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ancient furnace 贾平凹 8398Words 2018-03-19
Xingkai went to the Yaoshen Temple, how did he see Bacao, how he quarreled with Bacao, how the stove fire got out of the Yaoshen Temple, and took advantage of the chaos to enter the Yaoshen Temple to save people, all of which, Goupitai didn't know .He and his mother-in-law stayed at the third aunt's house, and the kang in the third aunt's house was very hot, forcing them to sit under the covers and talk.But the mother-in-law lost her mind while talking, and when there was movement outside, she turned her head to listen, but she couldn't hear clearly, so she pissed the dog and said: Are you listening to the dog biting?The dog urine moss said: After biting twice, I stopped biting.The third aunt said: Let you cut some window grilles for me, why are you so restless, what's the matter with a dog biting a dog?The mother-in-law smiled and cut the window grilles without saying a word.But the mother-in-law can't cut anything, the pigs and dogs are cut out, the faces of the pigs and dogs are human faces, and the people are cut out, and the people have long tails. The mother-in-law said: What's wrong with me?The scissors also cut the hand.There was a dog biting outside the courtyard, and the biting was so weird that even the third aunt lay on the window sill and listened, saying, "It's weird, the dog biting like this?" !Immediately after that, there were gunshots, shouts and cries, and fighting broke out. The three hurriedly blew on the lights and got off the kang, listening to the movement in the yard. The courtyard wall buzzed.She didn't dare to open the door, and didn't dare to take a ladder to the top of the courtyard wall to watch. The mother-in-law lay on the crack of the courtyard door and looked out, and said in a low voice: "Why is it a horse ladle? A group of people are chasing horse ladles!"The third aunt said: "Push the horse spoon?"Isn't Ma Shao imprisoned in the Yao Temple?The dog pee moss said: "It's the red sword who came to seize people!"The mother-in-law stopped the dog from peeing moss and said: What do you know? !There was another gunshot, and the bullet seemed to be shot from nearby, and the sound was very crisp.The three ran into the upper room again, and the mother-in-law said, "I'm afraid the two factions have opened up again."The third aunt said: What kind of world is this? If you beat me and I beat you in a village, it will kill the whole village, right? !The dog urine moss ran from the upper room to the yard again, and the mother-in-law said: You run for me, are you shot?Dog urine moss said: I won't go out, look through the crack of the door.The mother-in-law pulled his ears and pulled him back to the upper room, and even closed the upper room door.

Dog pee moss can't go out, but he can't sit still in the house, and said: Mother, do you see it is a horse spoon? The mother-in-law said: "It's a horse spoon. A group of people are chasing the horse spoon." Goupiamos said: Can you say that the horse spoon can escape? The mother-in-law said: Who knows. The dog pee moss said: Ma Shao is going to die. The mother-in-law said: Shut your mouth! When Gou Niati said this, Ma Shao was in the toilet of Tu Gen's house. Ma Shaomingtang and Zaohuo were the first to run out of the Yaoshen Temple. As soon as they ran out of the temple gate, they were spotted by the hammer team. Several people surrounded them. Zaohuo knocked down two of them with a mallet, and the three of them ran to the village road.Confusedly led more than ten people to see someone running ahead, they didn't know who it was, they shouted and rushed over, Ma Shao looked back, Ming Tang and the stove had disappeared, and shouted: Ming Tang!stove fire!no respond.Confusedly shouting: It's a horse spoon!Ma Shao ran again, ran down an alley, and saw another group of people entered the alley, so he burrowed into the toilet of Tu Gen's house, but there was a person squatting in the toilet, it was Tu Gen's wife, and he twisted himself to ask for help. Go, but was pulled by Tu Gen's wife.Tu Gen's wife said: You kick down, kick down quickly.Ma Shao was a little puzzled, and Tu Gen's wife said: "I don't care if others want to criticize you. If they want to kill you, then I have to protect you."A group of people suddenly disappeared in the alleyway and said in a daze: "Where are people, they have fallen into the sky, see if there is one in the toilet?"As soon as the horse spoon kicked down, Tu Gen's wife stood at the door of the toilet with her trousers up, and said: Confused, confused, I am here, who are you letting in?Confusedly said, what is the deal, are you still embarrassed?Ma Shao ran out, did you see it?Tu Gen's wife said: Ma Shao ran away, he is a bloody enemy of Tu Gen, if he wants to meet me, I still want to beat him!The confused group ran to the entrance of the alley, formed a group with the people at the entrance of the alley, and then went to another alley.Ma Shao came out of the toilet and said in a low voice: Sister-in-law, Tu Gen and I are not rivals.Tugen's wife said: Go your way!Ma Shao ran along the wall of the alleyway.

