Chapter 57 second act

. Hao Dashou and Qin He were holding the dolls in front of their respective desks. A middle-aged man in a crumpled gray suit, a red tie around his neck, a pen in his pocket, and a briefcase under his arm quietly entered the stage. Hao Dashou: (without looking up) Tadpole, why are you here again?! Tadpole: (complimentally) Uncle Hao is really a man of genius, he knows it's me just by his ears. Hao Dashou: I don't use my ears, I use my nose. Qin He: A dog's sense of smell is ten thousand times more sensitive than a human's. Du Dashou: How dare you scold me?! Qin He: Did I scold you? I just said that a dog’s sense of smell is ten thousand times more sensitive than a human’s!

Hao Dashou: Are you still scolding?! (Using the mud in his hand, quickly squeeze out the image of Qin He's face, lift it up for the tadpole and Qin He to see, and then slam it to the ground) I smashed you shameless thing ! Qin He: (Without showing any weakness, he pinched Hao's big hand, held it up for the tadpole to see, and then slammed it to the ground) I smashed you old dog! Tadpole: Uncle Hao, please calm down, Second Uncle Qin, please calm down, the two masters, please calm down, what you made just now is a masterpiece of art, it is a pity that it fell flat! Hao Dashou: Don't talk too much, be careful I will pinch you and smash you!

Tadpole: I beg you to pinch me, but don't crush me.When my screenplay came out, I used it for the cover photo. Hao Dashou: I told you earlier that your aunt would rather watch ants climbing a tree than read your broken script. Qin He: If you don’t farm the land well, what kind of script should you write? If you can write a script, I’ll eat this lump of mud. Tadpole: (Humbly) Uncle Du, Uncle Qin, Aunt is getting old and has bad eyesight.I dare not let her old man read it in person, so I read it aloud to my aunt, and I also read it aloud to you.You must know that Mr. Cao Yu and Mr. Lao She will go to the theater to read scripts to actors and directors.

Hao Dashou: But you are not Cao Yu, and you are not Lao She. Qin He: We are not actors, let alone directors. Tadpole: But you are the characters in my script! I have used a lot of pen and ink to beautify you, if you don't listen, it will be a big loss.If you listen to it, if you have any dissatisfaction, I can modify it; if you don't listen to it, you will put it on stage and publish a book in the future, then it will be too late for you to regret it. (Suddenly tragically) In order to write this script, I spent ten years of experience and spent all my wealth. I even sold the few wooden rafters on the roof. (Holding his chest, coughing painfully) In order to write this script, I smoked bitter and spicy dry tobacco leaves - if there is no tobacco leaves, I smoke locust tree leaves - I have endured countless sleepless nights, which has damaged my health and overdrawn What am I doing for my life? For fame? For profit? (Sharply) Neither! It’s for my love for my aunt, and for the biography of our Mary’s monument in Northeast Gaomi Township! Today, if you don’t listen to my recitation, I will Die right in front of you!

Du Dashou: Who are you scaring? How do you want to die? Do you hang yourself or drink poison? Qin He: It sounds quite touching, but I really want to hear it. Hao Dashou: You can read aloud if you want, but you can't read aloud in my house. Tadpole: This is my aunt's home first, and then it may be your home. My aunt crawled out of the hole. Aunt: (lazily) Who's talking about me? Tadpole: Aunt, it's me. Aunt: I know it's you.What are you doing here? Tadpole: (hastily opened the briefcase, took out a stack of manuscripts, and read in a hurry) Auntie, it’s me, I’m a tadpole from Liangxian Village, (Qin He and Hao Dashou exchanged eyes in wonder) Yu Peisheng is me Father, Sun Fuxia is my mother.I am one of those "sweet potato children" and the first child you delivered in your life.My wife, Tan Yu'er, is also a child delivered by you. Her father is Tan Jinhai, and her mother is Huang Yueling...

Auntie: Don’t read it! When you become a playwright, even your surname has changed? The date of birth has changed? Parents have changed? The village has changed? Wife has changed too? Walking among several children, she sometimes bowed her head in thought, sometimes stamped her feet and beat her chest, and then she slapped a baby on the bottom, which made the baby cry. The aunt took turns hitting the bottom of the babies, All the babies started to cry. Amidst the babies' cries, my aunt started to talk, and the babies' cries faded) You "sweet potato kids", listen to me, I took you out with my own hands! Boys , none of you saved me effort.My aunt has been in this business for more than 50 years, and she has not been idle until now.In the past fifty years, my aunt has never had a hot meal, nor slept in a circle. Her hands are bloody, her head is sweaty, her body is half full of feces, and half of her body is full of urine. Do you think it is easy to be a rural gynecologist? Eighteen villages in Northeast Gaomi Township , more than 5,000 households, whose threshold I have not stepped on? I have never seen any of your mothers and wives with gray bellies? I have tied the knots for your bastard fathers! Now you have Some have become officials, some have become rich, you can play wild in front of the county magistrate, and go crazy in front of the mayor, but you have to be honest in front of me.Back in the day, according to my aunt's idea, you should have all of you little male dogs wiped out, so as to save your wives from suffering.Stop laughing, be serious!

