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Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Misfortune, Fate, and Wonderful Flower

boring and crazy 王蒙 16416Words 2018-03-18
When you live the same normal life every day, will you miss the collapse, suddenness, absurdity, oolong, and inexplicable?Just like when life is ordinary, do you want to watch horror movies, fierce battle movies, disaster movies and tragedy movies that make you cry and wet your handkerchief? It is the most normal thing for a person to grow old and die while alive, so this is a bit ridiculous. Will fate suddenly convulse?Did God accidentally drop the chain? Could a dog suddenly become a cat?Could a pig suddenly be given an academic title or a position of authority?Will a piece of clothing wear the wings of an eagle and fly to the sky?Will a letter sent to A end up in the hands of B?Has the rain turned into wine syrup?Talking became a fire?A mouth poking out the core of a poisonous snake?A mouth slapped, and the beauty lying on the ground returned to the true form of the bone spirit?

A person turned out to be a jackal, and the grandmother who knocked on the door in the middle of the night turned out to be a wolf in disguise.A bomb is hidden in a flower.The result of the picture contribution is that the picture is poor but the dagger is invisible?Bai Suzhen——with her little sister Qinger, is actually a boa constrictor.A glass of fine wine easily killed someone.The ancestors on the land of China lived too harshly, and our stories make us vigilant against all good and good deeds.On the other hand, the stories in Europe are slightly different. For example, the ugly duckling turned into a white swan, the mermaid—the daughter of the sea rescued the prince, and the clever and beautiful Sheikh Rassada moved everyone with the story of One Thousand and One Nights. Softened the Alternate Caliph.

By accident, maybe the source code formulated by God has become fine. This is a kind of imagination of the universe that is not up to you.God also likes to joke?Of course, there is also the possibility that his fingers, keystrokes, and touches may cause accidental touches.Many good dramas in life come from mistakes, mistakes, misreadings, misjudgments, short circuits, crashes, leaks, repeated codes, garbled codes, alcohol or caffeine, boredom, passion, gods, people and things will also go crazy together.Sometimes it's a tiny bit of a miss, a thousand miles away. I often slip into a kind of cranky or quasi-dream: I run out of breath, chasing a shadow.Two shadows chased after me desperately.Or they pursued me relentlessly, thinking I was a shadow.

... If you were Kant, if you were born in April 1724, if you lived in Königsberg, if you walked out of the house at a certain time every day and took a walk in this small German town at that time, you would know, neighbors Get used to it, know that your life has strict rules, know that your walks and the great thoughts in your walks have a strictly definite timetable, know what time you must pass a certain neighbor's house, and even know that you pass each other according to the timetable. Check the time at home to check the clock and watch, and adjust the time display at home.It seems that this small town is not full of accurate wall clocks in public places, and in Kant's time, there were no time reports on radio, television, mobile phones and computers.Please think about it, do you, the great philosopher Kant, have a little obligation to run every day as accurately as a Swiss watch?

Haha, Master Kant, you are the clock, you are the quartz resonator and the fine-tuning capacitor, you are a pendulum and gears with absolutely correct wavelength and amplitude, you represent Greenwich or for some reason, it is generally translated as Greenwich.Kant, the Alpine peak of such knowledge, is awe-inspiring.Such a German Kant makes the novelist's skin crawl.Fortunately, you not only have your regularity, reliability, stability, and stability without maintenance, you still have one mistake after all.There was a deviation: you read "Emile" fascinatedly, your walking time made a mistake, you came out late, and made the clocks of the residents of a city mess up the hour and minute hands.

Kant is finally cute and sore. Is this a mistake on your part?Will every mistake bring bizarre disasters to the wrong owner?Or was it the fault of your neighbors?The wrong owner is not Kant, but the neighbor.You never made a mistake, never had an oolong, never left out, and never made a joke. Is there any woman to marry such a man? People cannot be turned into clocks. Kant’s walks are for the great thinking rhythm of the philosopher’s health and wise mind. There is no contract here that stipulates that his old man has the obligation to provide the public with correct time markings.Besides, this mistake just proves that the great German philosopher Kant is a man of temperament.Is a normal living person.Just like Newton's serious attitude, it is necessary to build two cat holes of different sizes for two cats of different sizes, because obviously the big cat can't get through the hole if the hole is small, and it is a waste of space for the kitten to go through the big hole .Also, Newton once mistaken a pocket watch for an egg and boiled it in a small pot of boiling water. It seems that Newton had a unified geometric sense for oblate and spherical circles.Newton's mistakes were great mistakes.Mistakes are different because of the greatness of the wrong owner, and become a revelation to ordinary people.And Einstein needed to call his female secretary to find out the address of his home.Is such stupidity and absent-mindedness, such departure from the norm, a fault?Or is it instead a good story, an anecdote, a well-known story around the world?This is also the great proof of Rousseau of France, the author of "Emile". Of course, it is also a wonderful story of all great scientists and great wisdom like Kant.

There is also American shooter Matthew Emmons, known as a prodigy, his last shot in the final of the Athens Olympic Games actually hit someone else's target, which is the same as the author's WeChat record this time, and he hit it It is 10.06 ring.If you jump out of the mediocre calculations of ranking, utilitarianism, medals and bonuses, he should be counted as the greatest shooter in the world in history.What if we look at it not from utilitarianism, but from the aspects of interest, philosophy, literature, humor, aesthetics, news, chance, mystery, novelty, and imagination?If you look at the models of Ruan Ji, Ji Kang and Liu Ling, the Chinese scholars of the Wei and Jin Dynasties, this is simply incomparable.This is what God gave to Athens. It is the greatest revelation that God told the world through "Matthew" in Athens at that time. Help your opponent hit a 10.06 ring. Besides Matthew, who else?Besides Athens in 2004, where and which time?

