Chapter 2 Section 42

The depressed and crazy mood lasted until the evening, and I didn’t get better until Hu Dongduo returned to our rented apartment with two pig’s trotters—the smell of pig’s trotters is really good, and it also has a calming effect. I'm going to tell Hu Dongduo about the depressing things that happened on the Internet today after I finished eating the pig's trotters—of course, I just said that I was scolded indiscriminately and self-righteously, and I will never say what post I posted. If Hu Dongduo, a big mouth, knows the secret of my marriage, then it will no longer be a secret. Hu Dongduo looked very excited today. She rushed into the bathroom and poked her head out again. She said, Hey, Tianya, let me tell you something!

I hugged the pig's trotter, squinted my eyes, and said, what's the matter?Have you found a job? Hu Dongduo said, don't tell me about work, you are irritable.Let me tell you, I was surfing the Internet in the electronic reading room today, and I met a very ecstatic woman.I posted a post, the Virgin Mary pretended to be so stupid that my old lady was dying.She said that she loved a man for many years, but ended up marrying another man. Now, she wants to return to the embrace of the original man, but she is reluctant to part with the current man's money. She asks on the Internet, what should she do?Damn, what should she do?What do you say about this kind of woman who is in love with Qin, Mu and Chu, and who is always in trouble?

My face gradually became the same color as sauced pig's trotters, and my eyes started to breathe fire. Hu Dongduo saw that my face had changed, patted my shoulder, and said, I knew that you, like me, are very annoyed by this kind of woman who doesn't respect feelings. Well, don't be angry, my old lady has been angry all day today , to tell you, I have already scolded her bloody.The address of the post was thrown on your QQ. I originally called you to come over to watch the excitement, but who knows that you are not on QQ, so you are procrastinating?So I didn't call you either, for fear of disturbing you.Hey, go and have a look later, that woman is so fucking cheap!

What a shame on your uncle!I finally couldn't hold back anymore, I stuffed the pig's trotter into Hu Dongduo's mouth, and almost yelled, you called "Buddha doesn't jump over the wall, I jump" in the sky? ! Hu Dongduo's pupils dilated for a moment, she held the pig's trotter in her mouth, and nodded in a daze. At the end, the pig's trotter fell from her mouth to the ground, and she said blankly, you...how...how...how do you know? I finally caught this bastard that made me depressed for a whole day, it turned out to be Hu Dongduo, this ganoderma grass!As the saying goes, the world is really too small for her to see cattle and sheep in the breeze.

I retaliated and shook Hu Dongduo for a long time, finally.Weakly told her, how do I know the truth?Because I am everyone who posts! ! Hu Dongduo was stunned at first, and finally grabbed me and said, yelling like a loudspeaker, damn it, Ai Tianya, you are married! ! The moment she screamed, I knew that the secret I had kept for more than a year would finally become no longer a secret in this world. I looked at Hu Dongduo, and the appointee nodded. Hu Dongduo said, damn it, Ai Tianya, are you kidding me? !Don't scare me, you... Are you married? I don't know why, but Hu Dongduo's inconceivable expression always makes me feel that in her eyes, I am an unmarriable person, and now that I am lucky enough to be married, it is completely because my ancestral grave was struck by lightning.

Hu Dongduo, the eighth woman, hugged me like an octopus and said, who are you married to?Say it, say it! Before I could answer, she called Xia Tong and said, come on!Someone died here!Who is not pregnant?It's Tianya where there's a revolution!taxi!Get a little rabbit if you don't have money.Not coming?If you don't come, I'll tell you, if you don't come, you'll miss it... What's the matter?I rely on you, don't you know?This scumbag Ai Tianya is actually married... Ah!Stop screaming at me!With whom?I don't know, anyway, it's not Hainan Island where you have a wicked heart...

