Chapter 9 Chapter VII

In the compound of the town government, the white-haired dog was gnawing on a bone. There was no meat on the bone, and it was still gnawing.The accountant washed the sheets, soaked a lot of dirty clothes and stinky socks in the aluminum basin, and she scolded the dog: You still gnawed it all afternoon? !Deputy Mayor Ma brought out the brazier again, and the cage fire was not for making tea, but for cooking Chinese medicine in a casserole.Said: Do dogs hate the smell of meat?There was the sound of chopping stuffing from the kitchen, and the accountant said, "I drank turtle soup at noon and there are dumplings in the evening?"Deputy Mayor Ma said: Director Bai cut half a catty of meat himself and wanted to cook it on the electric stove.The accountant and Bai Renbao had been at loggerheads for many years, and said, "Do you still cook by yourself if you have a kitchen?"Deputy Mayor Ma said: If you have money, can you buy an electric stove?The accountant said: Hmph, he must have taken meat from Yuan Heiyan for nothing!Director Lu of the Economic Development Office and Deputy Director Liu of the police station are still playing chess. They have been playing chess all afternoon, and there is a pile of cigarette butts under their feet, and they are still quarreling regardless of the outcome.Bamboo took care of the two pots of henna. She buckled the shells of eggs beaten in the kitchen and put them on the pot soil to increase the nutrients. She hoped that they would bloom soon, but she felt the smell of the medicine made by Deputy Mayor Ma, so she put the pots to the other corner of the yard.Director Hou pinched a louse on his palm, observed it with a magnifying glass, and shouted: There are beautiful louse and there are beautiful louse, this louse has double eyelids!Later, he chased after the bamboo, trying to put the lice in the neck of the bamboo.Bamboo ran in circles like a chick, scolding Director Hou that you are disgusting while running.

She led the light from the concrete step next to the comprehensive management office to the roof. She originally wanted to adjust the TV signal receiver installed on the roof, because when watching TV last night, the screen was full of snowflakes.The signal receiver is what people in Yingzhen call a TV pot. With the light on, it moved in the same direction, but noticed the loofahs and gourds on the roof of the concrete building of the police station next door.The loofahs and gourds planted last year have not been cleaned up. On the messy withered vines, swarms of sparrows come from the sky, playing stealth in the racks, and then suddenly fly into the air in an uproar.And on the top of the tallest pole, there stood a pair, one with its head up, its winking eyes looking around, and its tail rounded; And a stroke of feet.Looking intently with the lamp on, it seemed that there seemed to be two ancient and mysterious eyes in the sky, seeing a person in her heart.Just say silently: Are you looking at me?You don't want to be soft and you wrote a letter saying that you don't want to send Yinchen, so what can I send you?You said that you always get angry in spring, which is caused by physical weakness. Let me send you some traditional Chinese medicine.I can prescribe medicine, and my husband's stomach problem is cured by my prescription. I have prescribed medicine for six old men.You have to believe me.Dr. Chen is Chen Shenxian from Yingzhen, he will check on me.While meditating with the lamp on, two birds flew over, and the leaves of NFDA1 fell to the ground. She was startled, and the birds flew to the sky as if nothing had happened.At this time, Zhuzi saw the lights on the roof in the yard.

Zhuzi shouted happily: "Sister, sister, you are back, why don't I know when you will come back?" Deputy Mayor Ma stirred the casserole and said: Zhuzi, there are no seniors in the revolutionary ranks! Dai Deng didn't like to listen to the eccentric words of Deputy Mayor Ma, so she said loudly: "Crazy, why are you crazy, can you turn on the TV to watch the signal?" Bamboo ran into the room and turned on the TV, commanding the TV pot to be moved to the left, then to the right, and then again, the yelling started and then disappeared again.Later said: broken, all black!

Watching TV is an unshakable habit with lights, especially at night.So when I go to the countryside with lights, even if I go to the farthest Moziping village, I have to rush back at night.At first, people in the town government compound thought it would be unhygienic to spend the night in the countryside with a lamp on, and they were afraid of getting lice. Later, they learned that she was fond of reading and had a habit of watching TV.It should also be discussed: a lesbian, who doesn't drink, doesn't like to hang out, how can he be flustered after such a long night in the country?Even Deputy Mayor Ma also said: People in the deep mountains don't watch TV, and they don't have TV. They go to bed when it gets dark, so the family planning work is difficult.When Deputy Mayor Ma said this, Director Hou was talking nonsense, saying: You mean that Director Daideng has been married for so many years and is still not pregnant because he watches too much TV?Of course Zhuzi scolded Director Hou.

Zhuzi knows that she likes to watch TV with lights, and doesn't like those martial arts dramas and romantic dramas. Apart from watching news programs, what she cares most about is the weather forecast. Zhuzi used to watch the weather forecast with Lantern and felt bored, but she watched it seriously with Lantern, so she finished it patiently and said: Have you ever heard that Master Yuan Tianliang was once a fairy in Yingzhen?Watching TV with a light on, said: Yes.Zhuzi said: It is said that his family started harvesting before the wheat was completely yellow in summer, and the villagers laughed at it. The next day there was a hailstorm, which smashed all the wheat in other people's houses into the ground.Later, the villagers all looked at him when they went out. It was a red sun, and he took an umbrella, and everyone took an umbrella. Sure enough, it rained heavily soon; Everyone also carried their baskets and went to the river. In the second half of the day, the upper reaches of the river really flooded, and pumpkins, eggplants, and potatoes washed down.Bring the lamp and say: Yes.Zhuzi said: In the past, the gods said that they could see the weather. Now that there is a weather forecast, everyone can be a god.Bring the lamp and say: Yes.Bamboo said: Why do you say whatever I say?Bringing the lights on, I finally finished reading the weather forecast, and turned around and said: I am watching God's will.

