Chapter 75 Section 75

It was already half an hour after the parade team returned to Gulu Village from Xiahewan. Everyone was dizzy and dazed from hunger, and no one carried them any more, and the team was out of shape.As soon as we arrived at the stone lion, Bacao sat down on the stone lion, and everyone sat down. Bacao didn't reprimand him, and raised his head to look up the Nanshan Mountain.The sky was overcast, but there were white clouds on the Nanshan Mountains. These clouds seemed to grow out of the snow, and they grew in piles towards the sky.Bacao suddenly said: The scenery of our ancient furnace is still beautiful!No one in Gulu Village has ever carefully looked at the scenery in the Gulu Basin. Even if they saw it, they never said that the scenery was beautiful. When Bacao said it, everyone looked towards Nanshan.Shui Pi said: Ah, the scenery here is unique!Then he said: What a shame, I just want to have a bowl of hot rice right now!Shui Pi said: What a slut!I am reciting Chairman Mao's poems.Then he said: I didn't say anything reactionary!Shuipi's face turned red all of a sudden.Kaishi said: Don’t talk about it. There is a word in the textbook that is beautiful and rich. This word is wrong. Beauty and richness can’t be linked together. Xiahewan is richer than us. It’s not as beautiful as ours. , but poorer than others, our ancient furnace means that the trees grow much more, and the animals live prosperously.Bald Jin said: You told me not to talk, but you said so much!Everyone fell silent.But Bacao said something: If you don't have a camera, it would be great if you have a camera!Bald Jin turned his head to look at Bacao for a while, and said: Are you missing that Minister Ma again?Ba Cao didn't answer, nor was he angry, but just watched the dog pee.Goupiati kept squinting at Bacao.Bacao said: What are you looking at?The dog pee moss said: I will take a picture of you with my eyes.Bacao said: Aha, that's a good point!He straightened his chest, raised his hands, wanted to read something, but couldn’t remember it, and called Shui Pi: Shui Pi, you read Chairman Mao’s poems, you’ve read them, it’s the one who talked about romantic people.Shui Pi regained his energy, cleared his throat, and recited in a pretentious manner: Thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow....Shuipi was reciting Chairman Mao's poems, and no one dared to make any other noises, even though they couldn't understand what it meant, when he recited: "It's all over, let's count the romantic figures...."Then he said: Chairman Mao also said who is romantic?Shui Pi said: You don't understand, Merry doesn't mean someone is dishonest, it means a hero.Huang Shengsheng sighed, this sigh was so loud and long, it seemed to come from his mouth.Gou Uitai hurriedly went over to look at it. Huang Shengsheng seemed to be still in a coma. The sigh was not intentional, so he said: Comrade Huang, Comrade Huang.Huang Shengsheng finally opened his eyes, his lips were moving, and Goupiati had to put his ear to his mouth to listen.Bacao said: He is awake, what did he say?Dog urine moss said: He said the bird was going to peck his eyes.Bacao hurriedly said: Cover him tightly with the quilt and carry it to Shui Pi's house, carry it to Shui Pi's house!Seven or eight people covered Huang Shengsheng with a tight quilt and carried them to Shuipi's house. The team broke up and went home.

Goupitai was the last one to leave the stone lion, because when the team disbanded, he saw a woman standing on the side of the stone mill in the distance.He didn't want to call her mother-in-law in front of so many people, and when everyone was gone, he walked to her mother-in-law.The mother-in-law lifted a cage, her eyes were looking at the grass nest under the side of the hill, the dog barked, but the mother-in-law ignored him, he barked again, and the mother-in-law turned her head.She was taken aback for a moment, as if she had just discovered him.The dog urine moss said: mother, what's the matter with you?The mother-in-law turned her ear and said: What are you talking about?The dog urine moss said loudly: Can't you hear?The mother-in-law heard it this time, and the mother-in-law said: When I woke up this morning, my ears were buzzing, and I couldn't hear anything.Goupiamos panicked all of a sudden, and said: Mother, you are deaf, are you really deaf? !But the mother-in-law took the dog's pee moss hand, smiled, and said: "It's nothing, it's nothing, look at my baby, I will be deaf when I am old."Where have you been, have you marched with others?The dog pee moss touched Po's ear, and then took his little finger to dig in the ear. He told Po in a loud voice that he went to the parade with him. He didn't understand why the Hammers had won the victory, but they still went to the parade. During the parade, they deliberately let The injured person went, he was dragged away by confusion, and he would tell the mother-in-law about the parade when he got home, and asked the mother-in-law what are you doing here?The mother-in-law understood what the dog pee moss said, and said that she came to look for pumpkins, to see if the vines of pumpkins planted by the garden hadn't been pulled out, maybe there was a small pumpkin growing on the vines.At this time, the dog urine moss complained to the mother-in-law: Where are the pumpkin vines at this time, even if there are pumpkin vines, and there is a small pumpkin on the vines, can they still be eaten?The mother-in-law also said: I will tell you when I go back.

