Chapter 21 Section 61

A month later, it finally came the day when I met Lao Ou. The day I met Lao Ou coincided with the Qixi Festival, and it was raining lightly in Changsha, but it still couldn't relieve the stuffy heat. I've seen his photos, a middle-aged fat man with a flat head and full face, neither too good-looking nor too ugly. Li Menglu glanced from behind and said to Huba, was this face stepped on by a hippopotamus?It looks like a country mouse, and its nostrils are vases for green onions!Ouch, Huba, sister Tianya is your own sister, you can really be cruel. Huba smiled, glibly, and said, I knew you, Miss Li, were demanding, so I let Ai Tianya go.

Li Menglu smirked and said, come on.You are afraid that I will share.I heard it was a big fish.You are really mean, Boss Hu. Huba just laughed and said, I also want you to go out, but look at your teeth and claws, you are so small like a jade, a mouth will definitely scare people into shrunken eyes. Li Menglu ignored Huba and said, I heard that this man is looking for someone who is both pure and charming?Have you watched too many love action movies in Yadao Country?Is he looking for a wife or an AV actress? Huba smiled and said, men, sometimes they want their wives to look like AV actresses, but they don’t want to marry an actress back to be their wife.

Li Menglu slapped Hu Ba and said, Lao Hu, you are so lewd! I just looked up at the ceiling and pretended to be innocent, pretending that I didn't understand what they said at all. Huba asked Li Menglu, saying, what about you women?How do you want a man? AV actor? Li Menglu laughed and said, get the hell out of here, women are much simpler than your men, but I hope men treat her like a princess. After finishing speaking, she poked me and said, great writer, isn't she? Huba also looked at me and said to Li Menglu, so it's unrealistic for you women!Ah, you women all want to be princesses, but you don't know that what men want most is actually a snail girl.

Li Menglu was stunned for a moment, then said bitterly, that is!Can cook, can warm the bed, and is beautiful, and it is completely free to add upside down type, the most important thing is to love the poor boy!Speaking of which, she turned to look at me and said, great writer, tell me, what happened to their man recently?It's all a collective psychological shadow!It's fine if you don't dare to love women, and you can bear it when you are in heat with birds and beasts. How can they even get a disgusting cold shell and snail... Li Menglu seems to have stopped talking at this point.

Huba and I stretched our necks and looked at her. After a long while, she finally had a clear mind and popped out two words... JJ. After finishing speaking, she looked up at the clock on the wall and said, sister will not play with you anymore.I have to go and see Gu Lang, he has coughed up blood recently, when Bao Qi dies, I have to ask him to add money to my sister in the will, so that my sister has worked so hard for him for so many years. After Li Menglu left, Huba looked at me and said, "This Li Menglu, if you don't open your mouth, you look like a fairy girl. Once you open your mouth... At this point, Huba waved his hands and couldn't think of a suitable word." Well, anyway, it's a very regretful expression.

I was also stunned by Li Menglu's set of words. I thought to myself, fortunately I didn't question her about Wanwan, and the questioning was in vain. I don't know what words she will use to run me down. I also didn't dare to ask about Gu Lang, because I was afraid that I couldn't help but do the cheap thing again. Huba decided that Lao Ou and I would meet at Old Tree Coffee. That day, Huba put on his suit and went to drive his newly bought Santana. He stood in front of the car door, looking like a professional pig farmer in the countryside. He smiled at me and asked me to get in the car; Pigs sent to the slaughterhouse.

When I arrived in front of Old Tree Coffee, Huba looked at me and said, Tianya, are you ready? I just smiled at him, trying to reveal a trace of charm in my innocence. Huba couldn't help but touch his forehead, he had a desperate expression, he said, Ai Tianya, I want to make your face full of flair, not to make you write "I want an official" all over your face! My face turned black, and I slammed the car door and left. Damn, it's a free errand, and I still ask for so much. In the coffee shop, a female pianist in a royal blue dress played a piece of music that was familiar but could not be named under a fake tree.

