Chapter 13 Chapter Four

From late autumn to Chinese New Year, it has been half a year, and finally under the kindness of the old Dong, it stopped temporarily. As for the days when blood pressure rises, let's be safe first.There are still more than ten days before the lunar year, and the middle-aged atmosphere in the streets and alleys has gradually become stronger. People in Daheshe are facing the cold wind in the ice and snow. When buying new year's goods, this group is queuing to buy hairtail fish, and that group is buying big meat one by one.The grain store supplies peanuts and melon seeds that can only be seen at this time, and the housewives in the tailor shop are tearing fabrics to make new clothes for their children.On the street, the sound of children's small steel whips can be vaguely heard sporadically, and occasionally there will be a startling sound of "boom, bang" from two kicks.The smell of stewed chicken from someone's house in the alley, someone's frying peanuts and melon seeds in this courtyard made the edge of the pot crackle, people on the street chased away one by one, their expressions both excited and flustered, one by one. A bicycle or clothes hanger with big bags and small items, the busy year has just begun!

During this period of time, the injury on my leg has completely healed and recovered, and I still get tired of being with Little Pomegranate every day. Dawei also comes to see us from time to time. Fighting.Dawei also has to be responsible for tutoring Shiliu's missed homework and writing homework for the winter vacation.I've been out of school for half a year, I'm relaxed, I'm giving pomegranate a kick, and Dawei's neck... The atmosphere is so happy and peaceful, and on the twenty-sixth day of the new year , Erhei came to visit suddenly, asked me out and had something to say!

hum!A night owl enters the house—everything comes, Erhei comes in with a flattering face, and this smile makes his already disabled face even more terrifying and creepy.At this time, Erhei had a big bald head, and his scarred head was covered with blue light. The scars and ringworm on his face made his round head look more like a three-dimensional scaled down globe.At this time, Erhei no longer had the arrogance and arrogance of the past, and invited us out respectfully.On the street, Erhei explained the reason for looking for us. It turned out that the three idiots left everyone at Lao Dong's place. After learning about this, Lao Mao kept looking for him.Don't look at these three idiots, he is not vague at all, and he treats him in an official way. He feeds the whole family by himself. In his own words: "Where is it not to eat? You brought me in today, and today I have to eat." Somebody cares about my three meals a day, and if I let it go tomorrow, I have to fight for my own life to find food for myself!" But the old cat wants to punish him, and the three idiots are really scared, as we said before, the old cat It is pre-renal failure complicated by uremia. There is a fundamental difference between this Half-Life and the Three Idiots. The Three Idiots don’t take it in, but the old cat doesn’t. Well, as long as the old cat's family members pursue it, this lawsuit will be a life lawsuit!The old cat is also clear about this, so the three fools at the police station are not afraid of the three fools at all. people!This guy was intimidated by the power of the old cat and hid it.The purpose of Erhei looking for us is to call me and pomegranate together with Li Bin and the others, and Erhei will set up a table for us to intercede for the third idiot, so that the old cat will be lenient and let him go Brother three fools.

