Chapter 8 Chapter 06

"Anna, this won't work. Cutting down on expenditure is not the way to go. We have to increase revenue. Otherwise, there won't be enough money to spend." Wang Gui made a decision after deliberating for a long time. "How? We all get paid, where do we start?" Anna was at a loss. "I'll be a substitute teacher, so I can get some extra money." Wang Gui started his acupoint career. At first, Wang Gui only knew how to eat grass beside the nest.The teacher's workload stipulated in the department is ten classes per week, and the overtime part is paid at 1.5 yuan per class hour.Every time Wang Gui attends four more classes, it is equivalent to having more milk for the whole family.If I take six more classes, I will pay more for my daughter's books.Wang Gui stood there for a whole day, fortunately he was young and strong.Bajie eats a lot and does a lot of work!There is money in the pocket, the daughter has cakes to eat, and the son has pictures to play with.Thinking of this, Wang Gui was tired and happy.Wang Gui was not satisfied with the existing territory, he also expanded the handicap to other schools and society.At that time, there was an upsurge of studying in vocational colleges and TV universities, and various qualification exams were held one after another.Relying on Wang Gui's good reputation of old brand, good reputation and high pass rate, he actually earned two May 1 class hours as a substitute teacher outside.

Wang Gui is very good at teaching.First he looks at the object.For the college students in the school, he pays close attention to the basic skills, and the lectures are explained thoroughly.Anyway, you have four years to spend in it, and it's hard to graduate without learning some real materials.As for the poor students in the society who are preparing for the qualification test, Wang Gui knows that they can't even recognize the 26 letters, so he only teaches test-taking skills.Summarize the rules on the blackboard as soon as class begins: what kind of words look like nouns, what kind of words look like verbs, every time you fill in the blanks, you must test a non-predicate verb, an infinitive, a past perfect tense, and a future When the time comes, you just put it inside.He even created the original "examination must pass the killer", and only explained the precautions in the last lesson before the exam.For example, in reading comprehension, if you can’t understand anything, choose the item with the longest sentence in ABCD; if you take writing test, use all simple sentences, Iam...Weare..., the article should be short, you need to write 80 sentences Don't write eighty-one words, because the more you write, the more mistakes you make.Wang Gui's practical teaching method has won the favor of busy in-service students.The unit that asked Wang Gui to attend the class had a long queue.

Wang Gui rode that 28 weight bicycle all over the city, and he really did everything for his family.When Wang Gui had a lot of classes, he used to rely on Pang Dahai to make tea to pronounce, and sometimes his throat was so hoarse that he needed to use gestures to explain his intentions.Every night, as soon as he stepped into the house, he collapsed on the bed and fell asleep with his head tilted without taking off his shoes.Anna only quietly showed her tenderness in Wang Gui's heavy breathing: she took off Wang Gui's shoes, wiped her feet, and moved her position.Before turning off the lights, he looked at Wang Gui carefully, and sometimes even secretly kissed him.At some point, Anna began to feel that the man beside her often aroused her concern and affection.

Anna laughed at herself for being in love with each other.She refused to admit that she was in love with Wang Gui, a country bumpkin.Even though she had just been gentle and considerate to Wang Gui, she turned her face and said, "After raising a kitten and puppy for a long time, I still have feelings!" The problem was that she gradually felt that something was wrong with her.He not only takes care of the child's father in life, but also cares about him emotionally. One night, as soon as Wang Gui came in, Anna screamed "ah".Seeing Anna staring at him in surprise, Wang Gui didn't know what was wrong, so he asked Anna, but only replied, Wang Gui, you seem to have gray hair!Wang Gui said, quickly pull it out!In fact, when Anna saw Wang Gui's trousers open when he entered the door, her first reaction was to blame him for being so sloppy.But the words stopped before the words came out.She didn't know how long Wang Gui's trousers door had been left open. She followed him to several classes, and how many students saw him and pointed at him, but she seemed to see Wang Gui non-stop, even trotting all the way to the toilet to drink water.She felt very sad.She couldn't let Wang Gui feel ashamed when he found out, because Wang Gui paid great attention to the dignity of teachers.Anna suddenly became worried about Wang Gui's psychological feelings, and she wanted to protect the self-esteem of this big man.She didn't say anything, just coaxed Wang Gui to rest quickly, but after turning off the lights, she blushed and sobbed for a while.