Bamboo first heard that the weather can be regarded as God's will. Bring a lamp to tell Zhuzi, of course she thinks so: We talk about God’s will all day long, what is God’s will, God’s will is the weather.If God wants you to live in peace and prosperity, the weather will be smooth and rainy; if God wants you to have a hard time, the weather will be severe drought or flood year after year.You have studied history at school. When every feudal dynasty collapsed, you can say that the system was backward, the court was corrupt, and foreign nationalities invaded. However, natural disasters caused crop failure and people's livelihood was the most important reason.When the Ming Dynasty fell, there was a severe drought for 13 consecutive years, thousands of miles of red land, and bandits everywhere. The political, economic and cultural center of Chang’an moved eastward and northward because of the dry climate, dry water sources, and raging wind and sand. The reason why Deng Xiaoping implemented the land contract system in the countryside was so smooth. , the success, and the bumper harvests for many years should also be a big reason.Zhuzi felt that the idea of ​​bringing lights made sense, but she had never heard these reasons from her history teacher or geography teacher in college.She admired that Dai Deng stayed in Ying Town like her, and even ate the same meals in the kitchen of the town government. Why did Dai Deng have such thoughts in his mind?However, Zhuzi looked at the lamp and said: Maybe the weather is God’s will. The emperor wants to sacrifice to the sky, but we are small cadres of the town government. After a while, I just ran to the village and broke my legs.Dai Deng said: I also think that it is absurd for me to think about these things, but I can’t explain why, and these thoughts just get into my mind.Ying Town is a place of bitterness. When people are poor, their ambitions are short, and at the same time they do things with force and ruthlessness. Now they emphasize social stability, but petitioners report so many land issues, forest issues, and distribution of relief materials, which are not all. What about the weather?Although we are small cadres in the town, we are fed by the government after all. If the weather is bad, disasters increase, and farmers' lives are difficult, will society be stable?The world is in chaos, without the Jade Emperor, can there still be land masters and land mothers?We pay more attention to the changes in the weather, and consciously contact God's will, many things can be alerted and prevented.While talking with the lamp on, he suddenly stopped talking.Bamboo said: Well said, you say it.Dai Deng said: Actually, I just feel that way, and I can't explain it clearly.

Zhuzi didn't sleep well that night, so he got up and read the county annals, hoping to read the historical data of the weather since the founding of the People's Republic of China in 1949, and find out some relationship between weather changes and social development.However, the county chronicles are old county chronicles, which ended in the Tongzhi year of the Qing Dynasty.I regretted that I only wanted to read the history of Yingzhen in the county annals, instead of borrowing the new county annals.Bamboo had no choice but to look for the weather chapters in the old county annals, but there was nothing, just some auspiciousness.

In the first year of Dezong Zhenyuan, there was a severe drought in spring, and the sky was red like flames.In summer, locusts fly in groups during the day, covering the sky for ten days without rest, killing all the leaves of plants, trees and animals.The hungry people in the east of the county rushed into the county government office and killed 50 people. In the autumn of the fourth year of Shunzong Yongzhen, an earthquake caused the south cliff of Mang Mountain to collapse, and the three villages no longer existed.In November, the strong wind howled, and the houses were pulled out, and the bandits came, and two hundred people followed.

In the fourth year of Emperor Taizong's Chunhua, it snowed in June, and there was a black beast that looked like a monkey, but with a long waist and tail, fierce and fast, and it was eaten by people.The change of government of the country. In May of Renzong Kangding year, there was hail in the southeast of the county, as big as a fist, and there was no harvest of grain and wheat.Ten cattle were crushed to death along the river.The thief Wu Youtian lived in Tianzhu Mountain for three years. In the second year of Guangzong Shaoxi, the night of the winter solstice was thunderous like a cannon, and the lightning was like a fire. It fell to the ground like a bow, and disappeared in time.In the coming year, there was a severe drought, and the price of millet was so high that the market stopped buying. All the wood, skin and stone noodles were eaten up, and the father and son married each other.In the twelfth lunar month, the prefect was dismissed and the county was withdrawn and merged with Shanyin County.

In the Qianheng year of Shengzong, black frost fell from the sky, pigs gave birth to elephants, and some people gave birth to horns.In October, thieves rise up, whistling in the county. In the 18th year of King Sejong's reign, in August a group of rats formed groups and walked in the market during the day, and in September there was a flood.Sejong died the next year. In the second year of Wu Zong's reign, the sky suddenly became dark, the wind and sand swept away the rocks, there was no rain for more than ten months, and there was great hunger. In the thirty-second year of Hongwu, there was a starry night falling on the Yijialing Ridge, the light was as bright as day, and the next day there was a big earthquake, and there was a crack five miles away in Xixiang County, ten feet wide, and ten villages were wiped out.The county government was broken by thieves, and the head of the county magistrate hung at the gate of the city the next day.

