Chapter 22 2. Half a day of greed

My wife has gone back to her natal home, and she will be away for a month, and she just left.To be exact, he was coaxed and persuaded to go away, and he said it was still reasonable: "I haven't seen our mother for a long time, think about it, you go back for me and pay filial piety." To be honest, he felt that Tired of it.Get up at a fixed time every day, look at a fixed unkempt face, eat a fixed food, take a fixed route for a walk, have sex at a fixed time every week, and smoke a cigarette after work.That ROUTINE feeling is not killing people, but slowly cutting him, so that blood can't flow out, tears can't be heard.When I was bored to the extreme, I really wanted to punch that exquisite glass coffee table down, to hear the sharp cracking sound, to see the blood on my palm, and to feel a sharp pain.That is also pleasure, better than being numb to lazy every day, like a frog slowly boiled to death by warm water.If his wife doesn't leave for a while, he will go crazy, maybe one day he won't be able to suppress the longing in his heart, and suddenly say: "Let's get a divorce!"

The wife is gone.The moment the plane took off, he actually had a vicious idea—if the plane accidentally fell down, he would be a free widower in an instant.As soon as the thought came out, he would spit at himself, scolding himself for being a worthless person.No matter how bad the wife is, she is also an immediate family member. Even a divorce is better than cursing her to death!What's more, my wife really can't say what's wrong. In the past, I used to go home and surf the Internet after work, and wait for ready-made food.Before my wife left, she worked until midnight, cooked a refrigerator full of dishes, arranged them in the order of eating first, and labeled them. She sighed contentedly and admired herself, saying: "You can manage it for at least ten days. You only have to suffer for twenty days." Bah!A total of 30 days of blessings were enjoyed, and ten days were deducted by her.

Ignore her and go out to find food by yourself! There is a row of small restaurants on the opposite side of the building, and when you open a door casually, a middle-aged woman with rouge and makeup looks ugly like a bustard and greets her with a charming smile: "Boss, do you have two small dishes?" No matter how he sounds, he sounds like something in a movie "Guest officer, the girls here are beautiful! Cuihua, serve the wine!" He ordered a meat, a vegetarian and a cold appetizer, a cup of soup, a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of beer. This is the season when beer is rushing to the beach. There are actually a bunch of girls selling different brands of beer in the small shop. The short skirts of the same color can’t cover the underpants, and they wear ribbons. The business of his bottle of beer is about to break the bank. up.It's true that all kinds of rice support all kinds of people, and the commission on a bottle of beer is no more than a hair, but he can work so hard, which shows that life is not as simple as he lived.The beer he ordered was called "Zero Point", which he had never drunk before.However, in his eyes, wine is a sign of enjoyment.As for XO or Erguotou, there is no difference.There are still differences.While promoting the bottle of beer with a gross profit, Miss Zero also promoted her meaty grandma's thigh, which was almost close to his root.He felt that there was some suspicion of skin-to-skin relationship, and he felt sorry if he didn't buy it.If this wine is called "Three O'clock" or "Thirteen O'clock" or something, it will probably have a higher selling point than zero o'clock.

The wife disappeared from sight, and no one followed behind muttering—the stinky socks were thrown into the basket, and the clothes were hung on the rack.But he followed the rules as usual.While looking for a clothes basket, he scolded himself for being worthless.Finally free, why not throw the socks on the bed and enjoy it?I tried throwing it away, and found that even I couldn't stand the smell.Years of family life seemed to have made him used to tidiness. Turn on the computer to surf the Internet and play cards.It's really fun, I can play as long as I want, and I don't have my wife urging me, "Don't sleep yet?" I smoke while playing cards, and I smoke hard.In the past, smoking was a shame, and one had to hide on balconies and in toilets.The night was so dark, the loser was in a hurry, and the network administrator was called to complain about the opponent's cheating. After the night, he lost more than ten points instead of winning.I looked up at my watch, I had to go to bed quickly, and I had to go to work tomorrow!