Rightness, success, victory are all too general for people and things.So if people walk across the swamp safely, it's really nothing to worry about.And when you're on the swamp, there's a plop and you fall into a puddle, Ulla, Bravo!The former is in Russian, the latter in Spanish.If we were eating delicious food and half of our teeth were broken by a stone, if there was a sudden thunder on a sunny day, if a wild goose fell from the sky while flying, and the possibility of being shot by a hunter was ruled out Sex, if in an elegant and clean living room you suddenly find a small green snake crawling out from under the carpet, if you fall like the iron lady Margaret Thatcher when walking down the high steps of the Great Hall of the People , if you go to say hello to an old friend you haven't seen in a long time, and it turns out that you have misunderstood the person, if a great poet uses the wrong allusion in his favorite poem, whoa, whoa, whoa!These records and discoveries, even if they are annoying, even if you taste the immediate annoyance, will you not be happy to satisfy a certain curiosity?There is an unforeseen exclamation here?Have an absurd provocation?Is there a mystery that is hard to know?Is there an unpredictable variable?There is a kind of miss and follow-up interest who knows what's going on?Have a sense of liveliness and inspiration brought by gloating?

is not that right?If there is only clear and smooth air circulation in the sky all year round, if there is only constant temperature, humidity, constant speed, constant quantity and quality throughout the year, if the seasons are always like spring, if cars never need to turn, airliners never encounter turbulence and turbulence, and sailing never encounters In the wind and waves, writers will always be on the Forbes list, if there is only one standard sweetness in the diet, if there is only one fragrance in the air, if there is no old vinegar, pepper, bitter melon, and Jiangsu and Zhejiang fermentation with a fragrant smell Food, as well as the stinky tofu of Wangzhihe in Beijing, the stinky dry seeds of Changsha Huogong Palace, and the stinky cheese with green and black spots in France. There has never been any difference in travel time, if Kant’s hometown was not later—two hundred years later, due to the results of World War II, it was returned to the Soviet Union and became Kaliningrad, and in recent years, because the United States wants to build a missile base in the Czech Republic Nissberg or Konigsberg - Kaliningrad is almost turned into a Russian missile base... How boring and even boring our life will become on our planet!

You know how inspiration comes from mistakes?How does failure nourish and test people?How did injustice and insult become the halo of saints?Of course, the cross, which punishes people to death, is a symbol of Jesus, but how does the disaster comprehend the conscience and ability of human beings?How does crime stir up civilization and awaken wisdom and conscience?What kind of spectacle might absent-mindedness reveal?And how did the strange misfortune finally turn into a strange fate, and how did the strange fate bloom into a wonderful flower? You'd rather have climaxes than no waves.You would rather appreciate the variation of the look than the ashes of the dead wood.You'd rather acquire a timepiece that's sometimes mad, sometimes dozed, and sometimes ghostly or possessed, than as accurate as a clock.

You know how much "Wrong Wrong Wrong" and "Momomo" have moved you, and you know that it is impossible to change the main theme of Lu You's "The Hairpin Head Phoenix" to "Right Right Right" and "OK OK" for political correctness.Let's imagine that Lu Ci changed from "the east wind is evil, the joy is weak, the heart is full of melancholy, and I have been away for a few years, wrong and wrong" to "the east wind is strong, the sound of joy is moving, there is a lot of pride, and I am invincible. I am always correct. , indeed!" Similarly, it is "a lifelong mistake", "a peach blossom mistake", "a vain eyebrow", "the red dress is full of pain", "I refused to marry the spring breeze, but was mistaken by the autumn wind for no reason"... These famous words and phrases have touched generations of Chinese people; That is to say, it is precisely the whole life that is delayed rather than the "constantly correct" like that master, "mistaking the peach blossom" rather than "Ding Xiang and I see each other right", and of course "Wang Ning Mei" cannot be replaced as "heart". "Things come true", "...my heart is bitter" and I can't do "no matter what I wear, I have a happiness index", so "... Autumn Wind Mistakes", how could it be "I refused to marry your brother back then, and married a bum". The number one scholar, your eldest sister, I have also become a first-class wife!" You said, you already had your eightieth birthday.Just last night, you had fantastic dreams about mistakes, delays, blunders.You ride your bicycle to catch the train, which is already full of loopholes.You can't stop your bike because you're racing down a steep downhill road.You can't pinch the brakes, and you can't slow down.This is really a disaster.When you were young, you dreamed many times that you missed the car at a critical transfer occasion in the middle of the night.You have missed the train and