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Chapter 27 Chapter Twenty-Five

with lights 贾平凹 10228Words 2018-03-19
In the song room, the employees of the town government sang popular songs, but they couldn't sing well. They either had a rooster voice or were out of tune.However, Dai Deng and Zhu Zi are interested in making vinegar at Zhang Plaster's daughter-in-law's house. After coming out of Queen's house, they had already arrived at the door of the song house with the lamp and bamboo, and Zhang Plaster's daughter-in-law called them enthusiastically. After Zhang Plaster died, the woman put on a filial piety hat for Zhang Plaster, but her complexion was much better. She washed some radishes and was busy sealing the vinegar when she saw the lamp and bamboo coming from afar. Not good, and said: Is it the director with the lamp?After confirming that it was the lamp and bamboo, I thought it was coming to her house, so I wiped my hand on the apron and said, "Yeah, are you coming to see me?" !He walked over with the lamp and bamboo, and said with the lamp: Come and see you!The woman said: I heard from Dr. Chen that you were sick. I haven't seen you yet, but you have come to see me instead!Are you feeling better?Bring a light and say: It's all right.Bamboo said: I am also broken and you don't tell me to look at me.The woman said: If you have been injured for a hundred days, will your arm heal automatically by then?Bamboo said: You really learned from whoever you are, and now you know that you will be hurt for a hundred days!The woman blushed and said, "I'm not working with him anymore, I'm going to Yuan Heiyan's sand factory again."Bring the lamp and say: Yuan Heiyan doesn't pay you wages, why do you still pay him?The woman said: If you don't pay him the previous wages, you will really never come back.Bring a lamp and say: Then why didn't you go today?The woman said: The pigs from Mao Lin’s family always come to my radish cellar to steal food, and if they don’t take them out and wash the slices, they let the pigs be ruined by me. Besides, the vinegar is not sealed, so they don’t go to the sand factory.Ah, this vinegar is ready, you can get it.Dai Deng and Zhu Zhu are interested in sealing vinegar and want to help seal it together.The woman was very happy, and said that she originally wanted to open a small farmhouse restaurant, but she didn't have enough funds and no manpower, so she might as well seal up more vinegar and sell it.Bring a lamp and say: Selling vinegar is a good idea!If you make it, I will ask Zao Shang, the town government, to buy your vinegar, and you can also contact Da Zao at the big factory.Zhuzi said: There is a director with a lamp to sell it to you, so why not set up a vinegar workshop!The woman said: I can also set up a vinegar workshop?Bamboo, you are laughing at me!Bring the lamp and say: Bamboo is not a joke, maybe you can really set up a vinegar workshop, the funds are not enough, I am a stock.Zhuzi said: I just have an idea, director, are you trying to divide the money? !Laughing with the lights on.The woman said: It's hilarious, it's hilarious talking to you!Then I talked about how to seal the vinegar: soak the big grits in water, soak them for seven days, take them out and dry them in the air.Then go to the cypress tree to fold the cypress seeds, put the cypress seeds in the basket, make a nest in the middle, pour the big grits in and cover them with the cypress seeds.Hang it up for seven days, and when the big grits grow green hairs, turn them out and dust them with a dustpan.After winnowing, use the tank to hold well water, which must be well water instead of river water, put the grits in, and enlarge the malt meal.Put it into the tank and stir it vigorously with a toon stick for three days.Then seal it with a white cloth, and the vinegar will be ready in forty days.The woman had been stirring in the vat for a long time, and with the light on, she took a toon stick and continued to stir in the vat for the woman, causing water to come out of her body, but there was crying outside the door.Bring a lamp and say: Who is doing this?The woman listened carefully, and said: It's the second cat, what is the second cat crying for?The three of them came out and saw that it was Ermao who was crying.

Ermao first worked in the song house, he talked a lot, people on the big factory construction site came to entertain, always with women, some of the women were from the big factory construction site, and some were not, Ermao would ask when people sang and drank Where is that woman from, and how much was she paid to sing with her?After asking too many questions, the people at the big factory construction site became reluctant, scolded him, and refused to let him be in front of him.Changing the cloth also sent him to the river beach to wash the sand.The second cat house worked hard, and he was also a backbone in the sand factory. Of course, he wanted to change the cloth everywhere, so he led people to move the sand washing point of the sand factory up, obviously surpassing the crooked willow tree.The third elder came to smash the sand washing site, saying that he had violated the territory of their sand factory.The third elder had lumps on his arm. He picked up the iron net that sieves the sand and dropped it on the stone a few times.The second cat didn't run away, and fought with Yuan Laosan.Ermaoren is thin and small, but his small movements are nimble. He was already knocked to the ground by the third elder, and he stretched out his foot to kick the third elder in the crotch.The third elder said: Do you still want to harm my son? !According to Ermao's nose, it was a punch in the face, and immediately knocked out Ermao's front teeth.The second cat was lying on the ground looking for teeth, and was kicked three times on the buttocks.Ermao couldn't stand it anymore, turned over and ran away. He didn't cry at first, but he ran all the way from the river beach to the old street, and when he saw the singing house, he wiped the blood from his mouth on his face, turning it into Guan Gong, and howled loudly.

