Chapter 16 Section fifteen
That night, Baozhu and I were sitting on the school broadcasting station, and Baozhu was overjoyed, and said sarcastic words: "Master Lu, if you knew martial arts, you should stand on the ground with a kite at that time." , only salted fish turn over.I also scolded her, because beating a girl with long and wavy hair with such a dirty broom is more brutal than me beating a child with an electric mosquito swatter.Baozhu said: "I just wanted to get revenge on her, and dared to call me a bearded king. A while ago I was working in a fried chicken shop, and she said that my hair smelled like fried chicken. Does she have a dog nose? I use a lot of shampoo, she Can you still smell it?" I said, "That girl is pretty, and her face is dirty, so pitiful." Baozhu rushed over and pinched my mouth, saying, "You don't care about my feelings at all!" I stepped back, and there was a narrow bed behind, which was used for sleeping on duty.If I retreat further, I can fall directly on the bed, Baozhu took this opportunity to kiss me viciously, I hugged her head, she struggled and then obeyed. Needless to say, that kiss was so deep and long that it brought me back to the vague memories of my childhood.I leaned on the bed frame and said, I suddenly remembered that I once kissed a little girl in kindergarten, but I don’t remember who she was, I only remember the maple tree outside the classroom, the autumn is like a flame, it seems that she took the initiative to kiss mine.Baozhu dropped her hand and said, that was her, but she couldn't remember why she kissed me. Baozhu said that what happened today will become the memory of tomorrow. If today is ordinary, everything will be forgotten tomorrow.When she was a child, she fell down one day, and she would remember everything that happened that day, because there was a painful impression that covered those ordinary things from being forgotten.Then she said that when she was a child, because her father was not around, she felt very hurt, and even remembered many things that happened in kindergarten, but her memory was not so good when she grew up. I nodded and said, yes, I can remember being kissed by some girl in the maple forest, and it was probably quite painful.The orb monster opened his eyes and said, "Have you been kissed by me alone in your life?" "Of course, just you." "I do not believe." "I don't believe you just kissed me." Baozhu said that they can compare and see how many people they have kissed by pointing out their fingers at the same time.I agree.After giving an order, I stretched out eight fingers. Baozhu didn't reach out, but looked at me fixedly, and finally stretched out a thumb: "Master Lu, it's amazing. This thumb is you." I was still very proud in my heart, and suddenly realized that Baozhu had kissed me once when she was twenty-four years old, except when she was a child, that was her first kiss just now, even if you counted the one when she was a child, it was me.Yang Chi said that if an undergraduate girl didn't even contribute her first kiss in her senior year, she might have to keep cats for the rest of her life.This is worthy of deep sympathy.I was stunned for a while, and I couldn't ask any more questions, so I could only sit on the edge of the bed and shake my legs.Baozhu went to the window, turned on the lamp on the table, and closed the curtains smoothly. That night, Baozhu and I tested the water for only three minutes. If we use the rice in life as an example, this pot of rice didn't even boil the water.Part of the reason is that Baozhu doesn't know much about it, and it's awkward, and the other part is that the location is not chosen correctly. I don't like doing this in the workplace. Anyway, the radio station is also a formal occasion.Fortunately, Baozhu and I were both in a good mood. After playing around for a while, she said, "No way, you have no experience."Did not say it.I said: "Baozhu, look, that thing of mine is not a cigar, you can take a puff but it's better not to get it between your fingers like this, I feel very uncomfortable." Baozhu was very ashamed and said: "Forget it, forget it, No more. I'm going to bed." I lay down next to her with all my clothes on and tied my own belt.I couldn't arouse Baozhu's sexual desire, she was too hard and I was soft.Baozhu grabbed the quilt and covered her body.The bed was very narrow, and if two people lay their heads side by side, they would have to hug each other. Of course, it was impossible to sleep 96 like me and Lao Yang.We lay down for a while, Baozhu said: "Oh, I forgot to turn off the light." I said: "Turn it off later, I have to go to the bathroom." Baozhu said: "I plan to end my job at the radio station, and then go to find a place to work." "Looking for a job in Daicheng?" "So far it looks like that." "It's a pity. I thought I would get used to this place. It's actually quite exciting to have sex on the radio station. Think about it, it's a place of publicity." I said nonsense, "It will be difficult to find a place in the future. The living room, the house is all crooked, the door frame is deformed, and the door can't be closed. Let alone me, my parents dare not make any movement. I won't go home today, so let them be happy." Baozhu said: "You're an amateur. The broadcasting station has always been a place for adultery, so there are so many people who hesitate to come in. The bed is a bit small, but there is one person per household. There is no one in this building at night. They all brought people in to live." "That is to say, this bed is shared?" "The quilt, the mattress, the pillow, everything. It's an open secret." "What if someone comes to check?" "They are all the elites of the student union. After checking one, the radio station was taken away. Don't be afraid, the security department is the most sensible." Baozhu said, "Of course, sometimes a perverted boy knocks on the door, just ignore him. In a hurry, he called the security department to arrest him, and he quickly slipped away after knocking a few times." I said, "Understood, now I can go to the bathroom. I was worried that Qinqin and her boyfriend would rush over, kick open the door, and catch us alive on the bed." Baozhu sneered and said, "Come on, Master Lu. If you dare to kick the door, you can slap him out." I went to the bathroom in the dark, the corridor was pitch black, and there