Chapter 4 Section 44

There is an old saying how to say comer?Older gingers are more spicy! When Jiang Han and I were making a small determination to divorce, the next morning, my mother came running with a sword on her back after morning exercises, saying that she wanted to see my marriage certificate. I looked at her hesitantly, feeling weak, what are you doing again? My mother was very polite, holding a Tai Chi sword, holding a small sword flower, and said without squinting, just to compare it with my and your father's one, to see the progress of the times. I was full of doubts, but when I saw the sword in her hand, I went back to the house and rummaged through it, found out the marriage certificate, and handed it to her with both hands.

As soon as the marriage certificate was in hand, my mother returned to the essence of a queen. She put away the sword and said, I'll keep it for you, so that you won't lose it! Eighteen chapters of a bolt from a blue sky. I almost wanted to rush over to grab that marriage certificate back, without it, what would I use to get a divorce. woo woo~ When I turned my head and cried to Jiang Han about this matter, Jiang Han looked at me slyly, and he said, Ai Tianya, do you not want to divorce me at all?Are you very reluctant? I can't argue with it. Jiang Han put his hands in his pockets, looked at the sky, looked at the ground, finally looked at me, and said, okay.Since ancient times, good things take time.Our divorce is still a long way off.In short, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.After speaking, he patted me on the shoulder with a serious expression like a party member cadre.

There is a saying that Jiang Han said is right, that is "our divorce is still a long way away", at first, I thought it would take ten days, half a month, a month at most, to get my mother drunk, buy Lao Ai, and steal Marriage certificate, then successful divorce.However, I would never have imagined that this divorce battle would last for many years. The biggest reason for this evil result was an incoming call from Jiang Han's mobile phone. At that time, Jiang Han’s mobile phone was still in the hands of my mother. He was under the surveillance of my mother 24 hours a day. Originally, the mobile phone was turned off. Later, my mother thought that the marriage certificate was settled, and the mobile phone should be Give it back to her son-in-law.

In fact, just return it, she insisted on turning on the phone and returning it, saying that this is the perfect return. Regrettably, shortly after turning on the phone, when the old man came with lotus steps, trying to return it to Jiang Han, a call came in, and the word "Qin Xin" was displayed on the phone screen. In fact, the Jiang Han in front of me has always been a cynical playboy, but the Jiang Han I have never seen before is the kind of cautious person.For example, for the storage settings of the mobile phone number, he will never use the names "father" and "mother". In order to prevent accidents after theft, he sets all the standard names.

At this moment, his mother, Qin Xin, was on the phone. It's strange, the name Qin Xin is too feminine, if the name of the caller is "Kang Tianqiao", I guess my mother won't be over-hearted, if she isn't over-hearted, she won't be troublesome, if she doesn't be troublesome, she will be Hand over the phone to Jiang Han instead of picking it up by himself. Yes, my miraculous and eventful mother answered the call, planning to repel all women who threatened her daughter, she said with great dignity: Hello. Qin Xin on the other end of the phone was obviously confused by the "Hello". She asked instinctively, who are you?Is this Jiang Han's call?

When my mother heard the voice of a woman who was almost the same age as her, she felt relieved, and she was not so proud, but joy needs to be shared, so she almost used that happy little voice to talk to the stranger on the phone. The woman shared her happiness, she said, this is Jiang Han's call, I am Jiang Han's mother. Qin Xin on the other end of the phone was directly struck by lightning, and her internal organs were all shattered. She couldn't find Bei for a while, and she said to herself, you are his mother, so who am I? Fortunately, Qin Xin is a formidable character, so she quickly calmed down and asked, are you his mother?

My mother was originally a fairy-level person, but unfortunately at this moment, she is already satisfied with the low-level joy of being a mother-in-law, so she continued happily, yes, I am his mother.In fact, it was his mother-in-law.Is there anything you need? father-in-law-mother-in-law This was simply a thunderstorm, with strong winds, lightning, and tsunami, overwhelming Qin Xin. When Jiang Han saw that my mother was holding his phone, with a face full of joy to share happiness with others, he rushed up quickly and answered the phone, but unfortunately, it was too late. When Qin Xin's voice came from the other end of the phone, Jiang Han almost threw himself on the ground. He pretended to be calm and shouted: Mom——

My mother looked even more joyfully on the side, and said, ah, it turned out to be my mother-in-law, come on, come on, let me say a few more words. Jiang Han begged me for help with a bitter face, I rushed forward, dragged my mother who was still full of thoughts into the room, and quickly turned on the TV, a Korean drama was playing in it, and there was the Three Souls that the male protagonist had already fascinated my mother Wu Dao, so my mother entered the role at the speed of a leopard and began to wipe tears.In this situation and the scene, my mother's role changed so quickly that I was shocked and dumbfounded.