Bring a lamp and say: Two cats and two cats, look at your bear, are you crying from a big man?The second cat said: The third elder wants to exterminate me, he broke my leg!Bring a light and say: You can still run with a broken leg?The second cat said: If I don't run, he will really break my leg!Look at the mouth, look at the mouth, I have no teeth in my mouth, and the blood is flowing like a river!Bring a lamp and say: Come in and wash your face.The second cat said: I don't wash it, I let the cloth changer see that I was beaten for him!Zhang Plaster's daughter-in-law said: "Brabu went to the city to buy steel at noon today, so you don't wash it?" !The second cat said: I won't wash it, and if they don't come back, I will keep the evidence!He got angry with the lamp and said: Leave him alone!

The three of them went back to the house to stir the vat.The second cat, who was ignored, scolded in a wolf voice, scolded Yuan Laosan, and then scolded: Laoshan!Elder Mountain——!Yuanlaoshan is Yuanlaosan's father's name, and Ermao thinks it's a curse to name Yuanlaosan's father. The next morning, while everyone was dancing in the town government compound, they were notified that the secretary of the county party committee was going to make a report at the county party congress, requiring all cadres in all townships to watch the video broadcast.Deputy Mayor Ma immediately asked him to stop dancing, and hurriedly wiped his sweat, washed his face, combed his hair and changed clothes, and went to the meeting room.Everyone said that it is enough to listen to the secretary's report and watch the TV broadcast? Why is it also a video?Will the video turn people into logs?Deputy Mayor Ma put on new clothes, shaved his beard, and announced the discipline of the hearing: everyone brought notebooks and pens, and the more detailed the records, the better. Be sure to make notes.Not allowed to whisper.Reading books and newspapers is not allowed.No work is allowed, such as knitting sweaters, scratching the back of the collar with scratches, clipping nails, picking noses, and picking out earwax.Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and said in a low voice: Lord, is he stricter in presiding over the work than the secretary and the mayor!Seeing that everyone was not concentrating, Deputy Mayor Ma tapped his finger on the table and said, "When it's time to relax, I'll give you swords and guns to go to Kuma and release Nanshan Mountain. When it's time to do business, you have to be serious, tense and concentrate!"I'm announcing discipline, is there anyone talking? !Everyone fell silent, and Bai Renbao said: Who hasn't arrived yet?In fact, he noticed that Liu Xiuzhen hadn't arrived, and deliberately wanted to embarrass Liu Xiuzhen.Liu Xiuzhen combed her hair neatly and left the room. Seeing Officer Zhai stretching his waist, she went to the meeting room. Liu Xiuzhen said: Why are you wearing slippers?Director Zhai said: The video shows only the head but not the feet.Liu Xiuzhen said: Then you wait to be reprimanded by Deputy Mayor Ma!Officer Zhai said: He is a fool!The people in the conference room heard this, and so did Deputy Mayor Ma. The deputy mayor's face changed suddenly, and he stared at Officer Zhai as he entered the conference room. He said, "I'm 毬, what are you?" !Only then did Director Zhai realize that his words had been heard, and he was flustered for a moment, so he said: Ah, ah, I am Felt!Everyone snorted and were about to laugh, but it was no longer a matter of laughing, so they all lowered their heads.Deputy Mayor Ma ignored Director Zhai again, and continued to announce discipline: no naps.Pay special attention not to yawn when looking up, but to smile.Do not move around and leave the conference room.Bamboo raised his hand like a primary school student.Deputy Mayor Ma said: What's wrong with you?Bamboo said: Can I bring a teacup to drink?Deputy Mayor Ma said: Drinking water is fine, and the leaders of the rostrum put water glasses in front of them.Zhuzi said again: Can I leave the meeting room after drinking water and going to the bathroom?Everyone finally couldn't help it and burst out laughing.Deputy Mayor Ma slapped the table and said: Be serious!What kind of meeting is this you goofy? !If you don't want to have a meeting, just leave!If you don't want to work in the town government anymore, that's fine, go through the resignation procedures immediately!The training made Zhuzhu's face lack of color.Everyone watched the lights, but they were not angry. They stood up and said to Zhuzi: Mayor Ma is hosting a video conference for the first time, why don't you cooperate?Come, come, come over and sit with Mayor Ma, you learn from Mayor Ma, what Mayor Ma does, you do whatever you want.But Zhuzi said: He eats dry tobacco pots, I can't stand the smoke.Sitting next to the lamp.

