Chapter 18 Section 18

The good man originally said the invisibility cloak helplessly, but the brain of the dog's urine moss was like a bell, and it struck the spirit with a bang.When I got home and slept, I was still thinking about the invisibility cloak.Really, it would be great if there was an invisibility cloak. He can go wherever he likes. For example, he is going to Xing Kai’s house. Did Xing Kai boil the soup made of neem seeds to abort? The medicine and medicine dregs are poured at the base of the courtyard wall, and you can know it at a glance.For example, you can go to the branch secretary's house. He has seen the branch secretary's wife drying snacks on a mat in the courtyard. I can't see it, the party secretary's son can't see it, neither pigs nor chickens can see it.He also has to sit under the itchy tree at the branch secretary's house to see who will come to give gifts.Has Tianbu ever given a gift? Has he probably given a gift? Feng Youliang, Ye Tugen, and Bai Changkuan must have given it. Feng Youliang and Bai Changkuan are foreign surnames, and they want to curry favor with the branch secretary. Besides, they are carpenters and masons, and they go out to earn money Is it possible not to have a good relationship with the branch secretary? The farther the bully is from the branch secretary, the closer they will be to the branch secretary.Dongsheng and Lizhu were also definitely given away. Lizhu is so stupid, how could he go to the kiln? There was also Shuipi, 100% given away, and Goupiati saw that Shuipi gave leeks and pumpkins, but he didn’t. Dim sum, that ghost letter! By the way, put on the invisibility cloak and go to Shuipi's house. Shuipi can speak well outside, and is always polite. People are always good-tempered, and they only curse when they are at home. After eating dim sum, I must scold the dog for eating the dim sum, and my stomach hurts after eating it.Oh, to go to Baldy Jin’s house, to Mazi Hei’s house, it’s best to spit in their bowls or slap their ears when they are eating, they can’t see them and think they are ghosts.The ghosts will come and beat you three times a day.Mazi Hei is tall, so he has to get on the stool and slap Gou Ri in the face, slap him in the face!

The dog peeed in a daze, and swung his hand out of the bed, knocking over the kerosene lamp on the Kang wall with a bang.The mother-in-law didn't sleep, she was cutting her paper flowers under the lamp, the kerosene lamp fell on the kang, hurriedly picked up the lamp pot, the dog urine moss also woke up, went to touch the matches, and lit the lamp again, the kerosene had already been poured on the lid On the jacket on the quilt.The mother-in-law couldn't wipe off the kerosene, so she pulled the dog's urine moss's leg and twisted it. The dog's urine moss lay on the kang and beat her ass.Knowing that he had done something wrong again, Goupiati didn't say a word, and let his mother-in-law beat him, who made his butt turn red.The mother-in-law stopped fighting, and sat panting, but said: Are you dreaming? The dog pee moss made up a lie and said: In the dream, I was fighting with someone.The mother-in-law said: Do you always fight with people in your dreams? Who can you beat, and can you stand being beaten? Do you fight with someone?! When you get angry again, you pull up the dog's urine moss, pull up the dog's urine moss or About the same height as sitting.The mother-in-law said: I told you to stay in the house obediently. You can’t stay in the house all day long, but you still want to fight with others! Oh, why can’t I wake you up! The dog urine moss said: Am I a baby? Can't help it in the house?The mother-in-law said: If you can’t stay still, you have to stay! When will you be old-fashioned! The dog urine moss said: Let me be a mouse, so I can grow a beard when I am young?! Moss's mouth, covered the quilt with dog urine moss, and went to find soda noodles to wipe the oil stains on the jacket.

Gou Diamo was not angry with his mother-in-law, he felt that he had hit the pockmarked black anyway.Wake up at dawn, take the urine from the bucket to the plot to sprinkle wheat seedlings, before the wheat got up, a rabbit was running there, and the dog peeed loudly: "Rabbit! Rabbit! The rabbit jumped into the air, bent like a bow , jumped over the ditch and ran to the southeast.In a wheat field not far away, Mazihei was also spreading ashes.Seeing Mazihei, Goupiitai said in his heart: I beat you! It turned out that Mazihei's left cheek was swollen. Dog urine moss said: Who hit you in the face?