But when Ma Shao ran across another alley, he saw the confused group arrest the other three people who had escaped from the political training class, so he climbed to the top of a courtyard wall, waiting for them to pass before running out of the village.Those three people didn't seem to go away obediently, they beat Mimu until his head was bleeding, and someone was saying to Mihu: Don't hit, Mihu.Confusedly said: Don't beat him and run away!The man said: Do you want to hit you on the buttocks? Are you going to beat him to death with the head?Confusedly said: What are you talking about, is this what Team Hammer said?If you don't kill him, he will kill you!Ticked his hamstrings to see if he can still run? !It may be that he was holding down the legs of the fleeing man. The fleeing man was crying and yelling for his mother. Ma Shao lifted a waste sagger from the top of the courtyard wall and cursed: "Confused, I'm your mother!"Throw the waste sagger over.The waste sagger didn't hit them, it shattered two feet away from them.Confusedly said: It's a horse spoon!A group of people rushed over again.The horse ladle turned over from the courtyard wall to the house, and ran across the connected roof. People who lived in the house on the north side of the alley heard the sound of tiles cracking on the roof. When they came out to see, I saw that the horse spoon ran past, and the follower's house was in the middle. The broken leg of the follower's daughter-in-law was inflamed, and the leg was swollen like this. This night, the pain was unbearable, and the follower was squeezed out of pus when he came back. I didn't know when I heard the cry. What happened, when I came out and saw Ma Shao running towards the roof of my house, I hurriedly grabbed the shovel and went up to the roof, saying: "You are a goddamn idiot who can fly over the eaves and walls!"Ma Shao didn't dare to run anymore, and jumped down from the eaves next door, and fell to the ground on the back eaves with a thud.Then he came down from the house and went to the back eaves, and said to his step-in-law: "Run and let him run, are you really going to catch him?"Then he said: If he falls from the eaves, his leg will definitely be broken. I can catch him!The daughter-in-law said: I wonder if it's because you went to the dark all day to fight and kill, and you won't let me live again!He pulled his heels hard.He stopped chasing after him, but shouted: Ma Shao ran away, Ma Shao ran away!

One of Ma Shao's legs was really broken, so he got up and ran out of the village. Afterwards, they chased him in a daze. Ma Shao ran to the stone mill in the east of the village, but he couldn't run anymore, and fell under the diamond mill.Confused, he hurried over and didn't see the horse spoon, so he went down to the side of the hill to look for it, and he sat on the millstone panting for breath.Ma Shao hugged Mi Hu's legs from under the millstone and pulled it vigorously. Mi Mu fell to the ground with a dog gnawing shit, and Ma Shao jumped out and rode on Mi Hu's body. , I can't use my horse's spoon legs, and I can only pinch the confused eggs with my free hands.Confusedly said something: How about your mother learn from me? !Just passed out.The horse ladle still didn't let go, the teeth rattled, and I could feel that the egg was crushed like an egg, but I still squeezed it.The people who ran to the side of the hill heard Mimi screaming and ran up. Seeing Mimi lying on his back like a dead pig, the horse ladle was still holding the eggs, so they beat the head of the ladle with a stick until they were dead. All the brains splashed out before he fell down, holding the egg with one hand, causing his confused body to tug and turn over.

Minister Ma and Bacao also ran over with their guns in hand, asking if it was a stove fire?Tieshuan said, "It's a horse spoon."Bacao bent down and looked, Ma Shao was already dead, and said, "Will you be able to do well in your life, and you also run out?"He kicked it and said, "What about the stove fire?"Tie Shuan said: We drove to Sancha Lane, we ran away like crazy, and the bald Jin and the fat man might be thrown into a fire.Minister Ma fired another shot into the sky, and everyone ran to the village again, but Minister Ma shouted: "Every village entrance must be guarded by some people, so that the stove fire cannot escape from the village!"