After a few days, the overall feeling is still boring.The pornographic pictures are all naked, screaming like A-level movies.I used to dream that my wife is gone, so I don’t have to hide it like a mouse stealing peanuts.The dream came true, only to find out that the fun is not in watching small movies with the door open, but in stealthy thieves: locked the door, listened to the footsteps at the door while watching, and backed up a few serious news websites as well. Prepare for a rainy day, and come with a screen saver when necessary.I was anxious after watching porn, my wife was not there, and I didn't even have a place to vent my fire.well!Take a vitamin tablet.When my wife is at home, she always brings a glass of water and stuffs VC tablets at the right time.It seems that I haven't eaten green things for several days!

Suddenly a thought flashed across.Go to the PUB to pick up a girl, God knows, the earth doesn't know, I know my wife doesn't know.Don't let down the 30 days of spring, how many times can you have it in your life! Holding his hunting suit in his hand, he went straight to Sanlitun.The PUB he chose was called "Deep Blue", DEEPBLUE. He walked in because the name seemed to be the name of a robot, the name of the robot who almost lost his breath when playing chess with "Afraid of Poaching Cowards".Moreover, dark blue seems to have a melancholic meaning.This is an excuse he gave himself—I did it because I missed my wife so much!Young people make mistakes, and God will forgive them.This shows that you have to be young to make mistakes!

As soon as he entered the door, he took aim at her.So gorgeous!A head of hair dyed like chestnut is fluffed on the back, as coquettish as Yu Xiaofan.He just likes her temperament, and she is not a good woman at first sight.Women are also divided into looks, and different functions have different looks.The wife should be Zhouzheng and not wear makeup; even if she does, it must be so subtle that it cannot be seen; the clothes that match this name are work clothes, ladies' clothes, aprons, and flat shoes.A lover needs to be voluptuous (this voluptuousness is not Yandang in Yandang Mountain), she has to have lips as sexy as ingots, wearing dark red lipstick, a nightgown that doesn’t slip, naked, and always holding a glass of wine and looking out of the window , the kind that pretends to be cool.That's what this woman is.

He walked over and struck up a conversation. "Miss is lonely, do you want someone to accompany you?" That was a poor way in the early 1980s. "Give the lady a Bloody Mary and me a brandy." That was the '90s way.Now that the next year has passed, a new century has begun, and the new era must have new concepts. He took out his Carrefour membership card, waved it in front of her eyes, and said, "FBI. You have been arrested. You have the right to remain silent, but all your remarks will be used as evidence in court." She was not surprised He glanced coldly at him, and he was really calm. "How did you come in? Do you think I won't recognize you when you put on your waistcoat? Did you see the warning sign at the door?" He took out a cigarette and lit it himself, not in a hurry to continue.The woman squinted at him and smiled, and said, "That sign that says no one under the age of 18 is allowed?" Now he was the one who was stunned.He made it up casually, there was no sign at the door, and he originally wanted to use it as a burden to attract her attention.How did she know what she was going to say next? "How long has it been since you came out to hang out? Are you married? I bet, at least three years in prison." This time it was the woman who spoke on her own initiative.He said: "Wrong, 2 years, 11 months and 13 days."

When they smoke, they smoke each other; when they drink, they drink each other.He was dragged to the small stage by her and twisted awkwardly twice.Before I knew it, it was one o'clock in the middle of the night.While telling jokes, he was thinking about how to pull her into his bed.Since you have to express your own meaning, if she refuses, it won't hurt your face.To be honest, he was not Liu Xiahui before, but since he got married, he has really taken care of him. "Is your wife on a business trip? Is there no one at home? I don't want to go home tonight, so take me away." She said while puffing out shredded tobacco, without looking at him, as if to say, "Give me another glass of wine." "That's natural.Because he was still struggling to think of ghost ideas in his mind, he didn't react for a while, and stood there dumbfounded.Is it all effortless?