Ma Zihei said: I have a toothache.Who hit me? The person who hit me hasn't been in Gulu Village yet! Dog urine moss said: There are two people who can beat you. Ma Zihei said: Who? Goupiamos said: Bacao beat you. Ma Zihei said: Didn’t he leave? He should be dead when he leaves. Who else is there? Dog urine moss said: Wearing an invisibility cloak. Ma Zihei said: Invisibility cloak? The dog urine moss didn't say anything, he picked up the urine bucket, and walked away with a stiff neck. It rained at noon, spring rain is as expensive as oil, and the wheat seedlings in the field are all upright, and Goupitiao is thankful that he spilled his urine on the field in the morning.However, although the rain was not heavy, it continued to fall until the evening.Almost all the villagers wore straw hats or straw rain capes. The dog urine moss did not have a straw rain cape. Instead, there was a piece of green plastic cloth with two corners sewn together to cover it from head to leg.He thought it was weird, last night he hit pockmarked black in his dream, and pockmarked black face was swollen, then, he also went to Shuipi's house, went to branch secretary's house, did they have any changes? Walking along the alley, no one paid any attention to him in the alley. The fish was crying the day before yesterday, and now he is using a shovel to divert the water from the eaves to the urinal. He glanced at him and shoveled the soil without saying a word. The cow bell was clearly standing The person at the gate of the courtyard didn't speak either.Why did they see him as if they didn’t see him? Did they see him wearing an invisibility cloak? Could this plastic sheet be able to hide? Dog urine moss suddenly felt that it must be the plastic sheet that could be invisible! The function is that it can become invisible after having a dream?

Goupimos got excited and went to Shuipi's house, but the courtyard door of Shuipi's house was locked, and Goupimos' attempt failed, so he raised his foot and kicked a muddy footprint on the door leaf.At this time, a group of people came over from the alley, including a branch secretary, a mill, a fat black man, and Tianbu.The dog urine moss didn't run away, but stood under the courtyard wall. He wanted to pee, thinking: They can't see me. But Tianbu was shouting: What are you doing, hey, what are you doing! The dog does not squeak in the moss and is still peeing. Tianbu came up and kicked him, saying: Secretary Zhang of the commune is here, are you peeing in the alley?!

The dog urine moss said: Did you see that I was peeing? Tianbu said: Is that dog urine? Get out of here! Only then did Goupimo know that the plastic sheet was not invisible, it was because the fish deliberately ignored him, and it was because Niu Ling saw him and ignored him. The production team loves to hold meetings on rainy days, and sure enough there was a meeting in the evening, even when the pot was full. Xingkai helped him to the long stool in the public house, where he didn't sit down, but lay there.Throughout the meeting, the party secretary was the one who spoke. He said that in the afternoon, Secretary Zhang of the commune came to lead the village inspection.The leader went to the village office, then went to the Yaoshen Temple, and asked who lived in the Yaoshen Temple. He said that there were good people living there. The leader said that he let the good people return to vulgarity from the temple. It's so narrow, the tables, chairs and benches should be replaced.Ah, this is the leader criticizing us, and also caring about us! He said that he wanted to tell the commune members a good news, that is, the leader said that the commune had reached the quota of ten walking tractors, which was originally not considered for Gulu Village. In view of the excellent work of Gulu Village and the poor conditions, a quota was allocated to Gulu Village.He said that in the end, the leader asked him what problems and difficulties he had. He told the leader that there were no problems or difficulties. Gulu Village is a Hongqi village.He said, however, that he concealed one thing, that is bullying. He originally wanted to report it, but then canceled the idea, because a person has been away for so long. The village has not cut the tail of capitalism. If it goes out to beg for food, it will discredit socialism again.The secretary of the party branch said so, and he talked about the time he could eat five pots of smoke. People thought that the meeting was all about it, but then announced four more decisions.These four decisions are: 1. The militiamen must conduct intensive training every ten days.2. The 18 mu of terraced fields on the back slope of Zhongshan Mountain should be repaired before the wheat harvest.3. The village office was moved to Yaoshen Temple, and the two public houses were sold to the public. After the price was approved, all members of Gulu Village, except for the four types of elements, could apply for purchase.After-sales models need to buy walking tractors, add two rack carts to the kiln, and replace the furniture in the new office.4. The benevolent move out of the kiln temple and live in the mountain temple on the top of Zhongshan Mountain. The mountain temple is close to the kiln, and the benevolent will go to the kiln to work in the future.