When he got home, the dog pee moss had to try his mother-in-law's hearing again. He deliberately knocked the rotten earthen basin for the pigs against the wall of the pigsty. Like an eagle catching a chick, he rushed over to scold him and beat him, but now the mother-in-law was bending over on the steps to change the mud sandals on her feet, and she didn't even look back. The mother-in-law's ears are really deaf.Goupiati was so sad that tears came out, he cursed bitterly, originally the good man wanted to see a doctor for his mother-in-law, but the Hammer Team fought with the Red Broadsword, but who should he scold?If you scold the Hammer Team, it seems that you can't scold him, and if you scold the Red Broadsword, it seems that you can't scold him, but Goupimo scolded him again, and he feels that only by scolding him can he not hold back.The mother-in-law closed the courtyard door, took the dog's pee moss to the upper room, and told the fish. The knife stab wound was too big, and I couldn’t go out to see a doctor in Luo Town, so I used earth prescriptions, which needed pumpkin pulp to apply, but now there are no pumpkins anywhere, even if some people still have pumpkins, they are all I took out the flesh early, cut melon slices into strings and dried them.Gouiamo also heard that Mozi was stabbed by Mazihei, but he thought that Mozi and Tianbu Zaohuo had escaped from Gulu Village, but he didn't expect that they were still in Gulu, hiding in his cellar!Goupimos said: The Hammer team is still searching for him everywhere.The mother-in-law said: I dare not say a word of this to outsiders. If you say it, the mill will be searched and you will not be able to live, and I will beat you to death with a stick!When the mother-in-law said this, she really took her crutches and hit the ground.Of course Goupitai knew the seriousness of the matter. He assured her mother-in-law and gave her advice, saying that the good man had planted many gourd pumpkins around the mountain temple, and there might be uncut pumpkins there.The mother-in-law immediately said: "Then you go, take it back in your arms if you have it, don't let anyone see it, why do good people ask, and you don't say anything!"Goupiamosai said: I will be very hungry now, so go eat.The mother-in-law said: How hungry can I be, come back to eat.

Before the dog pee moss went out, the mother-in-law grabbed a handful of sweet potato chips from the cabinet and stuffed it in his pocket, telling him to go and come back quickly.But the dog pee moss just walked to the entrance of the Sancha alley, and bumped into the back again, and he said: Have you eaten?Then he said: I'm just going to come back after I eat fart.The dog pee moss said: Did you follow the bully and go to the slope to suck shit?Then he said: "Huang Shengsheng's eyes were pecked by birds, until the kernels of his eyes disappeared. Are you afraid of people?"The dog urine moss said: What's the matter, what's the matter?Forced to tell him later, they told him later that they had carried Huang Shengsheng to the gate of Shui Pi's courtyard, and Shui Pi's mother was a little upset when she saw that Huang Shengsheng was carried to his house again, so they stayed with Shui Pi's mother Talking there, he didn't pay attention to a group of birds in the air, and one of them flew down and pecked Huang Shengsheng's eyes. When he went to chase the birds, Huang Shengsheng's two eyeballs were pecked out.Hearing the dog urine moss, he felt a chill in his body, and he started to nibble, saying: Is Huang Sheng alive or dead?Then he said: The person is not dead, Bacao sent bald Jin to drive a walking tractor to the hospital.The dog pee mossed and said: Huang Shengsheng is so pitiful.Then he said: "It's pitiful. Instead of letting the bird peck like this, it's better to let the red sword beat you."Hey, dog pee moss, why did the bird stop coming when you stayed by Huang Shengsheng's side, and the bird came when you left?The dog urine moss said: What do you say?Then he said: I heard that you can understand the bird language?Gou Niaotai suddenly realized that he could understand the bird's words, and he had to pay attention to listening to the bird's words in the future, but Gou Niaotai said: You made me so good? !Then let me tell you, the two birds standing on the tree are discussing things again.Looking back, there were two birds on the white apricot tree behind him, one quacking and the other quacking.Then he said: What are they talking about?Dog pee moss said: Talk nonsense after talking, let's pull shit into his mouth!Then he picked up a stone and knocked the bird away, but he came over and said: Tell me the truth, can you understand the bird's language?Gou Uitai said: You have to talk to the bird. If you talk too much, the bird can understand the human language, and the human phone can understand the bird language. If you talk to the tree, the tree can understand you, and the stone can understand it too. .Then he said: Trees can understand human speech, and stones can also understand human speech?He pointed to a stone nearby and said: How can it understand human speech?The dog urine moss said: You touch it with your hand.Then I touched it with my hand, but my hand was stuck to it from the cold. I twitched it hurriedly, and said with a cracking sound, "Damn it, the skin on my hand is about to fall off!" The dog urine moss said: "This stone hates you."