have been late for sixty years.Mistakes, what can the husband say?Being unable to get off the bike this time was easier and more ridiculous than any other dream. Is it a little muddled (read stingy) to have such a dream?You have not completely lost the ability to adapt and resist in the dream. You managed to turn the front of the car, you had a good grip on the handlebars, you turned the direction of the car, and you judged that if you go from A to B If you can’t brake when going downhill, then in the opposite direction, going from B to A must be uphill. Even if you don’t brake, the potential energy brought by the position will make your wheels stop quickly.The strange thing is that the uphill in the dream does not slow down.When you get closer and closer to the train, you see the train start and go, and you hear the clang of the train that you have been accustomed to since childhood, warm and lonely.At the most critical moment, you pass by the car you desperately need to get on, and there are at least three faces in the car windows that look like your bosom friend and bosom friend, your spiritual comfort.You flew away in anger, and lost your bicycle, as described by Zhuangzi.You chase the train at full speed, the problem is that you finally get on the train, you catch the train.But I can't find my dear comfort.Of course, it just means that the patience in your dream didn’t wait until you found the person you wanted. If you didn’t find it in your dream, you might as well continue to look for it when you wake up. You’ve already got on the bus anyway, just like that literary bastard who claimed to catch up Like a car.How do you catch the car and run?jump?Practice like a Taoist priest?You can't dream clearly.When you grow old, you will also lack the ability to make your dreams clear and real. Such a dream is suitable for people in their 30s and 40s.Younger people can always catch not only the car but the plane until the bullet or the missile.People in their 70s and 80s don't need to drive any car, transfer to any car, or get in any car.There are actually some flaws in such a dream, and such a dream still seems childish, and it may portend a little disaster. Mistake has nothing to do with misfortune in words.They are not synonyms.But in life, the two may be tied together.Because in life there are man-made prejudices, pickiness, anger, stubbornness, prejudice, domineering, misfortune can also be good fortune and kindness.The flood of anger makes a man great.Hatred is surging, making people majestic.The grief and anger are surging, making people strong.And a great man who is accustomed to calling "Liu Blowing Wind and Thunder" will be addicted to the thunderbolt-like magnificence of Xingfu.Misadventures are endless, so that people finally learn to beg for the miracles in their own lives, and appreciate the miracles of their own destiny.So there was that summer. It is unreasonable or has its own destiny. In the spring of that year, you already felt extremely bored. You already felt that something was wrong. God. Because you have been happy in the sun for nine years, intoxicated for nine years, you are good at dancing with long sleeves, and you are reasonable.What you thought when you were less than twenty-three years old was "hard work without credit".We are a hard-working generation.We have the culture and destiny of suffering.You have been busy, hot, meeting up and down, and being courteous for three thousand days and nights. Why do you have an ominous premonition in this extraordinary summer? Why do you have something wrong? Is it because of the little peach girl in "The Legend of Wu Xun"?Played by Wang Bei, she also played Chanjuan in Guo Moruo's drama "Qu Yuan".She is the wife of the writer Bai Hua, who died prematurely of cancer.Is it because of the condemned novels "Between Us and Husband and Wife" and "Battle on the Lowlands"?The nervous Lu Ling and the poor Xiao Yemu!Is it because all the promises come true so fast, super fast, and dreams that come true so quickly lose their luster because of their easy success?It is also easy and easy to catch a large number of harmful insects and wolves, and the frozen poisonous snakes are cooled by lightning as soon as they are caught.The righteous indignation of screaming, the condemnation of ping-pong-ping, the two-person melee with sticks and hats flying all over the sky, the ceremony of blood sprinklers, and the innocence of three sticks with dates and three sticks without dates.Is history becoming whatever you want, whether there is something or nothing, going east and west, going up to heaven and down to earth? As a result, flickering has become the method of mass movement, big talk has become the overwhelming soft and hard power, people's fate can be manipulated at will, and the definite distinction between white and black has been completely lost. Is it in the thick fog?You just swam more than ten meters away from the coast, and you suddenly found that you were buried in the thick fog, surrounded by no shore, no one, no east, west, north, no difference between going ashore and going ashore, no departure and return, no safety and danger. choose.You seem to be in a big house, you suddenly feel unrecognizable, you suddenly feel strange around you, and you ask yourself: whose toothpaste or wallet did you steal?Did