In the seventh year of Tiancong, there were people grazing horses in the mountains, thunder and lightning were everywhere, and clouds and mists covered the valley. People saw dragons and horses in the clouds and mists.In the third year, Ma Shichang from the north of the county gathered a crowd to make trouble, and then Baiqi Mountain in the south rose up. Five thousand people from Ma Shichang voted for it. In the seventh year of Chongde, the ground cracked, water gushed, and the Nanqi River flowed upstream for three days. Rats ate crops, people suffered from hunger and disease, and the dead mingled with each other. In the tenth year of Shunzhi, heavy rains have been caught in summer and autumn, which hurt crops and famine the people.Soldiers rise. In the thirty-sixth year of Kangxi's reign, the clouds were cloudy, the color was green, the hail was as big as eggs, and the smell was stinky. From Chabuping to Yingzhen, the seedlings were all destroyed.In the 1942 year, a flash flood broke out in Xigou County, and the thirteen villages at the bottom of the mountain almost became Zeguo.Recife Rebellion. In the twelfth year of Yongzheng, there were more than one month of strong winds. The whole county's wheat was diseased, the seeds of weeds were flying, and the grass was barren.The border is tense. In the eighth year of Jiaqing, the frost killed the crops, the frozen soil was three feet deep and could not be plowed, and robbers were everywhere. In the tenth year of Xianfeng, meteorites fell from the sky in March, and big snakes were common in July.A tall man was seen in Xiong'er Mountain, with a body of more than three feet and a foot of three feet and two inches, wearing a white hood and a yellow shirt, and shouted that today is peace.Bandits have passed, the world is in chaos, and the imperial court has been restructured in eleven years. The TV in the Comprehensive Management Office was completely broken, but Deputy Mayor Ma took the initiative to ask to bring a lamp and bamboo to the Family Planning Office to watch TV.Deputy mayor Ma said: "Bring the lamp, and other people come to visit me when they have nothing to do. You never come. I know you have a problem with me, but I sincerely invite you. Are you still refusing to go?"Bring the lamp and say: How dare I have an opinion on you?What can I say? !It's just that I'm a petty bourgeoisie, and I'm afraid you may have an opinion.Deputy mayor Ma said: This is what the mayor said!How can he draw this conclusion to his subordinates as a leader? !Bring the lamp and say: He is not wrong.I just laughed. Leng Deng and Zhu Zi watched TV in the Family Planning Office, L Leng took a bottle of soy beans she made, and gave her a piece of sulfur soap.Just in time, Officer Wu from the office came in, saw a pack of cigarettes on the table, took out one and started smoking.Deputy mayor Ma said: Although I am the deputy mayor, I can still be regarded as a leader. Others bribe the leader, but you eat my cigarettes when you come. You should also learn to wear a lamp!Bring the lamp and say: I want to watch your TV, so I took the soy bean sulfur soap.Officer Wu said: I eat the leader's cigarettes to show the relationship between the leader and the masses. Do you think she is treating you well by bringing a lamp and giving sulfur soap?She thinks you have lice!Everyone laughed and scolded with the lights on: When will your mouth grow ivory? !Deputy mayor Ma also said: I have lice here.Instead of letting Dai Deng and bamboo sit on the edge of the bed, he asked Director Wu to fetch two stools and said: There will be no lice on the stools. While watching the news broadcast and weather forecast on TV, Deputy Mayor Ma kept talking. He said that the secretary had gone to the provincial capital, and the mayor had also gone to the county for a meeting. He should be back today but he didn’t. Are you busy with his business again?Bamboo said: What's the matter with him?Deputy mayor Ma said: Yuan squinted at me yesterday and asked, if the secretary introduced a big factory, it would be a great political achievement, and he should be promoted to the county, and the mayor would also be the secretary by the way.Zhuzi said: "If Yuan squints, can he be serious?"The day before yesterday, he fought with someone again. A big man's hand was so heavy that he punched the golden dog's wife in the chest, causing her to faint on the ground.Deputy mayor Ma said: Do you know why the golden dog's wife was beaten?Bamboo said: Why?Deputy Mayor Ma said: Jingou fed three pigs the year before last, and he got some money from selling them. Yuan squinted and played mahjong with Jingou all day long. The golden dog's daughter-in-law forgot her hatred.Recently, there was a guy in Cidian Village who came back from working in a large mining area and earned six to seven thousand yuan. Before he returned to Cidian Village, he was dragged to play mahjong by Yuan Squint on the town street. He lost all his money again. Give it to him, and after three more days of gambling, the guy still lost.Unable to pay the bill, Yuan squinted and forced the guy to go to work in the big mining area, and agreed with the contractor in the big mining area that the guy would pay him directly for the money he earned.When Yuan squinted at the young man, Jingou's daughter-in-law saw it, and after a few words, Yuan squinted and beat Jingou's wife.Bring a lamp and say: Yuan squints to open a casino on the town street?Deputy mayor Ma