Gulu Village has some new decisions every spring, and this spring's decisions are important and come suddenly, and they are implemented urgently.Three days later, the benefactor moved out, and the terraced fields on the back slope of Zhongshan Mountain were under the charge of Mozi and construction started.The public house is even more spacious. The Yaoshen Temple is a courtyard house. Three of the five halls in the north are used as offices in the middle, and three wicker baskets are stored in each of the two sides. The grain reserves of Baogu, these grains are for emergency relief against natural disasters and man-made disasters, and no one can use them as a last resort.Then there are five jars containing various seeds and black beans that are used as concentrate for cattle.In the East and West Wings under the hall, the East Wing is filled with burnt porcelain goods, and the West Wing is full of common plows, ropes, shovels and branches, in addition to a table for night work. Columbine rakes, some wooden rafters and bamboo poles, as well as flags, gongs, drums and cores for playing social fire during the New Year.All this is left unsaid, but there is a lot of talk about the sale of public housing.Why do you want to sell public housing? Is it just to buy walking tractors, racks, and office furniture? Who can buy it? There is no shortage of housing in Gulu Village. He can buy it in the dilapidated old house. But once the boss is gone, who else needs to buy a house? It seems that no one wants to buy a house. The party secretary should be clear about this situation. Why did this decision be made?

Dog urine moss and cow bell ignored these doubts. What they cared about was still work, so they went to the party secretary again, saying that they wanted to repair the terraced fields on the eastern slope of Zhongshan, and they should be allowed to work to earn work points. .The branch secretary finally agreed, but the work for the cow bell was four parts a day, and the dog urine moss was only three parts, because after the Spring Festival, the cow bell grew a bit taller, and the dog urine moss still didn't grow.On the terraced field construction site, Mozi, Changkuan, and Bald Jin built stone weirs. The big stones for the weirs were dug from the mountains, and the small pads in the middle of the big stones were cowbells and dog urine moss to pick up on the roadside and the field. Those slurry stones.The dog urine moss is weak, so it was hard to pick up a cage of slurry stones, and he lifted it up, and Bald Jin poured the slurry stones into the cracks of the big rocks, and scolded: Do you use a big cage, too, and carry it for a long time Is it filling between the teeth?! The dog pee moss held back and went to pick it up again, until all ten fingers were ground to blood, and the shoes on the feet were crooked and the uppers of the shoes were crooked. Urging him, even Chang Kuan also urging him, scolding them not to come to work if they can't do it, this work point is easy to mess up? Tired, the two of them took turns to go to the shelter to pee, go to pee, and take a break while peeing and peeing Xie, pee and Xie picked up a slurry stone and smashed the shit into the air, saying: You are bald gold! You are a mill! You are length and width!

Shuipi carried the lime mortar bucket and painted slogans on the empty walls in the village. He was still going back and forth to help stabilize the ladder, but the words painted on the walls seemed to be different from the previous ones.The dog urine moss passed under the wall, and went back and forth just to go to the toilet. He said: Shui Pi, the characters used to be written squarely, why are they written flat now?Gou Uitao said: Standing up? Standing up still looks like lying down? Shui Pi said: The slave body is not standing up. I can’t tell you if you are uneducated! Gou Uitao stopped talking and said: You can write easily , Building terraces exhausted me to death! Shuipi said: Those who work hard rule people, and those who work hard rule people.Gou Uitao said: What do you mean? Shui Pi said: You deserve it! Gou Uitai said: Oh, I didn’t give the branch secretary a snack, I deserve it.Shuipi said: "Well, you write it, you write it!" Of course Goupimos can't write, so Shuipi laughed and said: Tell the branch secretary, let me stabilize the ladder for you, I'm sure it's better than going back and forth , I can still give you a little walk.Shuipi said: Is that right? Dog urine moss said: Yes yes.Shuipi said, "I'll tell you when you go under the ladder."Goupiamos went down the ladder, Shui Pi stood on the ladder and shook the brush, the mortar covered Goupiamos, said: I don’t want you! Goupiamos walked away, cursing: I’ll plant you off the ladder !

