Chapter 26 Section 26

When the wheat says it is yellow, it will turn yellow, and there will be birds calling.This bird also called itself by its name, but Goupimos never knew what it looked like.Walking back from the road at night, when I heard the call, I looked for it on a willow tree, but the bird flew to the wheat field and called on the weir of the wheat field.With this call, there were calls on the three weirs, which undulated and echoed each other.Gou Nia Tei felt that his name was Gou Nia Tei, and he should call himself by his own name, so he prolonged his voice: "Gou Nia Tei!" When he called out, the birds responded immediately: "It's a poop, it's a cut!" The three tones of moss change the rhythm, and those birds also change the rhythm of the four tones of suanhuang and suanmo.He and the bird yelled into the village alley, carrying a basket of reaped barley sheaves on their backs in a daze, and said, "Shout, yell, yell, if it's not yellow, it's all cut!"

The wheat in the private plot turned yellow earlier than the wheat in the production team, and the barley planted was harvested earlier than the wheat planted. Mifu was the first to harvest the barley.Confused has long since had nothing to eat, the barley has just been filled with kernels, so he cuts it, the barley without hard kernels cannot stand the grinder, and he dare not even beat the shackles, so he rubs the ears of wheat with his hands, and the grains of wheat Stir-fry in a pan, then grind it on a mill to make noodles for eating.The people in the village scolded and confused behind their backs: when they didn’t eat, they drank vegetable soup every now and then, and once they received the food, they ate mountains and seas to drink. The more you eat, the poorer you become, and the poorer you eat, what a fool! Everyone insisted Wait until the barley and wheat are fully mature before cutting, just start digging the potatoes that have not yet grown.

Ban Xiang rushed to weave a piece of earthen cloth on the loom before Mai was busy, and she was threading in the yard.For the warp thread, a dozen wooden pegs are planted on the ground, and the spun tassels of various colors are put on the small wooden sticks inserted on both sides of the courtyard, and then the thread ends are pulled back and forth to hang on the wooden pegs.She always couldn't match the color of the thread, so she invited the mother-in-law.The mother-in-law trotted back and forth under the sun. Her feet were bound in the early years, and then her feet were loosened. Her feet were not too big or small, but her fingers were deformed. It's like jumping on burning coals.Banxiang laughed and said: Canpo, did you have a social fire when you were young? The mother-in-law said: You laughed at the old woman for having stiff arms and legs? When I was young, I played the role of a lotus witch. Good luck counting lotus witches.Banxiang said: I can see that Cangma was pretty when she was young! I moved the stool to let her rest for a while.The mother-in-law said: Are you on the machine at this time? Ban Xiang said: Kuai Mai is busy, if you don’t get on the machine, you can’t take care of it.The mother-in-law said: This year the wheat is growing well, and the sickle may bloom in half a month.Ban Xiang said, "It's good, it's good, you're acquainted later than usual, everyone's eyes bleed from waiting."The mother-in-law said: If you bleed again, you have to wait, don't learn to be confused.What about others? Poti mentioned Bald Jin, and Banxiang said: He went to Bacao to watch the excitement.The mother-in-law said: What time is it? He still has this free time! Banxiang said: Silkworm mother-in-law, why do you think there are so many people on the road, and they don’t harvest wheat at home? The mother-in-law said: They are from the city, right?Banxiang said: What happened in the city, and you ran out? The mother-in-law said: Don't know.

Huanxi passed by the gate of the courtyard, and he led his nephew and grandson. The grandnephew saw the meridian in the yard, and stood watching. The mother-in-law went over and touched the child's calf and said: "I lost it!" The child said: Yes! The mother-in-law said: Halfway You see, when you look at this broken (bone spring), you know it is the son of Mozi. The father and son poured it out of the same mold! He said happily: He is a silkworm meridian! The mother-in-law is stupid and couldn’t hear clearly, and said: What are you talking about? ? Huanxi said: You gave me a half-fragrant sutra thread?! The mother-in-law said: Come to help, why are you not in the cowshed? Huanxi said: I have fed the cows, and they are going to the next river bay. I will let my nephew sent it to his grandmother.The mother-in-law said: Oh, it’s time to accept the wheat. Let grandma give the grandson Hulianmo!Huanxi said: Then this should be.The mother-in-law smiled and said: grandson and nephew are dogs in front of the uncle's house, and they leave after eating.Banxiang sighed.The mother-in-law said: Why are you sighing? Banxiang said: My baby is poor, I can’t eat Hulian buns from his grandmother and uncle! The mother-in-law stopped talking and asked Huanxi: Are the cows all right? Huanxi said: Everything is good, It's just that the bully with good ideas can't stand the tube.Banxiang said: "I can't stand the tube anymore, so I might as well kill it early."Waiting hard to die, when the time comes, the flesh on the body will be boiled dry.Huanxi immediately changed his face and said: You're talking nonsense! You didn't stay in the yard of her house either, and dragged your nephew and grandson away angrily.