said: I only said that you watch TV, and you are doing two things at once?I don't know if he opened a casino or not, but it's true that he specially invites people who have returned from working in the big mining area in the North and South Ershan to play mahjong.Bring the lamp and say: You didn't tell the secretary and mayor about this?Deputy Mayor Ma said: Is this matter under the control of the Comprehensive Management Office? I told you it was bad for you! Back at the Comprehensive Management Office, Zhuzi said: Our leader is always eccentric.Bring a lamp and say: Does he have gas in his stomach?Zhuzi said: Before he was promoted, he felt that everyone was wronging him. When he got angry and his health was not good, it would be more difficult to get up.Bring the lamp and say: You remind me that as soon as the mayor comes back, he has to report Yuan squinting.Zhuzi is still dissatisfied with Deputy Mayor Ma, complaining about going to watch TV, there is no need to give him soy beans and sulfur soap, even if he is given sulfur soap.He said, "Did you see the headboard of his bed? There are three spots of blood on it, which must be left by ticks."Bring the lamp and say: Don't talk about it, I feel itchy when you talk about it.Shall we take a shower?Bamboo said: wash, wash!So I went to Aunt Liu to ask for the key to the kitchen, so I could boil the hot water by myself. Then I closed the door, drew the curtains, undressed and took off my shoes to wash.The face with the lamp is fair, but the skin on the body is dark. Zhuzi hates that he can't grow, and the body is white and the face is dark.Suddenly there was a murmur outside the door, the bamboo looked through the crack of the door, and the white-haired dog lay there, whispering: Are you peeping or guarding?The dog coughed, and Zhuzhu blocked the door with a sheet.Bring a lamp and say: It must be guarding us.Bamboo said: Did the dog change from a human?When I said it, it coughed, but we couldn't understand what it said.Dai Deng said: Don't dare to let the dog speak human language, it will speak human language, it knows everything in the town government compound.The two giggled, discussing in low voices how can a dog know what is in the compound, who in the town has bribed the secretary and the mayor?Know what the deputy mayor Ma is complaining about again?Do you know what Bai Renbao is doing as soon as the woman who sells the clothes comes to Bai Renbao's room and pulls the curtains?At the end, bring a light and say: How much does the dog know about you?Zhuzi said: What's the matter with me, isn't my mother forcing me to marry quickly!What about you, calling my brother-in-law in your dreams at night? !Turning the bamboo with the light on, the bamboo screamed, and the two laughed again. But at this moment, Bai Renbao was calling for Dai Deng, and Dai Deng said what to do at such a late hour, and ignored him.Bai Renbao called Zhuzi again: Phone, the county phone!Bamboo said: Talk about my mother, and my mother will call!Get dressed and go out.But he came back soon and said, "It's the County Letters and Calls Bureau, and Bai Renbao wants you to answer it."This crazy guy won't let me pick it up, he calls me? !With the light on, I had to put on my clothes and go out.It was indeed a call from the County Bureau of Letters and Calls, saying that a petitioner in Yingzhen had drunk pesticide outside the gate of the county government, and had been sent to the county hospital, and asked Yingzhen to take it away immediately.He hummed with the light on, his face changed, he covered the microphone and said to Bai Renbao: Something happened, our people drank pesticides in the county, let them go and get them.Bai Renbao said: This is a matter of comprehensive management, so I let you take it.Dai Deng glared at Bai Renbao, and said into the microphone: "drinking pesticide?"Is the surname Zhu, Zhu Zhaocai?The people from the County Bureau of Letters and Calls said: I don’t care about pigs and cats, as long as they are from Ying Town, you all have to come and get them!Bring a light and say: Are you?The man said, "I'm not the bureau chief, so why don't you listen?" !Bring the lamp and say: I didn't mean that.The man said: What happened to Ying Town, you were made responsible for guarding the land and taking strict precautions, so people came to the county and drank pesticides!He said with a lamp: Zhu Zhaocai is a well-known old petitioner in the whole county. The old couple have been running outside to petition for seven or eight years. Except.The man said: Do you mean that you will not come to pick up people?Tell your secretary and mayor to answer the phone!Bring the lamp and say: Okay, we will pick up people. Put down the phone with the light on, and cursed: It wasn't the director who was so fierce, the pug was standing on the dung pile!After entering the comprehensive treatment office, Zhuzi took off his clothes and had to wash them. He brought a light and said: something happened, something happened!I first went to the yard to start the motorcycle, and Zhuzhu put on his clothes again and drove him out, asking what was going on.He brought the lamp and talked about drinking pesticides to lead people, and the two pushed their motorcycles and walked out of the gate.Bai Renbao said: Shall I give you a flashlight?It doesn't matter if you bring a light, or bamboo. Zhu Zhaocai is from Yue'ertan Village, eight miles east of the town street.More than ten years ago, a