Chapter 5 chapter Five

Lv Xiaohu kicked three wheels, panting and said: "Master is about to die of anxiety, she said that your eyesight was wrong when you went out, I'm afraid you will commit suicide in a moment of confusion. I said that Master promises not to commit suicide. How can someone as smart as Master?" Can you commit suicide? I said I know where the master is, and you are indeed here. Master, the factory is already like this, so go to hell, if the earthworms in the soil are not starved to death, we working class will not be starved to death." Sitting on the tricycle, he watched his apprentice's back swaying from side to side, and listened to his apprentice's nonsense, without saying a word, and his heart was full of strange feelings.He felt a warm force surging in his body, and the gloomy mood since he was laid off was swept away, and his mood was as clear as the sky after the rain.After the car drove into the bustling street, the colorful neon lights made him even more happy.There are many barbecue stalls on the side of the road, the smoke is billowing and the aroma is tangy.Suddenly a cry: The Environmental Protection Agency is here!Those stall owners dragged their stall carts and fled into the alley quickly with fireworks all the way.Their escape was so well-trained and sloppy, just like fish sinking from the surface to the bottom of the water, they disappeared without a trace in an instant.The apprentice said: "See, master, chickens have chicken ways, dogs have dog ways, and after being laid off, each has its own tricks!"

When the car passed by a public toilet, he stretched out his hand and patted his apprentice on the shoulder, saying, "Stop." He walked towards the public toilet with white tile veneer and glazed tile roof.A young man sitting in the glass frame knocked on the glass with his bent fingers, reminding him to look at the big red characters sprayed on the glass: one yuan per visit for the toilet He fumbled in his pocket, but it was empty.Lu Xiaohu walked over, stuffed the two yuan money into the half-moon-shaped hole at the lower end of the glass, and said, "Come with me, master."

He felt a rush of shame, not that he was penniless, but that he didn't know that there was a charge for the toilet.Following his apprentice into the brightly lit toilet, a burst of foul aroma made his head swell.The floor tiles were so bright that people could be seen clearly, and he walked awkwardly and almost fell.The two masters and apprentices stood side by side in front of the urinal, staring at the deodorant ball that was twirled by the shock, and no one looked at the other.In the sound of rushing water, he said quietly: "Why is there a fee for the toilet?" "Master, you seem to have just come down from Mars. Are there any things that don't charge you now?" The apprentice shrugged his shoulders and said, "However, there are advantages to charging fees. There is no need for such a high-end toilet!"

The apprentice took him to wash his hands, dried them under a warm air hand dryer, and then walked out of the public toilet. Sitting in the car, he repeatedly rubbed his rough hands that were exceptionally lubricated by the hand dryer, and said with emotion: "Xiao Hu, the master followed you to urinate in a high-grade way." "Master, you are humorous!" "I owe you one yuan, and I will pay you back tomorrow." "Master, you are getting more and more humorous!" As he approached the house, he said, "Stop." "It's only a few steps away, pull it to the door!"

"No, I have something to discuss with you." "Master, tell me." "A man can't earn money to support his family, just like a woman can't bear children, and she can't hold her head up in front of others!" "The master is right." "So I'm going to come out and do something." "I think it can." "But the streets are full of laid-off workers, and there are so many migrant workers, it seems that there are people doing everything that can be done." "This is also the actual situation." "Little Hu, there is no unparalleled road, right?"

"Master, this is a quotation from a sage, it must be the truth!" "Master discovered a way to make money today, I don't know if I should do it" "Master, as long as it's not murder, arson, or robbery, I don't think there is anything you can't do." "But it seems a bit criminal" "Master, don't scare me, my apprentice is timid" After he explained the ideas to Lu Xiaohu one by one, Lu Xiaohu said excitedly: "Master, only a genius like you can come up with such a good idea. Huali. What kind of crime are you committing? If you are a crime, then master, you are a couple’s leisure house! Not only civilized, but also good! To put it bluntly, you are building a paid toilet. Let it go Do it bravely, master, tomorrow I will call a few senior brothers to help you clean it up!"

"You know this, don't call others." "I listen to you, master." "Don't tell your mistress either." "Don't worry, master."