Family planning is related to the national economy and people's livelihood, and it is a top priority.It's useless to show your teeth, it's useless to show your teeth.Men don't have a good thing, who said this? You don't know? You don't know, and neither do I. I just know men don't have a good thing.Although it's not a good thing, it's not okay to leave you.This is how God arranged the world when the world was created. Tigers, hares, hawks, sparrows, flies and mosquitoes... the world would not be complete without one of them.I heard that there is a tribe in the primeval forest of Africa, people live on big trees.There are many nests built on the big tree, and the women lay eggs in the nests.After the eggs are laid, the woman squats on a tree branch and eats wild fruits, while the man, covered with leaves of a big tree, lays down in the nest to incubate the eggs for seven to forty-nine days.Those little children broke the eggshells, jumped out, and climbed trees as soon as they came out.Do you believe it or not? If you don’t believe it, I believe it! Auntie, I delivered an egg with my own hands, it was as big as a football, and it was placed on the bed of a kang to incubate for half a month, and a fat baby, white and fat, was born. It was called Dansheng.It's a pity that the child died of encephalitis. If he was alive, he would be forty years old.Dan is alive and must be a great writer. When he catches Zhou, he first grabs a brush in his hand.There are no tigers in the mountains, monkeys are called kings, and when the eggs are dead, it's your turn to play with words...

Tadpole: (With infinite admiration) Auntie, you are so eloquent. You are not only an outstanding gynecologist, but also an outstanding playwright! Your casual words are wonderful lines! Aunt: What do you mean by "casual words"? The words that my aunt speaks are all thoughtful. (Pointing to the stack of manuscript paper in tadpole's hand) Is this the script you wrote? Tadpole: (modestly) Yes. Aunt: What's the title? Tadpole: . Auntie: Is it the "wa" of a doll, or the "frog" of a frog? Tadpole: The "frog" temporarily named frog can also be changed to the "wa" of a doll, and of course it can also be changed to the "wa" of Nuwa. Wa created man, and frogs are a symbol of many children. Frogs are the totem of Northeast Gaomi Township. There are examples of frog worship in our clay sculptures and New Year pictures.

Aunt: Don’t you know that my aunt is afraid of frogs? Tadpole: My script is to analyze why my aunt is afraid of frogs.After my aunt read my script, the complex in her heart was untied, and maybe she would no longer be afraid of frogs. Aunt: (reaching out her hand) Then, bring your script here. Tadpole respectfully handed the script to his aunt. Aunt: (to Qin He and Hao Dashou) You two, who will burn this nonsense? Tadpole: Aunt, this is my hard work of ten years! Auntie: (Waving her hand, manuscript papers are scattered all over the table) I don’t need to look at it, I just smell it with my nose, and I’ll know what farts you fart! With your little knowledge, you still want to analyze the reason why Auntie is afraid of frogs? Tadpole, Qin He, and Hao Dashou filled the stage and scrambled for manuscript paper.

Aunt: (reminiscing obsessively) The morning you were born.My aunt washed her hands by the river, and saw groups of tadpoles crowded in the water.There was a severe drought that year, and there were more tadpoles than water.This scene reminded my aunt that so many tadpoles will eventually become frogs, but one in ten thousand, most of the tadpoles will become mud.How similar is this to a man's sperm, there are probably only one in ten million sperm that can combine with an egg to become a baby.At that time, my aunt thought that there was a mysterious connection between tadpoles and human reproduction.When your mother asked me to name you, I blurted out: Tadpole! Your mother said: Good name, good name! Tadpole, a child with a humble name is easy to feed.Tadpole, your name is precious!

Tadpole, Qin He, and Hao Dashou each held a few pieces of manuscript paper and listened quietly. Tadpole: Thank you, aunt! Aunt: Later, "People's Daily" introduced the "tadpole contraceptive method", which allows women during the ovulation period to drink 14 live tadpoles before intercourse to prevent pregnancy.But it turned out that there was no contraception, and those women gave birth to frogs! Hao Dashou: Don't talk about it, I'm going to get sick again. Aunt: Who do you think is sick? I am not sick, but they are the ones who have eaten frogs.They asked a group of women to cut off the heads of frogs with scissors by the river, and then, like taking off their pants, took off their skins.Their thighs are like women's thighs.That's when I started to be afraid of frogs.Their thighs... like women's thighs... Qin He: Those who ate frogs got retribution in the end. There was a parasite in the frogs, which got into their brains and made them idiots. In the end, the expressions on their faces were the same as those of the frogs. Tadpoles: This is an important plot, those who eat frogs end up turning into frogs.And my aunt is the hero who protects the frogs. Aunt: (Painfully) No, Auntie has the blood of a frog on her hands.Unknowingly, my aunt was deceived by them and ate meatballs made from chopped frog meat. Just like what your grandfather told me, King Wen of Zhou ate his own son’s meat and made meatballs without knowing it. meatballs.Later, when King Wen of Zhou escaped from Chaoge, he lowered his head and spit out a few balls, and those balls turned into rabbits when they hit the ground. The sound of gooing, that discomfort, that nausea, when we got to the river, my aunt lowered her head and vomited out some small green things, which turned into frogs when they fell into the water... The kid in the green hood led the group of disabled frogs out of the cave.The children shouted: "Debt collection! Debt collection!" The frogs made an angry cry of "quack, coo, coo". Aunt screamed and passed out. Hao Da held his aunt in his arms and pinched her "renzhong". Qin He drove away the children and the frog team he led. The tadpoles picked up the manuscript papers one by one. Tadpole: (Takes out a red invitation card from his pocket) Auntie, actually, I know the root cause of your fear of frogs.I also know that over the years, you have used many ways to atone for what you consider to be "crimes", actually.You're not wrong; those broken frogs are a figment of your mind.Aunt, with your help, my son was born.For this reason, I set up a grand banquet, and I invite my aunt, (turning to Hao and Qin) to also invite you two to come! - the curtain falls