After running away from the stove, Zeng went to the back wall of Bacao’s old house, lit a pile of bean stalks in the corner with a match, and ran to Nanguaizi Alley with four people from the political training class. Nanguaizi Alley is narrow, You can go directly to the north side of the village, jump down and go to the back depression.The four members of the political training class were not familiar with the terrain. After running into Nanguaizi Alley, they ran to the right. If they ran to the right, they went to the gourd’s house. From the gourd’s house, there was a dead end, and they couldn’t get out at all. , I ran to the left by myself, listening to the explosion while running.However, the stove fire did not hear the explosion, and I wondered if the fuse on the explosive package was wet, or it was not installed properly?I also thought, even if the fuse is wet or not installed properly, and the dynamite bag will explode when the bean stalks are ignited, why is there no movement?At this time, all the people behind had entered the alley, so he got into the alley in front from the toilet of the third aunt's house. There was no one in the alley in front. Thinking that the dog's urine moss house is safe, he hurriedly knocked on the courtyard door, but there was no movement in the courtyard. When he saw that the courtyard door was locked, he cursed, took two steps back, and threw himself on the courtyard wall. He tried to grab the top of the wall and turn in, but he failed several times, and instead knocked down several ice picks hanging from the edge of the tile trough.

Shuipi followed Bald Jin to chase the stove, and lost it. Some people said that the stove went to the house and ran west from the roof. Lead a few people to the alleyway north of Nanguaizi Alley.Shuipi just ran to the entrance of the alley on the north side of Nanguaizi Alley, but his mother and Banxiang were arguing there.It turned out that Shui Pi's mother and Shui Pi heard at home that the stove fire was coming to rob the political training class, so Shui Pi ran to the Yaoshen Temple first, and Shui Pi's mother also went to the alleyway. As soon as Xiang pulled Tianya past a tree, Shui Pi's mother yelled: "There is someone here!"Ban Xiang let Tian Ya run along the wall, she walked straight over and said: "It's me, what are you calling?" !Shui Pi Ma said: I saw two people, why are you alone?Ban Xiang said: Don't talk nonsense with your eyes growing into your crotch!Shui Pi Ma said: Your eyes only grow into your crotch!Banxiang said, "Who is he? Where is he?"Shuipi's mother looked towards the alley, it was dark in the alley, and said: "Could it be a wild man!"Ban Xiang scolded: "It's the wild man, you can't pull the wild man if you want to!"Shuipi heard his mother yelling and ran over, and seeing his mother arguing with Banxiang, he said: Either pulling the wild man or protecting the escaped man!Banxiang became angry, and said: "Shuipi you bastard, remember what you said, I am not from the Hammer team, I am also Bald Jin's wife, you tell Bald Jin this!"Shuipi said, "Okay, okay, you're right!"Ignoring Banxiang, he dragged his mother and went along the alley.

Shuipi's mother said: I clearly saw two people running away, but when I yelled, she was alone. This bastard must have protected someone and ran away.Shuipi said: "It can't be Tianbu."Shui Pi Ma said: It doesn't look like sky cloth.Tianbu also came back to rob people?Shui Pi said: You are in a mess, go back quickly.Shui Pi Ma said: Then you should also be careful, if the situation is not right, run away!Shui Pi said: Oh.But I saw a figure scurrying about in the alley far away, hurriedly stooped to go forward, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Here is the stove!"Zaohuo looked back and saw Shuipi suddenly, and rushed forward to cover Shuipi's mouth, Shuipi bit Zaohuo's hand, Zaohuo took advantage of the situation and stuffed three fingers into Shuipi's mouth, followed by the whole fist, Shuipi couldn't bite Can't shout out either.When Shuipi's mother saw it, she yelled loudly, and the stove pulled out her fist to beat Shuipi's mother, but Shui Pi held the stove with his head on the wall, and he couldn't breathe out of breath.Zaohuo beat Shuipi head with his fist, and his body was pressed against the wall. He couldn't use his strength, so he raised it, thinking that he could catch the tiles or bricks on the wall, but the wall was still high and he couldn't catch it. He caught the ice pick hanging from the corrugated wall, with a click, he pulled one down and poked it on the back of Shuipi's neck.Shui Pi raised his head, the ice pick pierced another eye, and Shui Pi fell to the ground.Shuipi's mother yelled a few times and saw Shuipi fell to the ground, she rushed over desperately and hugged Zaohuo's leg, no matter how the stove was hit, she just wouldn't let go.Zaohuo dragged Shui Pima forward for about ten steps, and bald Jin led all the people to run over. He hit Zaohuo with a few hammers, but the Zaohuo still dragged Shuipima forward.Baldy Jin held a brick in his hand, walked over and patted the back of Zaohuo's head very quickly, and Zaohuo stood there motionless.Bald Jin was going to take a second shot, but just as he raised his hand, the stove fell down.Bald Jin said: I thought you had a copper head and an iron body? !