Is this the so-called "there is no turning back"?Once you step in ignorantly and by mistake, you will never have a comfortable and clean life, let alone a "peaceful and peaceful" Spring Festival. With the arrival of Erhei, Once again, this complicates things.The three idiots "betrayed their brothers", and the old cat "grew up their grievances", all of this will happen in the next few days!To deal with this matter better, I should come forward to find the old cat. Even if I don’t intercede for the three idiots, I should suppress the old cat’s heart, but I don’t know if the old cat can give it to me at this time. save face.If the old cat readily agreed to give me face, then I should not refuse all the requests made by the old cat in the future.It's not rude to come and go, you old cat gave me face, and I will definitely return your old cat's favor in the future, not to mention that Lao Mao has lost two generals, Liu Zhi and Da Xiang, and is in need of manpower around him.If the old cat has something to say, I must be the first one without hesitation.If we deal with this matter on the other side, it’s actually what I want to see the most—not to agree to Erhei’s request, since this case is still unfinished, there must be no more troubles, and while the Chinese New Year is “hiding our strengths and biding our time”, some Let's talk about it after a year.Even after the new year, the police station will find me again, and the scope of the matter will be limited to the Hongqi restaurant, and then the old Dong will secretly push me hard, and optimistically speaking, maybe there will be a detention or something. Just go through the motions and end the matter.There is another trick, which is also the most damaging one. Now that the three idiots have betrayed their relatives, why don't I use the hands of the old cat to sink him? You three idiots are unkind and unrighteous first, and you collude with the officials to betray your brother. From now on, the old cat will not do it You, I have to deal with you even if I slow down.But if you do it this way, you have to think about it in the long run.After a while of silence, I finally decided to use the last method, using the hands of the old cat to sink the three idiots, so Erhei and I shied away and said that Li Bin and the others are still drifting away, and when Li Bin and the others come back, you can call the three idiots together Go invite the old cat, so that it will appear that the three fools are sincere.My idea at this time is tantamount to giving the three idiots to the old cat's mouth as fat.I also repeatedly emphasized to Erhei that as long as Li Bin comes back, Li Bin and I will go to the old cat to intercede with him, and the old cat will surely give us both face.In this way, Er Hei and San Idiot both relaxed their vigilance and tense nerves, so that they would not be frightened by Lao Mao's power and dare not go to see him.Right now, we can only delay this matter. Li Bin will be back soon, and it will only be a matter of these few days. As soon as Li Bin comes back, your good days, three fools, will soon come to an end!

On the twenty-ninth day of the Lunar New Year, Li Bin, Baojie, Lao San and others returned home one after another, fully proving one point: our old practice in Tianjin Wei - "With parents around, a filial son will stay at the knees of the two elders during the New Year".The elders had just put down their luggage and packages, and they hurriedly corresponded with each other, and got together in Li Bin's hut that night.The banquet was funded by Li Bin, and the table was set up at Ximen Mianer's "Jia Le Restaurant" for a gathering.At the banquet, I told everyone the truth about everything I experienced these days, but I didn't mention Erhei looking for me and Li Bin. I have already made up my mind on the big direction of this matter. The implementation has not yet formed a specific plan. I want to talk to Li Bin alone after everyone has left, so when everyone is drinking and drinking, I will keep lowering the temperature of everyone's wine, fearing that everyone's wine will be in place. Then something unexpected happens.In the end, no one drank that much, only the pomegranate, which is the least likely to drink too much, became unconscious. Fortunately, this guy is small and light, and several people rushed to lift him up. In Li Bin's room.Everyone was talking about the various experiences and anecdotes of being away from home these days, so I called Li Bin out of the house, and started this debate on whether to use the old cat's hands to get rid of the three idiots outside.

I told Li Bin about the three idiots "climbing around" and how Er Hei came to find me.At first Li Bin didn't believe that the three idiots would give up their games and lose their loyalty, so he asked the three idiots to verify the matter face to face. We came out of the room first, otherwise the police station's hat flower would have blocked me and Shiliu at the cinema on Xiguan Street, and called out my name accurately.This series of things are all related and related to the three idiots. Finally, Li Bin no longer has any doubts about the "rebellion" of the three idiots. Take it out and hand it over to the old cat.There must be some kind of friendship between Li Bin and the three idiots. The three idiots also used to fight with Yan Yi's "Old Yan" brother Yan Yi in Dongmen because of a "baner belt" from the Soviet era.Baner belt is also called armed belt, a kind of cowhide belt with copper buckle worn by Soviet soldiers. It was quite scarce at that time.At that time, Li Bin was alone and alone. Thanks to the help of the three idiots, they used their reputation and status in the circle to beat and frighten Yan Laobi and his group on the spot, making Li Bin in Yan Yi's group. Under the swords, guns and sticks, he retreated completely, and the "baner belt" was not snatched away.Since then, Li Bin has been grateful to the three fools, so Li Bin does not want to stand out, but also wants to use this matter to return the favor of the three fools.