personal homicide occurred in Yueertan Village. The body of Mao Shuanniu from the same village was found in the cellar. The county public security bureau came for more than ten days and arrested the suspect Mao Zhongbao. Mao Zhongbao admitted that he was murdered. Zhu Zhushi, the son of Zhu Zhaocai, was the one who murdered together, and Zhu Zhushi was also arrested.However, when Mao Zhongbao Zhu Zhushi was released from custody in the county, Mao Zhongbao wanted to go to the toilet on the way, slipped from the toilet squatting hole into the urinal and escaped.Zhu Zhushi never admitted that he had killed anyone, but with Mao Zhongbao's confession, Zhu Zhushi was later sentenced to life imprisonment.From then on, Zhu Zhaocai and his wife tried to defend their son, and they looked for Mao Zhongbao everywhere to tell him the truth, but they couldn't find Mao Zhongbao.Three years ago, the big mining area notified Yingzhen that Ma Mingming of Yue'ertan village had killed someone in the big mining area and was shot, and asked his family to move the body.Ma Mingming has been working outside, and no one can explain why he committed another crime in the big mining area. There is only one one-eyed father in his family, and he hates and feels ashamed, so he doesn't move the corpse.But after eight months, Ma Mingming returned to Yue'ertan Village. After asking the reason, he found out that Ma Mingming and Mao Zhongbao were cousins. They were similar in age and appearance, and Mao Zhongbao borrowed his ID card before the accident.In this way, it was confirmed that it was Mao Zhongbao who was shot in the big mining area.After Mao Zhongbao died, Zhu Zhaocai's case for overturning his son's case was lost, but the old couple were still unwilling and continued to petition. During this period, they were arrested many times, and then ran out again.On the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month, the old couple returned to Yue'ertan Village because they were both old and sick. Bringing lamps and bamboo to go to the county hospital to pick up someone, and worried about whether it was Zhu Zhaocai, so I first went to Yueertan Village to find the village head, and the village head went to Zhu Zhaocai's house. As expected, only Zhu Zhaocai's wife was there, and his legs hurt. He supported the edge of the Kang and talked to them.Asked where Zhu Zhaocai went, he said he didn't know, asked when he left, said he didn't know, asked what he took when he left, and said he didn't know.Bringing a lamp to reprimand the village chief very severely, thinking that the village chief did not take good care of Zhu Zhaocai, so he immediately went to the county hospital to collect him.The village chief scolded Zhu Zhaocai's wife, and Zhu Zhaocai's wife retorted. The village chief slapped her across the face, and Zhu Zhaocai's wife kept silent and cried on the edge of the kang.The village head asked how to go to the county seat in this dark night, if it is thirty miles away, can we go tomorrow.Bring a lamp and say: You must bring people back overnight!Bamboo and I are going to the hospital now, you can send someone to get it in two hours, I don't care if you walk or fly! They rushed to the county hospital with lamps and bamboo, and the hospital had already washed the stomachs of those who had drunk pesticides, and they were placed in a utility room, with people from the County Letters and Calls Bureau guarding the door.The people from the Bureau of Letters and Calls blatantly scolded Yingzhen for how the work was done, and petitioners went to the county every now and then to look for life and death.He didn't make a sound with the lamp on, and the bamboo caught fire and said: We sent him, and we handed him the pesticide bottle!The person from the Bureau of Letters and Calls said: You are still irritable, what is your name?Bamboo said: What is my name?The names of our township cadres are called turtles!Bring the lamp and say: "Okay, okay, let's accept the criticism from the superior."The person is handed over to us, you go back to sleep early.Pull the bamboo aside, when the bamboo is wronged, two strands of tears flow down, and cry again. However, when he went to the utility room to collect people, he discovered that it was not Zhu Zhaocai who drank the pesticide, but Wang Suifeng from Nanhe Village.He was so angry that he took the lamp and scolded: Why are you?You also learned to drink pesticides? !Leaning against the wall to breathe heavily. With a lamp, I met Wang Suifeng very early. When I first came to the town government, the plasterer who built the row of bungalows to the south of the town government was a neighbor of Wang Suifeng's family. Wang Suifeng came to visit the plasterer when he was selling fish on the town street, and met once with a lamp.The plasterer praised Wang Suifeng, saying that there was a fish pond in front of her mother's house, and she rode a bicycle to the county town at four o'clock every morning to buy pig livers and feed the fish.When she was 20 years old, she married her in-laws and her family was also in Nanhe Village. She began to pull a shelf cart and sell minced meat paste spicy soup on the town street.After selling it for a year, the business was still going well, so I sold it at the entrance of the pharmaceutical company in the county, and contracted three rooms of the pharmaceutical company to sell the medicine, which was very profitable.She was already wearing a floral jacket and