Chapter 13 Section 12
The female dormitory of Daicheng University is strictly managed, like a women's prison.At the time when I was in Lao Yang's Chemical Engineering College, the girls' dormitory could be enrolled just by registering, and no ID was required. In Lu Xiaojuan's Medical College, I used my legs to jump upstairs quickly.When I arrived at Daicheng University, nothing worked. The two girls’ buildings were surrounded by high walls, and the reception room was 100 meters away from the buildings. There was no shelter, no matter how fast my legs were.Moreover, this place is not for any men to enter, even girls' fathers are not allowed, let alone male professors, male professors are the most rogue, they are all disasters.A series of management regulations were pasted on the door of the communication room, and the final warning: men trespassed and dragged away directly, and turned over to the security department and the police station.With such strict security, girls should be issued a virginity certificate in addition to a degree when they graduate. During this year, many universities in China are sprinting for the "211 Project", which roughly refers to the 100 universities in the 21st century.I don't quite understand the ins and outs of this. Yang Chi told me that after the end of the century, there will only be these one hundred universities in the country that are supported by state funding, specializing in cultivating elites, referred to as sperm.Other universities have to find their own food, and what they cultivate can only be counted as urine.But he's already graduated, so it doesn't matter if it's urine or sperm.As for Daicheng University, the only child of the city's institutions of higher learning, and some less formal colleges are merging in, so that by the end of the 1990s, all colleges and universities in the city, large and small, were all wearing the name of Daicheng University. The Vocational College of Chemical Engineering that I wanted to study in the past also developed along with it, and by the way, the Chemical Technical School became a university-affiliated technical school.This is all for Project 211.I also forgot the result later, I am no longer in Daicheng in the 21st century. The first half of my life, for some reason, I was particularly sensitive to walls.From childhood to adulthood, I only need to glance at any wall to know whether I can jump up, not only the height, but also the friction force of the wall and the obstacle measures on the wall.As for the walls of the girls' dormitory, don't even think about it. There are icicles hanging on the walls in winter, and there are barbed wires on the walls. They will either fall to their deaths, or hang there and wait for someone to catch them.I had no choice but to go to the gate of the reception room honestly, and said to an old man, "I'm looking for Lin Baozhu." The uncle was full of impatience, and asked me through the window: "Which bedroom is it?" "have no idea." Grandpa won't give me a microphone.I didn't know what to do. I stood at the door and yelled with a fleshy voice. The voice was loud, no worse than a trumpet. The two buildings echoed me with a buzzing echo, and no girl came out.The old man laughed and said, "It's all on holiday, who are you looking for?" I made a gesture to break in, but the old man said, "Warning you, your behavior is sabotaging the 211 project, and you will be sent directly to a labor camp. Try breaking in." ?” I said a long time ago that the most annoying thing in my life is to look at the door.They guard a door, nodding and bowing to others, but they just don't let me in, because they don't like me.For the first half of my life, I have relied on rushing, cheating, and quick legs to deal with them, but this time I met the most powerful one, let alone me, no man will be allowed in, not even male dogs.In fact, I should thank him. In front of this door, I am finally equal to all decent men. I secretly raised my middle finger towards the reception room, and said in my mouth: "Thank you, sir, if you don't remind me, I will make a mistake." I knew I couldn't offend him, otherwise the tweeter would never be used by me.I decided to go home. After walking for a while, I felt that something shook my shoulder. I turned around and saw Baozhu behind me, holding an umbrella in one hand and a snack bag in the other, grinning at me while eating. "How about the make-up exam?" "A blank paper again." "Looks unhappy." I told her that I was in a bad mood because the flying saucer was gone, and I lost my only