Chapter 27 Chapter VII

Jiugu blew out the butt of the cigarette, really pretty; the cigarette paper was still stuck to her mouth, and the shreds of tobacco scattered.Jiu Gu said that she also hated Lao Ruan, that old mule, and was going to rule him by law.But Gu Gu said she was hungry and ordered the twin brothers to chop cabbage and make dumplings.Jiugu found two kitchen knives and gave one to each of the twin brothers.The twin brothers chopped up the vegetables until they were cut to pieces.The cabbage was delicious.Another piece of bacon was chopped up.Then make noodles and make dumplings.One of the twin brothers lit the fire and the other rolled the skin.Jiugu was making dumplings, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, revealing her two snow-white breasts.I lifted Jiu Gu's blanket, revealing Jiu Gu's white buttocks.Jiugu put the blanket on, and I tore it off for her.Jiugu was so angry that she stomped her feet and scolded the blanket.Just throw it on the kang and don't wear it.I slapped Jiugu on the butt, chirp!Jiu Gu jumped up and turned around, just about to scold, saw Da Mao crouching in front of the stove and obediently lighting the fire, and Er Mao standing in front of the board with his head bowed and rolling the skin.Jiugu must be suspicious, she can't see me.I turned behind her and slapped her ass again, chirp!Ghost!Ghost!Jiu Gu took off the mahogany sword from under the wall and hacked at random.Chirp!old hag!Chirp!Let you chop!

Da Mao Er Mao laughed. Guier, what kind of monkey game are you playing with your aunt? Nine Aunts Nine Aunts, don't be angry, it's not that we are brats. Little brat, kid, don't make trouble, Jiu Gu makes dumplings for you. The dumplings are cooked and served on the kang.I ate twenty and was full.Then he made trouble with Jiugu.Throwing the dumpling onto Jiu Gu's neck, placed it on Jiu Gu's shoulders, placed it on top of her head, and threw it into her thigh, which made Jiu Gu scream. The twin brothers are not happy, let me be honest. After eating the dumplings, Jiugu called the twin brothers to the kang, saying that they were about to cast a spell.Jiugu is holding a color plate, which has red, yellow, green, blue, and white colors.Jiugu told them to lie on their backs with their eyes closed, as soon as they opened their eyes, the spell would be broken.Jiugu really has a scene: dancing and singing on the kang, dipping a brush in color and scribbling on the twin brothers, one red, one green, one piece of blue, one piece of yellow, ghostly symbols.Their "carrot heads" are also painted colorfully, not like a person.There are still some scenes I don't want to talk about... When it was about to break out, Jiugu ordered them to get up and watch her behead Secretary Ruan's soul.

Jiu Gu got a piece of yellow mounting paper.Lay flat on table. Two big red candles were lit, the flames swayed, and blue stars appeared in people's eyes. Jiugu bounced on them and pricked them with her butt.Enough with the pier, I drew a human head on the yellow mounting paper. This is Ruan Datou...Jiugu has loose hair, leaning on a sword, foaming from her mouth.Take a sip of alkaline water and spray it on the mahogany sword.Then luck, with green eyes, babbling and singing: I am the old mother of Lishan who descended to the mortal world... After eating dumplings, she has energy... Serving the people wholeheartedly... Helping Da Mao Er Mao to kill enemies... She drank another sip of lye Spray on sword.He took another sip of alkaline water and sprayed it on the yellow mounting paper.

Then, he slashed at the head on the yellow mounting paper with a sword. After a while, the paper was red and full of blood! Jiugu fell backwards on her back. After waking up, Gu Gu said, "I'm exhausted after killing ghosts all night." The twin brothers asked Jiu Gu, is Secretary Ruan dead? Jiugu said: His soul is dead!The meat is still alive, so feel free to chop it off boldly, chop it off. At dawn we rowed across the river. I also heard that Mr. Wang, who is now rotten to mud, told the twin brothers a story of revenge.It is said that after Zhu Yuanzhang became emperor, he ate good meals three times a day: dumplings, steamed stuffed buns, stewed pork with Chinese cabbage, and bean curd with noodles, all good things anyway.People can't be full of such things, and they think about things when they are full.What's up?Get a woman.With a faint king, there is no need to worry about treacherous ministers.It is said that there is a treacherous minister named Qian Guang. It is not a good thing to talk about Qian Guang, a traitorous minister!He is a Chinese father and an American mother. His neck is more than ten feet long, and his legs are looped like springs.