He jumped off the high stool, picked up his clothes, wrapped her waist, and walked out the door without saying a word. As soon as she entered, she kicked off the shoes on her feet.The high-heeled shoes are like two white birds, flying into the air in all directions, rushing to different corners.He instinctively remembered that every day when his wife came in, the first thing she did was to put the shoes spread out on the floor into the shoe cabinet one by one, arrange them neatly, and sometimes put some shoe polish on them. "Yes, your wife has a bit of taste, and the house is very beautiful." She went straight to the wine cabinet, took out a glass, picked out a bottle of red wine to fill herself up, and leaned on the sofa, with a posture of natural enjoyment.

When my wife walked into her simple single dormitory, she leaned on the window sill and sniffed the pot of sunflowers. She turned her head and smiled and said, "Hey! This flower is so beautiful!" He replied at that time, "This is the only beautiful flower in my house." , but now there are more of you." Without frowning or blinking, after drinking a glass of wine, drinking Sprite is nothing more than that.And the wife, after only taking a sip of the wine, her cheeks were flushed, and angrily punched him with her small powder fist: "It's so bad that you tricked me into drinking it!" She walked to the stereo, chose a CD, and played it. It was a classic love song, or his favorite one, HOTEL CALIFORNIA. It was a bit interesting.He began to take off his hunting suit, unbuttoned his shirt, picked up his wine glass and walked to the sofa.She stretched out her hand covered with cardamom, pulled him into her arms, spit half of the remaining wine in her mouth into his mouth, and kissed him passionately.He feels dizzy.She is very proactive.After only kissing for a while, she turned over and kissed his waist, starting from his forehead and moving down bit by bit.Eyes, eyebrows, nose tip, lips, ears.When she lightly nibbled on his ear, Youlan Tufen.Her fingers gently circled around his neck, and from time to time penetrated into his chest, rubbing lightly on the two sensitive points of his chest.He was itchy and lazy.There is a scene that begins to expand outward from the deep mountains and old forests.His LITTLE BROTHER plans to start exercising after two o'clock in the middle of the night. She was still taking her time.Like teasing, or teasing, she unbuttoned the remaining buttons on his shirt with her shell-like teeth, and took off his shirt little by little.Suddenly, she lifted his arm vigorously, buried her head under his armpit, and carefully combed the weeds under his armpit with the tip of her tongue.Her long hair brushed his shoulders and neck, and the strong smell of perfume was sensational.He decided to take action, he really couldn't stand her coquettish teasing him like this, so he planned to give her a serious look.The little brother didn't raise her for so many years for nothing, he didn't let her learn some tricks, and always felt oppressed by her.Let a woman control it, and lose the face of his occasional wild food. Turning around, he pinned her down.The sofa is really too small.When my wife wanted to buy an L-shaped one with a small bed next to it, he rejected it because he thought it would take up space.If I had known that my wife would have the foresight a few years later, I should have followed my wife's wishes and bought a bigger one.He knelt on the ground and hugged her to the ground with all his strength.She wasn't really heavy, but his food was so good after marriage, his muscles gradually turned into fat, and his strength gradually concentrated from all parts of his body to key parts.The last time his wife laughed at him for having sex and lying on the floor too lazy to move, he still insisted on saying, what do you know, I am four or two jacks, the little guy is better than the jack. The hug just now seemed to be a little flimsy.well! AFTER THIS, he really has to do morning exercises every day, otherwise he has more energy than energy!He put his hand under her clothes arbitrarily, there was nothing to be polite about, let her warm up first.Pushing her underwear straight up, he began to squeeze her breasts with his palms, and tapped and pinched her little grape twice.This is the authentic academic kung fu learned from Pin Hua Bao Jian.To be honest, he has read a lot of books, but what he can remember, apart from the professional knowledge for making a living, seems to be practical books such as meat futons and the Jade Heart Sutra. She really fit the situation, and started moaning softly without touching.The voice was just right, neither high nor low, neither exaggerated nor dull, maybe his ears were dull, but it sounded like he was really emotional anyway.He couldn't help sighing in his heart, it's no wonder that men have picked wild flowers since ancient times, and the taste