Zaohuo was knocked out, and Team Hammer untied his trouser belt, tied his hands backwards, and dragged him to see Minister Ma and Bacao. Minister Ma and Bacao came back from the south entrance of the village. The County Lianzhi and the Hammer team arrested six people and sent people to the Yaoshen Temple to find out how many people had escaped. Six were lost and four were missing.Bacao said: Those who didn't run away are being honest?The answer is: be honest.Ask again: Did Zhu Dagui run away?The answer is: he didn't run, he was asleep all the time.He got the title but ran over, saying that he had picked up a cloth bag under the eucommia tree, and he didn't know what was in it, it was so heavy that he dared not open it.He put down the cloth bag, and said: Is it the policy of the political training class? You have to take it with you and run away. If you can't carry it, you throw it away.The tyrant slot was opened, and it was a pack of dynamite.Is it dynamite? !It must be said that he was frightened to death, saying that he had picked it up and was still holding it in his arms, and he had just eaten a pot of cigarettes.Bacao said: You picked it up?He said, "Lao Cheng and I were running for a while, and we stumbled on the sole of our foot. When we looked down, it was a cloth bag. Lao Cheng also said that he hid the cloth bag, but I didn't give it to him. He said that it might belong to the political training class, so I had to hand it over to him." Here it is, I'll bring it.Bacao said: Who told you to bring the cloth bag back to the Kiln Temple?He said: What do you mean, let me take it back to the Kiln Temple and explode it?You dare not say that. No one gave me this explosive bag. If I knew it was an explosive bag and gave me money to pick it up, I would not pick it up.Ba Cao took off the cloth outside the explosive bag, and it turned out to be a tattered gown without sleeves. He lit the fire to show everyone that it was an authentic gown, and most likely said: This is from the stove, I recognize it.Bacao said: He's such a shithead, he also brought a pack of dynamite. He must be thinking of blowing up the back wall of the kiln temple to rob people, or making an explosion in the village to take the opportunity to rob the village. Thanks to the early discovery, we drove it out in time. He ran away before the explosion.Everyone became frightened and cursed at the stove.Minister Ma said: See, he is going to blow us up to death. We have to search in the village, door to door, and we must not let him escape the village alive!

The troops were divided into several groups again to find the stove, and Bald Jin and his group brought the stove over.The stove was still in a coma, the fat man went over and patted his face, but the stove still couldn't wake up.Bald Jin said: Minister Ma, turn your back.Minister Ma said: What am I doing with my back turned?Bald Jin said: Oh, it’s okay if you don’t turn your back, we never treat you as a woman.He untied his trousers and took out something to urinate on the face of the stove.Minister Ma is on fire: pull to the back!The bald man Jin dragged the stove a few steps to the shadows, a stream of urine poured on the face of the stove, and the stove woke up, and found that his hands were tied, and in front of him were the county leaders and the Hammer team, so he yelled at him.Bacao said: Who did you enter the village with?Zaohuo said: Do we need more people?Bacao said: You can do it!Is this explosive bag you brought?When Zaohuo saw the explosive package, his eyes widened.Bacao said: You brought it?You just stoned Huang Shengsheng to death, and you will blow us up when you come back? !The stove said: I hate it!Overlord said: Who do you hate?The stove fire said: I hate that I got the explosives wet and the fire didn't burn.Bacao said: The fire is not burning? !The stove said: It’s just that it’s not burning, and the one that is burning your dog’s day won’t stand here!Bald Jin kicked and cursed: You think you can bomb whoever you want, God is protecting us.The stove fire just spat in a mouthful, and Ri Niang scolded Lao Tzu.Someone stuffed his mouth with a handful of mud and snow on the ground, but it didn't stop, and another handful of firewood plugged it, but it still couldn't.Bald Jin said: Go to the toilet and shovel shit into his mouth to see if he still scolds!Bacao stopped him, saying: Let him scold, scold.The stove didn't scold anymore.

