Chapter 50 Section 50

The Red Broadsword team is all surnamed Zhu, and the Hammer Team's surname Zhu quit one after another to join the Red Broadsword Team.Those who quit are embarrassed, alas, why didn’t it be established earlier, how could it be possible to establish it earlier?But he also complained that in the past, people with the surname Zhu did not form a group, but the person surnamed Zhu was the surname Zhu after all, and the one who protected the great Song Dynasty was not the general of the Yang family? !Red Broadsword also has its own big-character poster column, but the name is not called big-character poster column, it is called propaganda column, and it is located at the entrance of Sancha Lane diagonally opposite the mountain gate.There is an old medicine tree, which is so old that half of its body is empty, and it is filled with bricks and lime. Behind the tree, there are three short alleys diagonally. Open, facing the main lane of the village is a gable wall, which has been used as a bulletin board.Shui Pi once wrote a big slogan on the gable wall: Red Hammer Smash and Burn the Old World.The stove shoveled the slogan.Shuipi Niang was watching while shoveling, and she said while shoveling, "I shovel the wall of my house, who can control it?" !Another layer of white ash was applied, and the four sides were framed with wooden strips.Whenever someone with the surname Zhu quit the Hammer Team and joined the Red Broadsword Team, there must be a notice posted on the bulletin board: Welcome XX to join the Red Broadsword Team.In the past few days, such incidents continued to happen, and the village was like a pan of frying oil, sizzling, splashing oil stars, and everyone was in a hurry.When it was time for dinner, someone from every family carried a rice bowl and looked into the alleyway. Once they saw someone, they would move over.Everyone is a gossip woman and a gossip man, asking each other: who is retreating?Who hasn't returned yet?Eat sheep's head in the east, dog meat in the west, twittering and tweeting.

There are two factions in Gulu Village. Both factions are said to be revolutionary and rebel, and they are Chairman Mao's Red Guards. They are both competing with each other, attacking each other, like two wrists.In the past, every year on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, there was a social fire, and the social fire would go to Xiahewan, Xichuan Village, and Dongchuan Village to display and appraise. The two groups are also a group of people surnamed Zhu, and a group of people surnamed Ye. The two groups are competitive and competitive, and they are carefully prepared and highly confidential on the first day of the release.At that time, the dog urine moss and the cowbell were smaller than they are now, and no one paid attention to them, so they ran at both ends to pass on information. Over there, they played "Journey to the West", and a bone spirit could stand on Monkey King's golden cudgel. If you know it, you will pretend to be a "fairy match", and hang a child on each of the two thin ropes on the cowherd's shoulder pole.Today, the happiest people are still Goupiamos and Cowbell. Although Cowbell belongs to the Hammer team, he can no longer go to the husband’s house of the Red Broadsword team, but Goupiamos will take him to wherever there are many people and where there is excitement. where.Gou Niati completely forgot about his mother-in-law's exhortations. He felt that this day was like a festival, and every day was a festival.He doesn't dislike being trampled by others, so he should be trampled wherever he is trampled by others, anyway, it's flies, do flies think any place is unhygienic, when he is trampled, people forget his identity when they are happy, so he deliberately let them spoil.Shui Pi said: Dog urine moss, you have such a bad status, how come you live a better life than me, do you know why?The dog urine moss said: I am popular.Shui Pi said: Ahh!You're a piss, a dwarf, a cripple, a half-brick, a wrecking stone in your yard!When a person considers himself big, he becomes big, and when he makes himself small, he is only small.Goupitai was not angry this time, he thought it was justified, he used to think about being tall, what's the use of being as tall as a lantern, who would talk to you?He didn't want to grow any longer, and he didn't measure the height of the trees in the alley anymore.Hey, I'm just a half brick, half a brick can't build a wall, if I throw it on the road, I can trip you!I'm a thumping stone, you are cloth, I can beat you, I want to sit on the thumping stone, Ice you in winter, burn you in summer, and kill you in winter or summer!

