Chapter 53 first act

Sino-US joint venture Jiabao Maternity and Infant Hospital.The gate is magnificent and looks like a government office.On the marble veneer door stack on the left side of the door, there is a sign of the hospital. On the right side of the gate stands a huge billboard, inlaid with hundreds of pictures of babies in various poses. A security guard in a gray uniform stood upright on the left side of the gate, saluting and paying attention to the limousines driving in and out of the hospital.His movements are comically exaggerated. A huge moon shines brightly in the sky.The sound of firecrackers came from behind the scenes, and brilliant fireworks lit up the sky from time to time.

Security guard: (Takes out the phone from his pocket to check the text message, can't help laughing) Hee... The security foreman sneaked out from the inside of the gate. Foreman: (Standing quietly behind the security guard, yelling in a low voice) Li Jiatai, what are you laughing at?! (Feeling something jump on your feet.) Hey, what season is it, why are there so many little frogs?! You laugh What? Security: (Suddenly frightened, flustered, hurriedly standing at attention) Report to the squad leader, global warming, greenhouse effect; nothing to laugh at... Foreman: What are you laughing at? (Little frog that jumps to your feet tremblingly) What’s going on? Is there going to be another earthquake? I ask what are you laughing at? Squad leader, this episode is so much fun...

Foreman: I told you that texting is not allowed during working hours! Security: Report to the squad leader, I didn't send any text messages, I just read a few text messages. Foreman: Isn't that different? If Director Liu bumps into this, your job will be ruined. Security guard: If you smash it, you can smash it. Anyway, I don’t want to do it anymore. The owner of the bullfrog breeding company is my cousin. My mother has already told my cousin. Let my cousin talk to my cousin. Let my cousin Get me to work with him... Foreman: (impatiently) All right, all right, you've confused me with your statements.You have a cousin who you can rely on, so naturally you are not afraid of losing your job, but I still rely on this job to eat! So, during work, sending and receiving messages and answering calls are not allowed!

Security guard: (stands upright) Yes! Squad leader! Foreman: Be careful! Security guard: (stands up straight) Yes, monitor! (can't help but laugh again) Hee... Foreman: Did you drink a bitch and urinate, or did you dream of marrying a rich little woman? Say, what are you laughing at?! Security guard: I'm not laughing at anything... Foreman: (stretches out his right hand) Here! Security: What? Foreman: What did you say? Cell phone! Security: Squad leader, can I promise not to read it? Foreman: Don’t be so wordy! Do you want to take it? If not, I will report it to Office Liu immediately.

Security guard: Monitor, I'm in love, I can't do without a mobile phone... Foreman: When your father fell in love, didn’t he get your mother even if he didn’t even have a phone? — Hurry up! Security guard: (Handing the mobile phone to the foreman helplessly) It's not that I want to laugh, but this text message is too funny. Foreman: (operating the mobile phone) I'd like to see what news made you laugh like this... In order to cultivate excellent sprinters, the National Sports Commission ordered the men's 100-meter champion Qian Bao and the women's long-distance runner champion Jin Lu to marry.Jinlu is pregnant at full term and goes to the hospital to give birth.Qian Bao asked the doctor: What kind of child did my wife give birth to? The doctor said: I didn’t see it clearly, and I ran away as soon as I came out—is this old-fashioned joke worth your laugh? Let me read a few for you. (The foreman takes out his mobile phone, wants to read, suddenly wakes up, and puts his mobile phone and the security guard's mobile phone into his pocket) Tonight is the Mid-Autumn Festival, Liu Chu said, the more festivals there are, the more vigilant you must be!

Security guard: (reaching out to ask for) my cell phone! Foreman: Temporarily confiscated.Pay you back after get off work! Security guard: (Begging) Squad leader, it’s a big festival, family reunion, family reunion, eating moon cakes, setting off firecrackers, admiring the bright moon, falling in love, but me, poking here like a stick, even sending text messages to my girlfriend You have also taken away this little bit of fun. Foreman: Don't tremble, be on duty.Keep an eye on six directions, listen to all directions, and keep all suspicious elements out of the gate... Security guard: All right, don't listen to that Liu Datou fooling around, it's a big holiday, who will come here? Robbers and thieves also have a holiday!