is really different.Although he is now the leading actor in the erotic movie that is being staged, since it has been a long time since he has admired such a delicate expression of a woman up close, he actually has the patience to toss slowly.He reached out to the fragrant grass, poked open the bushes, and searched for the secret passage of the mechanism.He knew that there was a password on the woman, and if he pressed it correctly, he would be able to pass the level without hindrance.He followed the rotation instructions of the company's safe, turning left 30 degrees, turning right 50 degrees, panning to the 12 o'clock position, and pressing the button. "Ah~~~~~" Following her trembling low cry, hehe, sure enough, hearing the sound and seeing the treasure. He slowed down and made preparations seriously.As the saying goes, do not fight unprepared battles!I don't know what happened, but when he was caressing the beautiful young woman under him with ease, he actually started to feel guilty.He had to admit that when he cheated with his wife before marriage, due to the limitation of time and place, every time it was like rushing into battle, it came like a hurricane and went like an ebb.For him, there is nothing dissatisfied, except for his inexperienced wife, who starts to clean the battlefield every time before he tastes the sweetness.There was another guy in his bachelor dorm back then, and every time my wife heard footsteps in the hallway, she would tremble with nervousness.Later, I really couldn't bear this kind of sneaky revolutionary action that should have been aboveboard, so I went to get a marriage certificate as soon as I was cruel.For a long time after marriage, the wife hadn't switched from the role of cheating, so she held back and dared not speak out. The first time I worked hard to please my wife was when I read a popular science magazine, which was in English, and the translation seemed to be "make your lover HIGH up" or something like that.He used to be a green apple, he only cared about acting recklessly and adding stupid power, he didn't know any skills or methods.Including the few before his wife, he didn't seem to notice that women also have orgasms.Anyway, in his eyes, women are pretty much the same, regardless of whether they are trendy or not, it is always right to call out.He just likes to listen to the woman's moaning with ups and downs, like the lubricating oil of a machine gun, a little bit of oil, relying on a hundred shots, it will never return. That time, he did his homework seriously.Beforehand, I hid myself and called on my mobile phone—this is also taught in the book. If you are afraid that you will not last long, you must first consume some ammunition and food.That FORE-PLAY alone kept him busy for one class time, which is the time for a big class in a university. It is the kind of big class that is held consecutively without a break in the middle and ends early at the end.He recalled that his wife had soaked the last half of the sheets, and he was so beautiful.When his wife pulls him up, he refuses, and he likes to see his wife's expression of being unable to die or survive.That was the first time his wife experienced desire to die, and after the incident, tears streamed down her face, she collapsed on the bed and did not respond no matter how much he teased her.He laughed and said at the time that he finally knew what the refractory period was, which meant that she would not agree no matter what you called her.After that time, he enjoyed the treatment of the president for a full week. His wife kept her eyebrows low and pleasing to her eyes, and she served him well every day in a shy manner.So much so that he always felt kidney deficiency during that time. The little days were beautiful for a while.He didn't know when, he felt that the energy of married life was not so great.His wife summed up the rules for him: at first it was a daily report, then it was changed to a weekly report, and now it is a half-monthly discussion. I am afraid that after 40, it will be the playoffs.In fact, they have been married for nearly four years, and they have never had children because they still feel that they are young and have not enjoyed enough life.The two of them go to bed now, which is called a tacit understanding. They take off their clothes like a competition, rub each other's backs, and get it done within twenty minutes from the beginning to the end, and they both go to the fairyland together.It's just that this fairyland seems to have faded a lot compared to that fairyland. From this point of view, the wife is really good.He felt like he was going downhill, and how could his wife become emotional.Sometimes he was too nervous to take her hand.Now my wife is covered with organs all over her body, so don't move around at will, and accidentally touch the switch.Sometimes his wife has a bad temper and is impatient, and he also