No more talking to the follower, the dog urine moss went to the top of Zhongshan, and the follower's words made him a little proud: I can really do it, then I will listen more to birds, trees, stones, pigs, cows, dogs, and cats. If there is anything to do, let the birds, trees, stones, pigs, cattle, dogs and cats, even the courtyard wall, the thatch on the wall, the shovel, the mill stick, the stove, the urn and the barrel to talk to.Just halfway up the mountain, the four red-billed white-tailed birds on the white bark pine flew towards him and landed on the road a foot ahead. When he walked forward, the birds flew forward and stopped to look back at him.He said: Is there any uncut pumpkin at the good man?The bird said: Yes, yes, yes!He said: How many are there?The bird said: Nine nine nine!He said: Nine!If you don't have nine, I'll hit you with a slingshot!The bird got up with a clatter and flew away again.He said: Coward, coax you to believe it!Passing by the place where the beehive was pushed, the broken box was still there. I kicked the snow with my feet, and there was a layer of dead bees under the snow. Somehow, I felt a little uncomfortable. Go up to the mountain temple.Do good people lie down on the kang, but good people sleep in broad daylight?The dog's urine moss was startled, and he went to try the good man's forehead with his hand, but the forehead was not hot, and he said: sick?The good man said: Headache.He said: Does your head still hurt?Have you eaten? If not, I'll make you some food.The good man said: I have eaten it.He said: I will not eat when I cook for you.He lifted the lid of the pot on the stove, and there were still some stir-fries left in the pot. He believed that the good man had eaten, so he asked if there was any pumpkin. , can be exchanged for rice or grain, a pumpkin two or two meters, or half a catty of grain for a pumpkin, will it work, sure.The good man laughed and said: Why do you want to eat pumpkin?Dog urine moss said: I don't know why I always want to eat pumpkin, I want to dream about it.The good man said: The pumpkins are placed in the corner of the firewood shed.The dog pee moss went to the firewood shed to look for it, and sure enough there was a pile of pumpkins in the corner of the shed. They were all small and as big as the mouth of a bowl. When I counted them, there were really nine of them.The dog urine moss was shocked: ah!The good man heard it and asked: What's wrong, the pumpkin is gone?The dog urine moss said: Yes, yes, I will take three first, and I will come to pick them up in two days. When I come, I will bring rice and corn.Put the three pumpkins in your arms and leave.But the good man said: You close the door for me.The dog urine moss turned back and closed the door made of branches and grain stalks, saying: There are six more, you can't eat any more!

When I got home, Mian Yuer's wife happened to come over and talk to her again, so Gou Uitai cut up a pumpkin and said that he would take out the ladle and seeds for the miller, let's eat the melon.The mother-in-law said: You are so smart!He snatched the knife, did not cut the other two melons, and did not let the dog pee moss to give the melons to the mill, but put them in the cage, and put some strings of dried beans on top to cover them, and sent the fish to his wife to take them away. up. On the third day, Gou Niati took rice and Bao Gu to the mountain temple again, and retrieved the other six small pumpkins.The good man's head was still hurting, and he tied his forehead with a handkerchief, and said: You took so many pumpkins, you definitely didn't want to eat them.The dog pee moss said: Can't it be retting if you eat it? !Just don't say anything else.