That night, Zao Huo was locked in the West Wing of the Kiln Temple, and Minister Ma specially arranged for the fat man to guard him.The fat man kept guard until midnight, feeling cold and sleepy. He put on a quilt and leaned there and fell asleep. The stove fire secretly rubbed his trouser belt against the wall, and it broke.After leaving the west wing room, the people in the upper hall and the east wing room were all asleep. He slipped to the gate of the temple. There was a fire outside the temple gate, and four people were sitting there. At the bottom of the courtyard wall under the steps of the palace room, there happened to be a ladder there, climbing up the courtyard wall.But the courtyard wall was so high that he couldn't jump down. There was a cypress tree outside the courtyard wall, four or five feet away from the wall, so he wanted to rush over to hug the cypress tree, and then slip down from the tree.He reckoned it would be okay, but he didn't want to jump over and hug the cypress tree, and fell to the ground with a thud.The people at the gate of the temple suddenly heard a noise, and when they ran over to look, the stove was lying on the ground, shouting loudly, and everyone in the temple woke up. Running in the woods, he was caught and beaten half to death.In the middle of the night, the fat man was still guarding the fire, and the fat man asked: Do you want to drink?The stove said: "Drink it."The fat man said: I will pour you some hot water to drink.The stove was hungry and thirsty, and I drank all the water in the thermos, so I said, "Fatty, I'm sorry."The fat man said: Why are you sorry for me?Zaohuo said: I let your boss train you as soon as I ran away.The fat man said: Don't you know how to run? There is a water hole in the right corner behind the hall. You can get out without wearing a cotton jacket, but you have to climb the courtyard wall.Zaohuo said: I think you are a good person, you can let me go out from Shuiyan Road again, and I promise you will have nothing to do with the Red Broadsword team when they come back.The fat man said: You mean what you say?Zaohuo said: I am a man, and I never say anything different.The fat man untied his hands from the stove and said, "Then you take off your padded jacket first, and then I will lightly tie your hands and then I will pretend to go to sleep. You go to drill."Zaohuo took off his cotton-padded jacket and trousers, leaving only a single coat and trousers, and asked the fat man to tie his hands again, but the fat man tied them even tighter.The stove said: relax, relax.The fat man laughed suddenly, and said: Why can't the red sword do anything? Are they all pig brains? If you run once, can I let you run a second time? !Then Zaohuo's legs were tied up with a rope, and Zaohuo knew that he had been deceived.In the middle of the night, wearing a single coat and shorts, he lay down on the cold ground with his hands tied, and after drinking a thermos of water, he was completely wet and frozen in his pants. At dawn, Minister Ma heard that Zaohuo had escaped once in the middle of the night. When he came to see him, Zaohuo was so cold that his whole body was frozen. Together, he pulled him up again to let him sit on the chair, but he couldn't sit down, so he had to lean against the wall.Zaohuo opened his mouth a few times, but couldn't hear what he said.Minister Ma said: What is he talking about?The fat man said: He said he would kill him soon.Minister Ma said: Of course he will be killed.He said to the fat man: This morning you find a way to make him walk and run.The fat man said: Can you walk or run?Minister Ma said: Does he still have to carry the explosives? The stove fire was brought with explosives to explode, but now he was asked to carry the explosives to explode by himself, word spread quickly.Dai Hua was cooking in the kiln, the fat man ate one portion, and asked for another portion for Zao Huo, Dai Hua said why it was so good for Zao Huo, and the fat man said that he wanted to let Zao Huo carry the explosives to explode Yes, and at the end he said: Are you going down the mountain to watch the fun at noon?Taking the opportunity to screw Dai Hua's ass.Dai Hua was so frightened that she was trembling all over. After eating, she brought back a load of washing water for her pig, and told Zhang Kuan about it, and Chang Kuan hurriedly told it to Mian Yu'er's wife, just as the mother-in-law and the dog peeed. Moss was at Mian Yu'er's wife's place, and Mian Yu'er's wife said: Lord, what is wrong with this, and you want to make people die like this!The cry was pulled down.The mother-in-law was pale, didn't speak, and left after pulling the dog's urine moss. Dog urine moss was dissatisfied and my mother-in-law left as soon as she heard that