When I ran to Jiang Han's place, Jiang Han was anxiously explaining to his mother, he said, Mom, I am visiting patients in a mental hospital.Ah, yes, it was a female patient.Even if you don't believe that I'm in a mental institution, you should believe that your son has no interest in marriage. I feel so embarrassed, your mother is the mental patient, and your whole family is. Qin Xin on the other end of the phone naturally wouldn't believe Jiang Han's arguments, but she wouldn't believe the news of Jiang Han's marriage. At most, she thought it was a prank, so she didn't ask more about it.She asked Jiang Han, with a somewhat reproachful tone, have you returned to China?Why don't you speak to me?

Jiang Han smiled and said, I'm too bored, come back and have a look. The latter was probably Qin Xin's words urging him to go back. I didn't hear the specific words, because Jiang Han went outside the door when he spoke, and his voice was quite low. The atmosphere between their mother and son felt a little weird. I suddenly remembered what Kang Tianqiao said, the reason why Jiang Han went to America was because of something happened to his political father. Because of Qin Xin's phone call, Jiang Han, who originally decided to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to file for a divorce with me, seemed to be unable to spare his precious time. That afternoon, he took Xiao Tong and the marriage certificate. permit to leave my house.I also ignored my protests and howls of rolling all over the floor.

When my mother sent her new son-in-law away, she felt heartbroken and said, Jiang Han, how about spending the New Year here? Jiang Han was a little embarrassed, looked at me, and said, wait until later. As soon as my mother heard the word "later", she was full of longing, as if she saw the grand scene of my wedding with Jiang Han when I graduated a year later, and she was the mother-in-law, so she didn't care about being reserved, even herself His daughter was also betrayed, and he said, how about letting Tian Ya and the child go back to celebrate the New Year with you? Jiang Han smiled, hugged the little boy, and said politely, I miss it too.However, Tianya seems to have no time... My mother immediately answered, saying, she has plenty of time, doesn't she, Tianya? The thing I hate most is my mother's attentive appearance, as if the top priority in a woman's life is to get married.So, I was very puzzled and spoiled my mother's interest, and I said, no time! At that moment, my mother's eyeballs were about to burst into flames, and she pinched my ass. (⊙o⊙) Ah!I let out a scream, held back my tears and maintained my unshakable integrity, and shouted, if I'm not free, I'm not free! Jiang Han carried the little boy into the car, I squinted my eyes, looked at his tall and straight back, and not only sighed, if a man is in good shape, he will look very handsome if he holds a baby. My mother pushed and shoved me, asking me to say goodbye to Jiang Han, but I finally bit the bullet and rushed forward with my butt sprained. Jiang Han rolled down the car window and looked at me, with a complicated expression on his face again, he waved his hand and said, let's go back, it's cold. I looked at him resentfully, and I said, why are we getting divorced when you are gone?Jiang, don't make it impossible for me to get married. Jiang Han was a little angry, and it felt like "Ai Tianya, I gave you a handsome man to be your husband for nothing, and you got cheap and good-looking." He looked at me, reached out his hand, and patted me lightly like a pet dog. Take a look at my head and say, stay at home and wait for me to come back!Let's leave! Jiang Han's words, eleven words, moved me to tears.I looked at him affectionately. At that moment, the two of us were like a couple who were parting from each other. The man said to the woman - "Wait at home for me to come back, and I will marry you!" The little boy was sitting on the child safety seat, with big eyes, waving his chubby hands at me, and yelled again ecstatically—Mom. I really wanted to plunge headlong into Jiang Han's car. Jiang Han was stunned for a moment, and suddenly, his beautiful eyes glistened with tenderness that made his heart beat faster. His eyes were fixed on me, and his voice was surprisingly gentle, and he said, before, I always didn’t understand, little boy Why do I always catch you calling mom, now I understand... I froze for a moment, his sudden tenderness would always make me think about it, although I have never liked Jiang Han, but I have to admit that he is a man who is extremely easy to make people think about, with sculpted eyebrows and handsome eyes. I thought he would tell me what the prince often said to Cinderella in the idol drama. In the end, he smiled, patted my head, and said, he always calls your mother because you are young , but looks old!Hahaha…… Before I could fight back, he walked away. Finally, don't forget to warn me that although we will divorce in the future, when we are still a legal couple, you'd better not let my head be full of green lights, Mrs. Jiang!Then, he smiled and rolled up the window. In the snow, I was the only one left, full of grievances, and could only kick the snow on the snow to vent.