Chapter 19 Section 18
One day, Xiao Su forgot to bring her house keys and wanted to find a locksmith to open the door.I told Xiao Su that there are actually only a few kinds of locks and keys in the world, especially your Spring lock, which is too versatile.Yang Chi said that indeed, he once used his own house key to open the door of the university teacher's office.So Lao Yang and I took out the key chains on our bodies and tried them one by one. As a result, I used the key of my own door to open the lock of Xiao Su's house.He was very surprised, and Yang Chi and I also found it incredible.
After that, we will go to Xiao Su's house again. If we are in a good mood, we will just take out the key and open the door and go in.It's even more convenient for me to put the disc at Xiao Su's house.Xiao Su didn't care, saying that it would save me another key.He lives in the urban area, and the scope of my activities of selling discs is in this area.I can't go to Pesticide New Village to do this, the reputation is too bad.
Selling pornographic discs is not a good thing, it's not worth showing off, and I can't live to do it.Who the hell wants to mysteriously stop men who seem horny every day and whisper "want a movie"?Likewise, I don't want to describe the customers I've encountered, who are lewd but would not have been if they hadn't been seduced by me.I always feel that it is too immoral to deceive people to such a degree, and then write it as a story and sell it.
When I sold porn discs, Japanese films were not that popular, and everyone thought that European and American films were more popular.The discs sold on the street cannot be watched on VCD, so these discs have a very wild cover, and the same picture as the plot is printed on the front of the disc for identification.Once, I met a sad-faced young man who said that the porno he bought couldn’t be released, and that two foreigners sold it to him.He took out the disc and showed it to me, with windows95 printed on the front.I said that this is simply a software installation disk, how could it be a yellow disk.He said that the two out-of-towners told him that Windows 95 was a camouflage of a pornographic disc. In order to avoid being found out, it was actually a VCD.I said, this is impossible, pornography will never do such stupid things, you can hide in the house and watch movies, sneak around, and be overjoyed, but pornography itself is frank, just like you gushing and It never sneaks back into the bladder the moment it comes out.He believed me.In fact, in just a few years, all kinds of recording discs and movies hidden in computer software have appeared. They are indeed not magnanimous, but you can’t say that this is wrong. The era has entered another stage, ambiguous, opportunistic, naive and weak. .
People who sell pornography usually have a fixed place for regular customers to visit.I chose a mall near my uncle's stall and squatted at the door.From this position, I saw people passing by. After watching for a long time, it was like a fast scene in a movie, and I would get confused.Out of prudence, I only carry less than ten discs in my pocket, because my uncle said that if you fill up ten discs, you will be sentenced to one year. In fact, I already owe the country several decades of imprisonment.My business is good, and I have not been blackmailed by the legendary local snakes. The business is calm and simple. Those who want to buy discs will definitely buy them, and those who don't want to buy discs don't need to bother.However, one day I met a female salesperson in a shopping mall. She was my classmate in Ye University. Although she no longer had classes, she still remembered me.At one point, she liked me quite a bit, and she often chatted with me in class, saying that the salesperson was very hard, had to stand every day, had to be angry and smile.She sells brand-name women's shoes, and she has to half-kneel and half-squat to put on shoes for customers. The newspaper once criticized this, but later accepted it, because all the brand-name shoe counters in the mall do this, and those salesmen who refuse to bow down was eliminated naturally.The salespersons in the 1980s were amazing. Customers had to kneel down to the salespersons whether they wanted to buy or not.
That day she was wearing a chemical fiber blue suit and looked at me from the side.No matter how thick-skinned I was, I didn't want to be grabbed by acquaintances, so I left.Looking back, she was still standing there, looking at me with puzzled eyes. The material of the blue suit was really poor, and the cuffs were worn to glisten.I remember that she has a habit of looking at people's shoes. No matter what the occasion, she will first glance at people's feet.I don't want to meet her again. She reminds me of myself. After working for a long time, will I glance at people's crotch at first sight?