The mother-in-law complained to Banxiang: You dare not say such a thing. The cow has been done to people all his life. Whoever has seen someone kill him on his own initiative is a crime.Ban Xiang said: Didn’t I just say something casually, he scolded me like that! Animals are animals after all, I’m only soft-hearted when people are sick. Last night, I even sent six eggs to the whole basin.The mother-in-law said: I haven't been there for a few days to see him, but he still hasn't looked back because of his illness? Banxiang said: No.You said, the person who killed the tiger, he was arrested just because he was sick?! The mother-in-law said: Oh, it’s a busy day, let alone the work of the production team, how can the crops on his family’s private land be harvested?

After passing the line, the mother-in-law walked back, but turned her foot and went to Manpen's house to have a look, and ran into apricot blossoms in the alley.Xingkai also lost weight, took a few pieces of medlar bark soaked in the spring, and said: Pooh! Po said: You cleaned up all the furniture? Xingkai said: It’s time to soak it The bark of the medlar is wrapped around again.The mother-in-law said: Are you too old? Xing Kai nodded.The mother-in-law said: You are too big to take care of me. When you collect the wheat from the plot, you call Ping An.Xing Kai said: Yes.But in the middle of the alley, I saw Tu Gen's wife and a young man walking by. The young man kept his head hooked. Tu Gen's wife was persuading him until he was sent out of the alley. Not enough people! The mother-in-law said: What’s the matter with 80%? Tugen’s wife said: His family’s status is high, and the brothers probably can’t make a daughter-in-law... The mother-in-law said: 80% of the status is not good? The Shoudeng family is a landlord. If the family is separated, 80% of them are middle peasants?Tugen's wife said: "That's not affected by the light guards? His brother can't talk about a daughter-in-law, and his sister Ershuang is not young and hasn't married yet. I found a family for Ershuang in Houpoling, and she is also a part of it." No, both parties were satisfied before, but later Er Shuang was unwilling, and asked me to take garlic to someone’s house to break up the marriage, but I didn’t go, the young man came today, originally to help them harvest wheat, but As soon as I accompanied the guy into the door, the two pairs of mouths pouted and hung up, and I cooked for the guy. The meal was served, and there were three sweet potato noodle balls in the bowl! The guy knew he was telling him to get out, so he put down the bowl and went out.If not, let’s see, who can her second pair marry? Can she marry someone with a good background?! Mrs. Tu Gen suddenly stopped talking, and hurriedly changed her words: I didn’t mean that if you don’t have a good grade, you can’t marry No way, if Er Shuang is as smart as a dog peeing moss, she thinks it will be justified, 80% to 90% of the two pairs are not as smart as a dog pee moss! The mother-in-law said: Tell me, it’s okay.My grandson does not plan to marry a wife in the future!

Tu Gen's wife told the truth, but the mother-in-law felt uncomfortable when she heard it. Although the dog pee moss is still young, she will have to face marriage in the future. The mother-in-law regretted that dawn twelve years ago, holding the dog pee moss I didn't think so much when I was there! She didn't go to see Manpen again, and came home.The yard was quiet, and the dog pee moss was not at home.When she was about to leave the house, she told the dog to put the urine moss on the bottom of the bucket. The bottom of the bucket was leaking urine, so she needed to remove the bottom and put it back on again. Then smear white white clay and the mud.These dog pee mosses were all dry, and they did a good job. The installed urine buckets were drying under the eaves, but the dog pee moss did not stay in the house obediently, and ran away without a trace.For some reason, the mother-in-law didn't blame the dog for peeing moss, but suddenly hated someone.The appearance of this person has been blurred, but what he remembers clearly is that he likes to drink water on the stool, and the drinking water is as loud as eating.She looked at the pear tree in the yard, which he planted that year, and she said, "You slapped your butt away, you hurt me, you hurt my grandson! Hit the pear tree with a mallet, and the leaves fell off." one place.

