Chapter 33 chapter Five

Later, my father said, Tianhedi suddenly became dejected, as if a group of hard-working subordinates were reprimanded by their superiors.This trick of cutting people to death with zero knives turned out to be no invention.My father said that his two cousins ​​walked lazily south along Qingshi Street, threw the dying and howling grandma on the bridge, and never cared about her again.The father and his two cousins ​​were hungry, but they followed the sky and the earth to the south as if by magic.All the dogs barked strangely with their tails between their legs, and they dared not run out of the yard.My father said that dumb Degaux kept picking up stones on the side of the road and throwing them at the houses of our uncles and uncles on both sides of the street, as if he had a deep hatred for these people in his own family.My father said that the blind man Dezhong explored the road with a bamboo pole and walked as fast as the wind.

They walked to the south of the village and stopped in front of the Chongba wax temple where our grandfather abandoned the second aunt.The sky swung a gun and killed a hare, and the earth killed a fat badger.The task of skinning and cleaning the animal meat was undertaken by Degao, and the task of collecting firewood was undertaken by me.The blind man talks with the sky and the earth. My father said that when he gathered a lot of firewood, he heard the two cousins ​​laughing.He kicked the blind man's ass and said, "It really is a good idea, try it tomorrow." Heaven said: "Don't hesitate, do it after eating meat."

The father said that he had never been satisfied with the sinister blind cousin, and that he was not pleased to see him admired by his cousins.Just at that moment, the dumb man came dripping with the skinned badger on his shoulders and the rabbit with the peeled skin on his shoulders. His father made some gestures and winks to him, which aroused his enthusiasm for the blind man. anger.The father said that the mute threw the animal meat on the grass, and then rushed forward and grabbed the blind man by the neck.The blind man was completely unsuspecting—even if he was on guard, it would be difficult to withstand the dumb's brute force—and he was pushed to the ground on the spot.Tianhedi was stunned for a long while before rushing to the rescue.They each twisted one of the mute's ears, and with great difficulty they pulled him up.The mute's hand was stuck on the blind man's neck, and Tian hit the bridge of the mute's nose with the butt of his gun—blood flowed in—and the dumb man covered his nose, and the blind man was saved.The father said that the blind man's face was blue and purple. If he had eyes, they would have protruded a long time ago. Fortunately, the blind man has no eyeballs.

Tian put his hand on the blind man's nostril and tried it.Then he rode on the blind man again and squeezed his chest with both hands.The blind man breathed a sigh of relief and came back to life. The father slapped the mute more than a dozen times as soon as he said that. The mute covered his cheeks and had red eyes, but he never resisted. They lit a fire and burned the meat.It was half-baked, so I ate it all.After eating, Tianhedi lay belly up on the hay, arguing with each other sentence by sentence. My father said that the sky said that the stars in the sky are one-to-one with the people on the earth, and each person has a star on his head.

Saying that is pure nonsense, like saying that we can kill people at any time, but we haven't seen people die.God said those meteors are just falling?It is said that it is not falling, but the moving of stars. The half-baked animal meat was churning in my stomach, my father said, a few wild dogs were lurking in the grass, sticking out their bright red tongues, staring at our leftover meat and those red bones. The sky and the earth have had enough of arguing. The stars are arguing about the stones on the ground, from the stones to the tiles on the temple, from the tiles to the crow squatting on the top of the temple.Their argument was interesting at first, but then it became boring.Father lay on the dry grass, and fell asleep in a daze.

Father said that when the sun was setting and the earth was blood red, the sky picked him up.Let's talk about it, eat enough and sleep enough, it's time to get down to business.Father rubbed the eyelids off his eyes and stood up, seeing his own shadow spread long on the ground.He said that he suddenly remembered that he had heard old people say that ghosts have no shadows.So he saw the extraordinarily clear big shadows of the sky and the earth, which strongly proved that these two cousins ​​were not only human beings but also people with great abilities, great fortune, and great fortune. Shallow people have little luck.