He eats wire springs—a belly full of crooked intestines, full of bad water.He looked for beautiful women for the emperor everywhere, fat ones, thin ones, white ones, black ones, group after group, the emperor looked down on them all.Seeing the emperor's eyebrows furrowed and his pockmarked face sullen, Qian Guang was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.Said that Qian Guang was wandering around in Beijing on this day, and the emperor said that if he couldn't find a good woman within three days, he would ask for his dog's head.Qian Guang thought: Long Live Lord, Long Live Lord, if my wife is in your favor, Qian Guang would have offered her a long time ago. If there is a good female slave, how dare you hide it?Qian Guang was emotionally moved after thinking about it, with tears in his eyes, he looked at the moat and thought: jump down and commit suicide, if you can't make Long Live happy, you might as well die.Just as he was about to jump into the river, he suddenly heard a woman singing from a small alley.The voice is so high, the tip is sharp; the song is so good, it seeps into the flesh.Qian Guang took three steps and did two steps, and two steps and one step, stood outside the window, licked the broken window paper with his tongue, and looked in with one eye, ah, my dear god!

In the room stood a strangely handsome big girl.Qian Guang broke in one step at a time, took out a letter of introduction, and explained his identity. Qian Guang asked the woman if she would like to be the concubine of Long Live Lord?The woman said no.Qian Guang said that you skinned your father alive if you didn't want to.Her father had already knelt down in the outer room, shouting thank you Lord Ron!Qian Guang said that your father is willing, so what else do you have to do?Can you jump out of the rock without your father?The woman said I would like to.Just as he was talking, there was a burst of strange fragrance, Qian Guang sniffed his nose and asked, "What's the smell?"what smell?The woman blushed and said nothing.The girl's father said: To tell you the truth, the little girl can emit nine bursts of fragrance every day, ten minutes each time.

Qian Guang clapped his hands and applauded, saying, "What a treasure, what a treasure, whoever deserves to use this treasure except Long Live!"Qian Guang asked: Do you have a telephone at home?The old man said: Yes, on the table.Qian Guang immediately called the palace. That night, a big sedan chair came, and Chuichuidada carried Jiuxiangnv away. It is said that since the emperor got Jiuxiang girl, he can't wait to keep it in his mouth. The love is deeper than the sea.Immediately help become a noble concubine, and drag the original noble concubine to the bank of the South River to die.The emperor approved a few notes, allowing Jiuxiangnv's family to live a prosperous life.Qian Guang was also promoted several levels.

It is said that on this day, Jiuxiang girl sat on the emperor's lap and twisted her buttocks to emit fragrance.The emperor was overjoyed, and said dizzily from the fragrance: There is no woman better than you in the world.Jiuxiangnv was also complacent and forgot her shape, she said: The concubine is not the best yet.The longan is wide open, like two bright light bulbs: Who else is better than you, tell the widow quickly.Jiuxiang girl said: My sister is better than me.The emperor asked: What is a good way?Jiuxiangnu said: The concubine can only emit nine bursts of fragrance every day, and the sister of the concubine can emit ten fragrances every day.The emperor said: Isn't that ten fragrant girls?Nine Fragrant Girls said they were Ten Fragrant Girls.

The emperor pushed Jiuxiangnv away and ordered Qian Guang to pass the order. Qian Guang jogged up to the Golden Palace, fell to his knees, and said, "Long live, long live, long live."The emperor ordered his subordinates to beat Qian Guang with 40 big slaps first, which made Qian Guang cry and bruise.The emperor scolded: Qian Guang, you bastard, how dare you deceive the widow, hide the first-class ten-scented girl for your own use, and dedicate the second-class nine-scented girl to the widow!Qian Guang kowtowed like pounding garlic, and said: Long live your appearance, it's not because the slaves are hiding first-class treasures, it's just because the ten fragrant girls married the current prime minister two years ago.

The emperor was silent.Later, I always felt unwilling, so I ordered the prime minister to go horse racing on the iceberg.The prime minister didn't know how he offended the emperor, so he went home and asked his wife.Shixiangnv couldn't figure out what the emperor meant.The couple were wondering, when the sister-in-law called and said: Brother-in-law, take care of yourself, the emperor is interested in my sister.The prime minister took a long breath and said goodbye to the pregnant Shixiang girl. The couple cried for a while.He committed suicide by swallowing a piece of gold.Ten Xiangnv untied her trouser belt and tied it to the door frame and was about to hang herself when the emperor came with troops to get her into the palace.

Ten Fragrant Girls became queens.But seeing that the child in her stomach was about to be full-term, Shixiangnv knew that the emperor had knowledge of gynecology, and she knew that it was not a dragon species after counting the days. Ten Fragrant Girl said: Son, in order to avenge your father, you have to wait another year to come out.Sure enough, the child stayed in Shixiang girl's stomach for another year.The child's mouth was full of teeth.Who is he? Emperor Yongle!So, the emperor bullied his wife, and his son usurped Zhu's family.This revenge was well paid off. Mr. Wang said: The emperor is also greedy, isn't it just short of fragrance?Aren't women like that?Are you right, Secretary Ruan? I heard that Secretary Ruan slapped Mr. Wang across the face, and sent him home the next day. Within a few days, Mr. Wang drank the poison and died.