Foreman: Seriously! Do you think this is a joke? (lower voice, mysteriously) On the night of the Spring Festival, a group of terrorists rushed into (voice indistinct) Maternal and Infant Hospital, took eight babies as hostages ... Security Guard: (getting serious) Oh... Foreman: (mysteriously) Do you know whose "second wife" is waiting to give birth in our hospital? Security: (listening carefully) Foreman: (whispering, mysteriously)...do you understand now? Remember, that car The black "Big Ben" and the green "BMW" are both his cars, and he has to stand at attention and salute, and follow him with attention, without any carelessness!

Security guard: Yes, squad leader! (reaches out) Can you give me your phone now? Foreman: No, absolutely not, tonight is a good day, not only boss Jin’s wife is likely to give birth, but Secretary Song’s daughter-in-law is also due to give birth tonight , black Audi A6 car number 08858, just stare at me! Security guard: (Dissatisfied) These little bastards will be born sometime! ——My girlfriend said that the moon tonight is the largest and roundest in fifty years (look up at the moon). Foreman: (sarcastically) Don’t be sour! You need to be a security guard if you memorize it well in school? (vigilantly) What is that?!

Chen Mei wore a black robe, her face was covered with a black veil, and she entered the stage with a small red sweater in her hand. Chen Mei: (shaking, as if drunk) My child...my child...where are you? Mother came to look for you, where did you hide... Security guard: It's her again, crazy. Foreman: Go and blow her away! Security guard: (Standing at attention) I cannot leave my post without permission! Foreman: I order you to throw her away! Security: I'm on guard! Foreman: Fifty meters on both sides of the gate is your warning range! Security: If any suspicious situation occurs around the gate, the guard on duty should stick to his post to prevent suspicious elements from rushing into the gate, and report to the foreman immediately. (Take off the radio from his waist) Report to the squad leader, a suspicious person has been found under the billboard on the right side of the gate, please reinforce quickly!

Foreman: Fuck you boy! The lights are focused in front of the billboard. Chen Mei: (pointing to the baby photo on the billboard) Child, my child, mother is calling you, did you hear that? You are playing hide and seek with mother, hiding from mother? Little naughty baby, come out quickly, Mother is breastfeeding you, if you don’t come, mother’s milk will be snatched by puppies... (pointing to a child on the billboard) Do you want to eat my milk? No, I won’t give it to you, you are not me child.My child has double eyelids and big eyes, but you have narrow eyes... You also want to eat my milk, but you are not my child, my child's face is red like an apple, but you are Yellow-skinned... you are not, my child is a boy, a big fat boy, but you are clearly a little girl, girl movies are worthless...