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the heart.Anna casually said "you have gray hair", which made Wang Gui start to pay attention to the hair problem.Every time he passed the mirror, he would unconsciously fiddle with his hair to see if he had premature hair.The white hair is not very visible, but he found a more serious problem: the forehead has become bigger!This obviously does not mean that Wang Gui has become wiser at the age of thirty-seven.Anna has a big head.Lesbians with large foreheads are really not an advantage, at least the bangs are difficult to deal with.You don't know whether to let the bangs cover your forehead and try to hide it, or if you simply comb it up so that it is so abrupt.This originally obvious shortcoming is full of flowers in Anna's mouth, and she will always have a psychological advantage.She told Wang Gui very confidently: "That's because I have a big brain, and the protruding part is wisdom—it just popped up when I couldn't hold it. It's not like you, you have a pig's brain." Then she put it on Wang Gui's forehead Give it a shot.Compulsive memory has been going on for a long time, and Wang Gui also agrees that the forehead is a symbol of beauty.

Now, Wang Gui's forehead has grown bigger.In other words, he's starting to go bald.Wang Gui is not sure, he needs to prove it.Every time he combs his hair, he carefully collects the fallen hair, and after washing his hair, he uses his fingers to scoop out the stubble in the basin little by little.He put all these hairs in an envelope.Half a month later, the envelope was bulging. Wang Gui really panicked. If he falls at this speed, he will be bald before the end of the year.Wang Gui is indeed a pig brain, he obviously forgot that there is still a part that is growing.Several times he made up his mind to tell Anna.He was afraid that one day Anna would suddenly yell: "My God! Where's your hair?" He had to give Anna a psychological preparation.

"Hey, why is my hair falling out so badly?" "Probably tired." Anna was cleaning up the bowl. "It seems to be starting to bald." "I didn't see it." Anna was wiping the table. "You don't even look at it!" Wang Gui felt that Anna didn't care about him at all. Anna stopped her hands, squinted her eyes, and tilted her head to look, "If you lose it, you will lose it. More hair and less hair will not affect the overall situation, right? The foundation is not good, and it is not easy to see what is missing." "Father is getting old, my son!" Wang Gui stroked my head, his voice was a bit sad.

Anna laughed. "You should be happy! You have finally waited for this day. Ugly people are eager to grow old quickly, because there is no difference between ugly and handsome when they get old. If we both grow old together, I should be the one who loses the most! " Anna set a very relaxed tone for Wang Gui from the very beginning: the amount of hair is not important, because compared with his many shortcomings, it is not the worst.The perspectives of men and women are indeed different.When Anna got her first wrinkle, she lay down under Wang Gui's eyes and asked him to look for it.Wang Gui couldn't find him for a long time.Wang Gui didn't feel that Anna's face had changed significantly because of the addition of a wrinkle.Anna was greatly stimulated, and suddenly brought back a lot of creams and creams, and rubbed them on the mirror all day long.As the months grew longer and the years grew older, Anna got used to it.There is a theorem in physics, it seems that two objects with the same speed are moving in the same direction, and they are relatively static.In fact, the husband and wife grow old together, and no one feels that today is different from yesterday, and this year is different from last year.Some others seem to be very strange things between husband and wife, but the husband and wife themselves don't think so.For example, I'm in my thirties now, and it's funny to hear Anna call Wang Gui, who has a big belly and a bald head, "Xiao Wang". "Xiao Wang" also insisted on calling Anna "Xiao An".Thirty years later, they didn't even realize that their daughter would be called "Lao An" in a few years.

Women are thoughtful.Anna really didn't think it was a big deal for Wang Gui to lose a lock of hair, but since Wang Gui felt uncomfortable, Anna also paid attention.Whenever she is free, she takes a rag and wipes the corners behind each door.The hair strands under the pillow, on the sheets, and under the bed were also picked up and thrown away one by one.Wang Gui didn't collect any hair after a while, so he thought he was supercilious.For a while, we often saw Anna with her waist down, her head down, staring at the floor, walking around the house. "Mom, what are you doing?" Er Duozi asked.

"Find the hair. This hair is disgusting." After the trouser door incident, when Wang Gui went out again, Anna never forgot to tell her, "Don't worry, be careful on the road. Before class, look in the mirror to see if your hair is messy, if your buttons are buttoned properly, and if your trousers are open." She was thirty-five years old and had all the chatter that most women have. The end of each semester is the harvest season for Anna.Wang Guihui came back with a stack of bills every now and then, and stuffed them into Anna's hands: "Count them." "How much?" Wang Gui reported a number and handed it to Anna together with the receipt for the money.

Anna is an accountant and counts money very quickly. "Count again." "It can't be wrong." "I just like to watch you count the money, so serious, like a little fool." Anna patted Wang Gui on the forehead angrily, "Okay! How dare you laugh at me!" Only now did Wang Gui feel contented, he was masculine, and his words were tough.What do men do?Isn't it just to make women and children happy?