However, whether the pumpkin pulp can heal Mozi's knife wound, and to what extent Mozi's knife wound has recovered, Goupimos doesn't know at all, and he doesn't ask. He just pays attention to it in the next ten days or so. The miller's house.As soon as Mozi's daughter-in-law came out to pick up a bucket to carry water from the spring, he went over to help. Mozi's daughter-in-law brought the stove ashes to the private plot, and he also went to the private plot to help sprinkle the stove ash on the wheat field. inside. One night, the dog and the mother-in-law were already asleep, and someone knocked lightly on the rear window. The mother-in-law was deaf and didn't hear it. The dog asked, "Who?"The person who knocked on the window said: I.Goupimos recognized the voice of Mozi's wife.Mozi's daughter-in-law has never looked for them, so Goupitai hurriedly asked what's the matter?The miller's daughter-in-law said: "It's a dog peeing moss. Is the mother-in-law asleep? If you sleep, forget it."The dog urine moss said: What's the matter, I woke up my mother-in-law.The miller's daughter-in-law said that it was Qing Po and Gou Niati who helped her push the mill and grind some fried noodles with sweet potatoes and vines.Goupitai doesn't bother to do any work, the only annoying thing is to push the roller and stone mill, but he still got up with his mother-in-law to help the miller's daughter-in-law.In winter, there is less farm work, and the people in Gulu Village can eat less and less food, so try to save as much as possible.The sweet potato vines cut back in autumn are placed on the wall of the courtyard. After being frozen in winter, they are completely dried. After kneading, they are fried in a pot, and then they are ground on a milling pan to make flour. They can be eaten directly as fried noodles or made into rice paste , and even mixed with wheat flour to cook steamed buns in a rice soup pot.The moon was very good that night, and you could see a needle drop on the ground. The three of them hugged the long roller and pushed it, and the dustpan with the roller creaked, and Lao Shun, who was in the nearby yard, also came out of the noise.Lao Shun was going to come out and reprimand him: what did you do during the day and you have to push the grinder at night? The noise is so loud that it still makes people fall asleep?When he came out, he saw Mozi's daughter-in-law and mother-in-law were there. Lao Shun lost his temper and said, "Why is the dustpan making noise? If you can't sleep back and forth, run away."The mother-in-law said: I have to put some oil on the dustpan.I went home and took vegetable oil and wiped it on the shaft hole of the dustpan, and the noise became quieter, and Lao Shun also helped to push it up.The mother-in-law said: I am still sick after going back and forth?Lao Shun said: After I was released, she could feel better, but there were ups and downs. The first few words she spoke to you were fine, but she felt something was wrong after she spoke.Mozi's daughter-in-law said: How many people are still locked up now?Lao Shun said: There are four more people, I don't know when they will be released.The mother-in-law said: Push the roller, push the roller.Several people stopped talking.The one who runs the road is just like that, but it will never finish. Turning around and around, turning around and around, the dog pee moss feels dizzy, and then he hooks his head and closes his eyes, unexpectedly attracting sleepiness, He just moved his legs forward mechanically, and there was a thin snoring sound from his mouth and nose.Lao Shun said: This is to push the rollers for the family, not to do production team work, you can also fall asleep!Goupimos slapped his face with his hand, and when he woke up, he used all his strength.The sweet potato radish was crushed all over the head, and when she stopped, she used a basket to pick up noodles in the basket, Lao Shun sat down to eat a cigarette, and the dog pee moss stood there again and dozed off.Mozi's daughter-in-law said, "Come and eat some noodles, and you won't be drowsy."The dog urine moss came to catch it. - Feed the flour in my mouth, it was bitter, so bitter that it had a different taste, I ate a handful, and I ate a handful again.Lao Shun said: Ha, he didn't doze off, he wanted to eat in a different way.The miller's daughter-in-law said: "Look what you've become hungry for dog urine moss, eat slowly, as long as you love to eat, you can eat all of these."The mother-in-law said: Don't dare to eat too much, because you have diarrhea if you eat too much.The dog urine moss ate another handful and stopped eating.He saw Lao Shun's dog coming out from the gate of the courtyard and barked softly twice.Lao Shun said: I have to go back, and they are looking for me again.Mozi's daughter-in-law said: Why did I look for you before I came out?Lao Shun said: Didn't you hear the dog calling me?Goupimos said: Can you also hear dog talk?Lao Shun ignored him and entered the yard, and sure enough, Lao Shun's voice came: What are you doing up?It's not clear today, the rooster hasn't crowed yet, sleep, let's sleep!The roller was pushed again, and the mother-in-law said: "When I came back to our village, I was fine, but who knew, I fell insane. She is still young, what should I do in the future?"Mozi's daughter-in-law said: Well, Lao Shun only said to find someone younger to take care of him in the future, but he didn't think he would have to take care of him back and forth.The dog pee moss said: How can people take care of me?It's not her, Lao Shun can't let go now.The miller's daughter-in-law said: You know everything about dog pee moss?The roe pee said: I don't know what's in Gulu Village, I know how many potatoes and sweet potatoes are in your cellar!The dog urine moss was originally nonsense, but I didn't expect Mozi's daughter-in-law to say: Huh? !Just look at the mother-in-law with your eyes.The mother-in-law said: What are you talking about?Push the roller, push the roller, you should work harder!The dog urine moss pushed it around, but stopped, saying he was peeing, so he went to pee behind the neem tree, and the mother-in-law scolded him again.The miller's daughter-in-law said: Let him rest.I just swept the flour with a broom and said in a low voice: When did this matter happen?As soon as she lowered her words, the mother-in-law couldn't hear her. The mother-in-law said: "Why do you eat this flour when you grind it back?"The miller's daughter-in-law said: "I pressed some glutinous rice, but I don't know if it can be pressed."The mother-in-law said: I dare not eat these all the time, I need to grind some wheat flour.Goupiati was listening to them talking, asking questions that were not answered, and thought it was funny, but the mother-in-law said once again that she wanted to grind some wheat flour, and she said again that she wanted to grind some wheat flour, and the miller's daughter-in-law just stared at it. Po, said: I know, Po!Mozi's daughter-in-law understood what her mother-in-law said, and Gou Niati also understood what her mother-in-law said. He also wanted to hear if his mother-in-law and Mozi's daughter-in-law could say more about Mozi, but they didn't say anything.