From then on, Gouiamos felt cordial when he saw Banduanzizhuan and Chubushi. One day, Gouiamoi went to the spring to fetch water. Halfway there, he saw a half-brick in the middle of the road. He didn't see the half-brick on the road when he went to fetch water, but he saw it when he came back, so he put down the bucket. , Said: Did you wait for me on purpose?Half of Zizhuan couldn't speak, and his body was shrunk down.Dog urine moss said: You can keep your mouth shut than me.Pour the water in the bucket on the half of the brick, and the water oozes, and the dog pee moss knows that the half of the brick knows that he is talking to it, so he picks up the brick and puts it on the top of the courtyard wall next to it.Walked crookedly back and forth.

The back-and-forth shatsmania happened several times, and when she didn't commit it, she felt strange when she talked and walked. She came to ask if her mother-in-law was at home, and the dog said she wasn't there. She let the dog see that she had dyed a new piece of cloth. It was dyed as if it had been chewed by a dog. One piece was darker and the other was light. She said: Is it well dyed?Dog urine moss said: It is better not to dye.Said back and forth: Your name is on the bulletin board, why don't you go see it?Goupiamos thought she was talking crazy, and said: Ah, then I will give my mother-in-law a face!Said back and forth: Long your mother's feet!Goupimo stopped being frivolous and said: Is there really my name?Back and forth: no one will tell you, who will tell you?Only I can tell you.The dog urine moss said: Why write my name?Back and forth: Do you think you are the winner?

The dog pee moss ignored the bucket and ran towards Sancha Alley, and then ran to an alley in front of it. A cat was teasing the mouse. As soon as the mouse ran away, the cat rushed to catch it. The mouse ran away again, and the cat jumped up to catch it again, catching and letting go until it reached the entrance of the middle alley. He rushed up and stepped on the mouse's tail, lifted it up, and saw 80% standing under the gable of the stove house.He shouted: Eighty percent, light a mouse for you! To ignite the mouse is to pour kerosene on the mouse, light it, let the mouse run, and the mouse will become a fireball when it runs.Rats are pests, and people in the village often eat them like this, but it’s better to order them at night.

Eighty percent of them said: I still order mice, they ordered you! The dog urine moss said: Whoever clicks on me, I will fuck it! Eighty percent said: If you want to fuck your mother, you have to build a small stool when you go to the kang, right? The dog urine moss carried the mouse and approached, and a piece of paper was pasted on the bulletin board, with black and white words. The dog urine moss said: What is written on it? 80% can barely read some words, read: statement.I was bullied by dog ​​pee moss, why?Bullied and instigated, I joined the Hammer Team for no apparent reason, now I want to cast my shadows in the open, counter what I want, and quit the Hammer Team to join the Red Broadsword from today.cow bell.

The dog's urine moss's brain thumped, and there were sparks in front of his eyes. When he let go of his hand, the mouse fell to the ground.The mouse fell to the ground and did not move. He stomped his feet and said, "Don't run away!"The mouse shook its head and ran away.The dog's pee moss eyes started to sticky, and he said to Bacheng: Was it written by Cow Bell? Eighty percent said: It was written by Niu Ling.Dog urine moss said: This is not written by cow bell, cow bell can't write.Eighty percent said: Niu Ling can't write, it was written on behalf of Niu Ling who can write.Is there such a thing?Goupiamos said: Others are in the Hammer Team, and Niu Ling said that we should also be human. I said you are human. If I have a bad status, I can’t be a human being, so he will join and have nothing to do with me? !Goupiati stepped forward to tear up the paper, but he probably said, "Don't dare, you want to sabotage the Cultural Revolution?"You want to tear it up, I'm leaving you tear it up.