Tianhedi wandered towards the village, followed by his father.When approaching the head of the village, the evening wind blew the tops of the grass into disorder, and the trunks of the chestnut trees with golden leaves danced and danced like golden butterflies.My father said that usually at this time, there are many people drinking porridge with large porcelain bowls on the bluestone road in the north-south direction.Now there is not even a single human figure. Occasionally, a stray cat rushes across the street, its figure is slippery, like an electric current.His father said that he felt bored again, and when he passed by the house, he even wanted to escape and go back to his old life of fighting with his cousins, but he did not escape.He felt that it was an order he could not disobey if he followed his cousins ​​every step of the way. Of course, no one gave him an order.

The naked dementia boy Deqiang appeared on the stone street bouncing around.My father said that the idiot Deqiang was thirteen years old at the time and about three feet tall.He hadn't worn clothes since he was born, but his flesh was pink and oily, like a ginseng doll. He blocked the way of heaven and earth, bit his tongue and said, "Drink soup, drink soup." Even Di, who had always been sullen and ugly, showed a gentle smile. The idiot Deqiang continued to repeat: "Drink the soup, drink the soup." He asked kindly, "Little cousin, where can we go for some soup?"

Chi Deqiang said suddenly and clearly: "Follow me for soup." Tianhedi exchanged glances, and muttered a few more words in a low voice.Then, Tianyi waved his hand and said, "Follow him." My father said that there were five of them, followed by Deqiang, who was naked, and walked through a dark alley and entered a gate building.Father recognized that this was the home of our Seventh Grandpa. Father said that after your eldest grandpa and grandma were executed, the seventh grandpa and the seventh grandma will be the elders of the family.There is also a dog in their family, which is a descendant of a wolf and a dog. It used to be very fierce. Stuck back by the iron chain, he turned somersaults.The strange thing is that this vicious dog didn't even bark that evening, but curled up in the den and hummed like a person with a cold.Father said that the dog was threatened by the two murderous demons, Heaven and Earth.A dog understands human nature, and his father said that he knew that the big mirror gun in the waist and the machine gun in the arms of the ground were not easy to mess with.No matter how high you jump, you can't jump the gun; no matter how fast you run, can't you just pass the gun?

Father said that Grandpa Seven was welcoming them in the yard.Father said that their seventh grandpa was a red-eyed person who didn't recognize his relatives. He was the youngest of their generation. Looking at people sideways, his family gave him the nickname "Qixie".But that day, the fearless "Qixie" wore a melon-skin cap and a black satin gown, with a smile all over his face, nodding and bowing like the accountant in the village office, beckoning them to come in for soup.My father said that they were in a group, with the idiot Deqiang in front, followed by Tian, ​​Di, Degao, Dejian, and Dezhong holding a horse pole in the back, filing in a row, much like the team we saw on TV entering the opening ceremony later. athletes.