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Deputy mayor Ma has prostatitis, he couldn't hold it back at first, so he went out to use the bathroom.With the light on, I saw Deputy Mayor Ma go to the bathroom, and she also came out to use the bathroom.When we met in the yard, deputy mayor Ma said: "As soon as the meeting is over."Let's talk briefly about our experience after listening to the report.You take the lead.Bring the lamp and say: I can't talk about this.Deputy Mayor Ma said: How can you not speak, you didn't listen carefully?Bring the lamp and say: Listen carefully, but the content of the report is so profound and rich, like a waterfall on a high mountain, I can't hold much water in a small bowl.Deputy Mayor Ma said: ...Bring the lamp and say: This needs to be absorbed slowly and comprehended slowly, and I will talk about my experience as soon as the meeting is over. I really can’t say it.Deputy Mayor Ma said: Well, let's organize a symposium in two days.

Continuing to listen to the report of the secretary of the county party committee, she knocked the bamboo with her knee under the table with a lamp, and handed her the notebook.Zhuzi put the notebook with the lamp under his own notebook, and pushed it away bit by bit to read, ten words were written in the notebook. 1. Confucius was trapped in Chencai, saying Zi Gongri, my way is wrong?Why am I here?Zigong said: Master's way is supreme, so the world cannot tolerate Master. 2. Outside the Yumen Gate of the Yellow River, the river bed often collapses for more than a thousand feet in autumn and winter.The sound from the bottom of the water, the rumbling bull roar, spread for several miles, saying: "The ground is crying."

3. The hidden and incomprehensible sound, but there is a Susuqin without strings.Every time there is wine, I will fondle it to convey my meaning. 4. The LORD confuses people's accents, making them unable to understand each other, and each speaks his own language, thus creating estrangement and disputes. 5. On the mountain of Miaogushe, there are gods and men living there, whose skin is like ice and snow, and is as graceful as a virgin. 6. Jialing is a bird of the Western Regions with the same head and common destiny. Its feathers cannot be seen in the world, and its literary beauty cannot be known in the world. If people are passionate, they will be transformed into such things.

7. It is written on the wall of Edison's former residence: When everything is in the darkness of night, God said: Let Edison invent electricity.Thus, there is light. 8. Ji Yuzi raised fighting cocks for the king, and it has been successful for a long time. His cocks look like wooden cocks, and the gaide is complete, and no other cocks dare to respond. 9. Monk Xuyun opened an altar in Jizu Mountain, and there were many listeners. He said: Be a person who transforms himself for the rest of his life, transforming bugs into butterflies and seeds into trees. 10. Wang Guowei went up to Beishan and said: "The sky is extremely cloudy. It rained last night. I came here to hear the heavenly language."Then, the white birds were submerged, the autumn leaves were in the sky, and there were fishes in the stream, which made noises every night, calling themselves by their names.

After the video conference, Deputy Mayor Ma did not call a study seminar, and after two days, he did not call a study seminar.At night, everyone sat in the courtyard to enjoy the shade. There were a lot of mosquitoes, and everyone slapped their legs from time to time.Officer Hou said: "Take him, the only thing that sticks with us in this world is mosquitoes!"Liu Xiuzhen told Deputy Mayor Ma: Also, what you can get without pursuing is age. There was another sound of kicking in the yard. Bring a lamp to the bamboo and say: When you hit a mosquito on your leg, you are actually hitting yourself.