(Soberly) 50,000 for a boy, only 30,000 for a girl! You bastards, patriarchal, feudalism, your mother is not a woman? Your grandmother is not a woman? They all give birth to boys, not girls, Isn’t this world over? Why don’t you high-ranking officials, great intellectuals, and learned people understand such a simple truth?  … What, you say you are my child? Little bastard, you smell my milk, are you hungry? (twitching nostrils) You want to lie to me, little bastard, dream! Let me tell you, even if you Cover my eyes with a black cloth, even if you mix my child with a thousand children, I can find my child with my nose.Didn’t your mother tell you? A child smells like a child! If you want to breastfeed, go to your mother. Yes, you children from rich and noble families are not called mothers, but mothers. Eating mother... What? Your mother has no milk? What kind of mother is without milk? You talk about progress every day. I think you are degenerate. You let the cattle do the work that you should do, and let the sheep do it.Children raised on cow's milk smell like cows, those raised on goat's milk smell like goat, and only those raised on human milk have a human smell.Do you want to spend money to buy my milk? Don’t even think about it, I won’t sell a golden mountain if you move it. My milk will be left to my children to eat. ... My child, come quickly... If you don't come, these children will snatch your mother's milk. Look, how greedy they are, their mouths are all open; they are all hungry, and their mothers are all hungry. They sold their milk, put it on their face with cosmetics, and sprinkled it on their body with perfume. They are not good mothers. They only care about their own beauty and don't care about their children's health... Good boy, come on... Foreman: (Standing at attention, saluting) Ma'am, this is the Maternity and Infant Hospital, both mothers and babies need to be quiet, so please leave here immediately and don't make any noise here! Chen Mei: Who are you? What are you doing here? Foreman: I am a security guard! Chen Mei: What do security guards do? Foreman: Maintain social order, protect the safety of institutions, schools, enterprises, institutions, post offices, banks, shopping malls, restaurants, stations, etc.! Chen Mei: I know you! (laughing wildly) I know you, you are Yuan Ji's bodyguard, people call you watchdogs! Foreman: You are not allowed to insult our personality! Without us, society would be in chaos! Chen Mei: It was you who stole my child! You took off your white coat and big mask, and I know you too! Foreman: (horrified) Ma'am, you have to be responsible for what you say, beware I will sue you for framing! Chen Mei: Do you think I won’t know you after putting on this suit?! You think you’ll be a good person by wearing a security uniform?! You’re Yuan Ji’s dog, Wan Xin, that old hag, My child next, only let me take a look... (painfully) no... she didn't let me take a look...they covered my face with a white cloth, I want to see my child, just take a look , but they snatched my child away without even letting me see it... But I heard my child's cry, he was crying to find me, and he also wanted to see me. There is no child in the world who does not want to see his mother ? But they took him away by force.I know he is hungry.He wants to breastfeed. You all know how precious a mother’s colostrum is to a child. You think I’m low-educated and don’t understand these things, but I understand, I understand everything.I transport the most essence of the whole body into the breast, even the calcium in the bones, the oil in the bone marrow, the protein in the blood, and the vitamins in the meat. I have a cold, no diarrhea, no fever, grow fast, look good, and look handsome, but you took my child away without even letting him eat a sip of milk. (Come forward to tear the foreman) Foreman: (panic) Ma'am, you must have misunderstood the wrong person, I don't know Yuan (round) cheeks, square face... Chen Mei: Of course you won’t say you know each other! You thieves, robbers, devils who steal and sell children.You don't know me, but I know you.Didn’t you give me two sleeping pills to sleep after you snatched my baby away? After I woke up, didn’t you lie to me that my baby died after birth? It’s not you, get one The skinned dead cat waved in front of my eyes, saying that it was the body of my child? You robbers stole my child, and you still want to pay me for my labor. You agreed to give me 50,000 yuan if you gave birth to a boy , but you said that I had a stillbirth, and you only gave me 10,000 yuan. You took my baby away and wanted to grab my colostrum! You came to express my colostrum with a bowl and a feeding bottle, and said 10 yuan per milliliter! Beast, my colostrum is reserved for my babies.Ten yuan? Not even 100,000 yuan! Foreman: Ma'am, I ask you to get out of here again, otherwise, I will call the police. Chen Mei: Call the police? Call the police! I’m looking for the police. The people’s police love the people. If the people lose their children, the police don’t care? Foreman: I will definitely take care of it, let alone a lost child, even if it’s a puppy , the police will help you find it too. Chen Mei: Well, I'll go to the police. Foreman: Yes, hurry up. (Show the direction, go forward from this street, turn right at the traffic lights) Next to that song and dance hall is the Binhe Road Police Station. A car drove out of the hospital with its horn honking. Chen Mei: (Dazed for a moment, as if waking up suddenly) My child, our child was dragged away by this car. (rushing to the car) You thieves, give me back my boy... The foreman tried to stop him, but Chen Mei suddenly burst out with great strength.The foreman stumbled. Foreman: (angrily) Stop her! The security guard standing at the door also rushed forward and dragged Chen Mei who was blocking the vehicle.Chen Mei struggled desperately.When the foreman came up, the two joined forces to subdue Chen Mei.During the struggle, Chen Mei's black veil fell off, revealing a hideous face of a burn patient.The two security guards backed away in fright. Security guard: Oh my god——! Foreman: (Looking at the little frog that was crushed by wheels and trampled to death by human feet) Damn, where did all these ghost things come from! - the curtain falls