The rooster crowed twice, and the roller finished pushing. The dog pee moss and the mother-in-law went back to sleep. The moon was shining brightly. Startled.He recognized that it was the cat of Chang Kuan's family. During the day, the cats always huddled together and lay down under the trees or on the eaves of the house, but at night they became much bigger.Gou pee moss and said loudly: Mother, have you ever seen a tiger?The mother-in-law said: I heard about Nanshan when I was a child, but I have never seen it.Goupimos said: The tiger must be the same as the cat when it comes out.The mother-in-law said: Is the cat the uncle of the tiger?Goupiamos said: Then my uncle is not tall?The mother-in-law heard it, but the mother-in-law pretended not to hear it again, and said: What are you talking about?Then there was a quarrel, and both the mother-in-law and the grandson stopped moving.

But the dog's urine moss had a gurgling stomach, followed by pain, so he said: Mother, I want to poop!When I was busy, I untied my trouser belt. The trouser belt is a rope made of cloth strips, but it is knotted into knots, and I can't untie it no matter how I untie it.The mother-in-law said: Go back quickly, go back and pull.There was a sound of porphyr chirp chirp, and the dog peeed moss and said: I'm down!The mother-in-law was still helping him untie his trouser belt, but he still couldn't untie it, and the thin feces flowed out of the trouser leg.The mother-in-law simply took out the waistband of the trousers from the belt, and the crotch was already dirty. She hurriedly searched for something on the ground, grabbed a handful of firewood, and wiped it inside. Unexpectedly, the dog urine moss was still pulling, and the mother-in-law said: Why are you still defecate?The dog urine moss was so anxious that he cried, and said: Can't I hold it?The mother-in-law wiped and scolded: You are so sneaky, you only eat a few handfuls of radish noodles and you pull it, you dirty me to death!The dog urine moss also reached in to grab it, grabbed it and threw it out, saying: Mother, this shit doesn't stink.The mother-in-law was so angry that he walked back with his pants up, and the scolding in the distance seemed to be louder.