finds it annoying.But if you think about it quietly, aren’t you satisfied?Obsessed with lust?He knows that his wife sometimes shows her affection and presses her breasts against his cold back, but he just can't get up and shirks, saying, I'm tired.The wife thoughtfully fell asleep in his arms, and the next day she made goji berry ribs soup to make up for him.With this excuse, I don't know how much pork rib soup I have cheated on my wife. He is really tired and lazy to do anything.If I don't take opium again, I'm afraid I will be depressed. The woman under him has lost her eyesight.If she was his opium, he felt that he had become her heroin, the high-purity kind.She may be more drunk than him.How many men had she been so ecstatic before?How many men have entered and exited her body?Spray inside her or paint on her smooth belly?correct!Damn, don't forget to bring a condom!If the momentary joy is exchanged for the word pain, this is not what he is after.A large public service advertisement appeared in his mind, as if it was hung at the entrance of Chang'an Street, and the huge word AIDS lingered in his mind.Depend on!There is a bowl-sized scar on my head, the peony flower is dead, and being a ghost is also romantic, let me be presumptuous today! He whispered in her ear: "WAIT, I WILL BE BACK SOON." He wasn't sure if she could understand English, but running out to get condoms at this time was always a sight, as if using a little foreign language would have an artistic conception.He was shirtless, his trousers were half open, his belt was loose, and he ran into the bedroom.He remembered that the condom was in the bedside table, on the wife's side.Every time it is his wife who takes care of everything carefully for him.The moment he successfully found the condom and tore off the seal with his mouth, he looked up and saw a large wedding photo of him and his wife on the bedside, delicately framed.His wife was looking at him affectionately.That laughing drunk. He clasped his fists at the celebrity wife in the color photo, and said: "The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sat in his heart, offended."He took off his trousers and walked to the living room. What kind of art wedding photography became popular when they got married, all the couples were put in a mold, put on assembly line makeup, and wore photography uniforms.Men must be 120,000 percent patient with such things. No matter what image your wife appears in front of you, you must not show your inner surprise. You must maintain absolute calm on the outside. Two false praises.This is the perception of his experienced person. At that time, because of the lack of lessons learned, he made an absolute mistake.When his wife stepped out of the dressing room with the confidence that she thought she was the reincarnation of Princess Sissi, he actually put his hands on his chest and took an exaggerated backward step, like Zhou Xingchi acting.He was really frightened, his wife looked like a white-fronted bug with eye-catching eyes, her eyebrows were all shaved, and she was drawn into a half-length ~ shape, her lips were as blood red as a dead child after eating, and the white powder on her face was worse than the one just painted at home. The wall is also exaggerated. The wife kept her facial expression absolutely still, and explained to him, "Don't laugh, you will lose your pink face when you smile." The first thing he said was: "What, you are not as good-looking as yourself!" The teacher insulted him arrogantly: "What do you know?! This is popular beauty. People's makeup is different under the spotlight. Didn't you see Liu Xiaoqing's costume in Wu Zetian? They are all in their fifties, and they look like sixteen. The make-up artist, Mao Geping, is all credit to this young girl." He had never heard of anything unfair, but he believed that if Liu Xiaoqing was painted by this make-up artist, it would be absolutely appropriate to play the role of a tyrant who kills people. She was actually plucking the strings of her own body to keep her fighting spirit high while he was not around.This scene made him a little excited.Men like ladies, seeing their elegant postures, listening to their good conversation, seeing their different manners from their own, and feeling the warmth of the opposite sex.However, to be honest, once you face each other naked like a newborn baby, the bestiality of a man is exposed, and the matching boldness and pandering are more suitable for wild sports.It's like eating exquisite side dishes every day, and occasionally needing to eat some brown rice bran; facing Cézanne and Monet every day, and taking a quick look at the hand-woven straw mats of African tribes, I feel that the art is not diminished. After the interruption just now, his little brother was a little discouraged.He snuggled up beside her, took her head lightly into his lap, pulled her hand over, and stroked his knoll