Father said that our Seventh Grandma was a woman with a pockmarked face.My father said that although his grandma Qimazi looked vicious, she was kind, kind, and generous, and she wished she could give her heart and liver to the younger generation.Father said that he actually liked this Grandma Ma very much. Tables and chairs have been set up in the main room.My father said that the internal layout of the houses in their family is almost the same as that of the grandfather's house, and it has not changed much for hundreds of years.Grandma Ma's ugly face bluffed Tianhedi for a while, and his father said that he shrank his muscles when he saw Tianhedi.Grandma Ma greeted her warmly, and said loudly, "Good grandson, I heard that you are coming. I am so happy. Sit down, sit down." Father said that after Grandma Ma arranged for the heaven and earth to be seated, she did not neglect or neglect them.She called them by name one by one: "De Gao, De Zhong, De Qiang, De Jian, you four puppies, please sit down." Seventh Grandpa entered the room, busy serving tea and pouring water.My father said that "Qixie" has swept the ground with this appearance.Father said that our Seventh Grandpa poured a round of tea, lit three large suet candles, and timidly took his seat. My father said that Grandma Ma brought the dishes, seven plates and eight bowls, chicken, duck, fish, delicacies from mountains and seas, filling a large table to the brim. Grandpa Seven graciously persuaded him to drink and drink.The sky eats gracefully, but the earth devours it hungrily.Father said that the gloves of heaven and earth were made of some material, they were so white and smooth.After drinking for three rounds, my father said that the seventh master cleared his throat, and said to Tianhe: "You two virtuous grandchildren, I didn't take any part in the harm to your mother back then. Your seventh grandma can testify." Grandma Ma said with a smile all over her face, "It's all the bad idea of ​​the old couple. Killing them is just retribution." Tian said: "Eat and eat, don't mention the past. We are not coming back this time to seek revenge." My father said that our Seventh Grandfather seemed to have eaten after listening to the words of the sky.Like a reassurance, the muscles on his face relaxed a lot, and he served heaven and earth more diligently, like a great-grandson. After eating, Grandma Ma served a few plates of fried sunflower seeds and said, "Grand grandson, eat some sunflower seeds for a delicious taste. I couldn't understand their habits from the beginning. Only donkeys eat grass, and people eat grass. Is it human?" He nodded and said, "You really understand." Grandma Ma hurriedly said modestly: "I understand what, I'm so confused." Father said he didn't expect the peaceful situation to disappear suddenly - the blind Tokujo clutched his stomach and wailed - What's going on, my boy, what's going on?Father said Grandma Ma asked with concern.The blind man said: There is poison in the wine! Father said that Grandma Ma raised her hand and slapped the blind man across the face, cursing: "Put your mother's shit on! Toxic single poison you?I think you kid is full. " The eldest cousin said: "There is no poison in the wine." Grandpa Seven said: "The elder grandson is still smart." God said, "Why am I smart? I'm not smart at all." Father Shuotian stood up, hiccupped and walked to Grandma Ma, and said, "Grandma Seven, listen to you and Grandpa Seven, I have something to tell you." Grandma Ma and Master Seven said in unison: "Please tell me, grandson." Tiandao: "You two old people, you two are not young, have you lived enough?" Grandma Ma said: "Enough is enough, enough is enough!" Tiandao: "Then why don't you try to die?" My father said that when our seventh grandfather heard this, his face turned pale immediately, his lips trembled dryly, but he couldn't even utter a word. Grandma Ma said: "Grand grandson, although he has lived enough, but if Lord Yan doesn't come to remind him, he won't bother to go." Heaven said: "Yan Wangye is here." Father said that your Seventh Master fell to his knees with a "plop" and begged, "Good grandson, please spare my life... I really didn't interfere in your mother's affairs..." Kicked him vigorously and said, "Get up, get up, there is no escape." Grandma Ma said calmly: "Grand grandson, the emperor does not kill innocent people. If he wants to kill us, he must have a reason." Tian smiled and said: "What a foolish old woman, if I want to kill you, I will kill you, what else do I need to say?" Grandma Ma said, "If you don't understand, I will never close my eyes." The sky said: "Then you die with your eyes open!" He waved his hand and said, "Go find the rope!" My father said that his cousins ​​were actively looking for rope.Grandma Ma picked up a kitchen knife and said, "You bastards, let's see which one of you dares to tie me up!" The sky said, "There is no need to tie it up." Said: "Blind man, we don't want to tie her up, but let her be unable to resist, what should we do?" The blind man said, "Shoot her in the face and knock her unconscious." Say, "No, no!" The