you rape the woman or betrayed your own mother?That is after you entertained your friends, you ate a lot, you should have paid the fee, but suddenly found that you did not pay after you left the restaurant, and you actually harmed the interests of the legitimate restaurant owner.And you suspect that if you go back and pay the money, you are likely to be taken away by the police as a fraudulent liar.You wonder if you've got your pants on, covering your indecent organs. Grab him, grab him, you hear the chorus of rage.In the thick fog, it is difficult to distinguish between southeast and northwest, mainly because it is impossible to find the shore.Kneel down, kneel down, you hear the cry of such sorrow.You are guilty, you are guilty, you have heard the verdict of the public trial.The people raised their arms and shouted: Shoot him, shoot him, you can't help but believe your ears.You are spinning dizzily by the turner.You want to avoid it but it doesn't look like you should.Dizziness is not a reason to dodge.Evasion is precisely the evidence of fault and guilt.Guilty provides the necessity and possibility of shooting.To be executed by shooting is a sign of guilt.If it is enough, of course you can't get away with it. The reason is unknown, the situation is unclear, of course there is a fault, the sin must be borne by oneself, the fate should be like this, one cannot be sympathetic, one cannot escape from water, earth, wind, fire.For this sake, what other tricks do you have up your sleeve?What is the use of Zhuge Liang alive?What should Marx do now that he is here?There is this one in the play, this hexagram in fortune, this couplet in poetry, this chapter in the novel, this spring in the abyss, this move in the martial arts, and this week in the world.The result of smooth sailing is bound to be misfortune from the sky, and the result of easy handling is a series of stumbling blocks.From then on, the bluffs began, and the good shows continued from then on, bumping into a wall became entertainment, and pain became a fun and leisurely side dish.what! Mido, Mido, let us dance to the "Cuckoo Waltz," and for the rest.Missosao Mi Duomi Rui.The ease of your victory is now to be repaid.Domi, Domi, you think you have firmly established the truth, and now I want you to think about why you, a brat, can monopolize the truth.Hahaha.Larassau.Your self-confidence is supernatural, and now you have to repay the supernatural.Miduo, your self-conceited youth was arrogant and bossy, and now you have to correct this frustration and bossy.Misao Lasumi, your condescending self-importance, now strikes at your stinky pomp and bravado.Huh huh huh.If the trees are beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy them. If the pile is higher than the bank, the current will be turbulent.The wise men of the great China had already seen it so clearly two thousand years ago.For a tree to grow more beautiful and lush than other trees, it is a bold offense to other trees and to the whole forest, it is public outrage, it is an enemy of collectivism and the people.Of course Lala Xilaxi.The mounds of earth and rocks are so lofty and great that they are higher than the shore, so they will naturally become obstacles to the flow of water, and will naturally be the first to be washed away by the flood.And the knowledge, quality, demeanor and fineness of acting are beyond ordinary people, that is, being brave, being strong, pretending to be an elephant with a pig's nose inserted, and wearing a mouse on the waistband, pretending to be a hunter; That is to break away from the ordinary, that is to challenge the majority, that is to not gain a firm foothold, that is to be the enemy of the nation, that is, the stranger in the society, to be out of place, and to perish directly.Hehehe, fafafa, when there is a fever, there is a process of reducing the fever, doxido! Then those who should be reconciled will be alienated, those who have achieved will be destroyed, and the sharpness and sharpness of purity will be bruised and broken in an instant. The result is that you are accused of not doing enough, and being wise and upright is at most regarded as a superman of strategy, but you have done poorly, who can not sit on your neck and shit? No.There is no need to complain about the ugliness of jealousy, there is also the so-called danger of the human heart.That statement is dangerous enough in itself. You should ask yourself.You think you are smart, but you are actually mocking the clumsiness of others.You feel wise, and you actually despise the simplicity of others.You pursue lofty goals, and you just want to belittle the short-sightedness and small-mindedness of others.You show your kindness, even if it is truly incomparable kindness, it is actually intended to contrast, unintentionally contrasting that master's abnormality and viciousness. Why can't they feel comfortable because of your ups and downs and the imminent arrival of bad luck, just like drinking fine wine, smoking famous cigarettes, and sleeping with beautiful women!Your misfortune is the opportunity of mortals who have been almost overwhelmed by you. The opportunity cannot be missed, and the time will never come again. People and things rely on a shitty real ability, that is the injustice of the sun and the moon, the unevenness of the