Chapter 78 Section 78

The kiln, where not many people used to go, now attracts people to look at it. The people who get stuck are almost all cadres, workers and students in the county. They look different from the people in Gulu Village, and none of them has a bald head. , all wore yellow military overcoats, and even those who didn’t wear overcoats were wearing Chinese tunic suits on top of padded jackets. The four pockets were always stuffed, especially the trousers, which always had openings in the front.It turned out that Bacao had always imitated the appearance of the county people. With so many county people coming to the village, Bacao didn't feel special.Before Kaishi got into a fight with those people, the fat man gave Kaishi a pair of pants. Kaishi felt that wearing one side would easily rot, so he put the opening on the back, but he couldn't squat down anymore. Those county people laughed at Kaishi. Shi, the villagers are also laughing at Shi.Dog urine moss asked my mother-in-law to make him a pair of pants like that, but my mother-in-law couldn't.What surprised people in Gulu Village even more was Minister Ma, a young woman who could shoot a gun and talk, so many men obediently listened to her. Even honest people feel that their daughter-in-law is not pleasing to the eye at home.Gourd’s mother’s bedroom wall is black, and Gourd’s daughter-in-law wants to paint the walls for her mother-in-law, and asks Gourd to dig white soil in Nanshan. Gourd went for a long time and came back without a cage of white soil, so Gourd’s daughter-in-law muttered that Gourd is lazy, not like a man , Hulu was so angry that he sat outside the door and ate cigarettes. Minister Ma passed by with a gun on his back, and he said to his daughter-in-law: Look at her!Can you shoot a gun and speak in front of people? !The gourd daughter-in-law said: Are you interested in him?Take a pee and take care of yourself!The couple had never blushed before, and this time they quarreled.Everyone in the village talked about the kiln. In fact, what they talked about most was the food and drink in the kiln. They said that people eat white steamed buns and lo mein. Even if they eat paste soup, there are boiled beans in the paste soup.People surnamed Zhu said this just for fun, but those surnamed Ye, especially the members of the Hammer Team, were coaxing when they discussed this matter, because they couldn't eat that big pot of rice, and their complaints were all revolutions. , rebellion miles, outsiders can eat spicy food, they can only dilute soup? !Dang Bacao asked them to deliver firewood to the kiln, and potatoes, sweet potatoes, radishes and sauerkraut for cooking, but he was unwilling to send them after one or two deliveries.The work in the kiln, such as repairing a big stove in the cave, setting up a big pot, weaving some straw mats with straw, and fetching water from the ravine, is also shirked if you can.Or, just let the dog pee dry.

The dog urine moss kept going to the kiln. He didn't know where he was going, but he always asked Niu Ling to dig old crow garlic and wild small garlic, so he came to Zhongshan, but he often sat on the hillside and watched. People eat.On this day, Gou Uitai said: If you are allowed to eat steamed buns, how many can you eat?Cowbell said: I can eat five!The dog urine moss said: I can eat five too!Niu Ling said: You can't.The dog urine moss said: I can do it!The two of them fought until their necks turned red, and even the diners in the kiln heard it. That fat man, that is, the man who bullied the dog urine moss at the highway checkpoint, came over and scolded: What are you eating our buns? !Goupimos said: Just talking.The man said: Don't tell!Stop talking, the dog is disgusting?Goupimos asked Cowbell loudly on purpose: How big a pile can you make at one time?Niu Ling said: The bowls are a lot bigger.The dog urine moss said: Are you a cow?Cowbell said: There are grass knots in the cow dung, and there are worms in my shit.The fat man vomited and smashed the dirt to drive them away, but Dai Hua stopped them.