In fact, not long after the dog urine moss went out, he installed the bottom of the urine bucket, sat there and watched a bird standing on the courtyard wall, and recognized it as one of the group of birds following the good man.These birds have never flown to his house, why are they standing on the courtyard wall now? He wrinkled his mouth and chirped the birds a few times, saying: You came to find me? The bird said: No yes yes yes.He said: No? The bird said: Yes! He said: Are you looking for me? The bird said: No yes yes yes.He said: You can't even talk back and forth! Is it right or not? The bird doesn't talk to the dog's piss, it talks about its own words, and said: Chi! He said: Then why are you standing here? The house grabbed a few grains of rice and sprinkled them in the yard. Before the birds could fly down, the cowbell yelled loudly outside: Dog pee moss, dog pee moss!

Cowbell found a snake on the screen wall of Tianbu’s house. The morning glory was all red, like hundreds of small trumpets playing to the sky, and the buzzing of swarms of bees was the sound of the small trumpets. Crawling in the tile trough under the flowers, with a lump the size of a fist bulging on his stomach, he crawled very slowly.Knowing that the snake had swallowed the mouse, Cowbell stabbed it with a tree stick. The snake swung its tail and crawled very slowly.Cowbell went to call the dog pee moss.The two ran back again, and the snake was still there by itself, and started spitting out mice.The snake eats too much, and the snake is not hungry after eating.They watched it for a while, and the mouse really spit it out, and the snake became flexible all of a sudden, and quickly got into the water hole at the bottom of the wall of Tianbu's courtyard.Niu Ling said: How can you let it run away, that skin can fool the erhu.Take the stick and pour it into the water hole again.When Tianbu's daughter-in-law came back from the field, she saw it and asked what she was doing. She took the stick and threw it into the courtyard wall.Goupimos said that the snake had swallowed the mouse. They asked the snake to vomit the mouse, and showed her the vomited mouse. The mouse's head was blurred, its nose was gone, and its ears were gone.Tianbu's daughter-in-law scolded where she got a dead mouse, should she throw it in her yard, and kicked them to make them roll away so that they are not disgusting.

Goupiamos and Niuling took the dead mouse and walked to the grinder in the east of the village. Niuling said that his kindness would not be repaid, and the stick that felt sorry for him was thrown into her yard by Tianbu's wife as firewood.Goupiamos said: She took your stick and let the snake enter her yard to bite her.Cow Bell: Get into her crotch and bite her! To the east from the millpan is the soil valley, the valley below the wheat field, the wheat is also yellow, glowing with a kind of golden light, flocks of sparrows fly there, and every time a piece of black cloud falls down, and It flew up suddenly, and it turned out that there was a scarecrow standing in the wheat field.Curious that the scarecrow was doing well, Niu Ling ran down to have a look, but found a lot of thorns growing on the wheat field weir, so he pulled it out, and the dog urine moss stood in front of the scarecrow, and said loudly: "Who did this?" Cowbell said: "It's a horse spoon and water skin. Yesterday's? Come and see. It turned out that the scarecrow's face was made of paper pasted with a broken sieve, and the human face was actually painted like a dog's mossy face."Niu Ling grinned and said, "I want you to yell at the birds!" Goupimos said: "Don't wear a hat, let me be exposed to the rain and sun!" Niu Ling said: "What kind of hat should I wear? A four-type molecular hat?" Goupimos immediately realized why the scarecrow had to be painted as his face. It was because of his bad composition that he was asked to call the bird? He wanted to tear off the paper that painted the face, but he couldn't reach it. He said: "Damn it Whoever doesn’t want to paint his face can paint my face! You hugged me, and I tore my face off! Cowbell didn’t hug me, and said: Why tear it up? Dog urine moss said: They bullied me again! : No, why didn’t you draw the face of keeping the lamp? Maybe it’s because you are ugly and can scare the sparrows.The dog urine moss said: Am I ugly? Am I ugly?! Just jump up and tear it up, jump once, tear it up, jump again, and tear it up again.Niu Ling said: The party secretary is here! The two of them ran from the earthen weir in the wheat field. This earthen weir can reach the road obliquely, which is also the turning point of the road under Yijialing. Moss said: Where is the branch secretary? Niu Ling said: I coaxed you.The wheat on both sides closes and separates suddenly in the wind, exuding an indescribable fragrance.The dog pee moss blamed the cowbell for coaxing him, but he was immediately excited by the fragrance. He also pulled up three thorns on the weir, and saw that there were five or six more in front of him. Said: "It's a good thing to turn a blind thing into a good thing. It's such a good wild vegetable!" Turning around, Niu Ling was sitting there eating wheat. mouth.