But you, Li Bin, are also fans of the people involved. Don't tell me that if you don't come out and tell the three idiots out, will the old cat let the three idiots go?What's more, when the three idiots were at the police station, would they abandon you instead of leaving you, Li Bin, because of your friendship with him?If you, Li Bin, still have a little friendship with the three idiots, you should come forward to settle this matter, and find a step for the three idiots in front of the old cat, so that the old cat and the three idiots can retreat in a more dignified manner. Dissolve this matter!I tore it apart and smashed it to pieces, and told Li Bin the stakes, causes and consequences of this matter.Li Bin finally nodded and agreed with my thoughts. In fact, I still had my own selfish thoughts at this time: With my status and status at the time, I was still at the stage of being soft-spoken in this circle. I thought about abandoning Li Bin and going to Erhei to trick out the third idiot and hand him over to the old cat, but I know that the third idiot's trust in me is far less than that of Li Bin, and when I get to the old cat, if Li Bin loses face Pleading for the three idiots, the old cat should buy Li Bin's account, and the degree of punishment for the three idiots will also be greatly reduced because of Li Bin's intercession.But the scum like the three idiots who betrayed their brothers in exchange for their own interests must be severely punished.I am going to improvise at the scene of the conversation between the old cat and the three idiots, add a handful of firewood and a bucket of oil to the old cat's anger towards the three idiots, and use the hands of the old cat to directly press the three idiots into the mud, so that He paid the price for betraying his brother!

What the three idiots did at that time is still beyond my comprehension even now.He has always boasted that he was never afraid of getting involved, but he betrayed his brothers in order to please the officials; the three idiots had seen a lot of scenes of slapstick, but they were afraid that the old cat would deal with him; when everyone was fleeing to seek refuge , but he didn't pay much attention to the hat flower, and appeared in the place where he appeared every day as usual, but now he is hiding because of the old cat's search.It can be seen from this that the three idiots are really a strange flower in the circle, and they are also masters who do not follow the rules. I and other mortals cannot understand his series of behaviors!

Frightened by the old cat's lust, the three idiots have been hiding in his concubine's house in Shuguanglou in the northeast corner. The three idiots' concubine is called "Lu Pin" and their nickname is "Sanping". There are five people, so she named the youngest "Lu Pin".Sanping was nearly thirty that year, and married her father's apprentice at the age of twenty-three or four. After two or three years of marriage, her man rose to the top in the work unit and was transferred to the bureau to take up an important position. A female cadre in charge of the guild in the bureau took a fancy to them, and the two fell in love with each other for a long time, and developed to the point where they would not return home at night and abandon their family and business, and were later caught in bed by Sanping.After a lot of back and forth, the man was demoted and the couple got divorced.After the divorce, Sanping, who was originally an honest and well-behaved woman, became cynical because of such a blow. She called herself "seeing through the world of mortals". Also be free and easy.At the time of the divorce, Sanping forced her to leave the house in Shuguanglou to her by forcing her to die.At the beginning, I went to work on time every day, went to my mother's house for dinner after work, and went home to live alone after dinner, but I also lived a peaceful and casual life.It wasn't until I met a few playful sisters in the factory that I realized that I didn't want to follow the right path. But in essence, Sanping is still an honest woman, but she can't bear the two o'clock every day. The loneliness of following the rules on the front line.One day, when I was going skating in the water park roller skating rink with my sisters in the factory, I was spotted by three idiots, and gradually implemented the pursuit methods. After half a month, I was pursued by the three idiots!