Both Dai Hua and Kaishi's daughters-in-law cook at the kiln, Kaishi's daughter-in-law went back to serve Kaishi later, and Bacao sent Niulu's daughter-in-law to cook.As soon as Dai Hua yelled, Gou Uitai whispered: I haven't seen you for a long time. Dai Hua turned out to be at the kiln.Niu Ling said: Chang Kuan said that he would not join any faction, why did he ask Dai Hua to cook?Gou Uitai said: Cooking is not necessarily a hammer team, do you think she has lost weight?Niu Ling said: If you lose weight, how can you still lose weight after eating so good? !Dai Hua is still shouting: Do you two have ears to vent your anger?The dog urine moss said: Who are you calling?Dai Hua said: Call you!The dog urine moss said: What's the matter?Dai Hua said: "There is no water, you two go carry water, take three loads of water, and give me a steamed bun!"Goupiamos said: I don't like steamed buns.Niu Ling said to the dog urine moss: As long as you feed the buns, we will take care of it.The dog urine moss said: I don't care!Niu Ling said: I want to eat buns.The dog urine moss said: You eat, you go eat!He shook his hands and left, when he heard someone saying: "Cow bells, you smashed (bone spring) and ate sheep's heads and dog meat, why don't you want to bear it?"Dai Hua seemed to be begging for mercy, and said: Isn't it just a matter of buns, you are too lazy to take care of it, there must be water!The cowbell really stayed to fetch water.

Dog urine moss walked down the mountain, muttering incessantly: What's so delicious about buns? I'm not hungry if I don't have buns?How much hunger can a steamed bun withstand?Don't talk about one steamed bun, but eat ten or eight. Isn't it all shit in one bubble?Don’t eat, don’t eat buns, bah, just don’t eat! As soon as I entered the house, my mother-in-law was sitting on the steps combing her hair, and the dog peeed and said: "Mother-in-law, what are you going to eat today?"The mother-in-law said: What food can I have?You go scrape some potatoes, let's make noodles and boil potatoes.Gou Uitao said loudly: I want to eat steamed buns!His voice was loud, and the mother-in-law could hear him clearly, but the mother-in-law looked at him suspiciously, with her mouth open so wide.Xing Kai came over from the toilet outside the gable wall and said, "Dog pee moss, is it your birthday today? Do you want steamed buns?"Only then did Goupiati realize that Xingkai was still at home, so he sneered.

Xingkai's waist is so thick, it looks like a pillow is stuffed in her clothes, Goupimos dare not approach her, thinking that she is carrying a basket of eggs in the market, don't go close to smashing the eggs, immediately get out of the kang He took the mattress and put it on the chair, and asked Xing Kai to sit down.Xing Kai took the dog pee moss to the kitchen and said: "Gou pee moss is winking now!"Went to the kiln?The dog pee moss said: just say it in the yard, my mother's ears are stupid, she can't hear, what's the matter?Xingkai said: Did Ma Zhuo also have scabies?The dog urine moss said: Who is Ma Zhuo?Xing Kai said: It's that Minister Ma who is neither male nor female, you have to tell the truth!Dog urine moss said: Who did you listen to?Xing Kai said: Of course someone told me, do you know about her scabies?Goupiati said: I don't know, I went to Bacao's old house, she was cooking in a pot, I thought she was cooking sweet potatoes, but she was cooking clothes.Xing Kai said: She must also have scabies!The dog urine moss said: "What's the matter with scabies? Everyone who comes here has scabies."Xing Kai said: What kind of scabies does she get when others get scabies? !Suddenly his face changed drastically, he grabbed the wooden spoon and knocked on the chopping board loudly: She lives alone and she gets scabies?Did she come for the revolution or scabies? !Sitting by the stove, he began to cry.When Xing Kai cried, he was so frightened that the dog was at a loss. When he came out of the kitchen, he wanted to ask his mother-in-law what was going on, and her mother-in-law also sighed in the yard and said: "No heart, no heart."Gou Uitai asked who had no conscience, but the mother-in-law said: Go get some water, the apricots are blooming here, let's steam a basket of buns to eat.