I thought to myself, fortunately, Lao Ou is not a literary youth, otherwise, if I talk to me about Western music, classical literature, Renaissance, etc., I will definitely be ugly; Hainan Island knows me, and he said that I am a young woman dressed in literature and art. You son of a landlord, your eyebrows will be delighted when you talk about mundane things, but you will be exposed when you talk about elegant things. At this moment, a man in a brown plaid shirt smiled at me and got up quickly—— I finally met the legendary old Ou. He looks more energetic than in the photos. A middle-aged man can smile very shyly. His honest and honest expression reminds me of Lu Hubiao’s simple and honest father. I feel embarrassed. , I feel that it is heinous to deceive others' feelings.

In short, after the meeting, I realized that sometimes rumors are a very unreliable thing. The rumored old Ou, it is said that when he was young, he was a child without a father or a mother, groping around all day long, getting into the bureau like eating a potluck; Just make some mistakes and try to lock yourself in.Firstly, you don’t have to worry about spending the new year without worrying about food and clothing; secondly, you don’t have to worry about being alone when you have inmates during the new year. Later, one year, Lao Ou robbed the money of the old lady who scavenged waste, but the total change tickets wrapped in the torn handkerchief were only ten yuan. In a flash of inspiration, Lao Ou went to buy a lottery ticket.It doesn't matter if you buy this one, you won a huge prize.

The huge prize fell from the sky, and Lao Ou almost fainted. Later, he spent his days drinking and drinking, and as a result, a series of unlucky things happened from the sky - his shoulder blade was broken by a flowerpot when he passed by the community; His shadow seemed to surround him all the time, refusing to leave. Old Ou was scared. Suspicious ghosts, so Lao Ou found a fortune teller. The blind fortune teller made a calculation and said, Lao Ou had offended the nobleman. Old Ou said, who is the nobleman? The fortune teller said, whoever gave you the wealth equal to the sky is your noble person, you must offer it up like a Bodhisattva.