lake and the sea, the imbalance of yin and yang, and the disorder of the four seasons, which is called the world without reason! Domi Sao, let it be.Unavoidable, naturally has its reasons.Mirido.You have your own flaws too.Mishoto.Comments are welcome.It's called washing the face and sweeping the floor, curing diseases and saving lives.Larassau.My bloody courage has fallen into the mud pit, and my mother's blood is about to die. Comrade, your struggle was originally fought for me. Let's fire, be more ruthless, and increase the firepower!This kind of criticism and self-criticism rubs the mud and cleanses the body and massages the meridians, just like scraping, cupping, and acupuncture.Rui Farah, what is not a gust of wind?We have our unique skills, Chinese unique skills, and the number of people who fall from horses in political campaigns. In fact, there is a quota. If you want to play it, you can’t cut corners.Lalaxi Lassodo, a lot of Saolado, this is also a way of life. Chinese civilization is too sophisticated, too dialectical, too soft to overcome rigidity, static to restrain, weak to overcome strong, and constant to respond to changes.Therefore, there must be big movements, big toss, big strokes, and big strides forward and backward.Mimimi, minimized criticism and self-criticism will also cultivate old fritters, then I will give you a big ups and downs, big ups and downs, big openings and big closings, big joy and big sorrow, big bang and big hum, big killing and chopping , ok y'all put it so well, you're saving me helping me being considerate of me pulling me.You are my own father, brother, sister, and mother, lala lala... At that time, you firmly believed in the word help, and what you firmly believed in was that kind of criticism and indignation, no matter what kind of outrageous, nonsensical, nonsensical, pretentious, echoing, they were all meant to help and do good, anyway. It's good to hear more.Speeches of kindness burst into tears.Later, I did see stories about helping others to go to hell, but the purpose of helping is still for you to ascend to heaven.It is true that you have never been helped to the point where you have been helped to the point of death. It is true that you often turn bad luck into good fortune, and make good fortune when you die. His kindness resolved his desire to go to hell into something dear and warm, at most it was a massage, from love to love, at most it was a brother who helped a little too much, a little silly, a little artistic, massage The skin is contused by pressing. Acting needs artistic exaggeration, you are too artistic and exaggerated like acting.Are you serious?really.Is this true?really.Helping and helping become acting, and there is no great evil.Ah, I love you, you are my sun, you are my sunshine, you are my life plus death, you are my everything, you are the red ocean that never sets!Note that it is Dayang, that is, the standing portraits of Yinyuan, Tiangang, Yuan Datou and Sun Yat-sen, not the sun.This is of course harmless. Then, by the same token, you are a jackal in sheep's clothing, you are a painted skin of a female ghost, you are a bone spirit who should be beaten three times, and you are an agent of imperialism and the Kuomintang reactionaries. Self-extermination from the people, self-destruction, turning into dust, ghosts and snakes, demons and ghosts, black clouds overwhelm the city and want to destroy it, it is very common for a fortress to be breached from the inside.Mirido Misorado!So it comes from life and is higher than life, so it is true and false, twists and turns, scratching and twisting, stabbing, deep pain, laughing, twittering, crying and shoving, deep text, tight fit, behavior Art is playing hard to get. Since there is the authenticity of art, it naturally also has the fictional, imaginative, and random nature of art. Clouds flow and water, clouds become thunder and lightning, and water becomes floods.But it must be playing hard to catch.To be happy in life needs to have fun.The paradoxes of life need to be stink.Political campaigns are as strange as storytelling in novels, one link after another, poetry as full, drama as intense, and music as smooth.That is true emotion, an unharvested chapter of performance art. Grasping sports and manipulating people is really addictive! Dear friend shed tears because of your going the wrong way.Dear comrade, because of your boy's political incorrectness, he fainted and fell to the ground, his limbs trembled, his blood pressure was 250, and his pulse was 180.Dear leader, because of your open-mindedness and kindness, I have approved you and forgiven you.Dear people forgive you for admitting everything and bowing everything.Under the eaves of others, why don't you bow your head?And it's not someone else's eaves, it's your kid's own eaves.It's your home, just like the soldier Zhang Ga still has a home after his grandmother died - the Anti-Japanese Guerrilla.Apart from this eaves, there is no other eaves.Sao Sao Mi Sao Sao Dora Sao Sao Sao! You never have two minds, never have three minds, you go from one to the end, one way to the dark.Dear sun still shines on you and shines on you again.Dear moon still dips you and dips you.Dear starlight still twinkles you and twinkles you again, dear spring breeze still touches you and touches you again.Dear