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Chapter 40 Chapter two

frog 莫言 2206Words 2018-03-19
We saw a black and thin frog jumping away from my aunt. A bumbling security guard stood outside the gate of the bullfrog farm, and gave a funny military salute to the little cousin's car.The electric gate opened slowly, and the little cousin's "Passat" slowly entered.Yuan Ji, the former fortune-teller and field doctor, and Yuan Zong of the Bullfrog Breeding Corporation, are already standing in front of the dark statue waiting for us. It was a statue of a bullfrog. From a distance it looks like an armored personnel carrier. On the marble veneer of the base of the statue, there are engraved words like this: Bullfrog (Ranacatesbiana), Amphibians, Anura, Ranaidae, Rana.

Taking pictures and taking pictures, Yuan Ji was all over the place, first taking pictures, then visiting, and then eating. I looked at this giant frog in awe.It had a dark back, a green mouth, golden eye circles, and its body was covered with algae-like patterns and raised bumps.Those two big protruding eyes, with gloomy gaze, seemed to be conveying ancient information to me. Xiao Bi! Bring the camera! The little cousin shouted. A slender girl with a pair of red-rimmed glasses and a long plaid skirt ran over with a heavy camera. Xiao Bi, a top student in the Art Department of Qidong University, is now the office director of our company.The little cousin introduced to us.

She is not just a beauty! Yuan Ji said that she is also a talented woman, who can sing and dance, take pictures, and make sculptures.Xiao Bi blushed and said. My old classmate is also a great person. He was good at running when he was young. He thought he could become a world champion, but he didn't expect to become a playwright.Yuan Ji introduced me to Xiao Bi: my original name was Wanzu, my childhood name was Xiaopao, and my current name is Tadpole. Tadpole is a pseudonym, I said. This is Mr. Tadpole's wife, Little Lion. The little cousin pointed to Little Lion and said, gynecology expert.

The little lion hugged the clay doll and nodded absently. I have heard Mr. Yuan and Mr. Jin talk about you a long time ago, Xiao Bi said. The best frog in the world! Yuan Ji said.This sculpture is the work of Xiao Bi.said the little cousin. I gave an exaggerated admiration. Teacher Tadpole please criticize more. We walked around the bullfrog sculpture.No matter where it is in its body, I can feel that its two big gloomy eyeballs can see me and look at me. After taking pictures, Yuan Ji, little cousin, and Xiao Bi accompanied us to visit the species frog pond, tadpole pond, metamorphosis pond, small frog pond, feed processing workshop, and frog product processing workshop in turn.

Later, what often reappeared in my dreams was the scene of a frog pond.It was a pool of about forty square meters, with muddy water about half a meter deep in the pool. On the surface of the water, the male frogs were beating their white vesicles and making courtship sounds like cows. The female frogs stretched their limbs and floated on the water surface, slowly Close to the male frog.More frogs have cuddled into pairs.The female frog carries the male frog and swims on the water surface. The male frog hugs the female frog with its forelimbs, and kicks the female frog's belly with its hind legs.Puddles of transparent egg masses are expelled from the reproductive opening of the female frog, and at the same time, the transparent semen of the male frog is also ejaculated into the water—frogs are fertilized outside the body—it seems to be the little cousin, or Yuan Ji is saying— —A female frog can ovulate about 8,000 to 10,000 eggs each time—this is much more capable than humans—the frogs in the frog pond are bulging everywhere, and the water in the pond is warmed by the April sun, exuding a pleasant smell Nauseous stench.

This is the love field for courtship and pairing, and it is also the reproductive field for breeding offspring. ——In order to make the female frogs ovulate more eggs, we added ovitropin to the feed——Frog Frog Frog——Wow—Wow——Amidst the sound of frogs in our ears and the shape of our brains full of frogs, we were taken to a luxuriously furnished room restaurant. Two waitresses in pink served us tea and water, and cloth dishes and wine. We have a whole frog feast today, Yuan Ji said. I picked up the menu on the table and saw that it was written in order: salt and pepper frog legs, fried frog skin, green pepper frog pieces, dried bamboo shoot frog slices, vinegar tadpoles, sago frog egg soup...

Sorry, I don't eat frogs.I say. I don't eat either.said the little lion. Why? Yuan Chi asked in surprise, it was so delicious, why didn't you eat it? I tried hard to forget their bulging eyes, sticky skin, and the cold smell emanating from them, but I couldn't forget them.I shook my head painfully. Korean scientists have recently extracted an extremely precious peptide from bullfrog skin, which has anti-oxidation effects and can eliminate free radicals in the human body. It is a natural anti-aging substance. My little cousin Jinxiu said secretly, of course, it There are many other mysterious effects, especially it can greatly increase the chances of women having twins and multiple births.

Do you want to try some? Yuan Ji said, you have to try it boldly! Even scorpions, leeches, earthworms, and poisonous snakes dare to eat bullfrogs? Have you forgotten? My pen name is tadpole! Yes, yes! Yuan Ji Instruct those ladies: remove everything from the table, tell the kitchen to make a new table, and don’t want anything that has something to do with frogs! New dishes are on the table, and the wine is over for three rounds. I asked Yuan Ji: You bastard, why would you think of raising bullfrogs? If you want to make a lot of money, you have to think of what others can't think of! Yuan Ji said triumphantly, exhaling smoke rings.

You are so talented! I imitated the tone of a certain sketch actor, and said sarcastically, you have been different from others since you were a child. Raising bullfrogs is good, but taking iron nails from the cow's stomach and reading fortunes at the market is such a magical skill. Wouldn't it be a pity to lose it? Tadpole, you bastard, you don't hit people in the face, and you don't expose your shortcomings when you curse.Yuan Ji said. The little lion said coldly: "There is also an iron hook to get women's rings! Oh, sister-in-law, Yuan Ji said, let alone this matter."At that time, firstly, we were low-minded, secondly, we were soft-hearted, and couldn’t stand the pestering of old women who were crazy about having sons, and thirdly, we were forced by poverty.

Dare to do it now? I asked. What are you doing? Yuan Ji asked me with staring eyes. Take the ring! Look at what you said, I have no memory so much? Several years of labor reform team, I have been reborn, Yuan Ji said, now, I am an upright person, earning money in an upright manner, dare to do anything that is not illegal, illegal Don't do it even if you force him with a gun. We are an excellent city-level enterprise that abides by laws and regulations, pays taxes according to regulations, and is enthusiastic about public welfare.said the little cousin. During the dinner, the little lion kept holding the clay doll with his arms.

Yuan Ji said: Qin He, this bastard, is the real genius! If he didn't make a move, he would suppress Hao Dashou once he made a move. Xiao Bi, who had been smiling and silent all the time, interjected: "Every piece of Mr. Qin's works embodies his feelings." Clay dolls also need affection? Yuan Ji asked. Of course, Xiao Bidao, every successful work is a child of an artist. Then this big bullfrog, Yuan Ji pointed to the sculpture in the yard, is also your child! Little Bi Fei blushed and stopped talking. Cousin likes clay dolls so much? My little cousin asked. Your cousin doesn't like clay dolls, Yuan Ji said, she likes real dolls. Then let's do it together! The little cousin said excitedly that the cousin can also join the group. Shall we raise bullfrogs with you guys? I say, I get goosebumps when I see these things. Cousin, we don’t just raise bullfrogs, we—don’t scare your cousin, Yuan Ji interrupted his little cousin and said, drink, man, remember how Chairman Mao educated those “educated youths” back then? ——The countryside is a vast world, where there is a lot to do!
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