Finally, the branch secretary also knew that Cow Bell and Goupi Moss could not work on the terraced field construction site, so he assigned them to work in the kiln. They ran around and did some odd jobs. Goupimos and Niuling thought that the branch secretary was good, ah, the branch secretary was good. If the branch secretary didn't let Shuipi write slogans, the branch secretary would be even better. In the kiln, the good man helps to produce silt in winter. The good man usually doesn’t talk much, but just works with his head depressed. But as soon as he takes a break, whenever someone asks about his illness, the good man will change to another person, and he can talk as much as he can. overflowed.Niu Ling said to the dog pee moss: Thanks to his mouth, if it was made of wood and stone, it would have rotted ten times or eight times! Gou pee moss said: "Don't you see him reading books? Know?! They felt that Shanren was an unusual person. How could there be such an unusual person in Gulu Village?

After working in the kiln for three days, on the fourth day, when resting, the good man put the water basin on the top of the kiln. The temperature on the top of the kiln is high, and the water quickly heats up. So I sneaked to the mountain temple on the top of Zhongshan to see the rarity.The door of the mountain temple has long been rotten. A fence door was tied with corn stalks. The chains were not locked. Push it open. The temple is really too small. There is a new kang inside, and a stove is connected to the kang. A window, a table in front of the window, and three urns for food and sundries. In the rest of the room, there are only two futons and a brazier.Gouiati said: Oh, the mountain god is not tall! There is no statue of the mountain god in the mountain temple, and there are no murals on the wall. Niu Ling said: How do you know that the mountain god is not tall? Gouiati said: The temple is so small! They looked around on the kang and in the urn, hoping to find something to eat, such as walnuts, persimmons, and sweet potato slices, but there were none.Niu Ling went to the corner of the pot to look for it again, and the dog peeed moss and said, "Let me sit on the futon."When a good person sits on a futon, his legs can be crossed and placed on his legs, but dog urine moss cannot be placed on it.Niu Ling said: "Ah, eggs, let's take the eggs and boil them on the top of the kiln!" But the dog pee moss cried out as if stung by a scorpion: "Ah flowers, flowers!" Niu Ling said: "It's a ghost, the eggs are hidden here, take How many? Dog urine moss said: more than a dozen? Cowbell said: only six in total.After taking two of them, I found that Goupiati was standing outside the door with his head flattened, still saying, "Ah flowers! Flowers!" Cowbell also looked out, asking what kind of flowers, where are flowers? Become a bird and fly.Looking at the flying birds circling in the air, Niu Ling recognized that they were the group of birds that used to live on the kiln temple, with red beaks and white tails.So he hit Goupiati on the head and said: Do you recognize birds? Flowers, flowers, flowers like your head! Goupiati was puzzled. He saw that there were more than a dozen flowers on the tree, and the flowers suddenly turned into birds? Then Do all birds turn into flowers?! When they brought the eggs to the kiln, they also took a clay basin filled with water and put it on the top of the kiln. The good man said: "If you want to take more, take as many as you want, and cook one for each person in the kiln!" The good man kept washing his hair and didn't pay attention to them. The dog pee moss thought it was strange, he laughed and said, "Master, good man, we want to taste the taste of your eggs?" The good man said: It tastes like chicken fart. The dog urine moss said: Hey.You only have six eggs, please get more. The good man said, "Someone will come to deliver them in a while!" The group of birds appeared on the wooden pole beside the kiln again. They lined up, all stretched their necks, sang in unison, and then flew down the mountain suddenly.Goupiamos once again saw that those birds were flowers when they stood still, and they became birds when they flew up.After a while, the flock of birds came again, but this time they did not land on the wooden pole beside the kiln, but flew up the hill one by one, and stood on the branches of the white bark pine. Cowbell was boiling eggs, Dongsheng was pouring water into the mud pond, muttering and scolding someone, the face of the lamp guard was hanging all the time, he was shoveling coal, after a few shovels, the shovel was hard on the stone, and the