with her orchid fingers.She played the piccolo up and down lightly, carelessly, with the skill of a professional player.No, after the player has finished practicing fingering, he will start to practice mouth shapes.She moved her head closer and looked up at him sadly.For some reason, he understood that look as mourning, and then heard her sigh in a low voice from her chest, whispering to her younger brother through his white underwear.The younger brother was afraid that his ears were bad, so he unconsciously leaned closer, hoping to hear more clearly. well!Now it was he who sighed.I can't help it, I don't obey orders.No wonder people say that the boss can't control the second child!He wanted it to go east, but the damned one followed her and went west.The greatest tragedy in life is that you never really have anything that is yours.Whether it's a wife or a child, they may be attached to you, they may love you and need you, but they don't belong to you.The same goes for parts of your body.You have to respect them, treat everything as an individual, and you have to work hard to feed them, but you can't make them obey you.They take it from you, but you must always remember that they have their own thoughts, their own temper, and they are themselves. Her Wu Nong's soft words wet his front, and the relationship between her and it became more and more intimate.Strange, I used to think that my wife’s wedding photos looked like someone else’s, and every time I looked at them awkwardly; I just found out today that the photo still looks like my wife, especially the meaningful smile.Whenever he told some irrelevant little lies, he felt that his wife must know, but she didn't expose him, and smiled mysteriously, which made him feel guilty.So after every lie, he will be honest for a long time. He stuffed his fingers into her mouth and drew them in circles so that she licked them wet. He wanted to do some digging, similar to treasure hunting in an ancient tomb.She suddenly grabbed his slipping hand and said, "No, I want you to kiss me." He bent down to find her lips.She looks away.He slipped along her silky jade neck to the two and a half moons, nibbling on the ruby.She still looked unhappy and pushed him gently with her hands.He had descended so close to his bud-like navel that there was nowhere to hide.His face rubbed back and forth against her flat stomach, making her feel the tingle of stubble. It's not that he doesn't understand her hints.He is hesitating.In this matter, he is no different from the general public, neither conservative nor open.Anything else is fine, just this one, he doesn't like it very much.Even if a person is selfish, between giving and taking, he prefers to take.Madam also coyly gestured to him before, but he gave up after trying once.No reason, maybe he felt that he was still a human being, a man, a man who needed dignity - he couldn't figure out how this thing was linked to dignity.From this point of view, he feels that women are more dedicated.When he was tired or he didn't want to, his wife would be gentle and tolerant, and a little bit would boost his spirits.At first, when he saw his wife working hard under him, he was both excited and grateful, and he would use his grateful heart to brush his wife's messy long hair.But after a long time, I get used to it, thinking that this is a necessary job in family life. If this link is missing, it will be as unnatural as eating without soup and sleeping without washing your feet.My wife also complained, a little coquettish, "It's not fair, why do I serve you every time?" He quibbled and said, "Everyone has their own strengths. As the saying goes, a long tongue is not a shortcoming, it is a good thing." Work! I can't, I have a short tongue. Look!" He tilted his tongue up to show his wife that his tongue was indeed short.This is also the reason why he is not good at words. He is the kind of person who stutters when he is nervous.He had noticed that many men stuttered subconsciously.So every time he sees a man with a clumsy tongue, he feels good about him and feels sympathy for him.His wife once said to him: "Don't think I can't see it. When you lie, your eyes will shine with sincerity. And your little tricks-you rub your thumbs when you lie." For this reason, he specially took photos Correct this damned habit by looking in the mirror.I vaguely remember that Chow Yun-fat's crackpot in the movie "God of Gamblers" seems to have this problem, but I didn't expect this rich habit to be infected by him.But recently he has changed his habit of lying, to be precise, his ability to cover up has stepped into a new level.He will avoid the important things, he promises that what he says is true, but not everything is true.That's the trick.Because lying is troublesome.His wife once satirized him, "Remember to write your lies in a notepad every time, and look through it every two days, so as not to forget