Or to say that the three idiots are a wonderful flower. At the beginning, the water park roller skating rink-almost all the places in Tianjin where there were many fun.No honest girl would go to that place, it's quite dangerous.The three idiots looked down on so many young and pretty young people, but they only set their eyes on Sanping at a glance.The three idiots dangled in front of Sanping's eyes intentionally or unintentionally, doing tricks from time to time, such as "swallows piercing clouds", "four steps on ice", and "three steps fast", dazzled The figure roller skating caught Sanping's attention, and the two began to flirt - Feiyan'er hung the stick!As a beginner in roller skating, Sanping has always wanted to find someone with high skating skills to take her along, and the two hit it off.Seeing that they live not too far away, they have a certain sense of intimacy, and they will privately set a date to go skating together after coming and going.The three idiots are lucky this time. Two groups of people on the roller skating rink fought for a small item. At the beginning, there were many fights. Almost every day, because of jealousy and jealousy, they made an appointment to fight, and even compared pictures on the spot. Although Sanping It's far from being an "old man, a half-old mistress", but he's still a young man in his thirties, so no one competes with the three idiots. The two of them complement each other and start a so-called "romantic history"!The relationship between the two has developed by leaps and bounds. The meaning of the three fools was twenty-four or five years old, and how they behaved aside. In terms of appearance, he is definitely a good-looking talent, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, especially because he is tall and straight, with broad shoulders. Slender waist and narrow back, because of going in several times, doing all kinds of hard work, she has a fit body and body, and whatever clothes she wears is a clothes rack, and in terms of appearance and temperament, it is really similar to the later Hong Kong "Young and Dangerous" Zhang Yaoyang in.At that time, it was not as civilized as it is now. "Sibling love" was definitely a despicable behavior at the time, but the three fools were determined and determined to stick to Sanping, but because of the so-called "public order and good customs" prejudice , the two kept a secret "underground love" at the door of their house, until the first time the three idiots went to Sanping's house, after a full meal, the two finally fell in love with each other with the help of alcohol. I did a lot of "clouds and rains in Wushan" anxiously. After a lot of "upside down", the two started a private cohabitation life.Sanping took care of the three fools meticulously. Sanping, who was a few years older than the three fools, took good care of the three fools. Maybe this is the reason why the three fools would rather sell everyone than go in again. He has concerns.But the three idiots never mentioned Sanping to others in the circle, so the three idiots hid in Sanping's house. For a while, no one really knew his whereabouts. Because of the iron relationship, the three idiots didn't tell Er Hei where he was, and it was always the three idiots who took the initiative to contact Er Hei.So now it is really not easy to find the three idiots!

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, the customary "Grandfather's Day", the streets are full of joyful and peaceful market scenes, the narrow streets in the city are crowded with people, adults and children, without exception, have new clothes, new looks, oily hair and noodles, the master They rode big Erba bicycles, wore woolen coats and woolen trousers that were only worn on important occasions such as the Chinese New Year, and shiny three-jointed leather shoes. The children were carried on the beam of the Erba bicycle, and the daughter-in-law was carried on the back hanger. , with a happy expression on his face, went to the child's grandma's house.My son-in-law is thinking about how to fight wine and martial arts with a few "one loads" at the banquet tonight, or how to make the old man and mother-in-law happy.The daughter-in-law was on the hanger behind the car, nagging and telling her men not to drink too much, and not to lose their status and embarrass themselves in front of their mother's house.The child held a heap of marshmallows in his hand, his face and hands were red from the cold, and two lines of snot could be clearly seen under his nose, which was about to flow over his lips, and he sucked it back into his nose with all his strength.The little boys set off small steel whips that cost two cents and one hundred heads in groups of three and four, and there were three "cracks and cracks".From time to time, there are still bad fun, covering the body of the cannon with broken