was no sound.I always feel that this night is not peaceful, the more I urinate, the more scared I become, thinking wildly, and returning to the radio station in the dark.Baozhu was sitting in front of the desk lamp putting on makeup. When I looked up, I saw that she had drawn two curvy beards for herself with a signature pen, a bit like Dali's, with both ends raised up, very playful.Baozhu asked, "Does it look good?" I said, "It's so cool." Baozhu said seriously: "I swallowed this cold meal." Baozhu and I turned off the light and slept on the bed, using the words in the book, "breathing evenly", but when I turned my head and saw her eyes were open, it was probably due to insomnia.I couldn't sleep either, so I stroked her lips with my hand. She had already wiped off the two beards, but I hoped they were still there.The rain fell on the Metasequoia outside the window, making a dull sound.What will happen after this night, only God knows. In the second half of the night, I was a little confused, and suddenly I was awakened by a distant sound, which came from a loudspeaker somewhere in the school.A man was announcing loudly: "Students, there is a gas leak in the dormitory, run away quickly." I stood up from the bed, Baozhu jumped out of bed before me, opened the gap in the curtain to look, and cursed.I said, "What's going on?" "There was only one horn calling, and someone pulled the wire privately and connected it to the horn." "Is the gas leaking?" "There's gas in the dormitory." We couldn't see the dormitory scene from our position, so we should all be woken up.Baozhu thought for a while and said, Qinqin probably instructed her to do this. That big fat boy learned radio, so it didn't take much effort to do it.Why didn't she just yell on the loudspeaker that Baozhu hid a man on the radio station?Isn't this more straightforward?Then Baozhu suddenly came back to his senses and said, "Lu Xiaolu, you have to run quickly, people from the security department are coming." As I was putting on my shoes, I thought, what is this called?At this time, someone knocked on the door of the room, and the people from the security department had already arrived at the door. Baozhu panicked for a moment, but immediately regained her composure. "Open the door, open the door, what's going on with your radio station?" "I don't have any problems here, you should go to the trumpet to check the situation." Baozhu said. "The leaders are alarmed, open the door." "Let me get dressed." Baozhu bent down and looked under the bed, there was a pile of cardboard boxes underneath, and there was no way to hide anyone.I opened the cabinet again, and it was full of tapes, and it was too late to empty it.Baozhu whispered to me: "Go inside and pretend to check the circuit, I will open the door, don't panic." I said, "Open the door and we're both finished. It's mainly you. You'll be punished at least once." Baozhu said, "Then let's take it." I said: "Is this also a cold meal that must be swallowed? Looking for a job with punishment on your back?" Baozhu said: "Don't follow me to make analogies anymore. Don't be stubborn when you catch you, or you will be beaten. Our school security department will beat you like an unemployed person from another school very hard." I opened the window, and the wind suddenly rolled up the curtains. It was very dark outside, and the horns had been silenced, only the sound of rain remained.I suddenly thought of Du Fu's poem: Sneak into the night with the wind, moisten things silently.I don't know how to recite ancient poems, I learned them all from Chinese textbooks. Like all Chinese people who have received elementary education, I can only think of this poem on a rainy spring night, and nothing else.However, I now intend to dive out into the wind.My master said that when a person falls from a high place, the probability of falling to death depends more on the landing posture and the hardness of the ground. If the head is VS the concrete floor, a height of one meter is enough.The radio station is on the third floor.In order for my dear Baozhu not to be punished, I decided to take a gamble. The metasequoia tree was very close to me. When I stood on the window sill, I could touch the branches but not the trunk.I pushed aside the curtains and orbs so that they would not be entangled with me, and then took a small step forward in a very dangerous posture. The leaves of Metasequoia are soft and small, and the branches near the crown are also very fragile. Me, but the tree trunk bent instantly, and I fell to the ground like a reverse pole vaulter.When I got to the second floor, I just kept an angle perpendicular to the ground, hugged the tree trunk with both hands, and it threw me to the wall like a crane.I decided to let go, without hesitation, I immediately fell on the soft wet ground covered with fallen leaves. As luck would have it, I was unscathed except for a slip, an instinctive hand-hold as I fell, and then I felt something was wrong with my left arm: it was twisted at an unfathomable angle.I stood up, didn't feel any pain for a while, and my body couldn't move anymore.At this time, three or five people came from the opposite side with flashlights, and one of them was the big fat boy. He shone at me: "I saw you coming down from above." I said, "I've been hiding from the rain here." The big fat boy said, "Don't hold back, come with me, and I'll take you to receive the reward." I said, "Fuck you, try touching me?" The fat boy was irritated by me, he came up and pushed me, and the people behind him also ran over.I knew that things were in place, it was all right, and now I could negotiate the price with them, so I let out a terrible scream, knelt on the ground, and opened the sleeve of my left hand with my right hand. "You broke my bones." Those people shone their flashlights on me, and each took a breath. I looked at my left arm again, and there was a piece of bone sticking out of my left arm. The term is called an open fracture. I felt severe pain and I really screamed.The few people behind stared at the fat boy. "This is miserable, how did you beat him like this?" The fat boy also screamed: "I didn't do it! I just pushed him lightly." With a bang, a stool flew down from the upstairs window, and Baozhu poked her head out and shouted, "Fat guy, stand still, I'm going to take your arm off!" The fat boy ran away.