Gou Uitao said: Ah, do you eat the wheat from the production team? Niu Ling said: You eat too, no one knows. The dog urine moss said: I don't eat it. Niu Ling stroked it again, rubbed it, stuffed it in his mouth, and said, "You don't want to eat it? The dog urine moss said: I dare not eat it. Niu Ling said: I am good, I am not afraid! But the dog pee moss also jumped over at once, saying: They are all members of the production team. If you can eat it, I can eat it too! So I took a handful of wheat ears into my arms, rubbed the grains, and rubbed the chaff to eat. .The wheat grains were soft, and they were a bit sticky when they were bitten open. The two of them swallowed hard, and the white noodle juice flowed down from the corners of their mouths.The cow bell said: delicious? The dog pee moss said: fragrant! But a voice sounded like a thunderbolt: damn it, spit out the wheat you ate! Goupiati and Cowbell were completely out of their wits, paralyzed on the ground and couldn't get up, some people would giggled and laughed, and when Goupiati looked up, he was standing in a trough not far from them. The dog urine moss stood up and said: I only ate a handful. Bacao said: Just eat it, it scares you, such a big wheat field, let's see how much you can eat! The dog pee moss smiled brightly under the sun.Niu Ling also flattered to give the plucked thorn butterfly dish to Bacao, but Bacao didn't want it, and said: I was thinking of finding two people, and you two came! If you want to eat, eat more, and you will be full Let me tell you something. The dog urine moss said: If you don’t eat it, your stomach will hurt if you eat it again. Bacao said: Well, follow me. Goupimoss and Cowbell didn't know where Bacao told them to go or what to do, but they went obediently.Walking to the side of the road, Ba Tiao will kick down, let them also kick in the wheat field.On the road, there are not many cars passing by, and from time to time there are students in tandem carrying backpacks and holding small flags.Goupiati said: What are you doing here? Bacao said: Grab the military cap! Goupiati thought he heard it wrong, and said: Grab the military cap? Bacao said: Grab the military cap! Goupiamo said: Ah?! Bacao said: That military cap must look good on me.Goupiamos turned and left, but Bacao grabbed him.Goupiamos said: I dare not! Bacao said: Dare to eat the wheat from the production team? If you two don’t listen to me, I will hand you both over to the branch secretary! Niu Ling said: Brother Bacao will scare us.Bacao said: Not to scare.It's nothing to grab a military cap, don't you just love to wear a hat.I snatched one, how about grabbing one for each of you? The dog pee moss and the cow bell didn't resist anymore. Bacao let the dog pee moss to sit on the front curb, and then let the cow bell sit on the next curb, exhorting: once a student comes over on the road, and this student is wearing a military cap, the dog pee moss will cough loudly Take a moment; while the cowbell is watching from below, after hearing the cough of the dog pee moss, there is no one there, so he should cough.Goupiamo said: What if I can’t cough? Bacao said: You must cough! Goupiamo and Cowbell went up and down the road respectively, and Bacao was still kicking in the wheat field. Goupimos was still nervous, so he shouted from the side of the road: No wolves! ——In Gulu Village at night, if the wolves were over, the villagers would shout like this, and they should embolden themselves.The dog pee moss didn't want to call to the cow bell, but the cow bell responded: no wolf! ——so angry that he threw a stone at the dog pee moss, and threw a stone at the cow bell. There is no more sound. A group of students came, it was a group, they all wore military caps, and walked down in a grand manner, without making a sound.Three more students came over, and among them was a woman wearing a military cap, who still hadn't coughed.The sun gave him a headache, so he plucked some grass and wove a grass ring to wear on his head.At this time, a student finally came over from the road. The student was tall, but the yellow schoolbag on his back was strapped tightly to his body. He was wearing a military cap, which had probably been washed many times. The green is almost white, and there is a small flag in his hand.The dog urine moss immediately coughed, the sound was not loud, and then continued to cough.Then, the cowbell under the highway also coughed, and Bacao came out of the wheat field.The road was higher than the wheat field, so he stood at the edge of the road and waved to the student.The student walked to the side of the road, bent down and said, "Did you call me?" Bacao suddenly jumped up and took off the student's hat. The student shrank back after being startled, but Bacao didn't take it off.Seeing it, Goupiamo thought that Bacao couldn’t grab it, could he grab it if he didn’t go on the road? However, Bacao pounced forward like a wolf, pressed his stomach on