pot lids and can lids. Once the explosion blows the pot lids and can lids high, the children will cheer loudly, and they will see "" God 6" is like flying into the sky.The heavy snow that fell on the road years ago is still as frozen as ice. From time to time, people on bicycles "crackling" fall to the ground in all directions, snacks fly, fruits fall apart, adults and children sit down. With a muddy ass, the daughter-in-law's face was flushed with embarrassment, she got up and complained about her man who was not good at riding.The man didn't dare to speak back, so he hurried to hug the crying child who was still on the ground.You really can't see this kind of strange customs unique to the old Tianjin Wei in other places! My own family is also unavoidable. When I wake up early in the morning, the old man and my mother are busy going to my grandma’s house. The snacks and fruits have been bought the day before. The kid is not interested in new clothes, and I really don't want to go back to grandma's house with the adults.If I can still go normally, when these aunts and uncles gather together during the Chinese New Year, I am sure that some people will beat me, because my hair is too long, and my body smells like cigarettes, which makes my old mother very embarrassed.So usually on such occasions, I hide far away, the whole family has left except me, of course I will not be idle, go to play with Shiliu and Dawei, just as Li Bin is about to leave, he leads Baojie to the door. After Erhei hit a soft nail on me, he hurried to find Li Bin on the first day of the new year, and once again expressed his meaning, which was actually the meaning of the three fools.The reason why Erhei spared no effort to run this matter for the three idiots was also because he felt extremely sorry for this matter in his heart.Originally, the old cat set up a table to make peace between him and me, but Erhei's father disturbed it.What was originally a happy event, ended up being smashed and smashed everywhere, even muskets and sulfuric acid were used, which led to a series of things that followed, which led to the later crawling around of his three idiots.In the past, the three idiots had always stood up for Erhei, and it could also be said that the three idiots were Erhei's backer outside.Now that Erhei's backer is going to be wiped out by the old cat, can Erhei not care?Can you save face for the three idiots?Unexpectedly, they made a mistake in a hurry, and the more anxious they were to settle the matter, the more they walked step by step on the road I designed without hesitation towards the big net I wove for the three idiots.And the old cat in the net is watching it covetously at this time, and the three idiots are going to lay a heavy order for his unrighteous consequences! We will omit the details of the invitation. Anyway, on the third day of the Lunar New Year, all the people involved in this matter gathered in the southwest corner.The first subway project in Tianjin, from West Railway Station to Xinhua Road, was named Project 7047 because it started construction on April 7, 1970. Since Project 7047 was in the final stage, it was not yet completed at that time, and there was still a construction site in the northwest corner.Due to the freezing weather during the Chinese New Year and winter, it was impossible to construct, and no one was seen on the construction site.At three o'clock in the afternoon that day, I, Shiliu, Li Bin, Baojie, and the third child were already at the subway construction site, waiting for the arrival of the protagonists of this incident.From a distance, Erhei and Sanfool can be seen coming here on a bicycle.When I came to the front of my eyes, I glanced at the three idiots and the two blacks, who had completely lost their previous arrogance and ease, and only looked restless and frightened. This shows the status and majesty of the old cat in their hearts.The two of them just got out of the car, and before we could stand still, the few of us huffed and surrounded the three idiots together.Erhei hastily stepped forward to persuade him, in fact, we had discussed it before coming here, as soon as the third idiot showed up, everyone would go forward and surround him, first of all, to intimidate the third idiot and Erhei in terms of aura, and the power of dismounting Let these two people lose 10% first, and the rest of the matter will be easy to handle. It not only kicks the old cat, but also cheers up yourself, first put out the arrogance of you three fools in the past! Seeing that everyone surrounded the three idiots, Er Hei immediately panicked and clasped his left and right fists to give everyone a circle.But his three idiots still play poses with us in an "outrageous manner". The three idiots only obey the old cats in their hearts. In his eyes, we are all considered inferior to him, so he is still holding his