whip, still whip you and whip you.It's like you are a lamb, following your girl, who is holding a thin leather whip, constantly and gently whipping your brave and alert young man on the back. If you insist that she is your girl, who's to say she won't be your girl?And dear cotton jacket, still keep you warm and keep you warm.what!We kiss each other even closer, hotter and hotter, beating is hurting and scolding is love, not beating or scolding is kicking, the smellier the stinky tofu, the more fragrant it is, the more withered the flowers are, the more beautiful they are, so the sky spins like a sea dry rock, wind blows a thousand lines!The function of the horse's tail, have you taken this lesson? It's not a problem to be wrong or not to be wrong.If there are mistakes, they are beaten to death with sticks, and Zhaoxue only needs to be blown by the wind and breathed in one breath.Who can be blameless?Who is spared?The title of a famous play by the famous Russian dramatist Ostrovsky.The problem is that the catastrophe did happen, and there is nothing wrong with it happening.Say it happens, it happens, it happens without discussion.Whether or not the misfortune has become a genuine misfortune is an academic topic worth discussing.The sense of wrongness gives birth to a body that pleads guilty, and pleading guilty does not prevent disasters, but pleading guilty is a necessary lesson in the university of life, and its effect on abdominal muscle and body training is no less than sit-ups.This compulsory course includes qigong, waist exercise, abdominal exercise, head and neck exercise, light exercise, and fool exercise.Misfortunes caused the carp to stand upright, the kite to turn over, the cat to run and the dog to dodge, the snake to move and the mouse to drill, roll on the spot eighteen rolls, the golden bell cover, the iron cloth shirt, the plum blossom pile, and the dragonfly on the water. Jumping out of the holy world and the official world, no one is made of any special materials, and has established a romantic relationship with the common people.The fresh environment and location create fresh experiences, fresh faces, expressions, self-deprecation, masturbation, brain memory and speech capacity.After falling into the gutter, there is basically nowhere to fall again.After escaping to a distant place, it is no longer possible to fly far away.Ascending a height requires a heavy fall, and when you fall heavy, you will not be troubled by high and low.The comfort after a heavy fall is the best in the world.It's called acknowledging the bear, being at ease with the situation, having no anxiety, and seeing the truth after washing away the lead.The adaptability, compensatory ability, adaptability, adaptability, and resilience of Chinese culture are unparalleled.Of course, the consequence of the unbearable worry is that you don't change your happiness.The joy is also harmonious, and you can be happy if you can. When the water is full, it will overflow, when the water is dry, it will be moist, and when the water is dry, wait for it to bubble again.When the moon is full, it is short, and when the moon is short, the starry sky is bright.The outstanding people who became Kant and high-ranking officials all admired the starry sky, and the few people who did not become Kant and high-ranking officials also did cultural appearances there. Xia Yun harvested in autumn and stored in winter.After being purged, we are not alone. We, you and they are still together, together with workers and peasants. This is obviously flattering: when we are together, we are extremely happy! We are family at the end of the day.Those who criticize and struggle with those who are criticized are actually born from the same mold, formed in the same womb and then fell to the ground.It is called a ball shape, a raccoon dog in a mound, a crucian carp in a river, a thorn in a foot, a fight in a nest, a fight in a nest, and a toad in a pit.Those who shout and scream are still relatives and class brothers of the military and civilians. Brothers fighting against the wall is our characteristic, our sorrow, and our advantage.They are born from the same root, so why rush each other?It is born from the same root, so it is urgent to fry each other!There is no rush to fry the same root, who should be fried more?Historically speaking, they are not from the same root, so we don’t stir fry at all! So when the time comes and the opportunity comes, guess what?If you said something, you would immediately shake hands and say goodbye, if you said something, you would immediately clean it up, if you said something wrong, you would immediately get out of the cold palace and sit on the hot bench, and find out that the cub born twenty years ago was not a civet cat at all, and then of course It was the dragon horse and the phoenix chariot who entered the imperial city, became the empress dowager, and even let Bao Heizi slap the dragon robe twice... Just you, can you keep the sesame blossoming and keep growing? In fact, we are all the same people, we identify with each other, we agree with each other, and we identify with our ancestors.We are good comrades, good citizens, working people, brothers and sisters of workers and peasants, and we all listen to the leaders.Criticism is for help, struggle is for rescue, Mount