Goupiamos twisted his body and ran back, he felt that he was on fire from head to toe, and his skin was red from the fire, which was blushing, and the red immediately turned black, so black that it became the color of eggplant.Niu Ling, ah, Niu Ling, if you want to quit the Hammer team, you will quit the Hammer team. Why do you want to involve me? !Cowbell, oh cowbell, I × your mother!There was no one in the alley, and the dog pee moss was afraid of bumping into people, so he carried the bucket home and never went out for a whole day. What's worse is that after Niu Ling's statement was posted, the Red Broadsword team posted three big-character posters, welcoming Niu Ling's abandonment of the dark and throwing a blow, commenting that the Red Broadsword is a real proletarian revolutionary rebel, and participating in the Eighty percent of them are poor peasants and lower-middle peasants, and 20 percent are middle peasants. There is absolutely no member of the five categories, unlike some organizations that took advantage of the Cultural Revolution to gather a group of ghosts and monsters to stir up trouble.The big-character poster did not publicly name the Hammer Squad, but listed Goupiati, saying who Goupiati was, the grandson of a Kuomintang puppet officer who was waiting for an opportunity in Taiwan to counterattack the mainland, and he even joined a certain organization, and recruited, He deceived and abetted Niu Ling, causing Niu Ling to board the pirate ship by mistake and mislead people astray.What are they up to?Is it to cooperate with the Taiwan Kuomintang or to cooperate with the Soviet revisionism to subvert socialism both internally and externally? !As soon as the three big-character posters were posted, Team Hammer put up five big-character posters the next day. They directly pointed out the red sword, saying that the red sword had instigated Niu Ling, and spread rumors about Niu Ling to confuse the public. , Sima Zhao's heart, everyone knows it!Who is Niu Ling, he is a chameleon, and the grandson of the Kuomintang puppet officer, Gou Niati is not a member of the Hammer Team at all, he is participating in the Red Broadsword.The Hammer Squad is a famous and tough revolutionary rebel team. There are five types of elements in the Red Broadsword. What do you want to do? Do you want to fish in troubled waters?It can be said that the big-character posters of the Hammer team have more parallel sentences and more new terms than the big-character posters of the Red Broadsword. They read impassioned and fresh and curious. Shen, yelling at Ma Shao: You are an old cultural person in Gulu Village, so you can't write about his water skin? !Ma Shao retorted that Shuipi was a middle school student, while he was a primary school graduate. Shuipi's words were plagiarized from some leaflets outside, but Shuipi's surname is Zhu. Raised dogs let dogs bite!Everyone surnamed Zhu called Shui Pi a traitor and a traitor.

Shuipi was so nervous that he never painted Chairman Mao's portrait again, because when spraying Chairman Mao's portrait at the door of each house, someone spat on him, rolled his eyes, and even released dogs to bite him.Whenever he went out, he followed behind the bully, pretending to be a tiger.What was even worse was the dog peeing moss. His name was named on the big-character posters of both factions, and they all called him the grandson of the puppet military officer of the Kuomintang and a class enemy. He no longer had the same joy as before. After holding back for two days without going out, I developed heat rash all over my body.The mother-in-law persuaded him to go out to play, and he said: I am afraid of meeting people, and they all scold me.The mother-in-law said: If you want to go out, as long as you don't hit you, let me scold you, and you won't hear it.The dog urine moss said: "I have ears, how can I not hear?"The mother-in-law said: It is windy.The dog urine moss said: Isn't that windy?The mother-in-law hugged the dog pee moss and burst into tears.Seeing the mother-in-law's tears streaming down her face, Goupiamo said, "Mother-in-law, I'm going out to play."

The dog urine moss went out from the courtyard gate. He picked a leaf, rubbed it, rubbed it, rubbed it, rubbed it into two small balls, and stuffed them in his ears. He couldn't hear anything outside, but his eyes could always see people. , hoping that there will be no one in the alley.No one, he walked over.But just as he was about to walk out of the alley, a group of people stood arguing under the tree outside the alley, and he came back again.The mother-in-law asked why he came back again, and the dog peeed and said that the swallow called him.The mother-in-law knew that the dog peeed moss and was still unwilling to go out, so she said, "Oh, I also heard that it was the swallow calling you. The swallow said that it would be windy to nest on the door frame of the courtyard, so they wanted to build their nest on the door frame of the upper room."Goupiamos said: That's right, it's better to build it on the door frame of the upper room.The mother-in-law and grandson set up a stool to remove the swallow's nest from the door frame of the courtyard, and then set up a stool to tie the swallow's nest to the door frame of the upper room.They did it so conscientiously and meticulously. They didn't let go of every piece of firewood in the nest, and didn't let go of a lump of mud. The tied ropes were tightened repeatedly, and the swallows kept standing on the thumping stone to take a look. Look at it, wait until the nest is all tied up, fly in, and sing in the nest.