job.Baozhu sighed.I also said, in fact, this job can’t make any money, and it makes me look like a fool, I have no ideals at all, so I don’t care if I don’t do it.We changed places and sat down in the cold classroom. Baozhu said that this was where she usually studied by herself at night.She handed me the snack bag, that kind of poor puffed food, according to Lu Xiaojuan, eating it will not only make you fat, but also cause endocrine disorders.I looked at Baozhu, the hair on her upper lip was indeed too thick, I wanted to persuade her to eat less puffed food, but the girl must be angry if she said this, if she drove me away, I would be even more bored, so Silently, I ate all the snacks for her, anyway, I'm not afraid of hairiness.It was getting dark and the classroom was getting colder and colder. We went outside the school and ate a bowl of hot noodles to warm us up a bit.Baozhu suddenly said: "Go to my bedroom and sit for a while." "Let me in?" "No," Baozhu said, "mix in." She covered her face with an umbrella, and her body to cover me, and sneaked into the dormitory while it was dark. The old man was watching "News Network" in the reception room.Baozhu said that the control is now stricter than before. If a man is found in the dormitory, not only the law must be dealt with, but the girls involved will also be punished. If there is any misbehavior, they will be expelled. also be punished.I said, "Then how dare you bring me in?" Baozhu said, "You're talking nonsense." In the dormitory, Baozhu lives alone. The eight beds are covered with mosquito nets, and a patterned curtain is added, and the bedding is wrapped up and placed inside.Compared with Yang Chi's university dormitory, that ghostly place is not only messy, but also smells like a zoo, which can't be washed off, and the smell has seeped into the walls.There are still girls staying in this kind of dormitory, and if she stays here for one night, she will become a stinky person.All the boys yearn to live in the girls' dormitory, which is fragrant, soft, and smells better. Baozhu went to the water room, and I walked around the bedroom, a little imaginative.Speaking of which, when I was a teenager, when I was seventeen or eighteen years old, I also stayed in a girl's dormitory. The feeling was unforgettable, mysterious, tender, and safe.It and the small bed of the factory doctor's sister's house are called the two major vomiting spots in my life.After many years, when I was twenty-four years old, I came to the girls' dormitory again, and I couldn't help but want to vomit blood again.After a while, Baozhu came back and complained to me: "There are boys in the water room." I said, "Sneaked in too?" Baozhu said: "Yeah, it's quite annoying. I'm brushing my teeth in slippers. Anyway, no one knows it's a holiday. It's a publicity." At this time, someone knocked on the door, and Baozhu opened the door. A girl stood outside and said to her: "Baozhu, I'm sorry, I'm the only one in the dormitory. I'm scared. I asked my boyfriend to accompany me. I just scared you." gone." Baozhu said: "It's okay, I won't tell you." The girl said, "Thank you, I'll treat you to some sweets." Turning around and seeing me sitting inside, she immediately said, "Yo, you have one hidden too." I said, "Hi. I'm not hiding. I'm sitting." The girl said: "Don't be restrained, I won't say anything." She blinked at Baozhu again. "This is the first time I've come here." I wanted to ask her what it was like the second time around, but she turned away.This made me guess for a while, and then I looked at my sitting posture, which was indeed very polite, buttocks on the edge of the stool, limbs tucked in, and maybe smiling.If I were a regular customer, I should be lying on Baozhu's bed right now, wearing slippers and saying hello, Hi, See you. Baozhu sat on the edge of the bed, and suddenly said angrily: "Damn it, I was wronged. I really shouldn't have let you in." I said, "Then I'll go. If the old janitor checks the dormitory, it won't be fun if he catches him." Baozhu said, "What are you thinking? Do you think that old man can enter the girls' dormitory? He can't either." "So who checks the dorms? Someone has to?" "University dormitories generally don't check men every day, just guard a door. It's safe to sneak in." "Then should I go or should I go?" "You are so talkative." Baozhu said, "You asked me if I wanted to go as soon as you sat down. Have you always been so talkative? You were not like this when you were young." I stopped talking, since I didn't check the post, I planned to hang out