I also walk the streets, usually on nice days.This makes me a person who depends on the weather, going out on sunny days and sleeping at home on rainy days.I still have a plaster cast on my left arm, so I can’t do business while holding an umbrella. Besides, people are in a hurry on rainy days and are prone to depression. I probably won’t be in the mood to go home and enjoy a pornographic film.
I will also be lazy on sunny days, and when business is not good, I simply don’t do it.I will go back to Xiao Su's house, he is at work, and I will play with the dog alone for a while.If the interest is very good, I will also take a yellow disc and put it on the VCD to see what is in it.Once I was eating instant noodles while watching a movie, someone knocked on the door, I pressed the pause button to check, it turned out to be to check the water meter.I was dizzy for a while and let him into the yard. He was very shocked when he saw the TV screen, so he said, can I press the play button and let him watch it for a while.I did.He stood there watching for half a minute, and then said, "Don't watch it. I can't take it anymore. How can you watch this while eating noodles?"
I know what he means.There is a behavior in the world called masturbation.Some people masturbate because they watch porn, some watch porn to masturbate, and so on.But I was watching a movie while eating noodles, and it really looked weird. This kind of incongruous behavior made me go out of my body, standing on a high place and looking down at myself like a god.Later, I thought about it, what kind of pleasure did I get on this occasion? It turned out to be a kind of self-pitying pleasure, feeling that I was sighing, the whole world was sorry for me, and I was greatly traumatized.The problem is, since I failed at the age of seventeen, this traumatic feeling has been with me. While eating instant noodles given to me by nature, while doing low-level things that I asked for the day after tomorrow, I feel like a fallen angel, even masturbating. Interest is lost.It's very boring.
I decided to find the orb when I saved enough money.Baozhu may not want to pay attention to me, but she is indeed the only person I can look for, a living souvenir, a day that disappears becomes a fossil.
A cool afternoon in May.I walked to a street, and a man stopped after me yelling in a low voice. He asked for five discs, and took a look at the discs to make sure they were not fakes and the content was not repeated.It took a little while, and the empty corner still made me nervous.I foresaw that my luck was running out.After the man left, I looked up and saw a shop opposite that sold second-hand audio equipment, and the people inside were staring at me. I walked out for a long time before I realized that this person was a monkey.He had said before that his family was engaged in this business, and this shop should belong to him.At this time, I heard the movement of a car behind me. When I turned around, a van had stopped and stopped in front of me. Three men in uniform grabbed my collar.The monkey smiled at me sitting in the co-pilot. I followed them into the car, and the monkey got out of the car and waved goodbye to them.I know that I was betrayed by this kid, but I beat him once, which is considered retribution, as long as the result this time is not very bad, I will admit it.In the car, the man in uniform took three discs from my pocket.This is not a very excessive amount, not enough to make me bear the charge of "distributing obscene products"."Are you selling porn?" they asked. "No, I borrowed it." I denied it a little. "Borrowed? Where did you borrow it? Take us to borrow a few too." "Borrowed from abroad." I got a slap on the left cheek and complained, "The police don't take people who beat people like this, who are you?" They sneered and reported their identities, which turned out to be the City Appearance Inspection Team.I have never heard of such a department that can drag people into the car to fight.I said, "It's the defense team that beats people." They said, "We used to be the defense team. Now the defense team has to be abolished, uniformed, and become a surveillance team." "Even if you're wearing a yellow disc, it doesn't disturb the cityscape, does it?" After saying this, the right cheek was hit again.I thought to myself, I can't fucking say it anymore, this style is Christian.Remaining silent, another hit on the head. Now that I was beaten anyway, I said again: "Uncle, please forgive me. I will never borrow porn discs to watch again!" "You sell pornographic discs!" They corrected me loudly, "It's you who are in charge of itinerant vendors." When I got to the team, the police station was across the street, and I was not sent in.I think it is safer to go to the police station. As long as you have a good attitude, the police will be vicious and will not beat anyone casually. Moreover, my uncle is also a policeman, so every time I report his name, it will save me from suffering.It was unlucky to fall into the hands of the surveillance team. Whether their attitude is good or not is secondary, and whether they are in a good mood is the key.I automatically squatted in the corner, and they all laughed, saying that I understood quite well, and I must have a criminal record.One of the very serious ones, probably