the stove fire was about to be blown up to death. On the way, she complained that she should not leave.she muttered.Gou Uitao said: Mother, what are you talking about, I can't hear you clearly.The mother-in-law said: Let's report to Bacao at that time, it's all my fault, my fault, I killed the stove.Goupiamos said: You reported it, so the stove was caught by the hammer team?The mother-in-law said: If you catch him, you can beat him up, break an arm and lose a leg, but now it will kill him!The dog urine moss did not make a sound for a long time, but the mother-in-law said: Is this really going to blow up the stove?Dog urine moss said: Doesn't the length and width mean that this is true?The mother-in-law said: This is saved, this is saved, do you still ask for Xingkai?The mother-in-law asked the dog urine moss like this, and the dog urine moss also woke up suddenly, and said: Yes, yes, only Xing Kai can save him.The mother-in-law and grandson immediately turned their heads and went to Xingkai's house. A lot of people have already gone to Xing Kai's house, they all came to beg Xing Kai to excuse Zaohuo, when Goupitai and Po went, Xingkai got a little annoyed and said: He came to me when he was going to Zaohuo heroically, now he is still For him to come to me, what kind of person am I? !The mother-in-law hurriedly interrupted, saying: Xing Kai, you are so confused!Everyone came to beg you, but I couldn’t bear to let the stove fire die. If he was killed and cut in other places outside the village, his life would be the end of his life, but let him be blown up by explosives in front of everyone in the village. Who can hold back?If you can save him, you can save him once.Everyone said: "Mother Cang is right, the stove fire is really going to die like that, that ghost is also a male ghost, if it can't be saved, it will make trouble in the village again!"Xingkai said: "He is a ghost making troubles. Didn't he never make troubles when he was alive?"The crowd said again, "You are pregnant. If you don't take care of you, should we take care of your baby?"Xing Kai said: Who ever cared about my doll?My doll hasn't been born yet, Gulu Village can't wait to crush my doll to death!When Xing Kai said this, everyone was silent, and some people got up and left, saying: "Xing Kai is not willing to save, then let Zaohuo die, anyway, everyone in Gulu Village will die one by one."The mother-in-law said: "Who said Xingkai won't go to rescue, you go first and look for the bully, I will come with Xingkai in a while." The people who came to persuade them all left the courtyard gate dubiously, and the dog pee moss followed. When they came out, they thought that he would have to hold a matchlock to go to the human nest, so they went home and took the matchlock went. He was beating the gong, urging everyone in the village to go down to the mountain gate for a meeting, and the villagers knew that the stove was going to be blown up. .Bacao was not in his old house, and went to the mountain gate again. The people from the political training class had come out of the Yaoshen Temple and stood neatly in front of the mountain gate, and Minister Ma and Bacao were standing at the gate. Under the medicine tree.When the people who want to intercede see this situation, but no one is willing to speak to the bully, the dog pee moss said: Why not?Those people encouraged the dog to pee moss: you son of a bitch, you go and call Bacao over.The dog pee moss walked over and said: Brother, brother Bacao!Bacao didn't respond, he was talking to Minister Ma, Bacao said: Do you really let the stove carry explosives?Minister Ma said: It's decided, what's the matter with you?If he didn't die today, we had to die yesterday.Bacao said: I mean, anyway, he is going to die, if you don't give him food and drink, he will die in less than three days.Minister Ma said: Kill the chicken and show it to the monkey. Even if the chicken dies, let him take away his explosive bag.Don't say that, you are from Gulu Village, you just don't need to be present when he carries the explosives.The dog pee moss said again: Brother, brother bully!Bacao raised his head and said, "What's your name, didn't you see that we were talking?"The dog pee moss said: I have something to tell you.Bacao said: What's the matter?Gou Uitao said: Do you want to smoke, I will light a fire for you.Bacao said: Go, go, light something!Minister Ma said: "Bring the fire rope, bring it here, I will use the fire rope later."Snatched the fire rope from the dog's urine moss.Goupiamos said: Brother, Brother Bacao, the people over there want to tell you something.Minister Ma said to Bacao: Is Xingkai here to make trouble again?Bacao said: Don't listen to the dog peeing moss, what else is she looking for?Minister