The scolding came from the courtyard of Baldy Jin's house.Bald Jin and Ban Xiang had an awkward quarrel during dinner, they couldn't talk together, even lost their jobs, and each slept in his own house.But bald Jin couldn't sleep in the mansion, so he went to knock on the door, but it wouldn't open after half an incense stick, and bald Jin lifted the door open, and the two of them quarreled again.At first, he was still afraid that outsiders would find out, so he made noise in a low voice, until Bald Jin moved his hand, and Ban Xiang also moved his hand, then he ignored it and jumped and scolded in the yard.Bald Jin said: You sell X, you have to tell me the truth, did he come when I was in the kiln? !Ban Xiang said: You don't care if he comes or not.Bald Jin said: Put your mother's shit, I'm your man and I don't care?Banxiang said: Are you my man?It's been a long time, have you gone to your private plot?Have you ever given a penny to your family, or cut a handful of grass for a pig?Bald Jin said: I'll get you a shank!Banxiang said: "I still don't like you like that!"With a bang, something was smashed, and then Banxiang chirped.The gates of the courtyard next to it were opened one after another, and someone ran out, saying: This is a fatality, why do you think there is no dead person in Gulu Village? !He knocked hard on the door of Bald Jin's house and shouted, "Bald Jin, Bald Jin, you are a heavy man, you want to beat her to death!"Bald Jin said: Let's beat him to death, let this shameless woman be jealous!Banxiang was also shouting: Hit me, beat me to death, if you don’t beat me to death, I wouldn’t be born by your mother!The person who knocked on the door said: Banxiang, wouldn't you be fine if you don't say a few words? Isn't this just looking for a beating?Banxiang opened the gate of the courtyard with a clatter, and came out and said: Let him fight, the members of the Hammer team can beat people, I don't want to live today!Most of the people who came out to persuade the fight were members of the Hammer team. They got angry and said, "Just fight as a couple, don't involve the Hammer team!"Banxiang said: Can you not get involved? He keeps saying that Tianbu is someone else. If you have the ability, you can catch Tianbu and cut him into pieces. If you can't mess with Tianbu, find me to vent your anger!Bald Jin jumped out from the courtyard gate and said, "Who can't offend Tianbu? I was going to chop off one of his dog's legs. He ran away. Don't you want to run away?" !He pulled out the Tianbu, but those who persuaded the fight stopped trying to persuade him. Instead, they watched the excitement and said: Which leg do you want to chop off the Tianbu? He has three legs!Bald Jin was enraged again, so he rushed forward and hit Ban Xiang again. Ban Xiang beat and scratched in front of his face. He could catch Bald Jin's face, but he couldn't catch Bald Jin's hair. Bleeding down.But bald Jin plucked half-scented hair, and walked away, and the people behind followed, saying: Don't dare, bald Jin, if you pluck your hair again, it will come down!The more he talked, the more bald Jin became more energetic, and he continued to pick and walk, and walked to the urinal pool in front of the courtyard next door, and said: Tell me, did you have sex with him?In the sense of bald man Jin, he walked away in front of everyone with his hair so pleasing to the eye, which showed that he was not afraid of his wife, and at this time he asked if he had an affair with Tianbu, Banxiang definitely denied it, and also He was able to take off his cuckold in front of everyone, but Ban Xiang bent over, protecting the roots of his hair with both hands, and said: Yes!Bald Jin said again: Is there any?Banxiang said: Yes!Bald Jin plucked a lock of hair, and Ban Xiang straightened up and cursed: If there is one, there is one, what else do you want to know, do you know how thick and long he is?Bald Jin kicked it away, and Ban Xiang fell down in the urinal with a bang.

Bald Jin and Banxiang came to the gate of the courtyard arguing, and the dog pee moss was about to run to see it, but the mother-in-law stopped him, and when Banxiang fell into the urinal, everyone yelled to go to the urinal to get half Fragrant, the mother-in-law took the dog pee moss and left quietly.