leather shoes, which rubbed her feet, and she still wore leather shoes after putting Band-Aids on her feet.Later, the employees of the pharmaceutical company were laid off and asked to take back the house, but before the contract expired, the company made a condition that she would not leave, so the employees threw her things outside and forced her out.Three and a half years ago, she filed a lawsuit and the other party offered compensation, but she disagreed and went to petition.The county once wanted to settle the lawsuit and pay her 70,000 yuan, but she still couldn't do it and asked for 120,000 yuan.Things just dragged on. Before the people from the County Bureau of Letters and Calls left, the head of Yue'ertan Village took two people and pulled a shelf cart to the hospital.Seeing that it was not Zhu Zhaocai, the village head twisted his ass and left.Bring a light and say: Where do you go?The village head said: It's not Zhu Zhaocai, who should I wipe the ass of? !Bring a lamp and say: It's not Zhu Zhaocai, even if I give you a job!The village head said: Send me a job. I won’t talk about it if you scold me, and I won’t talk about it if you are too late to fall asleep, but the three of us have traveled so far, so we must have some money for the trip, right?Bamboo said: You want toll money, who will give us the toll money? !The village head said: Do you eat from the government? This is your job.Dai Deng said: I was going to give each of you a subsidy of 100 yuan, but if you ask for money like this, I will only give 50 yuan to each of you.The village head said: I will not do this!Bring the lamp and say: Old Liu, Liu Datou, I know how you became the village head, and I also want to tell you that the Comprehensive Management Office received a letter from three people in your village jointly suing you.The village head said: "Wang Laiwa and the others wrote the black letter, right?"He made a feud with me over the homestead.Wang Laiwa, my mother, you framed me!With a lamp, he said: "False accusation or not, I have to wait for my investigation and confirmation, but today, you have to pull Wang Suifeng, and you have to pull it if you don't pull it!"The village head said: Well, you can’t control those who make trouble for you, but you can control those who work for you.Bring a lamp to the bamboo and say: Do you have one hundred and fifty yuan on your body?As soon as Zhuzi took out the money, the village chief grabbed it, turned around and pulled Wang Suifeng away from the bed, but Wang Suifeng hugged the head of the bed tightly, unable to pull it away. Bring a lamp to Wang Suifeng to do work, saying that your problem is an old problem, and the town government has been urging and supervising the relevant departments to solve it. You must trust the government, but you don’t believe the government. They are all lesbians. You have to trust me, but you just don’t petition , I will also run errands to remind you.And you come to the county to drink pesticides is not a solution, it can have an impact, but it can only arouse disgust from all sides, if you drink it and you are not saved in time, you will die, and if you die, you will die in vain. you.In the middle of the night, we came to pick up people. This is a mission. You have to go back. If you can talk and persuade you, you can follow Village Chief Liu. The shelf car is downstairs. You can sit on the shelf car, but you still have to die. They I have to carry you back.After talking for a long time, Wang Suifeng just kept silent and hugged the head of the bed without letting go.The village head started pulling again, pulling off the quilt, pulling Wang Suifeng's leg, and pulling off his trousers.He hurriedly tied his trousers with the light on, and the village chief said: What have you lost all people, and you are still shy? !Bring the lamp and say: Well, as long as I can go back, she is a woman after all.The village head said: "When will I have to persuade you? If you want to persuade me, then I don't care. If you want me to drag you, don't stay here. I will pull you back!"The two people who brought them pushed the lamp and bamboo to the aisle outside the door.The village head said to Wang Suifeng: I don't recognize you, I only recognize you as an enemy, can you go away?Wang Suifeng said: Don't go!The village chief kicked Wang Suifeng's hand, and a piece of skin was rubbed off the back of his hand. The hand loosened, and several people grabbed his arms and legs and went out like a pig.Carried from the aisle to the stairs, Wang Suifeng suddenly screamed like a pig, and the whole upstairs was full of screams. Watching the group of people go down the stairs with a lamp, he said: Go back and hand it over to the village chief of Nanhe Village!After finishing speaking, his legs were so weak that he slid down against the wall and sat on the ground.Bamboo said: Sister, let's go back.Bring the lamp and say: I am very flustered, let me rest.But he said: You follow down and explain to the village chief, you just washed your stomach, you are still weak, don't force it, and don't let you run away halfway. When he left the hospital with the lamp and bamboo, Tian Ma was bright.On the streets of the county seat, all kinds of snacks began to be sold.Bamboo wants to eat bean curd with a lamp, and he touches his pocket, and there is no more money.Bring the lamp and say: You deliberately said that you want to invite me, but in fact you want me to invite you.Zhuzi said: Are you