neck , Unconvinced, want to have some fun with our brother.The reason why he is called "Three Idiots" is because he really can't tell the height of his eyebrows and eyes, and he is also called ignorant. His attitude completely angered one of us, that is Li Bin.In fact, Li Bin didn't want to do anything to the three idiots, nor did he think it would be too difficult for him.Based on their previous personal relationship, Li Bin wished he could intercede for him in front of the old cat, but the behavior of the three idiots at this time made Li Bin feel an unknown fire hit his head.You three idiots came to the official face, but you didn't think about your past friendship with Li Bin, and you confessed Li Bin without any fuss, and now you have no intention of "pissing the sea" in front of everyone because of this matter , still sticking to the neck, seven unambiguous and eight nonchalantly playing the standing pose, this belongs to Gonghuoer!Among the few of us, Li Bin is the boss. At this moment, he has no reason not to act.Without saying a word, Li Bin swung a big "ear thunder" at the cheeks of the three fools.The three idiots were crooked by the impact of the punch, but they didn't fall down.Li Bin's punch was like a silent starting gun, and we immediately threw the three idiots with a "broken drum and thousands of people" punch. Guys, after all, I have to leave it to the old cat to clean up the house, and we all can only vent our anger.Erhei stopped one but couldn't stop the other, he stopped the third one, but was kicked far away by the third one.Within a few minutes, a "Lada" white sleeper car parked next to the construction site, and several bicycles followed one after another from behind the car. When the door opened, the old cat got out from inside. The old cat arrived as promised, but it was a bit late, which is understandable, after all, he is the eldest brother, the shape must be in place, and the thunder on the top of the head must be calm, and the Mount Tai collapses in front of it. Not messy.But all these are superficial phenomena, and careful people can see that the old cat came to deal with the matter of the three fools this time, and brought seven or eight people in and out of the car. None of us knew these people. To put it aside, with Liuzhi and Daxiang supporting him enough, and with those two male and female Shuangshas by his side, no matter how big the situation is, no matter how dangerous the situation is, Lao Mao is confident.It's not the case now, and seven or eight people came here at once, this is the old cat, and at some point he will have the style of the boss. The master who takes advantage of the power of the dog.If you want to be the boss, you must have the ability to call the wind and rain and sow beans into soldiers, so that you can stand firm in one place.I think the old cat may have put Liuzhi and Daxiang in the account of the three idiots, because at that time, they didn't know how Liuzhi and Daxiang were folded in, and no one could tell. , So today the old cat wants to break off the old cat's left and right arms for the three idiots, and disregard the morality of the world, and set a rule for the same-minded people.At the same time, it also draws a bloody end to the life of the three idiots playing around in the old city! Just as the three idiots were beaten to the ground by us and said, "The bastard eats watermelon - even rolling and crawling", the old cat arrived. If the three idiots and Erhei were lucky enough to think that the old cat would miss their old friendship This matter was not pursued in depth, but when they saw the arrival of the old cat, the glimmer of hope they had in their hearts was completely shattered as the old cat brought so many people.Erhei just now thought that the punching and kicking of the three idiots by our brothers was just a temporary vent of anger, and he also counted on the old cat to recite the first article "Respect Brothers and Love Brothers" in the "Outline for Playing and Making Trouble", so as to slightly He punished the three idiots regardless of previous suspicions, but when the brothers behind the old cat took out pick handles and white wax poles from the trunk of the car, the three idiots and Erhei immediately understood in their hearts that it was really not the case what!The old cat was wearing a coat, and his lead-colored face was dignified. As he walked this way, he said in his mouth: "Brothers are too outrageous, your cat brother and I haven't arrived yet, so you start to fight!" Isn’t it? It’s too disrespectful to my old cat, and the little ones are ignorant!” When he came to the front, the old cat pushed his hands away from the crowd, and lowered his head to observe the three fools who were knocked to the ground.The three idiots spit out the salty bloody foam in their mouths, wiped the corners of their mouths with their hands, and