the little leader, kicked me and asked, "What's wrong with your hand?" "Broken." "Pretend it?" "It really broke." He said that the last time he went to the station to catch illegal passengers, those who drove disabled vehicles (I added that this thing is called "Limpile" in Beijing, but he didn't understand what it meant) were all normal people.A few people run away after being violently beaten, so many disabled people are pretending, such as deaf people picking out wallets, blind people who tell fortunes, fools who beg for food, and so on.Then he thought of a wonderful idea and said to the people behind: "Go find a hammer and break the plaster to see." I was horrified and begged for mercy.He didn't listen to me at all, and said, "It must be a fake." A man walked out, and after a while he heard the sound of Dangdang, and came in dragging a 20-pound sledgehammer.I almost fainted from fright, this is used to hit the wall, if a guy goes down, it will be a big hole.The little boss frowned and said, "What do you want to do with such a big hammer? You smashed your hand. Change to a smaller one!" I said, "Don't smash it, the small hammer will kill you." The person next to me said, "Say, you Did you borrow the disc or sell the disc?" I said, "I borrowed it." The person next to me put my left arm on the table and said, "What a mess, to be honest." I said, "I borrowed it." .” Later, when I was watching the movie "Infernal Affairs", I also had a similar scene. When I recalled the scene at that time, my hair stood on end.I raised the hammer and recruited, and the next thing was on the right track, and I went back to the old routine, looking for my uncle, looking for my uncle, looking for Yang Chi (his uncle is from the procuratorate).They all said that it is not worth making such a big noise for three pornographic discs, Yang Chi even laughed at me: "Why do you live more and more cowardly?" It's safe to assume that if I were to talk too hard at this moment, they would literally crack my plaster cast, exposing my arm like a freshly peeled egg. I was transferred to the police station and paid a fine of 2,000 yuan, which can also be called bail, or transportation expenses.Anyway, my severed arm was fraudulently obtained, and it is reasonable to be fraudulently stolen now.When something went wrong, I yelled at the surveillance brigade across the street: "It's inhumane!" It was quiet on the other side, and no one came out to answer me. A week later, I went to the hospital to remove the cast.The injury has healed, but the joints are still stiff, the arms are white and pink, and I haven't been in the sun for a long time.I hopped around like a wind-up tin frog, feeling remorseful.If I had known this, I should have let them break the plaster with a hammer. Maybe I could have extorted money from the monitoring team.Of course, if they are tough enough, they will give me some other punishments and continue to make me confess.I figured they would. In any case, as Yang Chi said, I was intimidated. After that, I stopped selling discs, and I never saw girls with big breasts or anything.There are more than 100 discs left, all of which are hoarded in Xiaosu’s house. At first, I wanted to give it to my uncle, but then I thought, forget it, this thing is quite expensive, in case the country really cracks down on pornography and illegal Once the work is done thoroughly, pornographic discs will disappear, and they will not be available anywhere.It's not like this hasn't happened before.I may be very lonely when I get old. It is very important to watch pornography to relieve boredom and behave like a normal person, instead of lamenting my bleak life experience while eating instant noodles. One day Yang Chi gave me 300 yuan and took away 20 pornographic discs.I asked him what he wanted so much for.Yang Chi said: "The recent crackdown on prostitution, a few clients from the factory came over, and there was nowhere to go whoring. I can only give them a few DVDs." "That's okay?" I said, "It's a fucking different thing, okay?" "It's probably the same for those people. They're nothing more than some perverts selling pesticides." "Have you ever gone whoring?" "No." "You must have gone whoring, right? You, like Xiao Su, have no sex life. The difference is that Xiao Su is a virgin, and you haven't been a man for a long time. Don't you want to relax?" "Why do you speak like a whore?" "Looks like it's still a scam." "No." "how much did you spend?" "Don't bother me anymore." Yang Chi said annoyedly, "If the bad debt from Huaishui County is not returned, I should become a prostitute." I was shirtless, half lying next to Xiao Su and thought about it, we each have something to support in our current lives, I miss Baozhu, Xiao Su misses Beijing, and Yang Chi has to miss that hapless Huashui County.In comparison, Yang Chi is a bit miserable, but looking forward to the future, my results are even less optimistic.All in all, it is a very painful thing, which makes people full of fighting spirit and makes people want to die.At this time, Yang Chi sat down wearily, said a series of words, and finally made a decision. Xiao Su and I were dumbfounded. Lao Yang thought we didn't understand, and repeated: "I'm going to Daicheng Orphanage to adopt an orphan. I've already contacted the institution."
