Chapter 6 Chapter 6 Monarchy and "Fart Selection"

In the fourth year of the Republic of China, the yuan was abolished and the two were changed, and the silver coins were unified. Mr. Yuan Shikai's big head was cast on the silver coins historically, and the people of the whole country knew their dear president through the silver coins.Well-informed senior citizens in various provinces looked at the silvery President Yuan with admiration and commented: Oh, our President Yuan is not an ordinary president, nor is it just China's Washington. President Yuan has the appearance of an emperor. The president has to be the emperor!In addition, representatives of high-ranking citizens, including Yang Du, Sun Yuyun, and Yan Fu, resolutely launched a preparatory meeting to persuade President Yuan to change the state system and become the emperor.President Yuan Da respected public opinion and wanted to convene a National Assembly to vote on the issue of the state system. In October of that year, he ordered all provinces and regions in the country to elect national representatives, and the elected national representatives represented their own provinces and regions to vote on the state system.

The provincial capital suddenly became lively. The election held by Liu Jianshi elected 122 national representatives headed by the provincial councilor Xiao Yunque. In favor of a constitutional monarchy.At this time, the wave of persuasion has spread all over the region, and Liu Jianshi, unwilling to be resigned to his descendants, manipulated the national representatives to democratically elect Xiao Yunque as the general representative of the province.Little Skylark gained a lot of limelight by asking questions, and as the representative of the National People's Congress, she frequently appeared in the provincial capital. She also gave speeches in the provincial capital's Minyi and Tianyi, saying that she must represent the wishes of the 21 million people in the province. I implore President Yuan Da to ascend the throne early and be promoted to Emperor Yuan Da.Seeing that Liu Jianshi was so defiant, Bian Yifu didn't discuss with him such a major matter as changing the state system, and chose his eighth wife as the general representative of the people's government of the province. He made an important speech to a reporter from the Xinhong Republican Daily in his provincial army headquarters, declaring: The nine million people south of the Xijiang River in this province do not approve of a constitutional monarchy, they still support the republic and support President Yuan Da to continue to do Great president, even a lifelong president.Dressed in a military uniform, Yifu Bian solemnly announced that since the province's national body voted without the South's participation, it would be difficult for the South to admit it, and Xiao Yunque, the general representative, only represented herself.Nine million soldiers and civilians in 17 southern counties with Xinhong at the center have elected Mr. Wang Sanshun, a revolutionary soldier, as the General Representative of the People's Republic of China.

Liu Jianshi became impatient, and sent a secret message with the newly purchased telegraph machine, telling Yifu Bian: My brother's words are wrong.President Yuan is determined to be the great emperor, and the meetings of the representatives of the provinces and countries are just a formality, so what's the use of competing?Although it was not my intention for Little Skylark to be elected as the head of the province, the democratic will of the people must be respected.How can Mr. Wang Sanshun be the representative of the country?The country's representative in this province did not recommend him. Wangdi maintained the overall stability of the province and paid attention to the direction of public opinion.

Yifu Bian also telegraphed back: Brother, how do you know that President Yuan is going to be emperor?Isn't it false that President Yuan is engaging in fake democracy?Presidential democracy, brother democracy?King of the people?Little Skylark was born in the flower world, representing the 21 million people of this province to go to Beijing to meet President Yuan Da, is this province glorious?Brother glorious? Liu Jianshi called Yifu Bian again: Don't "huh" anymore, and I will ignore you if you call me again.I can tell you: Mr. Yuan Keding telegraphed President Yuan’s desire to become emperor, and I also participated in the persuasion. If I know my brother well, I don’t want to mess with the president to the end. In the end, I will be charged as a traitor. Please participate in the persuasion as soon as possible. In the future, we will work together with the new king and make contributions to the Chinese Empire.Please don't discuss the matter of Little Skylark as the country's representative.Although the bird was born in the flower world, it is a famous bird and a famous flower. It was fourteen years old and started to open melons. It was quite dedicated and contributed a lot to the economy of the province. When the provincial election meeting was held, the national representatives exercised their democratic rights to vote. Her vote rate was 99%, and both the Public Opinion and the Providence published news and made reports.Therefore, you in the south should not fight for the head of the country. I still hope that my brother will pay attention to the direction of public opinion and focus on the stability of the province.