too many lies." He also had a headache, and it was really hard to keep consistent.The most disgusting thing is that lies are supposed to be used only at critical moments, but if they slip away, they become used to it, and even some dispensable things are casually smeared with honey.This is not a good habit, and it will reduce his credibility from AAA to AB. After jumping out of that stupid circle, he feels much more relaxed.Selective language is much more convenient than rambling. He raised his head, squinted and smiled at her who was twisted like a snake under him, and said, "Do you know what food I hate the most?" She was in high spirits, she was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Cake?" He said: "Wrong. Instant noodles. Also called instant noodles. In addition, there are KFC and McDonald's. These foods can only serve to satisfy the hunger, and lose the enjoyment as a gourmet food. After thinking about it, I think I still like to eat meals cooked by my wife." , a home-cooked dish that has been cooked for a long time and is full of color and fragrance." He sat up, helped her up, fished the messy underwear from the floor, put it on her, fastened it from the back, and patted her back, supported her shoulders and said, "I'm sorry." She was at a loss as if in a fog.Fortunately, after going through a lot of wind and waves, she smiled lightly and said, "Don't be sorry, I also like home-cooked food. It's just that I'm really hungry, so I don't refuse anyone." In front of him, she swayed Put on all the clothes, squinted and smiled at him, eyes like crescent moons: "Good man, there are not many more." He also tidied up, took her hand and said, "I'll see you off, it's too late." She laughed and said: "You really don't pretend, good things don't make friendship! It's nothing, why can't you let me sleep overnight? When is this, and you have the heart to drive me away?" He shook his head embarrassingly and said, "I'd better see you off, it's not safe to sleep with wild beasts." She smiled and said, "Which of us is the beast?" She picked up the shoes on the ground, held them in her hands and waved at him, saying, "You don't need to be polite, I can go by myself. Don't follow me, so as not to disturb my next love affair. For nothing." After speaking, she walked out barefoot Door. Her feet are slender and her skin is fair.It should have been kissed then.He regretted it a little. After she left, he carefully cleaned up everything in the house like a secret agent, and even washed and washed her used wine glasses with a guilty conscience.Women are born spies.Even if everything is correct, it is inevitable that the wife can smell other people like a dog's nose.When he was dusting the sofa, he actually pulled a few long chestnut hairs. He twisted his long hair between his fingers, as if seeing her seductive long hair and hungry eyes, he couldn't help but feel another wave of excitement. The next day, after he got enough sleep, he dialed the number of his old mother-in-law's natal home, and it was his wife who answered the phone. "Wife, I'm impotent. Yesterday I took my little brother out for a walk and washed my hair. I didn't know that the little guy was stubborn and refused to enter the house. I'm so sad, come and comfort me." He used to be at home I'm used to talking nonsense, there is no taboo for jokes such as begging for a second house, beating the wall to pick up ashes and so on.I guess my wife won't take it seriously. Sure enough, there was a coquettish smile from over there: "Okay! Are you doing something bad behind my back? I put a spell seal on it before I left, what a mess. If I don't undo the curse, naturally I won't listen to your command. Just kidding! Is the party commanding the gun or the gun commanding the party? You can’t be careless in matters of principle. Although the little brother is under your control from the perspective of the territory, but from the perspective of administrative affiliation, he is my subordinate. You have nothing to do!" "My wife, I miss you a little bit. It's he who thinks it's not me. I'm worried, what should I do if it's useless from now on? When will you come back, let our missiles test the firepower." He began to sneer. "Die! Your old mother-in-law is right next to you, why are you so unrestrained?" the wife complained. "What are you afraid of? Our mother can't hear me." "I just washed my hair, I'm drying, and the phone is on speaker." "Ah~~~~~~!" He yelled, and instinctively put down the phone quickly, his face burning. Ten minutes later, my wife called and said: "Scared you, dead ghost. Go home in three days." He put down the phone and went straight to the refrigerator.Worry about the refrigerator.Should I throw away all the contents of this refrigerator and destroy the corpse, or should I tell my wife sincerely: When I miss you, I will open the refrigerator and see my family and relatives like me?