Taishan is for the purpose of instructing profoundly, and the dog blood shower is also a traditional Chinese medicine meridian shower.It's a joy to criticize the title without seeing the title clearly, which can be regarded as showing loyalty and following closely. What they lack is knowledge and brains. They can't mean anything worse to you. When you treat people with kindness, what you really experience is kindness. Seek benevolence to get benevolence, seek kindness to get kindness, seek friends to get friends, seek love to get love.It is also said that seeking the enemy will win the enemy, seeking resentment will result in resentment, seeking pain will cause pain, seeking itch will cause itching.I beg Dafa to have at least a little humor, a little popular, a little Brownian motion, and a little bit that makes people laugh because of its faintness... Although you have to cry from time to time, at the same time you have accumulated a lot of jokes and jokes, The heart is clear, the heart is bright and the belly is wide, the head is not shaken but the heart is rippling, the handsome man can't bear it but smiles and his face is not open, not in full bloom is better than wide open, grass snake gray line, gathered in no trace. So you are no longer young and boastful.You are no longer high-end philosophy, saving the world and the people.You no longer give reports and read the Soviet Union's tragic heroism.You no longer analyze and report dynamic language to sweep the armed forces.You shrink your neck and bow your head, you bow your eyebrows, your face is humble and numb, but you are not very sad, let alone angry. You are never downbeat.You feel a little bit gratified, how can you not know everything in the world?At the age of fourteen, he became his life and grasped the reins of history. He brought the whip and spurs of the dynasty. At the age of twenty-two, he was famous all over the world. Why not come to him in time? Want a lifebuoy?That's a big bath, everyone is a massage lady guy.Rose Rose I love you, roses bloom everywhere, villains clarify everywhere, gentlemen are poor and happy. A role is nothing more than a role, a role is a person, and a person is a role. However, a person is bigger and more subjective than a role. A person should know the role.Take a shower and take a shower, you must be clean and refreshing.Where do you say what.Change scenery step by step, infinite scenery is in the edge.Pain makes people literary, literature makes people transcend, embarrassment makes people alert, and alert makes people chic and romantic.Chic and coquettish turn a strange misfortune into a special tourist service.Life is a wandering.Read the libretto while riding a donkey, just wait and see, you! In the subsequent tide of reform and opening up, in the farmhouse tourism in the suburbs of Beijing, there was a "prison" made of stones for tourists to enjoy, because a small number of tourists were willing to experience the taste of being locked up in prison. This is a confusion. As a way of tourism, the catastrophe of heaven and earth, if it emphasizes experiential hypotheses, and lacks the weight of reality and testing, the game life has always been unpopular; and exaggerated accidents, performances that express "something happens" ", coupled with the subject's overconfidence and trust in others, made him more or less interested in being visited to meet the sudden change.What if the subject is still a writer?Is he unlucky?Is he looking for a thrill?He was fighting and watching from time to time, jumping out of the Three Realms and not in the Five Elements, and finally returned to the inner house.Are you looking for fun?He is going to the mountains and the countryside for scientific research or "experience life", in-depth life, investigation and research, not only in-depth farmers' lives but also in-depth political events, conspiracies, conspiracy, supernatural, both grace and power, turning hands For the clouds, for the rain? Is looking for new karma.Karma activated Karma and planted evergreen trees. After thinking about it for a long time, I spent a long time denouncing it and muttering it for a long time. It is more like family quarrels that I have been used to since I was a child.The ones who are criticized and those who are criticized are actually brothers, sisters, parents and children who are more close to each other and want to love and love each other so that they can hate more and more.家人国人吵起来,痛心疾首,义愤填膺,一把鼻涕一把眼泪,说话唯恐不狠,伤人唯恐不毒,动刺刀唯恐没有见红。委屈不可谓不大,仇恨不可谓不深,真心实意地认为对方不忠不孝不仁不义忤逆匪类,丧尽天良,恩将仇报,吃了我的饭还要砸我的锅,应该活埋火烧。如果当时有刀子,他们不是没有可能互相捅了刀子,至少是做捅小刀舞,捅小刀二人转。如果当时有绳子,他们也不是没有可能互相捆了绳子,至少是做捆绳子的魔术杂技毯子功垫上运动。家人国人,注意情感文化、情感政治、维护我们的至亲至爱的大家庭、人们就是这样地重激情重道德重人伦重孝悌忠信礼义廉耻父慈子孝夫妻恩爱君明臣忠还有师徒如父子,朋友义为先,结草衔环,肝脑涂地,涓滴之恩也要涌泉相报,睚眦之隙也要夷其九族。一家子都这样自命也都这样要求与衡量旁人,能不动辄闹它个地覆天翻?尸横遍野,血流成河?他们互相能够恨得咬牙。而一旦这个劲头过去,一旦时过境迁,一旦谁谁做了一点暖人心的表示或共同碰到了一点灾难,也许不但是一言泯恩仇,一动成温柔,而且是你搂着我我搂着你,热泪滂沱,千恩万谢,对天鸣誓,香甜如蜜,蜜里调油,腻乎得难分难解。后来你果然听一位老夫子说道:国人家人尤其是夫妻两口子间或妯娌间,闹起纠纷来正如做爱,不达高潮而予以平息撤销,那是要多难受有多难受的事。 那么国人家人的政治斗争,算不算是认真的呢?越是情绪,越是夸张,就越是认真,也就越是作秀发泄。 莫非这也是假作真时真亦假,无为有处有还无?信则有,诚则灵。你强大,你坚决,你发狠,你具备天才的想象力。你不承认,于是有的,可能当真变成了无,无的,当真变成了有。你把天上的星星认定为钻石,你要拿竹竿不屈不挠地打下星钻来,这多么像是一个美丽的错误啊。你将美女视为毒蛇,你立志不近女色,而且拆散许仙与白素贞,你不是也成功了吗? 是的,你只能是等待高潮的渐渐起来,达标,然后才能慢慢结束。你在高潮中获得的不仅仅是快感,你获得的是生命的回旋加速,你释放的是几十兆的电子伏特。只不过有时候等得有点辛苦而已。 高潮的你与高潮的她,还有高潮的他与它,你们应该怎样地自我定位、自我理解、自我处置、自我安慰而且自我承担责任义务呢? 