A cool afternoon in May.I walked to a street, and a man stopped after me yelling in a low voice. He asked for five discs, and took a look at the discs to make sure they were not fakes and the content was not repeated.It took a little while, and the empty corner still made me nervous.I foresaw that my luck was running out.After the man left, I looked up and saw a shop opposite that sold second-hand audio equipment, and the people inside were staring at me. I walked out for a long time before I realized that this person was a monkey.He had said before that his family was engaged in this business, and this shop should belong to him.At this time, I heard the movement of a car behind me. When I turned around, a van had stopped and stopped in front of me. Three men in uniform grabbed my collar.The monkey smiled at me sitting in the co-pilot. I followed them into the car, and the monkey got out of the car and waved goodbye to them.I know that I was betrayed by this kid, but I beat him once, which is considered retribution, as long as the result this time is not very bad, I will admit it.In the car, the man in uniform took three discs from my pocket.This is not a very excessive amount, not enough to make me bear the charge of "distributing obscene products"."Are you selling porn?" they asked. "No, I borrowed it." I denied it a little. "Borrowed? Where did you borrow it? Take us to borrow a few too." "Borrowed from abroad." I got a slap on the left cheek and complained, "The police don't take people who beat people like this, who are you?" They sneered and reported their identities, which turned out to be the City Appearance Inspection Team.I have never heard of such a department that can drag people into the car to fight.I said, "It's the defense team that beats people." They said, "We used to be the defense team. Now the defense team has to be abolished, uniformed, and become a surveillance team." "Even if you're wearing a yellow disc, it doesn't disturb the cityscape, does it?" After saying this, the right cheek was hit again.I thought to myself, I can't fucking say it anymore, this style is Christian.Remaining silent, another hit on the head. Now that I was beaten anyway, I said again: "Uncle, please forgive me. I will never borrow porn discs to watch again!" "You sell pornographic discs!" They corrected me loudly, "It's you who are in charge of itinerant vendors." When I got to the team, the police station was across the street, and I was not sent in.I think it is safer to go to the police station. As long as you have a good attitude, the police will be vicious and will not beat anyone casually. Moreover, my uncle is also a policeman, so every time I report his name, it will save me from suffering.It was unlucky to fall into the hands of the surveillance team. Whether their attitude is good or not is secondary, and whether they are in a good mood is the key.I automatically squatted in the corner, and they all laughed, saying that I understood quite well, and I must have a criminal record.One of the very serious ones, probably the little leader, kicked me and asked, "What's wrong with your hand?" "Broken." "Pretend it?" "It really broke." He said that the last time he went to the station to catch illegal passengers, those who drove disabled vehicles (I added that this thing is called "Limpile" in Beijing, but he didn't understand what it meant) were all normal people.A few people run away after being violently beaten, so many disabled people are pretending, such as deaf people picking out wallets, blind people who tell fortunes, fools who beg for food, and so on.Then he thought of a wonderful idea and said to the people behind: "Go find a hammer and break the plaster to see." I was horrified and begged for mercy.He didn't listen to me at all, and said, "It must be a fake." A man walked out, and after a while he heard the sound of Dangdang, and came in dragging a 20-pound sledgehammer.I almost fainted from fright, this is used to hit the wall, if a guy goes down, it will be a big hole.The little boss frowned and said, "What do you want to do with such a big hammer? You smashed your hand. Change to a smaller one!" I said, "Don't smash