There are few stewed meat pots on the town street, but there are more cicada fry pots.Bai Renbao bought a box of fried cicada chrysalis and brought them back for Dai Deng and bamboo to eat, but Dai Deng and bamboo were not eaten. Bai Renbao said: Don't be angry after being scolded by Deputy Mayor Ma, he actually annoyed Director Zhai.Bring a lamp and say: I forgot about this a long time ago, do you still remember? !Bai Renbao said: There is bad news and good news, let me tell you a good news.Bring a lamp and say: I don't expect you to spit ivory out of your mouth.Bai Renbao said: Zhu Zhaocai is dead.Bamboo cried: Ah!Zhu Zhaocai is dead?Bai Renbao said: This is good news!Sitting with the lamp on but didn't say a word, his face was ugly.Bai Renbao said: Are you unhappy?Bring the lamp and say: I wish I could strangle him to death if he is alive, but I am not happy when he is dead.Zhu Zhushi must have been wronged, but Xue Zhongbao died without a counterpart and could not reverse the case. He died so fruitlessly after more than ten years of petitioning? !When did you die?Bai Renbao said: "I died the night before yesterday. Yang Sidou, who sells fried pots, said that he went to Zhu's house to burn paper. The family was so poor that he sawed off the legs of a board cabinet to make a coffin."Bring the lamp and tell the bamboo: We should go and see.Bai Renbao said: You go and see?Without talking to Bai Renbao, Dai Deng and Zhu Zi left the gate of the town hall, followed by the white-haired dog.Bai Renbao said from behind: Oh, yes, you should bring a bunch of firecrackers! Bringing the lamp and bamboo to go to Zhu Zhaocai's house, to buy burnt paper in the paper shop on the town street, Cao Laoba ran over nervously, and put his mouth close to the lamp's ear to speak.Bring a light and say: Do you eat garlic?Cao Laoba hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands, pressed his chin down, rolled his eyes up, and said, "I'll give you some information."Bring a lamp and say: Return the information?Cao Laoba said: I have always regarded myself as your informant.So he called the lamp and bamboo to his grocery store, and turned his head while walking.When I got to the store, the store door was closed, and I said: I didn’t want to tell you, but I thought about it, and I can’t say no, I am a party member and the chairman of the labor union!If I don't say it, I will get sick.Bring a light and say: What's the matter?Cao Laoba said: I told you, don't be in a hurry, you need to calm down when you have a big event, and you will know how to deal with it when you calm down, and you won't put me in it.Bring the lamp and say: what's the matter, I'm still busy.Cao Laoba said: It's not that shitty queen who made trouble! As soon as he heard about the queen, he brought the lamp and bamboo and became serious, and asked what's the matter with the queen.Cao Laoba said: This has to start from last night.Last night, Cao Laoba and his wife were angry, and the daughter-in-law stopped cooking. Cao Laoba was so angry that he took out a wad of money from his pocket and slammed it on the edge of the table, saying that I can’t eat anything if I have money. Go for hot tofu, buy two bowls, eat one bowl and pour another bowl!He really went to the hot tofu shop. A basket of new tofu hadn't been cooked yet, and he was waiting at the door of the shop when he saw Ma Lianqiao and the owner of the Mipi shop scolding Wang Housheng.He didn't go up to him, but he had ears to listen to what they scolded about the Queen's life, and he heard Ma Lianqiao scolded the Queen's life for making troubles all her life, and asked him to sign the petition materials he had written.The owner of the Mipi shop asked what the name of the signature was. Ma Lianqiao said that she had heard from the old man Zhang Zhengmin that what Wang Housheng was suing this time was the large factory in Yingzhen with high pollution and high consumption, which was not needed in other places. Rarely picked it up, the leaders of Ying Town only care about political achievements and ignore the ecological environment. In the future, there will be no fish in the river. No matter whether it is corn or wheat, the crops will grow to the height of the knees and they will form ears. The ears can only be the heads of flies. .What's more, it's just that you can't have a baby in your life. If you give birth to a baby, you will either have cerebral palsy or lose your ass hole.Then Ma Lianqiao scolded Wang Housheng as nonsense, what's wrong with coming to a big factory, can Yingzhen Town collect taxes without a big factory, can there be so much food and drink on the streets of the town, can there be a sand factory?You are addicted to suing, the queen of the dog day, and you still ask people to sign and ask others to put a bowl for you? !Cao Laoba was still narrating slowly, and said with a lamp: Who did he ask for an autograph?Cao Laoba said: Ma Lianqiao didn't say