a sister, the salary is higher than mine.Bring the lamp and say: If you are told to fall in love, you don't talk about it. If you fall in love, someone will take care of your money.Zhuzi said: The town government is such a big unit, who do you talk to?It's just talking, can I meet someone who can earn money like my brother-in-law and let me spend it?With the lamp on, his face turned cold, and he said: Don't talk about him!Zhuzi thought it was strange, but she refused to say it with the light on.The two were silent for a while, Zhu Zi followed with a lamp, passed the bean flower shop with the lamp, but did not go in, Zhu Zi did not dare to ask, only said that the meal was hopeless, but went into a mutton restaurant with a lamp , Said: If you want to eat, eat a hard meal! While eating, there was a commotion outside the shop, two city management officers and a hawker pushing a tricycle selling camellia oleifera were arguing.Maybe the peddler parked the oil tea truck on the road to sell it. The city management came to ask for a fine. The hawker refused to accept it and cursed something. The city management kicked the oil tea truck. .Many diners in the restaurant ran out to watch the excitement, perhaps they also criticized the urban management, but the urban management turned around, then immediately fell silent, sat back on their seats, and said: Wolves!Zhuzi also wanted to go out to watch, stepped on her foot with a lamp, and said: Sit down.The bamboo sat down, and the two lowered their heads and just ate.The hawker outside the store sat on the ground and scolded, but the city management wanted to fine him. Later, the hawker rolled on the ground. More people gathered, and the two took the opportunity to slip away from the side. Bring a light and say: a class!Bamboo said: what grade?The lamp said: The quality of the hawkers is poor, they don’t set up their stalls at the prescribed locations, and they throw the plastic bags that cover the bowls. The urban management is also of low quality and enforces the law brutally.What kind of person really uses what person to govern.Zhuzi said: Then let us deal with petitioners all day, is it ruining us? !Bring the lamp and say, "It's the same with us. After working in the Comprehensive Management Office for a long time, some people must think that we are bad guys, and we also feel that we are dirty."Bamboo didn't answer any more. With the lamp on, she suddenly made a decision. Since she was in the city, she would stay for a longer time. One of her classmates opened a hotel: Let's take a shower! Zhuzi was of course happy when he heard about taking a bath, saying that he was getting sore after running around all night without taking a bath at the town government.The two rushed to a hotel. The manager was leading the staff to clean the doors and windows, and immediately shouted upstairs: Open a room, let go of the hot water, the landlady is here to take a bath again! Bamboo said: Sister, do you come here often?Bring a lamp and say: Anyone who wants to go to the county to do business, come to wash.The manager said: Are you here to arrest petitioners again?Bring a lamp and say: I can't take a bath if I haven't petitioned.The manager said: Your job is interesting, you run around all day, and you have stories.It's not like I got a hotel but I got a prison.Bring a lamp and say: Bad work, the Comprehensive Management Office is a concentration camp for dark issues, I hate it to death.The manager said: You are coaxing me, I really hate you for wearing such bright clothes, your complexion is tender and fair, look at this meticulous hair? !Bring the lamp and say: Do you mean that I should be wrinkled vertically and horizontally like jet-black hair disheveled and disheveled?Then the doorman won't let you into this hotel!The manager said: I'm so old, I still care about being the boss. If I grab a handful of fat around my waist, I will almost lose my shape.Bring a lamp and say: Is this called form dispersing and spirit lingering?The manager laughed and said: You have a good attitude!Bring the lamp and say: Work is like marrying a husband, marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog, I think my yesterday, today and tomorrow will be like this.Are there Tangdi flowers in the deep mountains? The flowers only bloom by themselves.The manager said: I envy you and I envy you that you haven't worn down your bourgeoisie after all these years in the township.Bring the lamp and say: Is this the only variety? Wherever the wheat is planted, it will be wheat, and it will not grow corn sticks.After all, if you don't talk to the manager anymore, just run upstairs. I ran upstairs with the lamp, but thought in my heart: How can I tell her that I only care about being open like Tangdihua?I wrote this sentence to another person on my mobile phone. There is only one sentence in that sentence, but to complete it, it should be: I think of you with joy when I open my eyes.I only care about blooming like Tangdi flowers.I think that the person I love is the sky, the earth, the universe and nature, so I am green for nature like the grass and trees, and the sky and the earth give sunshine, rain, dew, breeze and bright moon.I put my heart on a tree and it grows slowly, because I can see it clearly when you are watching.When others see flowers, they will break them, but you will say that the flowers are so beautiful. When others see a fruit tree, they will say that the family is