The dog urine moss was scooping water in the spring, scooping it up, and suddenly woke up to Xingkai's words: Is it the bully who infected the scabies to Minister Ma?Immediately hated how Bacao could do this, and hated Minister Ma even more.Her minister horse, hum, what's so good, her face is so black, her neck is so short, look at her feet, they are wide and fat, are they human feet or bear's paws?If Xing Kai is a thumb, her Minister Ma is at most a little finger!The dog urine moss patted the ladle in the water, and the water was so soft that he stretched out his hand to scoop up the water, but when the ladle was patted down, the water surface was as hard as a stone.Suddenly said in mid-air: Did you smash the ladle?Goupi replied: Hit her Ma Zhuo!Banxiang said, "You beat Ma Zhuo?" !Goupiamos was taken aback before realizing that he had slipped up.When I looked up, Banxiang was sitting on the edge of the spring.He has seen Banxiang a few times, either sitting on the mediocre at the entrance of Sancha Alley, or sitting on the steps of the back eaves of someone's house, always seems to be fine, and keeps shaking his legs .Now, she was sitting on the edge of the garden again, her legs were shaking wildly, and the shoes on her feet almost fell off, but they didn't fall off after all.The dog urine moss said: I fetch water!Banxiang said, "Ma Zhuo is in the water?"The dog urine moss said: You are in the water!The wrinkles in the spring pool disappeared, and it was a glass mirror again. When Banxiang's foot was shaking, one foot was there.Banxiang giggled and said, "Everything has changed since Ma Zhuo came here, even dog urine and moss are uneasy!"Goupiamos tilted his head and asked her: Do you think Ma Zhuo is okay?Banxiang said, "Okay!"The dog urine moss said: Where is the good news?Banxiang said: "He can shoot a gun!"The dog urine moss said: there are more?Banxiang said: "You can lead a man!"The dog urine moss said: there are more?Ban Xiang said: You are still tall, why do you care about her? !Dog urine moss said: Is she beautiful, can she grow rice in the field?Can she roll dough, weave cloth, wear shoes and sweaters?Where is she better than Xing Kai? !Banxiang said: Oh, are you fighting for Xingkai?Let me tell you, no matter how good Xingkai is, Xingkai is a farmer, he is a public servant, Xingkai is from Gulu, and he is a city resident!Gou Uitai looked at Ban Xiang and was speechless for a long time.He wanted to say that Xing Kai was pregnant with a baby for him, how could he get along well with Ma Zhuo, but Goupimo didn't say that, he said: Why do you just sit when you have nothing to do, are you not afraid of falling off?Banxiang said: Fuck you!What am I doing if I don’t sit, production is gone, and the revolution doesn’t have me, so what am I doing if I don’t sit?Let me tell you, a man who can do it will find more women, and a woman who can do it will find more men.The dog pee moaned and said: You mean you, how many men do you have, how many men treat you... .He didn't go on talking, just took the water and left.But Banxiang stood up from the edge of the wall, and scolded: You bastard, do you know everything? Let me tell you, it wasn't a few men who did something to me, but a few men I used!How did Banxiang become like this? She has no skin and no face.Gou Uitai glanced up again, Ban Xiang's eyes were red, his mouth was big, and his lips were red and swollen, as if a wolf had eaten a dead baby.

Hurrying to bring a load of water home, Xingkai has already left, and the mother-in-law said that she kept Xingkai or not, so the dog peeed and said: She is crying or something, she should go to Bacao!The mother-in-law said: Do you know about her?She went to look for it, and the two had a fight.The dog urine moss said: I will find it!The mother-in-law said: Who are you, you go to find it?Do you think the current bully is the old bully? Since then, the dog peeing moss is no longer willing to run around in Gulu Village. Grass has grown in his heart, and he has become a lot weaker. When he sees Ba Cao and Minister Ma, he hides if he can, and walks if he can't hide. , Staring at Cici's eyes.The mother-in-law was worried that the dog would pee moss and get sick like before, so she led him out to dig crow garlic and wild jujube thorn roots on the middle mountain slope, and also took him to sweep the leaves on the river embankment.But the dog pee moss couldn't stand the mother-in-law meddling him everywhere, and said: I'm fine!I won't let my mother-in-law accompany me when I go out again.