anything.I don't know.Bring the lamp and say: This matter is very important.Cao Laoba said: I will report to you in time for important matters.Bring the lamp and say: You ask me again to see who has signed?I'll call you in an hour.Cao Laoba said: I will inquire now? !I stopped buying burnt paper with the lamp, and walked to the town government after pulling the bamboo. Looking back, Cao Laoba was still in a daze. She said: Why don't you go?go, go! Dai Deng and Bamboo reported the matter of Wang Housheng's signing to Deputy Mayor Ma, and Deputy Mayor Ma steamed a fetus and stopped eating it. He immediately called the secretary at the county party congress to report.It was three forty-three in the afternoon.The secretary said seven o'clock on the phone. These seven points are: 1. I can delegate power, but I must handle the affairs of the big factories. 2. Democracy is not something I can achieve, but I must be stable. Third, the rule of law is not something I can achieve, but I can try my best to be close to the people. 4. I dare not say how to be clean and honest, but I definitely emphasize efficiency. 5. I don't dare to say how to be fair, but I am trying to improve. Sixth, if the economic strength is weak, I will develop hard power, and big factories are hard power.When the economic strength becomes stronger, of course I will develop soft power. 7. The status of Ying Town in the whole county is still relatively low, so I must pay attention to face.Once the status of Yingzhen in the county is improved, I will naturally pay attention to the inside. The secretary spoke very excitedly, and almost made a speech impassionedly. After finishing speaking, he said: "Old Ma, do you understand?"Deputy Mayor Ma said: I understand, we are making great strides towards our goals and ideals, and if there is a stumbling block on the road, we will mercilessly kick it away! Deputy Mayor Ma sent Officer Hou, Officer Wu, and Officer Zhai to call Wang Housheng. The three of them had just had a drink, their necks flushed, and they immediately untied the hemp rope for drying clothes from the tree in the yard, and went to pull the gourd in the corner. sticks in the vine.Deputy mayor Ma said: "Do you need to call him?"When you bring the lamp, you will be warned: don't beat or scold when you go, let you dress neatly, and go back to the alley when you come back.Officer Hou said: Shall we invite him to a banquet? ! Wang Housheng was called, and she was dressed decently. Officer Hou, Officer Wu, and Officer Zhai had a cigarette in his mouth, and he also had a cigarette in his mouth. The cigarette stuck to his lips when it was extinguished, and it didn't affect his speech.Deputy Mayor Ma, Dai Deng, and Bai Renbao discussed in the yard how to interrogate the queen. Soak slowly.Just as he was talking, he saw Wang Housheng coming in. Deputy Mayor Ma said that his back was itchy and asked Director Hou to scratch him.Director Hou scratched Deputy Mayor Ma's back and said, "You didn't change your clothes, you scalded them with boiling water."Deputy Mayor Ma said: It's not a lice bite, it's an itchy skin.Hou Yushi said: When will I buy you a wooden filial piety.Deputy Mayor Ma said: We must buy one.Officer Hou said: Zhang Plaster's Mu Xiaoshun was very good, but Gou Ri's stinginess took him away.When Wang Housheng came in, no one paid any attention to her. She took off the cigarettes from her lips and put them in her pocket, saying, "Deputy Mayor Ma, did you call me?"Officer Hou said: He is the mayor of the town now!Wang Housheng said: Now?Is it now during the county party congress?Deputy mayor Ma said: "It's the mayor during the party congress. Don't you congratulate me?"Wang Housheng said: Congratulations, I hope that the party congress will be held for one year and will continue!Deputy Mayor Ma said: Based on this sentence, please invite the queen to sit in the meeting room, hey, pour the water!Wang Housheng was invited to the conference room, but Deputy Mayor Ma called Dai Deng to his room. The Queen came into the conference room, and Bai Renbao was standing in the conference room. Bai Renbao was already holding a glass of water, and said: "Drink?"The queen said, "Drink."But Bai Renbao splashed water on Queen's face and said: "Drink your mother's cunt!"Queen Sheng screamed, unable to open her eyes, and said, "Didn't you invite me to give advice and suggestions to the town government?"Officer Hou, Officer Wu, and Officer Zhai have come in. Without further ado, they beat and kicked. The queen fell to the ground before she could yell. A shoe fell off and she was going to pick it up. Officer Hou picked up the shoe and slapped him on the mouth. , Said: Advice!Fan it again and say: offer advice!When the queen was born, she called Mayor Ma, Mayor Ma, Ma, Town, Mayor!His shouting was intermittent with the fan. At this time, deputy mayor Ma came in. As soon as he came in, the three officers went out, and Bai Renbao also