Speaking of which, she kicked me, hey, Tianya, who are you married to? I blushed and said in a low voice, Jiang... Jiang... Han... Hu Dongduo was taken aback, and looked me up and down distrustfully for a long time. Finally, his eyeballs almost popped out. Damn, you made a lot of money in silence.Then he yelled at Xia Tong on the phone, come here quickly!The family law takes care of you!Rebel now!They didn't tell us about such important matters. Before Xia Tong came over, Hu Dongduo had been bouncing in front of me for a long time, she stared at me and laughed dryly for a long time, making me feel hairy on my back, she laughed, hehe, cooked raw rice and forced marriage, right?Ya is more capable than that model.

Pooh, I can't do such a superb thing! Hu Dongduo showed an expression of disbelief, and his eyes pierced people's hearts, as if to say, come on, Ai Tianya, why don't Jiang Han marry you blindly.That's marriage, big sister, not love! I don't know why, but with such a glance from her small eyes, my self-esteem was fully drawn out, and my waist became straighter and straighter.But in her eyes, it was just like a concubine gaining power. After half a day, she still didn't quite believe it, Tianya, are you writing some romance novels for Xia Tong recently?Thinking about it here?Didn't Kang Tianqiao say that Jiang Han has always had a real girlfriend?Moreover, he has been in the United States for the past two years, how can he marry you?time travel?Sleepwalking?Or are you making it up here yourself?

A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!I would not draw Jiang Han, a thousand-year-old tortoise, to be the hero when writing a romance novel. To show my innocence, I rummaged through the box and threw the dark red marriage certificate from the bottom of the box and threw it in front of Hu Dongduo. When Hu Dongduo saw the sleepy-eyed ecstasy of me and Jiang Han in the photo, his hands shook excitedly, and after laughing three times, he said, damn it, look, the two of you in the photo look like you have too many spring nights and too much lust The appearance of... It's time to invigorate the kidney, big sister!Hahaha!

Hu Dongduo's laughter can attract ghosts. at night. Twenty one thirty. Xia Tong rushed in with disheveled hair, carrying in his hand the duck neck, duck intestines and duck feet bought from Juewei.What saddens me the most is that behind her is the flowery and jade-like fairy of Hainan Island. Alas, the so-called good things do not go out, bad things spread thousands of miles. Hu Dongduo told Xia Tong excitedly, and Xia Tong told Hainan Island again in excitement, if Hainan Island and Huba hadn't been in contact with each other for more than a year, it is estimated that Huba should be pissed off at this moment follow behind.

Facing the huge group of relatives and friends, I yelled out to Hainan Island: Boss. The head of Hainan Island's special mission nodded to me, with the meaning of "Ai Qing flat body", stretched his long legs, twisted his small body, and sat between Hu Dongduo and Xia Tong, hugging left and right, ruling the world. I looked tremblingly, and saw that the three gods had already sat down, staring at me, as if they were about to conduct three joint trials on me.Hu Dongduo and Xia Tong's eyes were full of light, Hainan Island's mouth was a little dry, and the newly cut double eyelids were a little red and swollen. They looked lazy and looked haggard. Twenty-two o'clock sharp. Drinking Baisha beer in Hainan Island, Hu Dongduo and Xia Tong gnawing duck necks and listening to my weeping memories of this tragic arranged marriage caused by my mother.During the period, I kept stretching out my hand, intending to share some food, but the three of them waved their hands away mercilessly.Hainan Island tilted his slightly red and swollen eyelids just after cutting, and said, you traitor, I don't buy your share! Twenty-two thirty. I swallowed my saliva and finished talking about the tragic scene when Jiang Han and I got the marriage certificate. I said that at that moment, Jiang Han and I were stunned when faced with the words "marriage certificate" on the small book. Xia Tong didn't speak, but there was a slight smile in his eyes, as if he was deep in thought. Hainan Island was impatient, and said, you dead child, it sounds good to be framed by your mother, but in Jiang Han's eyes, you are a monkey who is impatient, do you understand? Hu Dongduo said, Da Nan, don't interrupt!Ai Tianya, don't be in a daze with Jiang Han, what happened next? later?