On that day, after lunch, Goupitai brought a matchlock, and was going to Zhongshan to see good people, but when he saw Bacao standing at the gate of the Yaoshen Temple, he changed his mind and didn’t go to Zhongshan. The family made some fishing rods and went fishing in the river.People in Gulu Village don't eat fish, but people from the county town eat fish. He has gone fishing a few times, and he took the cat with him, deliberately feeding the fish he caught to the people on the card station.But he took the cat to the river again, and Bacao even arrived at the Kazhan.Three vehicles were blocked at the station, and all the people on board got down for inspection.It was checked by Tieshang, and he came to report to the fat man: there is no suspicious person, just a person carrying a barrel of liquor.The fat man said: Then why is there no suspicious person?Tie Shuan snatched the man out and insisted that he was from the Lian Zong. In the end, he was released, but the wine was detained.When he had wine, Bacao asked Tie Shuan to go into the village to look for wine pots and wine cups at Shou Deng's house. Shou Deng's house had a set of wine pots and wine glasses made of copper. .The people referred by the county association said that Bacao was particular about it, so Bacao talked about why he used wine pots and wine cups, because people in Gulu Village often said: This pot of wine cannot be drunk cold.Drinking in winter should be done hot, and the flagon should be burnt on the fire.It is also said that if you have a wine pot, you must have a wine cup. This is a match, just like a man needs to match a woman. One wine pot can match four or six wine cups, instead of one wine cup with two or three wine pots.The drinker said: Ah, that makes sense.After hearing this, the dog urine moss said in his heart: Reason is a fart!He twisted his body and went fishing in the pond behind the Zhenhe tower, and fed the fish to the cat under the root of the tower.The cat usually eats fish and swallows it in one bite, but today it also uses its paws to straighten the fish, eats the fish's mouth first, then eats the fish's eyes, and then lies there watching the fish still wagging its tail. But he washed his face again.The dog urine moss said: who do you learn from, be poor!The fat man yelled at the dog pee moss, you can grill the fish and eat it, but the dog pee moss just won't pass.Bacao wobbled over and said, "Give me the fish!"The dog urine moss didn't seem to hear it, and said to the cat: Do you want to eat it?The cat said: Mi!The dog urine moss said: Do you still eat?Which one do you want to eat, white strips or Angchi fish?The cat picked up a white note.Dog urine moss said: "Blind, can't you tell which one is beautiful and which one is ugly?" !Bacao said: Take the fish and let them roast it!The dog urine moss said: I feed the cat.Bacao kicked the cat and said: Are you still staring at me?The dog pee moss said: I didn't stare at you, my eyes are big.Ba Cao was still wearing his military coat, the wine was hot, he took off his military coat, inside was the red sweater that Xing Kai knitted for him, he knelt down to pick up the four or five fish, the dog pee moss suddenly wanted to Feeling that the red sweater was torn off, he tugged on his sleeve with his hand, and the sleeve suddenly became longer.Bacao said: Your dirty hands!As soon as the hands were loosened, the sleeves shortened again.Dog urine moss said: You are not too dirty.Seeing Bacao's butt leaning against the tower, and a thread end falling off the back of the red sweater, he hung the thread end on the branch of a small Qingke tree growing from the gap in the tower.

The scene Goupiati wanted to see was finally seen. When Bacao carried three angchi fishes and walked towards Kazhan, with a red line trailing behind him, he was completely unconscious, and the red line got longer and longer.After he threw the fish to the person in charge of the county, when he turned around, the person in charge of the county found that the sweater had no back, but the dog pee moss and the cat were going to the village from the weir. The cat said: "Wonderful!"The dog urine moss said: Miao woo!The dog urine moss picked up the cat, and both the man and the cat said happily: "Miaowu Miaowu!"

Goupitai felt the pleasure of revenge, and when he returned to the village, he thought that if it was autumn, he could go to Bacao's house to pee. Just thinking about it, he walked to Bacao's old house Before, see the courtyard door is closed.The courtyard door is closed and there are people inside. Is it Minister Ma rubbing his body with kiln ash?The scabies probably grew longer and longer, on the legs, on the arms, and then everywhere on the face.Goupimos went to the yard of the cattle shed, climbed up the tree near the husband's house, and from the tree to the top of the gable of Bacao's house, he looked into the yard of Bacao's house.There was no one in the yard.Oh, Ma Zhuo will come out of the upper house in a while, and she will definitely ask him: Why are there so many red bumps on this face?He made up to coax her: That's not scabies, it's acne.However, the dog urine moss kicked on the top of the gable for a long time, but Ma Zhuo did not come out, but the chimney beside the gable was emitting smoke, which was the smoke from the kang.The dog urine moss took off a page of tiles and jumped down the chimney. He heard Ma Zhuo coughing loudly in Bacao's yard.

The dog pee moss shouted: Uncle Noodle Fish, Uncle!He shouted in a low voice, but full of pride and joy, but the fish was not there, and all the cows were laughing.The cow grinned back when the cow laughed, the cow's teeth looked big, and white gas was sprayed out of the nostrils.