went out.Deputy Mayor Ma was drinking tea from a teacup, and the tea foam was floating on the water, blowing on it and saying, "Queen Wang, why are you sitting on the ground?"Get up, are there enough stools in the office?Wang Housheng said: They hit me, look at my mouth!Deputy Mayor Ma said, "Did you hit you?"How can I just hit you, even if I hit you, how can I eat?Wang Housheng said: I know that asking me to offer advice and suggestions is a pretense, and it is not a good thing, but I didn't expect to hit me as soon as I came!Deputy mayor Ma said: It's a cover, I just asked you something.Wang Housheng said: This matter must be asked.Deputy Mayor Ma said: You are smart!Then you talk about it.Wang Housheng said: I wrote petition materials and asked someone to sign the materials.Deputy mayor Ma said: Is the queen still a man?You wait, you wait.Just call Zhuzi loudly and let Zhuzi take notes. So Deputy Mayor Ma interrogated Wang Housheng. Deputy Mayor Ma asked: What is the content of the materials you appealed to?Queen's answer: Yingzhen's party and government leaders deceived the top and the bottom, fished the common people, and only wanted political achievements, regardless of pollution. The large factories introduced are scourge projects!Deputy Mayor Ma asked: How many people signed the appeal materials?The queen replied: Thirteen people.Deputy Mayor Ma asked: Who are the thirteen people, and what village are they from?The queen replied: I will not say that.Deputy Mayor Ma asked: What about the appeal materials? Hand over the materials.The queen replied: I will not pay it.Deputy Mayor Ma asked: Is it up to you?You must say, must pay!The Queen replied: I will not answer your words from now on.Wang Housheng really stopped talking and closed his eyes.Deputy mayor Ma said: Oh, sleepy?I'm sleepy too. If you don't sleep for a while after lunch, you will lose your energy. Let's all sleep for a while. Deputy Mayor Ma walked out of the conference room, followed by Zhu Zi.Dai Deng, Bai Renbao and the three officials were still playing poker in the courtyard. When they asked how the situation was, Deputy Mayor Ma said that he had admitted to writing the appeal materials and thirteen people signed the materials, but he refused to explain.Officer Wu said: I'll pry his teeth open!Bring a light and say: What are you prying?Officer Wu said: "If he can withstand a lot of beatings, I can deal as many punches as I can!"Bring the lamp and say: Did you kill him?What we want is materials!So I suggested to Deputy Mayor Ma: continue to interrogate him here, and send another person to search his house.Deputy mayor Ma sent Bai Renbao and Zhuzi, and asked if the cell phone had power, and contacted here at any time.Bai Renbao said: Isn't it okay to go to the bamboo?Bring the lamp and say: I will go with the bamboo, and you all stay here. Please remember that the queen is a piece of rag, and the water will come out only after twisting it slowly.As soon as he left with the lamp and the bamboo, Officer Wu said: Lesbians can't do this, no wonder the queen has been arrogant for so many years!Deputy Mayor Ma said: "You four young people will take turns to interrogate each of you for two hours. I will award 200 yuan to whoever can get the materials."Officer Wu said, "You play cards for me, and I'll earn the 200 yuan." Officer Wu entered the meeting room, and Wang Housheng sat there with his eyes closed.Officer Wu said: Queen, open your eyes!The Queen's eyes did not open, and there was a sound.Officer Wu saw a row of notepads hanging on the wall, all of which were held in iron clips, so he removed two of them, quickly clamping the eyelids of the queen's eyes.Queen Sheng jumped up all of a sudden, and wanted to get the iron clip with his hand. Officer Wu hit his hand with a stick and said, "Didn't you fall asleep?"Wang Housheng said: It hurts!pain!Officer Wu said: Are you still opening your eyes?Wang Housheng said: I will open my eyes when you take the iron clip.The iron clip was taken, and Officer Wu said: Tell me the truth, where are the materials?Who are the thirteen people who signed?Wang Housheng kept silent again, even though Officer Wu grabbed his collar and lifted him up and threw it to the ground, and then used his fist to plow the road on his head and knocked out the chestnut bag, he still didn't speak.Officer Wu said: Do you think you are a member of the Communist Party in Zhazidong? !He pinched Wang Housheng's cheeks with his hands, squeezed his mouth open, and spat in the phlegm.Wang Housheng looked at Officer Wu and swallowed the phlegm.Officer Wu threw away his hand and said: You are such a goddamn asshole!Wang Housheng said: What came out of your mouth didn't come out of your butthole. What's so dirty?Officer Wu was so angry that he rushed forward and slapped Wang Housheng until he lay on the ground with his head buried under his body.Officer Wu pulled him up, couldn't pull him up, hugged him by