而如果只是被高潮,被怒火中烧,被当真得发疯,被乱箭钻身状,难道你也会随着跟着装着当真肝肠寸断起来、疯狂起来? 你笃定要完全地正视这不一定百分之百地需要正视的粗鄙的、诚恳的、激动的、发情式的大家庭内部的亲亲之斗吗? 你应该正视灾祸、挫折、失误,因为这里有哲学的必然性与命运的终极性,还有,人生的悲剧性与你本人的永远的幼稚性。你又不能过分当真地对待它们,因为这里有性欲式的生物性荷尔蒙性肾上腺激素性与喜剧性,有一犬吠形、十犬吠声的起哄乐趣,有盲目追随的弱者的凶恶性,甚至于嫉妒、自我庆幸、报仇解恨之类的内心波澜,也是在他们趁机发泄了平日被压得抬不起头来的心头郁积以后,才些微地得到觉察与缓解的。 如果没有专门修理强者的灾祸连连,你可让事事不如人处处不如人的弱者们怎么活! 就是说奇祸里是有水分的,正如伟大的胜利当中也难免有水分的调剂与缓冲。 你本人也是有水分的,胜利与体会胜利,灾祸与体验灾异,错误与承认错误,批倒批臭与被倒被臭,义愤填膺与会上的表现义愤填膺……你需要更老到更成熟些。 奇祸的生机,盎然的水分之一种,就是漫游的机缘。 于是你上山下乡来到大核桃树下。你坐着火车穿过了二十九个山洞,你告别新婚的妻子,你含着眼泪吃下了出发前的鸡蛋挂面。你在伏天背着行李卷走了六个小时,翻越过两座大山。原来在山区出汗是这样爽。臭汗过后,你遍体生香,善良之香,才华之香,超越之香,抖擞精神迎接考验的健康正派之香,混合了山风山景山石山林树叶杂草溪涧瀑布的天地日月之芳香。你岂能不天高地阔,心旷神怡,形全心旺?你岂能不唾弃鼠目寸光、患得患失、顾影自怜、斤斤计较,像那位爷那样?你一天一毛二分钱的伙食标准。你呼吸着熟萝卜与腌蔓菁疙瘩的臭香温热之气。尽管咸菜缸里少不了几只死苍蝇。小小寰球,有四个或五个苍蝇淹死在你屋的咸菜缸里。连八百万反动军队都不怕,难道你还怕苍蝇吗?连死苍蝇都不怕,难道怕什么狗血喷头戴帽摘帽上纲上线夸大其词吗? 我们有广阔的原野。我们有巍峨的群山。我们有轰鸣的河川。我们有淳朴的农民。我们有花样翻新曲折逶迤的前景。你的一切根本不算开始,你的政治小儿团的生涯童话刚刚开始落幕。美丽的娃娃童话仍然留存着正面的记忆与谈资,能量。终于你不再留恋不再没结没完地爱恋。戴罪之身何牛皮之有?戴罪之身的攫获就是自己的“罪”,罪可有可无,可大可小,说有就有,说没就没,全看上意英明,恩威全都感动,赶上什么您就算什么。有罪之身免得轻佻,有罪之身一步一个脚印。你背起了荆条编织的背篓。背篓编得有模有样,有平面也有凹凸,有角有棱也有过渡的圆弧。背篓就是山区,就是山区的壮实的农民的腿和腰,就是憨直与刻苦,也有劳动的艺术形象与全新感觉。何必那么敏感那么神经,明明有减轻硌压的棉垫,有手搓的绳带。你走在蜿蜒的梯田山路上。云如飞絮,路如飘带,田如扇面雕刻,树如亲友护持,列队欢迎。乐莫乐兮新相知,并心相知。视野从新开拓。视觉从头明亮。心身再造,一干活手指粗上加粗,一爬山小腿劲上加劲。你越爬越高,你放眼此山彼山,山上山下,白云蓝天;你听到鸟鸣,听到群鸟飞起的噗噗拉拉的声音,你看到山雀云雀山鹰山雉。你辨识着大叶的核桃,齿叶的山楂,长叶的板栗,多叶的橡树老百姓叫玻璃树,峥嵘的大枣,巨叶的槲栎树,黑皱的杏子,黑褐的山梨,褐里透红的山桃,遍野的荆棘,满天的蒲公英。你用左手与右手的大拇指与食指围成一个圆圈,你调动起真气,把内气元气集中到手圈里,背起一百二十斤的粪土从山下往山顶走,背起同样重的粮食和白薯土豆的收获再从上往下走。你走上两步汗水唰地一下子浇灌了下来,你已经汗流浃背,汗水淹痛了眼角,汗水冲湿了屁股……你知道山里农民世世代代都是这样爬上爬下的,你相信已经迷住了眼睛、杀疼了脸颊和脖子的汗水,定能够洗涤污浊、健康身心、排毒祛邪、添福添寿。春天的春天花是多么地香,秋天的秋天月是多么地亮,少年的少年我的娘是多么地快乐,我渴望着洗净遍体的肮脏! 你当然相信劳动的汗水的必要,共产党的理论的迷人之处恰恰在于它对劳动的赞美与推崇,而劳动者是人类的大多数。劳工神圣,谁敢向劳动人民叫板?建立一个工农国家,一个唯劳动主义的社会,一个以工人阶级为领导、以工农联盟为基础的新中国,而推翻、颠覆、扫除、哪怕是彻底连根拔掉那些不劳而获的寄生虫、吸血鬼,消灭那些养尊处优的地主老财资产阶级,消灭那些又肥又蠢又懒惰又丑陋的吸血鬼老爷太太少爷小姐。 我们还不够,你们还不够,我们要偿还几千年的阶级社会的孽债,我们理应为几千年的剥削阶级退赔担当。铁锨才可亲,锄头才可爱,背篓才贴身,镐头才顶用,骡马驴牛,土石山水,虫鸟花叶,哪一样也比小资产阶级们的酸溜溜嘁喳喳更健康更诚恳更动人更纯洁更晶莹剔透。 你需要的不是繁华的大街,是山里的岩石。不是生产与收入的提高,是艰难疾苦的亲历。不是对于机械化自动化的幻想,而是脸朝黄土背朝天的土中求食。你需要的不是自以为是,而是自以为非,过去种种比如昨日死,今后种种,比如今日生。言而总之,哀兵必胜,置之死地而后生。未知生,安知死?未真死,只可生。你就不能将就将就? 这是理论,这是激情,这是生活,这是手舞足蹈,这是醉拳,这是奇缘,这是中国发明的街舞,这也是文学的夸张与浪漫。这是口吐莲花,这更是口吐惊雷,霹雳轰顶,分难解难。历史的威严劈砍抡砸,谁能躲开?这是呼风唤雨,也是撒豆成兵。这是祖祖辈辈爱听大戏的潜移默化,一张口就是大放悲声。却又是官方提倡着大喊大叫,也是彻骨痛切的真实。这是别开生面,风云变色,出乎意料,言之成理,云霞遍天,新意盎然,敢说敢干,出口就是侃大山、填大河、抡大锤、翻大天,大人虎变,难测愚顽。这也是历史规律,不依人的意志为转移,是历史的命令,历史的客观必然,顺之则昌,逆之则亡,一昌一亡,善莫大焉,戏莫大焉,破闷解愁,趣味悬念,生正逢时,您赶上了点儿,您赶上了天翻地覆,风雷滚滚,把颠倒了的世界再颠倒它老家伙一个底儿朝天。 壮志豪情撑破天,一天等于二十几年,超英赶美就在眼前!更用不着怵苏联!你爹赶上了吗?你爷赶上了吗?你儿孙又能上哪儿去赶?剩给他们的也许是没有出息的“小时代”,小兔崽子白吃干饭!小子何德何能,赶上了大戏连台,大雨轰隆,大话撞宇寰,大路上九天,咸与荣的焉!说来归其你仍然享受欣赏,如诵名篇,如涌醴泉,“同干一杯吧,我的不幸的青春时代的好友”(普希金),乐在其中,苦在其间,屁颠屁颠!过了这个村,您找不到这个店,红店黑店花店黄店,过了这个高潮,你上哪儿找这样的丰乳肥山! 何况还有鲲鹏展翅,即使不够九万里,也仍然是八千里路好江山!砰砰砰砰,梆梆梆梆,铁轮砸到了铁桥边,日月轮值在戈壁滩,我欲乘风西去,何愁那里有什么尴尬艰难,边塞遥远?只喜欢苟日新、又日新、日日新,雪山冠玉,黄沙如金,红柳胡杨,沙枣骆驼刺旋,大漠无垠,绿洲如锦,甜瓜如醉,季节河波涛滚滚湍湍。我们的生活比蜜甜,随你窝囊废才说什么苦比黄连。我们是革命的老黄牛,千里马,老愚公,白求恩,刘胡兰!小车不倒你就往前蹿蹿蹿。我们的壮烈大无边。我们的豪迈包着天。我们的聪明赛神仙。我们的烦闷不值一文钱。我们的激情倒海翻山。 只是形势发展得太快了,有时候你有点晕。有时候你有点喘,有时候你口中发干。有时候你找不到真正的自己,是那个不通世事的小孩子吗?是那个蓦然警醒,一心献身的少年志士吗?是那个胜利在握,真理在手,理论冲天,豪情翻番的少年得志者吗?是那么才高八斗,气壮如虹,爱哭爱笑,爱显摆爱烦恼爱激动的如鲁迅所说的瘦诗人吗?全乱了套喽。 其实解放后的诗人都越来越胖,所以说是受苦的人个个把身翻。是那个转瞬间变成了异己的阶级敌人的罪该万死、罪不容诛、罪有应得、登高跌重的倒霉蛋儿吗?你是哪一个?哪一个是你的寒碜?哪一个不是你、不全是你、全然不是你、干脆是你丢了你自己? 有时候你找不着北和南,日本占领军,美蒋政权,香的臭的是苏联,又革命又错误的是小子,三下五除二的是祖国,胜利接着胜利紧接着受挫的是伟大的事业声声喧,黑猫铡草,祖母西去,梨园只有梨树可绝不唱戏,终于唱了一出除三害的是哪一位?接头暗号照旧,稀里哗啦,秧歌舞凯歌连连。然后你如醉如痴、如歌如玩、如书如戏、如起哄、如苦笑、如弄假成真、如网开一面、如难得的盛举、如千古奇冤、如河东河西,也不过是三十来年。一风吹过白茫茫无际无边。如人生的奇颜奇遇奇书奇谈,奇祸不妨变成奇葩,谁又能不鼓掌惊艳:歌唱俺们的奇志奇思奇缘奇迹奇举照亮了东南西北好几方大好河山! 然而暂时不必扯得那么远。让我们寻找庄子的“道枢”:大道的枢纽,一个个同心圆的圆心、核心、轴心。让我们寻找那个从失误通向奇祸,从奇祸变成奇缘,再变成奇葩的成功之路正端端! 它就是那棵应该上吉尼斯大全的山村的大枣树。 尽情地去想象那枣树的树围与树冠,枝杈与密密麻麻。枣树的力量在于它的峥嵘,直到狰狞、粗糙、多刺、龟裂,像久经沧桑的从愤青长成的愤佬老师。身为一个并不美观、花儿也远称不上明艳、树干又绝不光洁的北方的枝枝棱棱的枣树,动不动被相信那样做可以提高枣子产量的农民砍上几斧几刀,而收获时节又受到那么多野蛮与粗暴的攻打,这不能说是幸运的吧。同时它又是那样雅俗共赏、老幼咸宜、干鲜俱胜,遍体伤痕,正是被孔子、中医、厨师、政治领袖与士农工商孩娃儿交口称誉。它从俗、随和、亲切、拙而大的树干树枝上悬挂着小巧、高产、低廉的大路货。而你这个戴眼镜的书生,你这个被认为是神经兮兮、想入非非的小资,你居然敢于爬到了大枣树的高枝!能不向你致敬?局以上干部中,谁爬过这样的树?出过文集的写手里,谁吃过这么多枣?你摇动树条,枣儿大雨一样地落到地上,哗啦哗啦。然后你抄起了竹竿,你挥竿痛打,像痛打阶级敌人,像痛打美帝国主义,像痛打你自己的自私自利自得自负。满树的枣落下来砸痛了你的脑壳。你顺手抓了一个红得出彩、鲜得出水放光的枣子,你咬了一口,又酥又脆又生又醉又甜又嫩又肥又香又媚的枣儿,奇香满口,口生浆汁。 你相信聊斋上的仙人一天就吃这样的三两个枣,他们身轻如燕长生不老。你相信深山里的狐狸吃了这样的枣儿才变成了美女。你相信多吃枣子能够安神补血益寿延年,至少,在一个缺乏营养的村落,在一个供应匮乏的年代,枣子成熟的时候使人民公社的社员即光荣的你不够格儿的人民大快朵颐。你又打又吃,又摇又挑。你玩得如同回到了少年时代。可惜的是你的她没有在身边。我也是无产阶级!不是无产阶级敢于上那么高的树?小学生时期你只上过桑树,够桑叶与桑葚。桑树与枣树岂能相提并论? 你居然敢于爬满身扎刺的枣树,就因为你已经遇到了奇祸,你已经掉价贬值,你不那么在乎你自己了,你已经早在那时候就预感到了彻底贬值的结果对于有些人是崩溃是成为无赖下三烂,而对于你来说,你在成为奇葩一大朵。你甚至还想逞能,想再往树的高端去走,使得众农民努力劝阻。你要欣赏山村的辽阔,你要呼吸山区的清新,你要显摆你的貌似弱小实则矫健的身手,你也为新熟的枣子而垂涎欲滴。让我们享受秋天,让我们享受山峦,让我们享受乡土,让我们享受自然,让我们享受枣子的无比的清新与自然,无比的润泽光鲜与椭圆,让我们享受自我贬值后的神奇的草根感解放感开放感与大地人民融合为一感。 当然,它也与你与康德牛顿等等一样,有它的失误与弱点,它易于诱发消化不良,排泄的时候带着碎片与泡沫与未有太大变化的红色容颜,正像我们的历史与时代,无比鲜活热烈的同时也具有诱发消化不良的危险,消化不良则引起高烧发炎,囫囵吞咽,腹痛肠绞,我们太匆忙,我们太心急火燎,我们太急于求成啦。即使如此,枣树是我的骄傲,我们终将消化掉那个夏天与秋天。 毕竟,我们还是痛快淋漓吃过大枣鲜枣。痛快地吃进去,又痛快地拉出去了。朝食红颜晚排血。种枣子的人万岁!吃枣子的人喜欢!我们的消化能力将经受得住培养锻炼。我们将消化所有的尴尬艰难急躁危险枣皮枣肉枣核。消化力万岁!吃枣子的人永远!快乐的人万年!奇祸原来是奇缘!奇缘原来是奇葩,奇葩原来最鲜艳!花不我开谁来开,花不我艳为谁艳!何德何能,你小子全都赶上了点儿!抗日救亡、革命造反、悲情宣誓、胜利凯歌、开天辟地、红旗飘扬、歌声嘹亮、呼风唤雨、全新篇章、历史在握、美景在望、口号连天、战斗打响、怒火熊熊、豪言强壮、一言讲错、可以丧邦!人民奋起、舞千钧棒、痛打尻门、岂可原谅?三面红旗、直冲云浪,上山下乡,举世无双,脱胎换骨、另有文章,屡败屡胜、仍然雄强,挺胸昂首、绝不窝囊,照样前进、照样光芒,馁也是胜、饥也要欢庆欢笑放炮仗!碰钉子碰成了金铠甲、挨揍挨成了铁衫裳!活一天学一天,于无声处听惊雷,于艰难处想处方,在跌倒的地方原地蹿起照样棒,在混乱的地方整顿妥当!捉完了麻雀再保护麻雀,砍完了树干再绿化千里成行。左一行,右一行,前一行,后一行!我们自有办法,我们自有主张,我们奇葩连连,我们奇缘处处,我们奇祸不在话下,我们奇遇天天带来热闹气象!太阳每天都是新的,我们的鄙公司不过是刚刚开张。什么都有可能,什么都有机会,什么都不在乎,没有什么人敢与我们比顽强:什么都美不胜收,什么都火了去啦,加油啊,您哪!
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