sat on the ground with their hands on their hands. He looked up at the old cat with a legal look on his face, but didn't say a word.The old cat said: "Oh, third brother, what's the matter with you? These are not the three idiots who used to be so majestic. Why are you peeing in the sea? Aren't these little guys offended by the following? There are no rules!" He pretended to have fun with the three idiots.The three idiots knew they were wrong, so they didn't dare to answer.Erhei walked up to the old cat and pleaded with the three idiots: "Brother Mao, we are both here today, Brother Mao is wrong this time, it is up to Brother Mao to decide whether to beat or punish. It is just one, Brother Mao, give us Save some face, in the future we will have to hang around in your circle, Brother Mao..." Er Hei didn't say those words, but it made Lao Mao angry.The old cat turned his head, spat a mouthful of sticky phlegm on Erhei's crooked face, and scolded Erhei angrily: "Fuck you, did you give me a face? You are the one to talk What is it? Your bastard father messed up this matter from the beginning to the end. If the three idiots are short-sighted here today, it's because of your father's gift, because of your bastard father. It’s all gone! Today, Liuzhi and Daxiang are not here. If they are here today, it’s hard to say how you can go back from here. Why don’t you hurry and sneak in and make a deal with me, right? " Erhei tried to persuade the old cat with good words, but in the end he got a mouthful of sticky phlegm and a meal of robbing the old cat, so he didn't dare to speak anymore.The three idiots sitting on the ground understood that the old cat had broken his steps, and there was no room for recovery, so he stopped pretending.The old cat then leaned down again and said to the three idiots: "Third brother, my old cat can't think of a thousand things, ten thousand things, and you will be the one who will be the one to blame! You've been fooling around with me for so many years? It's a pity, Even their little ones know that 'thieves have their own way', right? If you can't handle something by yourself and put all your brothers in it, you still have the face to sing Guan Gong tunes with me here? The most hateful thing is to get out Others know that it is a taboo, you have a waist, you have a hard waist, and you still pose on the road all day long, you can do it, you are better than half-life me! Isn’t this all here today? , since you still admit that you used to hang out with my old cat, I have to put an end to this matter for you, or if it spreads in the future, people will laugh at my old cat's subordinates for their lack of morals and rules. What else do you have? Can you say it?" The three idiots looked up at the old cat and smiled wryly: "Brother Mao, if you say that today, I, the three idiots, have nothing to say. My three idiots gave you all the hundred or so catties, so I didn’t waste my time with you, Brother Mao, and I cooperated with you, come on! Brothers who are troubled, give me three idiots a meal, the so-called ——Lie down on the east-west road, east-west road, east-west road, I, the three idiots, will stack up now, brothers, please work hard, give me a ride, I thank you in advance!" The three idiots turned around after finishing speaking , lying face down on the ground with his hands covering his head.When the old cat saw that the three fools were going to sell "death lottery", it was tantamount to taking him into the army.The old cat hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth, spit out the smoke on the ground fiercely, lowered his head and said to the three idiots: "Third brother, what's the matter? Do you have to sell it in front of your cat brother today?" ? Alright! There is no arrow to turn back when you open the bow, you can bite it!" Turning around and taking a step back, let the people he brought to the front, and waved his hands: "Brothers, take good care of this The third master!" As soon as he finished speaking, the brothers stepped forward together, and suddenly the sticks flew up and down, and fell on the three fools one after another. The scene at this time was quite shocking for a fledgling kid like me.If I used to say that I could win the upper hand by ruthlessly regardless of the consequences, but the three idiots did not move when you came and went, letting the sticks hit him, and kept shouting: "What a stick! It’s comfortable! Brothers, you’re not working hard enough. Brothers, you’re tired, and then you’ll hit the right side a couple of times, which is kind of mean..." I couldn’t help but feel a chill in my heart, is this the so-called rule in Taoism?At the same time, I secretly admired the three idiots' hard bones in my heart, but the scene of the three idiots' hard bones was still to come.Just when the brothers brought by the old cat had already beaten the third