The dog urine moss said: mother, mother, can you hear what song the swallow is singing? The mother-in-law said: What song can you hear? Goupimosang sang: Sunset and Xishan Hongxiafei, soldiers shoot targets and bring the camp back, bring the camp back... This is the song that Tianbu and the others sang during the militia training, but now, the sun has really set and red clouds are flying in the sky. The mother-in-law liked to watch the dog pee moss singing. After singing, her face was covered with sweat, and the mother-in-law said: "Go to the spring to fetch water, and wash there too." The dog urine moss looked at the sky and said: I am not hot.Isn't there still some water in the bucket, let's carry it tomorrow. The next day, as soon as it was dawn, the dog peeed moss and went to carry water. He was afraid of meeting people, so he carried the water and went to the stone lion on the earth. , squatting in that grass nest and pretending to shit.He tried to let the stone lion block him, but the stone lion fell to the ground and couldn't stop him. In a hurry, he picked a castor leaf from the side and put it on his head, blocking his eyes. He wanted to block his eyes, but he couldn't see Others may not be able to see him.But the man said: dog pee moss, what are you doing?Goupiamos didn't dare to make a sound.The man said again: Do you think we can't see you because you cover your eyes?The dog urine moss peeled off the castor leaves, smiled on his face, and said, "I'm sorry."Several people were scolding at the same time: Damn it, are you on the road? !Goupiati hurriedly stood up and said: I didn't come out, you see, there is no poop.The gang came over and saw that there was really no shit on the road, and kicked the dog's mossy buttocks a few times. In the afternoon, the mother-in-law took the dog pee moss to the river embankment. The river embankment was covered with reeds, cattail grass, and mullah. Their highlights were the snow in autumn. There was no wind. The snow did not fly all over the sky, but Piles piled up in the sandy hollows under the embankment, under the stone roots.The mother-in-law swept up the tidbits.Like sweeping a cloud, and then wrapping it in a white cloth.The dog urine moss did not sweep the clouds, watching the sticky candles on Mao Lazi's eyebrows standing up one by one, while there were rustling sounds in the pool deep in the reeds, and sometimes bird wings and claws flew out of the water. Why did the mother-in-law and the dog urine moss go to the river embankment? Some people in the village muttered when they saw it: Is it just to sweep the bag of reeds?Or do you want to see the sticky candle on Mullah Zi's brow?This is impossible.It is impossible to guess what the mother-in-law and grandson said when they went there. It is a place haunted by ghosts. Tian Ya once dug his head into the sand for no reason. How could the mother-in-law and grandson go there at dusk? ?However, they saw Po and Goupiati coming back from the river embankment, instead of going home, they went to the kiln temple. field. Bacao, Bald Jin, and Shuipi stood at the gate of the Yao Temple, and the mother-in-law immediately knelt down while pressing the dog urine moss, and said: You are broken (Bone Spring) and you will not kowtow to the hammer team!You said, you said to you, did you participate in the Red Broadsword?Goupimos said: I didn't participate.Bald Jin said: If you participate, you will participate. Don't you admit it? !Goupimos said: I didn't participate!Bald Jin said: Who are you kidding, your surname is Zhu, can you not participate?The mother-in-law said: Bald Jin, you must not dare to say that, what are my baby and I, we are bugs... Bald Jin said: Bugs?Tigers are big bugs, snakes are long bugs, what kind of bugs are you?Is it lice or fleas?The mother-in-law said, "It's a lice or a flea, and your bald man will be crushed to death as soon as you move your golden finger."Don't you dare say that, oh, bald gold.Bacao said: If you didn't participate, you didn't participate, so why don't you kowtow, go back, go back.The mother-in-law said: Quickly kowtow to your bully brother, and kowtow again!Gou Niati kowtowed again, and the mother-in-law dragged him away. They went to the husband's room again.The courtyard door of the husband's house was closed, and the mother-in-law pushed a crack, stuffed her head in, and said: "Tianbu, Tianbu!"It was Mian Yu'er who responded, and