idiot Deqiang bit his tongue and said, "Chop off her hand." The sky said: "You boy, you are not crazy at all." Say: "Do it." His father said that he, De Gao and De Qiang rushed forward.Grandma Ma swung her kitchen knife, making a sound of chopping, and jumped and scolded: "Bastards, I'll chop you first!" The mute dodged slowly, and a piece of his ear was cut off.My father said that he had an idea, grabbed a wooden pot cover as a shield, and rushed up. Grandma Ma slashed on the pot cover with a knife, and she couldn't pull out the knife.Deqiang rolled up one by one and hugged Grandma Ma's leg. Degao rushed forward and strangled Grandma Ma's neck.Father said that he bumped his head against Grandma Ma's stomach, and Grandma Ma fell to the ground.Father said that day he brought a wooden block for chopping meat from the kitchen, put it next to Grandma Ma, pulled out the kitchen knife from the wooden pot lid, and said to him, "You can chop it." You chop it up." The father said that the two of them gave way for a while, and finally decided to guess the winner or loser of the burden, scissors, and hammers. The winner should be chopped first, and the loser should be chopped later.The sky stretched out a slap, and the earth stretched out a fist. If the sky wins, chop first.He ordered his father and the others to press Grandma Ma's hand on the wooden pier.Grandma Ma was very strong, mooing like a female buffalo, and my father said that the three cousins ​​couldn't hold her down even with the strength of suckling.came over, put one foot on Grandma Ma's back, and said, "Be honest!" Grandma Ma immediately became honest.Tian raised the kitchen knife, blew on the blade, and then swung the knife down. With a "click", Grandma Ma broke one hand at the wrist. Father said that Grandma Ma let out a strange cry, and even though her back was stepped on by the ground, she still became hunchback. Blood gushed out of the severed wrist one by one.The big hand that had been detached from its limbs was twitching on the ground. The father said that the sky handed the kitchen knife to the ground.Grabbing the knife, he chopped off Grandma Ma's other hand in a more clean and neat way. The sky said, "Let go of your hands." Father and the others let go.Grandma Ma struggled to get up, lost her hands, lost her balance, wobbled and couldn't stand still.Beads of yellow sweat rolled on her pockmarked face. "Little beasts! Heartless little beasts!" My father said that Grandma Ma was cursing, waving her arms like two sticks, and the black blood splashed in the room like hot rain.A stream of hot blood dripped on Tian's white face.The sky seemed to be scalded by fire, and there was a strange cry.Father Shuotian took out a cloth to wipe the blood on his face, and ordered angrily: "Quick, quick, push her down, and chop off her feet!" My father said that Grandma Ma slammed into the wall with her eyes closed, and the mute grabbed her with his hand and pushed her to the ground.Tianhedi handed over the task of chopping feet to his father.De Gao grabbed the knife and chopped it first. His father said that the mute had big hands and strong arms, and chopped off Grandma Ma's ankle with one knife. The little foot wearing the satin shoe stood alone on the ground, looking very scary.Father said that although Grandma Ma had an ugly face, her little feet were bound very delicately.Father said that when it was his turn to do it, the kitchen knife had already been scalded by hot blood, so he couldn't chop off Grandma Ma's foot even after chopping it three times.When the third knife was cut, my father said that he couldn't help the nausea, and a sticky thing rolled up from his stomach.He threw away the kitchen knife and ran to the yard, bent over and vomited. Next, the father said that Cousin Tian asked Degao to help Grandma Ma up.How can Grandma Ma stop?Her voice also lowered, lying on the ground, gasping for breath.The sky said: "Blind man, it's your turn to cut off her eyelids." The blind man fumbled up, took the horn-handled knife from his eldest cousin, and went to cut Grandma Ma's eyelids.Grandma Ma said intermittently: "Good boy...give me a quick..." The blind man knocked off Grandma Ma's eyelids.Grandma Ma snorted a few times, then passed out. The father said that the seventh master who had witnessed all this was actually frightened.He was paralyzed in a corner, his body reeking of excrement and urine.The two cousins ​​ordered the father and the others to dig a hole in the yard and buried Grandpa Seven alive. Father said that when the soil buried your seventh grandfather's neck, his nostrils were bleeding, his eyeballs were protruding, and his face was like an eggplant.God asked the idiot to hold up half a candle to light the light, and he took out his gun, and shot you seven old grandpas on the top of the head.A white brain popped out. Father said, people of your grandfather's generation have been cleaned up like this.Tian snatched the candle from the idiot's hand, stuck it in the gun hole on the top of your seventh grandfather's head, yawned and said, "I'm tired, I'll do it tomorrow if I have work to do."