idiot until he was out of breath, the third idiot himself shouted: "brothers, don't just serve the third master's back, come on, third master!" If you change your posture, you brothers will work hard and suffer!" After saying this, the three idiots turned over and lay straight on the ground, wiped off the shearling hats they were wearing on their heads with both hands, and covered them Zhang's face was distorted by pain.The brothers surrounded the three idiots again, raising their sticks to fight again, but the old cat shouted: "Stop!" Everyone stopped, turned their heads and looked at the old cat with questioning eyes. .The old cat stretched out his hand, took a pick handle from another boy, and said to the three idiots on the ground: "Third brother! You have to understand that your brother Mao did it today as a last resort. You have come to this step. I have no choice but to kill Ma Su with tears!" After speaking, I heard a "click" in my ears, and the old cat's pickaxe landed on the bones facing the three idiots. The idiot's calf folded back, and the three idiots yelled: "Fuck me!" He curled up his knees, supported the folded leg with his hands, and kept shouting: "Happy! Happy! Thank you, Brother Cat! "The old cat smashed the handle of the pick, turned around and left without looking at the three fools again.We little brothers were at a loss for a while, so we followed the old cat.The old cat was about to get into the car without looking back, but in the middle of the way, it seemed to remember something, and shrank out again, waving at us.We surrounded the past together, waiting for his show.The old cat's mood was clearly at its peak. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then sighed and said, "You little brothers, in the future, you will make him three idiots famous outside. I guess his leg is already useless." , no matter where you meet him in the future, you all raise your hands and hold him a little bit, spread the word about what happened today, and say that your third brother is not convinced by my old cat, it is my old cat who pissed !” As he said that, the old cat rummaged through his pockets casually, rummaged through all the pockets, and put together his own money, five yuan, ten yuan in stacks, I don’t know how much money there is, and handed it to Li Bin: “Give three Fool, take it to see your legs!" After speaking, he got into the car again, and shouted as if he was angry with someone: "Go! Go!" The car started slowly, and the brothers brought by the old cat followed along. Dust away.Only a few of our brothers were left at the scene, as well as the three fools and Erhei who were far behind.We went back to the three idiots again. The three idiots were now on the ground with their elbows on the ground, their foreheads were covered with beads of sweat the size of soybeans, and they were smoking a cigarette like a ruthless child.Erhei sat beside the three idiots in a daze, unable to say a word.Li Bin squatted in front of the three fools, and handed him the money left by the old cat: "Brother Mao left it for you to look at the legs." The three fools turned their faces away and refused to take it.Li Bin tucked it in his hand, got up and said to us all: "All the brothers will be collected by the third brother!" We started to search our wallets and pockets, and took out all the money we had on us. I don't know how many there are in total, but I gave them all to Erhei.Li Bin said to Erhei again: "Get third brother to go by yourself, and come to us if you have anything to do." Everyone walked along Xima Road to Ximenli together.着自己的心事，只有路边小孩子陆陆续续的放炮声，还在依稀地提醒着大伙——今天是大年初三！今天是三傻子断腿的日子！今天是老猫清理门户的日子！耳边远远地传来小孩儿的声声童谣：“滴滴芯儿，冒火星儿，烧了裤子露狗鸡儿！” 老猫亲手废了三傻子，他那一镐把儿，导致三傻子小腿尺骨和桡骨双双折断，连石膏带夹板地瘸了小半年。三傻子刚刚卸下腿上的夹板，轰轰烈烈的大搜捕运动就开始了。大搜捕分为两次，八月八日一批，九月十八日又一批，三傻子是九月十八那一批被东北角派出所送进南开分局收审的，后来被处劳教三年。他在大苏庄待满了三年，出来后与我还有过一段交集，且按下不提，再后来他就在城里消失了，听说去了北洋桥席场一带，又在一次群殴中折进河北席厂大街津京公路派出所。再后来，三傻子被注销了城市户口，在新疆库尔勒农三师待了几年，出来之后往西安背过布，卖过旧货，摆过台球案子，后来和北京的几位一起往俄罗斯倒腾服装，十几年下来也挣了不少钱，再后来嗜赌成性，在俄罗斯参赌欠下巨额赌债，被当地人扣下签证到处追杀，从而死于非命，落得个“客死他乡”——一辈子四十年的寿命，玩过闹过，吃过见过，曾经一呼百应，曾经劳役他乡，曾经人上为人，曾经败者为寇，辉煌过、没落过，呼风唤雨过、寄人篱下过，一切的尽头只是那远在寒冷异国的一座坟茔，孤单荒凉得杂草丛生，乌鸦鼓噪。 关于三傻子的结局，在此可以告一段落了。至于二黑，他面部神经受损，一边脸是歪的，而且越来越歪，还有两道伤疤，一个是蛮子用雪茄烫的，一个是我用二人夺捅的，他自己也不好意思在外边招摇了，九十年代后期开了一家体育用品商店，做些个小买卖，他媳妇儿是商丘的。另外咱再说一说，关于我和二黑他爸的恩怨。要说二黑他爸这个人，的确就是有勇无谋，四十多岁五十不到，比二三十岁的玩儿闹们年纪大、见识广，吃过见过，比他年纪大的通常倚老卖老，不如他有冲劲儿，他又经常聚拢了一帮四十来岁的酒肉朋友在身边，还有三个亲兄弟，所以妄自尊大、目空一切。红旗饭庄一场大战之后，二黑他爸很久没再露面，我几乎都把这个人给忘了。直到若干年以后的一天，我走在老城里的路上，远远见到对面晃晃悠悠地走来一人。此人六十岁上下，小平头，窄脑门儿，扫帚眉下一双小眼睛，透着狡黠与猥琐，大嘴岔翻鼻孔之间，稀稀疏疏地留着一撇八字胡。这是一次不期而遇狭路相逢，来者正是我的宿敌——二黑他爸。打头碰脸走到近前，二黑他爸一把就狠狠地把我揪住了，嘴里大声地呵斥着我：“可把你小子逮着了，你还认识我吗？”我说：“哦！我还认得您，您是二黑他爸，伯父您好！”二黑他爸不屑地一撇大嘴：“我好得了吗？咱那事儿还没完呢，说吧，你今儿个打算怎么着？”我连忙给二黑他爸赔着不是：“伯父，您别生气，当初都怪我太小不懂事，您了大人不计小人过，饶了我吧！”二黑他爸说：“不行！饶了你我在我那帮哥们儿、弟兄那儿都说不过去，今儿个你要不让我看见点儿嘛，你可走不了！”我一看今天实在是过不去了，又讨好地说：“您了想见点儿嘛？要不这样吧，我请您看节目，咱爷儿俩看钢管舞去，怎么样？”二黑他爸猥琐地一笑，对我说：“钢管舞？钢管五厂？我这岁数还看那个？”说完一笑两散。