it, the small hammer will kill you." The person next to me said, "Say, you Did you borrow the disc or sell the disc?" I said, "I borrowed it." The person next to me put my left arm on the table and said, "What a mess, to be honest." I said, "I borrowed it." .” Later, when I was watching the movie "Infernal Affairs", I also had a similar scene. When I recalled the scene at that time, my hair stood on end.I raised the hammer and recruited, and the next thing was on the right track, and I went back to the old routine, looking for my uncle, looking for my uncle, looking for Yang Chi (his uncle is from the procuratorate).They all said that it is not worth making such a big noise for three pornographic discs, Yang Chi even laughed at me: "Why do you live more and more cowardly?" It's safe to assume that if I were to talk too hard at this moment, they would literally crack my plaster cast, exposing my arm like a freshly peeled egg. I was transferred to the police station and paid a fine of 2,000 yuan, which can also be called bail, or transportation expenses.Anyway, my severed arm was fraudulently obtained, and it is reasonable to be fraudulently stolen now.When something went wrong, I yelled at the surveillance brigade across the street: "It's inhumane!" It was quiet on the other side, and no one came out to answer me. A week later, I went to the hospital to remove the cast.The injury has healed, but the joints are still stiff, the arms are white and pink, and I haven't been in the sun for a long time.I hopped around like a wind-up tin frog, feeling remorseful.If I had known this, I should have let them break the plaster with a hammer. Maybe I could have extorted money from the monitoring team.Of course, if they are tough enough, they will give me some other punishments and continue to make me confess.I figured they would. In any case, as Yang Chi said, I was intimidated. After that, I stopped selling discs, and I never saw girls with big breasts or anything.There are more than 100 discs left, all of which are hoarded in Xiaosu’s house. At first, I wanted to give it to my uncle, but then I thought, forget it, this thing is quite expensive, in case the country really cracks down on pornography and illegal Once the work is done thoroughly, pornographic discs will disappear, and they will not be available anywhere.It's not like this hasn't happened before.I may be very lonely when I get old. It is very important to watch pornography to relieve boredom and behave like a normal person, instead of lamenting my bleak life experience while eating instant noodles. One day Yang Chi gave me 300 yuan and took away 20 pornographic discs.I asked him what he wanted so much for.Yang Chi said: "The recent crackdown on prostitution, a few clients from the factory came over, and there was nowhere to go whoring. I can only give them a few DVDs." "That's okay?" I said, "It's a fucking different thing, okay?" "It's probably the same for those people. They're nothing more than some perverts selling pesticides." "Have you ever gone whoring?" "No." "You must have gone whoring, right? You, like Xiao Su, have no sex life. The difference is that Xiao Su is a virgin, and you haven't been a man for a long time. Don't you want to relax?" "Why do you speak like a whore?" "Looks like it's still a scam." "No." "how much did you spend?" "Don't bother me anymore." Yang Chi said annoyedly, "If the bad debt from Huaishui County is not returned, I should become a prostitute." I was shirtless, half lying next to Xiao Su and thought about it, we each have something to support in our current lives, I miss Baozhu, Xiao Su misses Beijing, and Yang Chi has to miss that hapless Huashui County.In comparison, Yang Chi is a bit miserable, but looking forward to the future, my results are even less optimistic.All in all, it is a very painful thing, which makes people full of fighting spirit and makes people want to die.At this time, Yang Chi sat down wearily, said a series of words, and finally made a decision. Xiao Su and I were dumbfounded. Lao Yang thought we didn't understand, and repeated: "I'm going to Daicheng Orphanage to adopt an orphan. I've already contacted the institution."