Mian Yu'er said, "Why are you here?"The mother-in-law said: Is there anyone with a red sword?Tianbu came out of her husband's room, stood on the steps and said: What's the matter?The mother-in-law immediately pressed the dog urine moss and knelt down again, and the dog urine moss kowtowed as soon as she knelt down. Tianbu said: "Kowtow, if you want to kowtow, you can kowtow three times, with a sound!"The mother-in-law asked the dog to knock the urine moss, but the dog stopped knocking the urine moss, and kowtowed three times while pressing his neck. The mother-in-law said: "Tianbu, I have apologized to the red sword. The baby did not participate in the hammer team, and Niu Ling joined the hammer team." Not baby's idea.Tianbu said, "Just for this?"The mother-in-law said: This is a big deal. The baby cried in the house for three days, and the baby was so frightened that his stomach hurt.Tianbu said: "Dog peeing moss will make your stomach hurt from fright?" !The mother-in-law said, "It's just my stomach hurts. If I talk nonsense, it will be struck by lightning."Tianbu said: I know, I know, you go, we are having a meeting.But he said: What is the cloth bag?The mother-in-law said: I swept some reed catkins.You want to keep it for you, and my baby and I will go to sweep it.Tianbu said: What do I want that for?He turned back and entered the house.Mian Yu'er pulled the dog pee moss up and said: You have a high seniority, Tianbu Mozi and the others are all from the dog pee moss generation, if something happens, let the dog pee moss come, what are you doing?The mother-in-law said: What is seniority, I am different from others.Mian Yu'er said: "It's the same, are they both human?"The mother-in-law pulled the dog pee moss and went out of the courtyard. Walking back to the entrance of Sancha Alley, there were many people standing there, and the dog peeed and said, "Mother, there are people there."The mother-in-law didn't say anything, but pinched the dog's back bitterly, and the dog suddenly felt pain, and said: Are you pinching me?But the mother-in-law said: You run, you run.So she raised her hand and slapped the dog's face. She originally wanted to slap the dog's urine, but she didn't think that the dog's urine would not run away. Instead, she slapped the dog's urine on the back of the head. Opened, crying while running.The mother-in-law scolded loudly: You bastard is still crying, I will kill you, don't you understand that you are the grandson of a puppet officer, tell me, you joined the hammer team or the red sword, you bastard is a disaster, yes Blind plaster, are you hurting others?Hey!She gasped with anger and fell to the ground.The people standing there first thought that the dog pee moss had offended the mother-in-law again, and it was funny to see the dog pee moss slapped on the face. What's the use of beating him?The mother-in-law said: Oh, I have made a career, how did I meet such a grandson, he is a member of the Hammer Team for a while, and a member of the Red Broadsword for a while. !Ma Shao said: Hey, he is not from the Hammer team or from the Red Broadsword.The mother-in-law said, "Really? Didn't the big-character posters say... Ma Shao laughed and said: Are you talking about dog pee moss?"The mother-in-law said: What is he, let's talk about him?Ma Shao said: If you don't talk about him, who can you talk about?The mother-in-law said: Oh, I don’t worry about that, whoever made a fuss about him, the pig’s shit is his shit. Back home, the dog pee moss went to bed early, and the mother-in-law didn't call him, let him go to sleep.The dog pee moss was in a daze all night, he seemed to be sleeping but not sleeping, as if he was not sleeping on the kang surface, but the kang surface he had carried on his back all night.Po pulled him to kowtow to the Hammer Team and the Red Broadsword, and beat and scolded him in public at the entrance of Sancha Alley. He figured out that Po La was trying to dispel his doubts for him, but what he regretted was blocking the castor leaves. How can he be able to see others but others can't see him?Invisibility cloak, invisibility cloak, he thought of invisibility cloak again, what is an invisibility cloak?He started to rummage in the closet. Both his and my mother-in-law's clothes were put in the closet, and I took them out to wear one by one. He said, "Mother, mother-in-law, hey, have you seen me?"The mother-in-law said: You wipe your nose.He wiped his nose and changed into another clothes, said: mother, mother, have you seen me?The mother-in-law said: Why are your shoes rotten again, and you have teeth on your feet?He sighed.The mother-in-law said: What are you doing turning over your clothes?He said: Mom, it would be nice to have an invisibility cloak!The mother-in-law said: Can the clothes wear you down? !He just sat there and cried. When it was dawn, the mother-in-law was awakened by the sound of crying. When she got up, she saw the dog peeing moss and crying.The mother-in-law hurriedly pushed the dog's urine moss and said: wake up, wake up!When Goupimo woke up, he realized that he was dreaming, and he remembered everything in the dream clearly.The mother-in-law said: Who bullied you in the dream?Dreams are reversed, don't be afraid, no one will dare to bully you if you have a mother-in-law.Gou Niati didn't tell her mother-in-law what happened in her dream, and watched her nod to her mother-in-law, but suddenly snuggled into her arms and grabbed her milk.The mother-in-law's milk was as flat as an empty cloth bag.The mother-in-law said: If you don't have a hundred miles, you still need to breastfeed? !Two years ago, the dog urinated moss and still ate the mother-in-law's milk. There was no juice in the milk, and he had to hold the milk to fall asleep.In the past two years, he didn't hold the breast to sleep anymore. Hearing what my mother-in-law said, he didn't go to hold the nipple and said: "Mother, there is no invisibility cloak in the world, right?"The mother-in-law said: Can the clothes wear you down? !What the mother-in-law said was the same as what she said in the dream, the dog pee moss said: I hate my grandpa!The mother-in-law looked at him with wide eyes, and he only said that the mother-in-law was going to beat and scold him, and was regretting, the mother-in-law hugged him and said: "Why do you hate your father?"Your father doesn't want you to suffer, and no one wants to suffer while alive, but how can people live without suffering, everyone has their own suffering, and when suffering comes, we have to bear it.Listen to my mother-in-law, go out, if someone hits you on the right cheek, you give him the left cheek, if someone hits you on the left cheek, you give him the right cheek, if you let him spank the left cheek, he won't spank it.The mother-in-law said, tell him to get up and go outside, but the dog pee moss still doesn't want to go out, saying: I don't want to see those people.The mother-in-law said: "I won't see you for a lifetime?" !When you go out, you all know that the Hammer Team and the Red Broadsword are just talking about you, so you go out on your own!Gou Diamo went out, and whenever he met someone, he would ask if there were any workers in the village. After the worms in the paddy field were picked, the paddy field blocked the roots of every paddy seedling, and the cabbage seeds scattered in the furrows also came out. There was no farm work in the village for a while, and some people went to Nanshan to mow grass for cattle.Usually when mowing the grass, the dog pee moss is accompanied by the cowbell. The dog pee moss is a big pannier, and the bottom of the pan is put on the back of the basket. When you look at it from a distance, you can't see the head. The thin legs are walking.However, dog urine moss mowing always compacts the grass in the basket and pedals it with feet. Often, a flat basket of grass weighs forty to fifty catties once it is weighed in the breeding shed.But Niu Ling doesn't, Niu Ling likes to cut the grass and pretend to put it in, and also insert tall grass on the edge of the basket like a pheasant feather, which looks like a lot of grass, but it only weighs 30 to 40 catties.Now, Gou Niati didn't want to mow the grass with Cow Bell anymore. He carried the basket, took the sickle, passed by the door of Cow Bell's house, spit, and left by himself. I can only come back after mowing the grass, so I need to bring dry food. My mother-in-law used to bring him a few cooked sweet potatoes. This time, my mother-in-law baked a sweet potato pancake.Dog pee moss started to eat cakes as soon as he went out. It was not eating, but tasting. He couldn't help but taste it. He unscrewed a little and stuffed it in his mouth, then unscrewed a little more and stuffed it in his mouth. , there is only one piece of pancake left in your hand.Don't