So, Lao Ou thought about it for a month, and after a month of unlucky luck, he finally figured out that the old lady who picked up waste was his noble person, so he tried his best to find the old lady who picked up waste, and sent a bunch of gifts. Then, the bad luck actually ended there. One day, Lao Ou had a whim and asked the old lady what wish she had. The old lady pointed to an open space in front of her dilapidated house, and said that she wanted to build a yard, grow vegetables and raise chickens. So, Lao Ou bought all the hundreds of acres in a big way, and the old lady almost fainted from fright.Then when building a chicken farm for the old lady, more than ten altars of gold were unearthed. Holding the gold ingot, Lao Ou finally believed that the old lady was a noble person.Soon after, the old lady said that her house was leaking, and it would be better to fix it.Lao Ou planned to rebuild it for her; a friend contacted Lao Ou and asked about real estate, but Lao Ou didn't understand, so he asked the old lady, and the old lady didn't understand, so the house was good.So under the good environment, Lao Ou exploded completely like a white wolf with empty gloves. A series of strange things, old Osi thought about it. For a noble person like the old lady, it would be better to be his own mother than to let her be his own Guanyin Bodhisattva. In this way, Lao Ou had a mother who was like a golden bump, and he respected the Bodhisattva every day, and his life became smoother. During these days, the old Bodhisattva had something on his mind, felt that he was old and wanted to have a grandson, so Lao Ou immediately planned to find a wife in peace, as if he had received an imperial decree. So, there was this scene of me sitting in front of him and drinking coffee with him. Lao Ou seemed to be quite satisfied with me, so he asked me to meet again the next day. On the way to send me back, he looked at the light rain outside the car window and said with emotion, saying that time is a good medicine (Note: Old Ou Nianbai means yue), but the wound of love actually hurt Cowherd and Weaver Girl for thousands of years Not healed. As soon as I heard it, I was in awe of Lao Ou's literary accomplishment. After getting the down payment, Huba was so excited that he said, Tianya, you are really my nobleman.I remembered the allusion of Lao Ou, for fear that he would recognize me as his mother when he got agitated. After a day of acting, I was exhausted physically and mentally. The two matters in one month, Huba here, I seem to have helped him out; but I can't make any progress in the divorce with Jiang Han, he has returned to the imperial capital because of business, and I am in Changsha Waiting for an opportunity like an air-dried chicken. In the evening, I dragged my legs back to the apartment, and Kang Tianqiao was there, holding Fugui in one hand and a book in the other, reading to Hu Dongduo the time-travel novel she was obsessed with recently. Hu Dongduo's splayed posture is just like the Queen Mother Niangnian who tore apart the Cowherd and Weaver Girl alive. When she saw me coming back, she quickly got up, her eyes were gurgling, she slanted towards my bedroom, and pouted. As soon as I entered the bedroom, I was surprised that Jiang Han was inspecting my room. It turned out to be him? ! When he saw me, he looked back, his eyes were flowing like a clear stream, he smiled brightly, and said, tsk tsk, it's really like Wang Baochuan staying in a cold kiln, you are waiting for your ruthless Gu family lover in this kind of residence what. ... ... ... As soon as I entered the bedroom, I was surprised that Jiang Han was inspecting my room. It turned out to be him? ! When he saw me, he looked back, his eyes were flowing like a clear stream, he smiled brightly, and said, tsk tsk, it's really like Wang Baochuan staying in a cold kiln, you are waiting for your ruthless Gu family lover in this kind of residence what. I frowned and said, aren't you in Beijing?why here? Jiang Han looked at me and said, oh, it's so broad.Does it matter where I am?Who are you to me?Oh, by the way, look at my brain, you are my legal wife!I'm wrong!I'm wrong!But there is no legal regulation, the husband cannot visit the wife's residence, right? I pointed to Kang Tianqiao outside the door, and signaled him to be careful what he said, otherwise, many people would know about this matter. Jiang Han smiled, with a peach blossom-like light in his eyes, and said, didn't you mention to Kang Tianqiao a long time ago that we were married? I said, didn't I deny him again!I was negligent! Jiang Han smirked, and said, so that's the case.I also mistakenly thought that after you married me, you felt extremely happy, and I wished that all the people in the world would be happy with you!For this reason, I also muttered, since you are showing off the happiness of marriage in front of others, why are you filing for divorce in front of me? I also mistakenly thought that you were doing this to increase the interest of the couple.Tut tut. I looked at him with contempt and said, I am in great pain, okay! Jiang Han smiled, put his mouth close to my ear, and said softly, no matter what I heard, I felt that my words were not what I meant. You were really into the drama when you kissed me that night. I spit on him and shut up. Jiang Han still smiled, pinched my face, and said, big head, this is self-inflicted. big head! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! %￥……& Because of the endless titles such as "short legs", "big head" and "Qingzhou honey", I hate Jiang Han to death. Many times, when I was writing a story, I ran to the mirror, and I felt sad when I looked in the mirror. I think my legs are quite long, I think my head is not too big, and I don’t think I am so crazy field... The allusion about "Qingzhou honey"... ahem... I'd better not tell you. After being silent for a long time, I looked serious, trying to block the embarrassment, and said, what are you doing here?Divorce me? Jiang Han lowered his head and lowered his eyes. Under the dim light, his thick and long eyelashes formed a small shadow in the eye socket. He gently picked up a strand of my hair, like a flirtatious landlord molesting a little maid, and said It’s like a play—on the Qixi Festival, the Weaver Girl meets the Cowherd; the long night is long, and he also misses the spring for the little star. When he mentioned "little star", I wanted to burn myself again. After Jiang Han and Kang Tianqiao left, Hu Dongduo said, Tianya, look, in front of Jiang Han, you look like a little boy who has been around for a long time. After finishing speaking, she patted my shoulder again and said, Tianya, stop loliing!Show off your sister-in-law's aura and wipe out this evildoer!