pillar When I was packing up the earth truck, the rear panel fell off and was wrapped with wire, and I scolded: What kind of shovel are you using? It is the shovel of the production team! The good man washed his head, went to carry the pottery, and smiled when he pissed the dog, the dog Diamos looked at the good man with his eyes narrowed and long when he smiled, and felt that he should respond with a smile, so he smiled. On the small road under the kiln, Kaihe walked up, holding the egg wrapped in a towel in his hand, and shouted: Good man, good man! —— Dongsheng in the mud pond ran over and said, "Why are you calling a benevolent person?" Kai He said: What can you call a good person to do, say you are sick. Dongsheng said: Why are there so many diseases? The good people don't do much work in the kiln, either they are called or they are invited. Kai He said: Who loves to get sick? My wife has a heartache during the Chinese New Year. Is it not enough to take traditional Chinese and Western medicine? Dongsheng said: Money has to be scattered, open and close, people can't afford to earn too much money! Kaihe said: Dongsheng, when others say this, you can't say it... The dog urine moss and the cow bell ran down from the top of the kiln. The good man said that someone wanted to deliver eggs, and Kai Hei, who delivered the eggs, came! Cow bell accepted the towel bag in Kai He's hand and said: "Good man, Do you have a good life, do you have eggs to eat every day?! Open the bag and say: Why are there only four? Open and close and say: The chicken laid four.Niu Ling said: Why don't you mention more tofu? Open and close said: Hehe.Niu Ling said to the good man: You have spoken, and you want to cook one for everyone in the kiln. I will cook it for you! Of course he was happy to have eggs and eat dog urine moss, but the dog urine moss really admired the kindness of the good man, so he asked the good man: How do you know that someone came to deliver eggs? The good man said: You ask your mother-in-law, other people don’t know how to cut paper flowers, how does she make them look like? Goupimos didn't think the mother-in-law was so amazing, he said: You taught me to talk about illness. The good man said: You also learn? The good man didn't say that he taught, nor did he say that he didn't teach. He slapped the dirt on his body and was about to follow Kaihe down the mountain. Li Zhu was not happy, and said, "You are going down the mountain again. How can I remember this work for you?" Dongsheng said: "Let Let’s go, let’s go, he’s going to say he’s sick, he’s not going to hang out, I won’t eat boiled eggs, you can eat two! The good man followed Kaihe and left.Goupiati said: Oh, you have no objection to letting the good people come to the kiln. It turns out that there are often eggs to eat! Dongsheng said: Why did he give us eggs to eat? We live a serious life! Goupiati said: I know, he didn't teach me, because he was afraid that I would share the eggs? After the eggs were boiled for a while, Lizhu went up to the top of the kiln to see if the eggs were cooked. He took one out of the water basin and peeled it and ate it, and then peeled another one and ate it. Peeled the eggs, the eggs were white and tender, and suddenly raised his hand and said: "A good man has been a monk, this egg can't marry a daughter-in-law, let it go! The dog urine moss and the cow bell depend on where the pillar left the egg. Watch it for a while." , I didn't see where Liu was going, and when I turned around, Lizhu's cheeks swelled up, and then I realized that I had been cheated, and the two of them rushed to take it out of Lizhu's mouth.Lizhu's body was too big to hold him down, dog pee moss scratched his armpits, Lizhu laughed, the egg stuck in his throat, he couldn't breathe for a while, and his face turned blue.Niu Ling said: He is going to die! The two ran away, and Dongsheng shouted from under the kiln: "Beat the back, beat the back!" The two hugged the pillar and beat on the back. The pillar made a clatter, and the eyes came alive .The dog pee moss said: Do you eat, do you eat more and take more! Li Zhu said: Beat it again, dog pee moss, beat it again. The dog pee moss thumped and stopped beating. From the mountain, he saw a person walking on the road with his chest stretched forward and his long arms thrown behind him. He said, "Cow bell, who do you think that is?" Niu Ling said: Isn't it bullying? The column is still saying: Whack it, whack it.Goupiamos said: It's bullying! He punched him bitterly.The pillars were yelling, and the dog pee moss and the cowbell had already blown down the mountain in a gust of wind.