hardworking, but you will say that this tree is capable.So I want to live for myself. The bamboo was washed quickly, and she left the bathroom first, and when she came out with the light bulb, she was already lying there and fell asleep.Bring the lamp and say: Lazy——, the body also fell down, the eyes were closed, and the word "egg" was uttered. After waking up, I wanted to meet the mayor in the county seat with a lamp. I contacted him on my mobile phone first. The mayor said that he was at the meeting place, and he called when he came out to use the bathroom.Sure enough, the mayor called, and reported Wang Suifeng's matter with a light, so that he could be mentally prepared, in case someone suddenly brought it up at the meeting and embarrassed him.But the mayor said that he already knew the matter, and the relevant leaders criticized Yingzhen by name, and he also made a self-criticism at the meeting.Bringing the lamp was originally intended to show credit to the mayor, but she didn't expect to bring disaster to the mayor. She suddenly became clumsy and apologized repeatedly that the work of the comprehensive management office was not done well.The mayor did not reprimand her, but he considered that there might be sequelae of this incident. If it would affect the work assessment of Yingzhen, he had to meet some leaders, so he had to go to the village with a lamp and buy dozens of them as quickly as possible. Ask someone to bring catties of native eggs.She brought a lamp and said it could be done, and she would bring home-grown eggs tomorrow, and in order to learn a lesson, she reported that Yuan squinted on the town street to find people who had returned from working in the big mining area to play mahjong to cheat money.The mayor said: Oh, this is indeed a new trend of unrest, and it must be dealt with as soon as possible.Let's study this matter after I come back, right now you have to buy eggs as soon as possible, the eggs must be local eggs! If you want to collect native eggs, of course you have to go to the villages in the North and South Ershan Mountains, and of course you have to find those old guys when you go to the villages.Called Zhuzi to get up with a light, shouted a few times that Zhuzi couldn't wake up, opened the quilt to spank, saw a pair of white radish-like legs, couldn't help touching it, Zhuzi suddenly sat up. Zhuzi said that she was dreaming. In the dream, someone presented roses to her, but the rose presenters seemed to keep changing, and they couldn't see a specific face clearly. Bring the lamp and say, "Dreams are reversed. It's because of your bad dreams that the mayor called!"Zhuzi asked: Did the mayor praise us?There are so many people in the town government, only we took Wang Suifeng back in the first time.With a lamp, said: The mayor criticized the comprehensive management office for not taking precautions in time.Bamboo didn't believe it, and said: Are you really criticizing?Bring the lamp and say: I am really criticizing, and let me go to the countryside now.Bamboo got angry and scolded: "Fuck!"Zhuzi swears a foul word, laughs with the lamp on, and says: Hearing that, he is a township cadre!Zhuzi leaned back and fell on the bed again, saying: The leader is not precious to us, we are precious to ourselves, so I won’t go to the countryside today, sleep, sleep again! I can't sleep anymore, so I pulled up the bamboo with the light on, and said that I would go to the countryside to buy some native eggs to give to the leader.Bamboo sat up again and said, "Why are we so pitiful? It's like an adult beating a child and making you cry. If you don't cry, you can't cry. You have to write a self-criticism."Collect soil eggs and curry favor with the mayor?Bring the lamp and say: It's not that we curry favor with him, but he has to curry favor with the county leaders.Bamboo said: "Is he flattering people too?" !带灯说：行政干部么，谁不被人巴结，谁又不巴结人？竹子说：咱镇长巴结领导不知道是个啥模样呢？她突然高兴了，觉得受的委屈都不算一回事了。 两人骑了摩托刚出了县城，镇长的电话又来了，他在提醒着带灯，收购土鸡蛋的时候要收购没被公鸡踏过的母鸡下的蛋，不能收购被公鸡踏过的母鸡下的蛋，一颗都不能收购。带灯有些疑惑，吃鸡蛋不要吃用激素饲料喂过的鸡的蛋而要吃放养的鸡的蛋，却怎么还分被公鸡踏过和没踏过的？镇长说：常务副县长是和丈母娘一块生活的，那老太太吃斋，肉不吃，葱蒜不吃，被公鸡踏过的母鸡生下的蛋也不吃。带灯说：这咋分得清哪颗蛋是被踏过的哪颗蛋是没被踏过的？镇长说：你连这点知识都不懂？买蛋的时候你拿手电照么，里边清亮的是没被踏过的。要一颗一颗照啊！带灯没好气地说：你真心细！放下电话，就琢磨这么收购土鸡蛋，只能去东岔沟村找六斤了，便扭转了摩托，沿城关一条近路直接去了东岔沟村。 六斤也算是带灯的老伙计。当初，六斤提了鸡蛋篮子来镇街集市上卖，每每到了镇街西头的石桥下，就把身上的破衣服脱了，换一件碎花衫子。卖完了鸡蛋回去，也是在石桥下再把碎花衫子脱了，又穿上破衣服。带灯注意了她，和她闲话，问有没有男娃，她很轻松地说：两个女的，给别人家养哩。十几年前她从崛头坪寨抱养个八岁男孩，这男孩上学时，周日总和他哥们回老家，收养关系也就名存实亡。十六岁和他哥去大矿区打工出了矿难，她火速到大矿区争取赔偿，拿到了两万元，但和男孩的亲父母起了争执。亲父母在老家安埋了男孩，她给了三千元，又经人劝说再给了五千元。带灯也批评她：你这做得不好。她说：谁不想要钱？带灯送给她几件过时的衣服，她每次卖鸡蛋见了带灯就要给带灯几颗，并说明这几颗绝对是土鸡蛋。带灯不肯收，她不行，当下把鸡蛋敲开，给带灯嘴里倒。 竹子说：咱今日去，你老伙计会不会给咱做饭？带灯说：肚子饥了就让她熬刀豆糊汤，她封干的蔓菁煮着好吃。竹子说：人干净不？我第一次和马副镇长去药铺山村吃饭，那家媳妇擀了长面，吃着可口，吃完了我才发现她手背上垢痂恁黑的，一出门就恶心得吐了。带灯说：人算不上干净。竹子说：那我不吃！带灯说：我以前下乡也不吃饭，后来发觉你不吃饭了人家就生分你。竹子说：你那些老伙计都是吃出来的？带灯说：你不吃就不吃吧，可你如果也想有些老伙计，我教你个办法，下乡时拿上照相机，只要给他们照相，关系就热火了。竹子说：这我不，要洗照片，我有多少钱？带灯说：我是给他们看病的，看不了大病就教些小偏方。竹子说：哦，那我也向陈大夫讨些偏方去。带灯说：你岔我的行呀？竹子说：哟哟，你要是六斤，我可能连颗生鸡蛋都吃不上！带灯就咯地笑了一下，这一笑，摩托头一拐，差点撞在路边的水泥礅上。 没到樱镇，沿途的樱树少见，一进了樱镇地界，樱树就多了，越来越多。经过几个村寨，所有的狗都惊动了，乱声呐喊，竟然两只三只撵着摩托跑，撵上了又在摩托前跑。狗的呐喊和追撵是别一种的鸣锣开道，带灯和竹子觉得很得意。村寨的人都从屋里出来，或在地里正干活就拄了镢头和锨，至她们一出现就盯着一直盯着她们身影消失。有人在村口的泉里用勺往桶里舀水，只顾看了带灯和竹子，桶里水已经满了还在舀，水就溢出来湿了鞋，他媳妇一手帕摔在他头上，说：看啥哩看啥哩？ !他说：这不是镇政府的谁和谁吗？人家吃啥哩喝啥哩长得这好的！他媳妇骂：你去闻么，人家放屁都是香的哩！带灯和竹子当然是看到了也听到了，全都忘记了镇长的批评，经过每一个村寨，偏把摩托的速度放慢，还要鸣着喇叭。竹子说：姐，姐，又有人看哩！带灯说：就让看么，把脸扬起来！竹子说：咱是不是有些骚？带灯说：骚啊！竹子就后悔她没有穿那件红衫子。 满空中是忽悠的樱花瓣，不时地粘在她们的头发上，衣服上，甚至还有一瓣贴住了竹子的眼睛。竹子用手去抹，它又飘走了。到了东岔沟村，摩托停下来，两人抖着身子，花瓣就落了一地。竹子说：哎呀，这花瓣是咱开的？带灯说：那不是花瓣，是眼珠子！