the roadside, and hugged him with both hands. One of the student's legs was caught, and the student fell down and pulled into the cornfield.The student supported the ground with the flag stick in his hand, but failed, and grabbed the grass on the side of the road. The grass broke, and then both of them disappeared, only a piece of wheat was swaying.Gou Niati became nervous, and was dumbfounded when he saw the cow bell standing in the distance.Suddenly, Bacao shouted: Come on, come on! The dog peeing moss did not move, the heart was beating, but the cow bell ran past. Niu Ling ran over and saw Ba Cao and the students rolling in the wheat field together.The bully said: I only want your hat! The student said: Why should I give you my hat? The bully said: It is easy for you city people to get hats.The student said: I am wearing this hat to make a revolution! The bully said: You are a revolution, and I am also a revolution! The student said: I bought it with ten badges.It was only then that Ba Cao discovered that there were still two small badges pinned to the student's chest, both of which were Chairman Mao.He pressed the student hard and tried to grab the hat again. The student was holding the hat with both hands and kicking hard with both feet.The bully trough was about to be turned over several times, so he said to the cowbell: Press his leg, press his leg! The cowbell pressed the student's leg.The student couldn't move, but he grabbed the cap from his head in his right hand, and hit Bacao's face with his left hand, causing Bacao's nose to bleed.Ba Cao wiped his nose and said, "Ah, you caused this bloody incident!" He also hit the student with his fist in the face, and the student lay flat, and his limbs no longer resisted.Ba Cao took off the hat and put it on his own head. At the same time, he grabbed the badge of Chairman Mao on the student's chest. Because he grabbed it too hard, there were two small holes in the clothes.The students turned up again to grab the badge, but Bacao threw the badge to the cowbell and said: Get out! He ran along the ridge in the wheat field and disappeared.When the badge was thrown over, the cowbell didn't catch it, and when he saw the bully running away, he also got into the wheat field and ran. The student got up and cried there, and after a cry, he got on the road.In the distance there is still dog urine moss.The student raised his fist, stared at Goupiamo, and said: What is this place? Goupiamo said: Gulu Village.The student said: I remember Gulu Village, I will come again! The dog pee moss said: You are still insane, why don’t you run fast?! The student wiped his face, there was still nosebleed on his face, and ran quickly from the road gone. Bacao and Cowbell emerged from the wheat field, Bacao's nose was a little swollen, but he was wearing sunglasses and a washed-up military cap.People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, military caps and sunglasses are so consistent, and it is only the sunglasses and military caps that make Bacao different and majestic! Niu Ling said: "Look at Brother Bacao!" Goupiati said: It’s not like people from Gulu Village! Bacao stood upright and walked a few times on the road, with big steps and straight legs. He said: Then listen, we can connect together if we have the opportunity , I'll take you with me! They began to search for Chairman Mao's badge in the wheat field. They searched for a single piece of wheat several times but failed to find it. Then they expanded the area and searched for the wheat stalks one by one, and finally found it.The badge is only the size of a fingernail, and it is made of copper. It is Chairman Mao's head, and behind the head is a golden light coil.Goupiamos said: Good people have said that all people’s heads emit light. Some people have small light and some people have big light. Chairman Mao can shine such a big light! Bacao said: Didn’t you see the slogan in the town, Chairman Mao It’s the sun, of course it’s bright! But Goupiati couldn’t read, and he didn’t know what was written on the slogan, so he took a badge from Bacao’s hand and said: You have a military cap, and Niu Ling and I will share this badge. pieces.But Bacao took the badge back and said: I called you just now, why didn't you come? Goupitiao said: I can't beat people.Bacao said: You can also add wind by blowing the lamp with farts, but you will be gone at the critical moment! I won’t give you for now.A cowbell was given.Dog urine moss was angry, he had cowbells, but he didn’t give them to him, he said: It’s not fair! Bacao said: What kind of fairness have you ever seen in this world, what is fair to me in Gulu Village? If you don’t give it to you, it’s you If you don't behave positively, you will be punished! The dog peeed and sat on the ground with his mouth pouted and his face hanging.Bacao and Niuling were already on the road, and they told him to go, but he didn't go, and when they were far away, they began to cry.