eat, resolutely don't eat, the dog pee moss warned himself, so he scooped water by the river to drink.Looking up, I saw Shou Deng also went to mow the grass. Shou Deng had long legs, and he rolled up his trousers to the heels of his legs. The dog pee moss said: "Keeping the lamp... Brother, do you want to mow the grass too?" Keeping the lamp said: What else can I do? The dog had to take off his trousers and rolled his shirt up to his chest, so he went into the water.Said: Oh, don't burn the kiln.No one cares now, why don't you go to your sister's place? Shou Deng said: My sister sent a letter, they still want to come back to me, and the Cultural Revolution has also happened in the city. Dog urine moss said: The city is also noisy? The light guard said: The city is more noisy than the countryside. As soon as the dog pee moss walked into the river, the water was up to his chest, and the bottom of the water was sandy. He didn't stagger, and kicked diagonally.Keeping the lamp said: Take it away, and then go down, there is a water tank there, and you will only see your Tianling Gai when you go in. Dog urine moss said: Fuck you! Shou Deng said: Hey, let me ask you something, are you from the Hammer team? Dog urine moss said: No! Keeping the lamp said: Is it the red sword? Dog urine moss said: No!Don't you know that my mother-in-law beat me up in the village? Everyone knows that I am not from the Hammer Team or the Red Broadsword. You still ask? ! Shou Deng said: "You think you'll be fine once your mother-in-law beats you." Niu Ling said that you let someone else join the Hammer team. Tianbu thought in his heart that you must belong to the Hammer team. Tianbu has a small mind, so he won't hold grudges against you? Goupimo didn't think of this problem. Keeping the lamp made sense, and the matter was still serious. He said: What do you think? Shou Deng said: If you are willing to listen to me, I will tell you. Dog urine moss said: Willing to listen. Shou Deng said: If you had listened to me earlier, you would not be what you are now!You know, Tianbu and Banxiang are good, they have cuckolded Baldy Jin, Tianbu and Baldy Jin became enemies, you can make Baldy Jin treat Niuling well, Tianbu will hate Niuling, doubt Niuling He came to supervise Tianbu for bald gold. Goupimos said: How can the bald man be nice to Cowbell? Shou Deng said: Do you think of a way? Goupiamos said: If Bu really hated the cow bell that day, wouldn't he kill the cow bell? Shou Deng said: That's good, I have avenged my revenge and watched the excitement. Goupiamos didn't say a word, and he had a lot of dirty ideas for keeping the lamp. He hated the cowbell, but he didn't want to see Tianbu beating the cowbell, and Tianbu beating the cowbell.Keeping the lamp said: Is this an idea?The dog urine moss said: "Okay."The two of them crossed the river, kept the light and asked Gou Uitao to go with him to mow grass in Baligou, saying that there was a lot of grass there, and Gou Uitao would not go there.He said: I will cut on the side of the Mizoguchi beam. There is no tall grass on the edge of the Mizoguchi beam, but the dog peeing moss never rests for a moment. It was not until the sun was in the west that the basket was mowed.People are tired and hungry, ready to carry down the river bank, but want to shit.Doesn't the more you pull, the more hungry you are, the dog pee moss scolded himself, and quickly defecated there.After defecating, I tied my trouser belt, and the piece of pancake I held in my arms fell down. The remaining pancake was not round, but rolled up like a wheel, and kept rolling towards the excreted feces.God, ah, thank God, the pancake stopped rolling in front of the dung, and stopped there, only a finger away from the dung.The dog urine moss quickly picked it up, looked around, there was no one around, no one laughed at the dog urine moss, only two birds on the tree, one said: dirty!One said: Not dirty!Dog urine moss said: It’s not dirty, so I won’t eat it if it’s dirty, you eat it?He ate the bird three or two bites, clapped his hands and said: No more! He carried the grass basket back down the zigzag road beside the beam, and leaned against a big rock to rest. Cowbell also came down from the ditch with a basket of grass on his back, and still inserted the grass high on the edge of the basket. Go flickering.The dog urine moss snorted, thinking: Isn't it thirty or forty catties? !Don't turn