Ma pulled the dog's pee moss and said, "You called Xing Kai to make trouble again?"Gou Uitai said: It's not that my name is Xing Kai, it's Xing Kai who wants to talk.Minister Ma said: It was you (Bone Spring) who stirred up the mess inside. The apricots made a fuss last night, and then there was a stove fire to rob people. Did you make a fuss on purpose?Dog urine moss said: I don't know.Minister Ma said: I don't know? !She began to speak loudly, as if to let everyone under the mountain gate know, she said: How can it be such a coincidence that when she makes a fuss, the stove will rob people? !Don't think I'm a fool!Goupiamos was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and said: I don't know, I don't know.Minister Ma called Bald Jin and asked Bald Jin to bring the things here. Bald Jin was scratching his body, but when he heard that he ran to the Kiln Temple, what he took out was a mallet. Minister Ma threw the mallet in front of the dog pee moss and said : Whose family is this?The dog urine moss said: It belongs to my family.Minister Ma said: You are being honest. Tell me, why do you beat people with a stick in the stove?Goupimo regretted it, he talked without thinking again, he wished he could slap his mouth, wished that an invisibility cloak would make him disappear immediately, he looked at the stone next to him, he wanted to drill into the stone.Minister Ma asked sharply: You said, did the kitchen fire enter the village and hide in your house?Did you take the mallet from your house?Dog urine moss said: I don't know, I don't know.Minister Ma asked to tie up the dog's urine moss, and the fat man really tied the dog's urine moss with a rope, and the dog's urine moss cried loudly: Brother, brother Bacao!Bacao turned around and went to the Kiln Temple. When the mother-in-law led Xing Kai to the foot of the mountain gate, Zaohuo was being dragged out by several people, with a pack of explosives tied to Zaohuo's back.Zaohuo was able to leave, but he refused to leave. The people referred by the county union kicked him, and Zaohuo sat on the ground.Minister Ma threw the fire rope to the person kicking the stove fire, and the person blew on the fire rope, making the head of the fire red, and said: "If you don't get up, you will get up in a while!"Then he shouted at everyone: Get out of the way, get out of the way!The crowd hurriedly ran behind the tree, and the man lit the fuse on the explosive package with a matchlock. When the long fuse was ignited, there was a chirping sound, and sparks burst out. The sparks were blue, like a flower blooming, and the stove really stood up suddenly.He scolded loudly, he scolded Minister Ma, scolded Bacao, scolded bald man Jin, scolded Shui Pi, scolded Shui Pi Ma, scolded Fatty, scolded the county union finger, and also scolded Hammer Team, he scolded everything, and he had nothing to scold If it is over, shout: Long live the Cultural Revolution!long live Chairman Mao!Minister Ma said: Hey, you are still heroic? !Zaohuo suddenly chased Minister Ma away, and Minister Ma ran in a hurry, with his hands tied behind his back and carrying a pack of explosives. People also ran away, and Minister Ma was shouting: "Down with him!"Knock him down!It was the fat man who put a stick on the stove's hind legs, and the stove fell to the ground, but he stood up again. At this time, the people behind the medicine tree were shouting: "Run to the lotus pond, run to the lotus pond!"Only then did the stove turn around and run towards the lotus pond.He ran in front, followed by all the people, including those from the County Federation, the Hammer Team, and some from the village. Xing Kai didn't move, she sat on the ground with her buttocks, and her mother-in-law pulled her up. Zaohuo ran past the gate of the branch secretary's house, and the secretary's wife just came out of the door, bringing a pot of pig food to feed the pigs, when she saw Zaohuo running away with explosive buns on her back, she said: Zaohuo, Zaohuo!The stove said: Stay away, stay away!The branch secretary's wife poured a pot of pig food on it. She wanted to extinguish the fuse, but she didn't, and the fuse was still buzzing.The stove ran forward, and when it reached the edge of the pool, there was a bang, and the explosive package exploded.The secretary's wife was knocked to the ground by the sound of the explosion, and something hit her heavily. After the smoke and mud disappeared, the county joint index and the hammer team went to inspect the scene, and the wife of the secretary got up. I saw a piece of flesh just under her feet, a piece of flesh that was as long as half a head. After looking at it for a long time, I realized that it was a tongue.
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