in the corridor outside, and take a look at the water room. The water room is a very elegant name, but it is actually a women's toilet plus a washroom.I opened the door and went out, Baozhu said: "Hey, why did you leave?" Thinking that I ran away in a fit of anger, she chased after me.We saw the girl and the boy in slippers in the corridor at the same time, and they were passionate.A messy, tangled tongue kiss.I coughed violently, and remembered what the factory master said before, that humans mainly imitate three kinds of animals in mating: snake-shaped, entwining around; cat-shaped, screaming; dog-shaped, chasing east to west.They are snake type.I coughed and laughed, disturbing them.The guy in the slipper, holding his glasses in his left hand (which prevents them from being wrapped), puts them on for himself now, and rolls his eyes at me.The girl was more generous, and asked Baozhu: "Hey, why did you come out?" Baozhu spread her hands and said, "Can't you go in and kiss?" Baozhu returned to the bedroom and sat on the bed again.I said I didn't intend to leave, I just went out to have a look, but I didn't expect to see this.Baozhu was stunned for a while, then suddenly said: "Lu Xiaolu, I think it's very strange, in fact, I don't know you very well. We don't know each other at all, right?" I nodded.Baozhu said: "Why should I bring you in and let you embarrass me. Do you do this every time?" My mind was in a daze, and I thought of all the girls I met. They all had similar questions when they loved me, so I couldn't help but nodded and said: "Anyway, I haven't given you face." Baozhu said: "Us? I'll go to your uncle."
When I left the dormitory at night, Baozhu saw me off again with an umbrella. The old concierge stopped watching "News Network" and sat in there smoking a cigarette by himself.We easily got out, the snow was very small at that time, the sky was completely dark, the ground was completely white, reflecting an abnormal light, and the world entered a static state.I said goodbye to Baozhu and walked to the bus stop alone.In fact, I knew that the last bus was gone and I had to walk home, but I still told Baozhu to take the bus by myself.After a while, I heard the sound of footsteps behind me, Baozhu chased up again, and said: "Hey, I just said that you are embarrassing me. I was joking." Too much, there were idiots who said I was anti-social before." Baozhu didn't speak.I said again: "Hey, I didn't say you're an idiot." Baozhu shook her head, walked back on her own footsteps, and disappeared after a while. I turned into an alley and went to the new village where the factory doctor's sister used to live.I have visited that place many times, and now one of her relatives lives there.I went there like a bereaved dog. After going through hardships, I found my own home, but the owner has moved away, and I can only lie at the door waiting to die.It is said that these are loyal dogs.I came to the new village step by step, the lights were still on everywhere, and there was no one on the road.I raised my head, took a deep breath, my lungs felt chilly, and I continued to cough. I saw the window of the factory doctor's sister's house was lit.She's gone, of course, but the lighting is a familiar color, the curtains haven't been changed, and if her relatives haven't cleaned the room thoroughly, one day, a used condom will be found under the bed, presumably dried in the shade .It was the last time I made love to her and threw it down on purpose, as a souvenir. At this time, the balcony door of the factory doctor's sister's house suddenly opened, and an aunt with a perm came out. I don't know what kind of relative she was.I looked up at her, thinking that she is also very romantic, is there telepathy?Before I could figure it out, a bag of garbage flew out of my aunt's hand, and it disintegrated in mid-air, turning into a bomb of the US military and flying towards me.I run away.My aunt saw me, she was stunned for a while, and shouted: "Hey, there is a thief downstairs!" I thought to myself, stealing your mother, if my condom falls into your hands, it will be boring. I left that place and walked towards Pesticide New Village.There is still a long way to go, I walk fast, let myself exercise, so as not to be too cold.There is no beauty in the snow scene at night, on the contrary, you will feel extremely dangerous, and there are traps everywhere.I walked for a while, took a breath under a street light pole, and decided not to be nostalgic, to forget the factory doctor sister, and never to talk about her to anyone.