your head away. But the cowbell was calling the dog to pee moss, very kindly.Knowing that it was Niu Ling's heartbreak, Gou Nia Mos wanted to be courteous and pretended not to hear.The cowbell is still calling.The dog's urine moss softened his heart, turned his head, and said, "Is it called a soul?" !Cowbell said: I picked walnuts, can you eat them?Go to the ditch to mow grass, and the mowers often steal walnuts from the walnut trees of people in the mountains.The dog urine moss did not say: eat.He looked at the cowbell's ear, which was swollen and red, like a pig's ear, which had been bitten off by a mouse, and said, "What's wrong with your ear?"Niu Ling said: "The bee stings, and it hurts like a fire."The dog covered his nose with moss, blew his nose and wiped it on the ear of the cow bell, and the swelling and pain were relieved after the nose was wiped on.Niu Ling said: I thought I was going to urinate, but it still hurts.The cowbell turned over, and the walnuts in the basket, he took the trouble to pour out all the grass, and there were dozens of walnuts with green skins at the bottom of the basket, took out four, and put the grass in again, or put it in vainly. The tall grass stays and ends up on the edge of the pannier.They smashed the green-skinned walnuts open with stones and took out the kernels inside to eat. The juice from the green-skinned walnuts immediately stained their fingers black. They rubbed them with grass or soil, and the blackness did not fade.After Gou Niati finished eating two walnuts, Niu Ling gave Gou Niati another two of his walnuts. When I returned to the village, I went to the cowshed to hand in the grass. Nian Yuer weighed it with a large scale, counted the catties in the book, and said: Hey, usually the dog pee moss is cut more than the cowbell, this time the cowbell Promising, three catties more than dog pee moss!Seeing Tianbu and Ma Shao playing chess on the doorstep of her husband's house, Goupiati took the initiative to greet Tianbu and said: Are you playing chess?Tianbu looked at him, then lowered his head to play chess again, and said, "Have you gone mowing the grass?"The dog pee moss said: Mowing the grass.Tianbu said: Team Hammer put up a slogan today, wanting Gulu Village to be popular, didn't you go?Goupiamos said: I'm not from the Hammers, people don't call me that.Tianbu said: Really?Play chess again, ignore the dog urine moss again.Gou Niaotai realized that Tian Bu thought he was a member of the Hammers, and that Keeping the Lantern was right, so he suddenly hated Cow Bell again. After the cowbells were poured, the grass picked up the basket and left.Goupiamos said: Don't you take out the walnuts for everyone to eat?Cowbell said: Where are the walnuts?Dog urine moss said: There are in the back basket. Nian Yuer came over and took a look at the basket, there was a pile of walnuts with green skin on the bottom of the basket, and said: "Cow Bell, you put so many walnuts in it, the weight of the top grass?" !I took out the walnuts and weighed them, and deducted six catties from the catties of grass.Niu Ling was flushed and looked very embarrassed. He gave some walnuts to Tianbu, some to Ma Shao, and some to Mian Yu'er, but he didn't give the dog pee.The dog urine moss lost face for a while, and wanted to get it, so the two opened it.As soon as it was opened, the dog pee moss got angry, picked the cowbell's hair, and cursed: You framed me, in front of Brother Tianbu, when did you say that I instigated you to join the hammer team? !Niu Ling just didn't answer, and brought the head. When Gou Niutao saw Niu Ling's head approaching, he also took the head to go. Boom, the two heads came together, and each burst a green bag.Neither of them screamed for pain, nor did they touch the size of the green bag. You took a step back, and I also took a step back, and at the same time, I walked over with a tiger's eyes.After all, Goupiamos was not as strong as the cowbell, and was crushed under him, but when he stretched out his hand to grab the ear of the cowbell, the cowbell immediately rolled off Goupiamos, covered his ears and rolled on the ground.Tianbu and Mashao stopped playing chess, watched them fight, and said: Can dog pee moss still fight!Goupitai said: I didn't instigate him, he went to join the hammer team by himself, and he said he was cheated by me in order to please you.Tianbu laughed, and threw his walnuts to Goupiamos.