the waist, and hugged him into a bow, his hands and feet still on the ground, the two of them entangled and moved to the corner of the wall.Officer Wu raised his fist and hit Wang Housheng on the head. His fist hit the wall, and a piece of skin fell off.Officer Wu scolded: I hate your mother!Just lift the buttocks, twist the buttocks nonsense, and the pants are stretched open, revealing the black asshole.Officer Wu stabbed his finger into the butthole and lifted it upwards, causing the queen to collapse.Officer Wu raised his leg again and pulled Wang Housheng to the middle of the conference room, twisted violently, turned over, and said, "Where are the materials?"Wang Housheng said: It is in a basket hanging from the beam of my house.Officer Wu clapped his hands and walked out of the conference room. In the yard, Deputy Mayor Ma and the others were still playing poker. Bai Renbao was absent-minded, looking at the conference room for a while, and then at the gate for a while.Officer Zhai said: Are you waiting for that?Bai Renbao said: What nonsense, I worry about Wu's ability to do things.Deputy Mayor Ma said: Calm down, be calm when facing major events, play cards and play cards!Seeing Officer Wu come out, he asked: How is it?Officer Wu said: The materials are in a basket hanging from the beams of his house.Deputy Mayor Ma said: Whenever there is a major event, if you can calm down, there will be geniuses around you.Call with lights.At this time, Aunt Liu bought a few servings of cold-style 饸饹 from the town street. Deputy Mayor Ma said: Let Wu Qian eat first!Officer Wu was not polite either. After taking a bite, the mustard choked on tears.The phone with the light came, saying that Wang Housheng's house had been searched twice, and there was no hanging cage on the roof beam at all.Officer Wu said: "Is he playing tricks on me?" !Putting down the bowl, he entered the meeting room again, saying: The queen gave birth to you, you are playing me like a dog!Where is the basket hanging from the roof beam?Wang Housheng said: My memory is wrong, it is in the chicken coop.Officer Wu came out again and said: The materials are in the chicken coop.Take the bowl and eat the glutinous rice.Before he finished eating, he called again with the light on: there is no chicken coop.Officer Wu took the bowl and entered the meeting room again, and said: You have played tricks on me twice? !Queen Sheng stared and said nothing.Officer Wu said: Are you laughing at me by staring at me?close your eyes!Queen Sheng still stared.Officer Wu poured the mustard soup in the bowl over, and the Queen was screaming like a pig this time. Deputy Mayor Ma called Officer Wu in the courtyard, and Officer Wu went out. Deputy Mayor Ma said: Come and play cards for a while, let Officer Zhai go.Officer Wu said: You won't let me cook the meat until it's 80% cooked?Deputy Mayor Ma said: Don't be in a hurry, after one round, can you still go. Officer Zhai went in and said, "Did Officer Wu hit you just now?"Wang Housheng said: Is the conference room of the town government a slag cave? Look at it!He bit his lips and pouted his butt again.Director Zhai said: Then you shouldn't coax him.Wang Housheng said: He beat me so dizzy, I can't remember.Director Zhai said: I won't beat you, I can't remember where the materials are, let's not talk about the materials, but who are the thirteen people?Wang Housheng said: You come to sing the red face.Director Zhai said: It's better to sing a red face than a bad face.Wang Housheng said: I have my own principles of life, and I don't say anything about my face.Officer Zhai said: It’s okay if you don’t talk about it.When people are hungry, they want to eat. You can talk about it when you want to.But the queen said: I want to go to the toilet.Officer Zhai said, "Okay, okay."Pulled out of the meeting room.Bai Renbao asked: What is this for?Director Zhai said: I need to go to the toilet.Bai Renbao said: There is more shit and urine in dog days!Officer Zhai dragged the queen away, but the queen thought she was walking too fast and said, "My leg hurts."Officer Zhai said: Oh.Kicking him at the crook of the leg, Queen Sheng knelt down and said, "You kick me too?" !Officer Zhai said: I'll try to see if my leg hurts.Wang Housheng just stood up and took two steps, when Director Zhai kicked him in the crook of the leg again, and Wang Housheng fell to his knees again. Director Zhai said: "It really hurts my leg."Wang Housheng said: None of the town cadres are good!Director Zhai chuckled.When we arrived at the toilet, the queen was squatting there puffing and pooping. Director Zhai called the white-haired dog over and kicked the dog on the buttocks. The dog jumped in. The queen was startled and sat on the pit , made a whole body of feces.The Queen told him to drive the dog away, but Director Zhai refused to chase him away, and the Queen asked him to wipe his shit with some paper, but Director Zhai refused, saying: You are already so dirty, just explain it here, who signed it ?Queen Sheng simply sat up and said: You make me stink, and you stink even if you climb on the wall of the toilet.Director Zhai said: Who signed it?Wang Housheng said: I will help you guys, there is Zhang San from Zhendong Street.Director Zhai shouted to the poker player: Quick Note, Zhang San from Zhendongjie Village signed it.Officer Wu said: Did he explain it to you?Director Zhai turned his head and smiled and said: Does he know that I am a reserve cadre trained by the town government?Officer Wu scolded: Snob!So, Director Zhai kept shouting names of people from over there, and Deputy Mayor Ma took notes.Officer Zhai said: Zhang San of Zhendong Street Village——!Deputy Mayor Ma said: Remember.Director Zhai said: Nanhe Village Dynasty——!Deputy Mayor Ma said: Nanhe Village Dynasty.Officer Zhai said: Li Si in Zhenxijie Village——!Deputy Mayor Ma said: Li Si of Xijie Village in the town.Is there a man named Li Si in Zhenxijie Village?Officer Zhai said: Ma Han from Jingheyan Village, Wu Yaoxuan from Yaopushan Village, and Ma Xiaoan from Zhenjie Pharmacy.Deputy Mayor Ma said: Slow down, slow down.Officer Wu said: Is there someone with the same name and surname as me in Yaopu Mountain Village?Deputy Mayor Ma felt that something was wrong, and said: Zhang San Li Si Dynasty Ma Han, who else, what is Ma?Officer Zhai said: Ma Xiaoan, a pharmacy on the town street.The cashier of the town government was called Ma Xiaoan. She had been washing clothes in her room, and she just brought out the dirty water and said: Ma Xiaoan?Ma Xiaoan is the only one in Yingzhen, where is Ma Xiaoan in the pharmacy? !Deputy Mayor Ma immediately scolded: The queen of the dog day is teasing us!Director Hou, go and pull me out of the dog! Director Hou went to the toilet and asked Director Zhai to go away, but the cashier poured a basin of dirty water over his head at the queen, cursing: "What enmity or grievance do you have with me? You said my name?"Others bully me, even people like you bully me? !Deputy Mayor Ma said: "Okay, okay, don't meddle in it, let Director Hou drag him into the meeting room."But the queen was full of feces and urine, Hou Guanshi was unwilling to pull it, so he drove the dog away, let the queen come out by himself, and the queen left, but Hou didn't let him out again, saying: You just come out so dirty ah?Wipe your poop off!But Wang Housheng deliberately wiped the excrement and urine on the wall of the toilet.Director Hou pulled the leather hose for watering the flowers and trees from the sink, and said, "Chairman Ma, turn on the tap, and I will wash the queen."The cashier really turned on the faucet, and Director Hou rushed the water hose at the queen.The water rushed so hard that Wang Housheng was drenched from head to toe immediately. He yelled loudly, but the water rushed into his nose and mouth again, so he stopped shouting and curled up in a ball in the corner of the toilet.Director Hou continued to flush, and a puddle formed in the toilet, and the water flowed out from the door of the toilet. Director Hou's shoes were also soaked in water. He stood on a brick. The spray, fell down and drenched the people in the yard.Liu Xiuzhen was calling: Where are you going? !Director Hou couldn't see Liu Xiuzhen, so he vented his anger on Wang Housheng again, and rushed at Wang Housheng even more, until the wall of the toilet behind Wang Housheng fell off, and the soil inside became a deep nest, Hou Guanshi was still rushing.Queen Sheng suddenly cried out hysterically.Let him call, but no one in the yard paid attention, Director Hou was still rushing.The Queen gave another cry of hysteria.Deputy Mayor Ma seemed to hear the words "a hole in the wall" in his vague shouting, and said: "He said a hole in the wall?"Director Hou stopped flushing, and Wang Housheng yelled again and punched the hole in the wall.Director Hou said: You said there is a hole in the wall, but the material is in the hole?Queen Sheng was trembling all over, unable to speak clearly, and said, "It's in the hole in the east wall of my kitchen.Hou Yushi said: "Speak clearly!"Wang Housheng said: My tongue is hard, and it is in the hole in the east wall of the kitchen.Director Hou immediately told Deputy Mayor Ma: "I've recruited. The materials are in the hole in the east wall of his kitchen."Deputy Mayor Ma said: Don't let him play tricks on us again!Then asked Bai Renbao to call Dai Deng.Director Hou began to flush Wang Housheng again, and bang, the wall of the toilet collapsed, and the mud fell on Wang Housheng's head, and the water washed away the mud again.The phone with the light came back, and the material was found, and it was indeed in the hole in the east wall of the stove.Everyone in the yard applauded, and Director Hou stopped flushing, saying: If you said it earlier, the wall would not have collapsed.
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