As a result, Bian Yifu fell into distress: Liu Jianshi's attitude is so tough this time, and he actually got inside information.Reminiscent of the failure of the provinces to challenge Yuan Jun during the second revolution two years ago, he dared not say anything more in support of the republic, and only condemned Xiao Yunque for being the representative of the country to go to Beijing to persuade him: "The president must be the president. Your Majesty, my brother should support me, but who represents the soldiers and civilians of this province to persuade them to advance to the capital is still a matter of principle. As we all know, Xiao Yunque is the eighth concubine of the brother, and the number of concubines and wives of the brother in the provincial assembly has reached five. The fake democracy of the brother is really dictatorship. From this we can see the evidence. Brother’s representative of the country, dare to say that he represents the public opinion of this province? Brother, is he ashamed? Brother does not allow brother, brother still wants to call, and speaks loudly, and the two brigades and five of the provincial army under the brother’s banner More than 6,000 heroic soldiers who supported President Yuan shouted in unison: Brother's shameless democracy can stop!" Liu Jianshi had a keen sense of smell, and he smelled the threat in Yifu Bian's telegram, and he softened his temper: " Since my younger brother supports President Yuan Da as the emperor of the Chinese Empire, we can discuss the matter of being the president of the country. In the past, because you were afraid that the soldiers and people in the south would oppose President Yuan Da’s proclaiming emperor, you would rise up to make trouble, and it was not good for you to explain to Yuan Dagong. Seek the opinions of my younger brother and the southern lords. Now that the representative of the Little Skylark General Kingdom has been announced, it is hard to get rid of it, and I will see if it is possible for Little Skylark to be the regular representative, and please ask Mr. Wang Sanshun from your side to be the deputy representative to Jinjing to engage in the work of persuasion?"

Bian Yifu still disagreed: "What the South is fighting for is not the general secretary, but democracy and public opinion. Anyone can be the general secretary, but Little Skylark is not. The province is poor, and we still have to take care of face. Selling one's body at the age of four, and paying more flowers and donations over the years, of course he has the qualifications of the General Secretary. Shameless brother, brother should still be shameless. I hope you think twice." Liu Jianshi called again after thinking twice, and the message was already very rude. : Democracy and public opinion are the political beliefs shared by you and me. How can you hate democracy and public opinion so much when you repeatedly talk about it?If you suspect that I, Liu Jianshi, manipulated the election, please invite Mr. Er Que and Mr. Wang Sanshun to run as candidates for the general election. How about asking you to go to the province to preside over the election?I and the military and political circles in the provincial capital are waiting for your arrival!If you are hard to move and refuse to go to the province, please stop farting on democracy in the future!

Yifu Bian jumped up angrily when he received this telegram: This means war!This fellow Liu Jianshi forgot that Yifu Bian had two brigades of revolutionary armed forces on hand, this fellow forgot!That night, Master Qin, Wang Sanshun, Hu Longfei, and Zha Zicheng were summoned to hold a secret military meeting of high-level confidants.As soon as the confidantes arrived, Yifu Bian waved the telegram and shouted, "The old bastard Liu Jianshi gave us a challenge! Did the old bastard really let me go to the provincial capital to preside over the election? No, the old bastard wants to hold a grand banquet! I I'm really sorry for not going, let's go, the two brigade brothers will drive together! We don't support the constitutional monarchy anymore, since we can't flatter the new emperor, we still want the president! Yuan Datou is tired of being the president, so he will Please let him step aside and let someone else do it! Let me tell you: the Revolutionary Party is active again, resolutely opposing the monarchy, and preparing to fight against Yuan by military force. Governor Huang sent me a letter from Tokyo, Japan a few days ago, asking us not to betray the Republic of China I see, the world will be in chaos again, so we will take advantage of the chaos and raise troops to take down the provincial capital in one fell swoop and achieve the unification of the province! Brothers, what do you think?"

The brothers all felt bad.Zha Zicheng said, "Master Bian, why bother with such a trivial matter? Just let Liu Jianshi's little bitch be the head of the country. If we want to flatter President Yuan, we can do it directly. You always take our brothers Wouldn’t it be enough to go to Beijing to persuade you to come in?!” Wang Sanshun also said, “Yes, Master Bian, you have always fought for the position of the president of the country for the little one, and the little one dare not go to see President Yuan. The young one won’t Talk, how do you persuade Jin? I’m afraid this flattery won’t be successful. If you want to persuade Jin, you go yourself!” Yifu Bian said angrily, “You really have no political sense! Angry at him, Liu Jianshi was so defiant and didn’t take Lao Tzu seriously! This old bastard played the big Xijiang province like a bitch!” Master Qin laughed, “Mr. Bian, Liu Jianshi treated this province like a bitch, you can also treat this province like a bitch Do you want to be a whore, let’s see who can play who? You must not be angry! China cannot live without an emperor. If there is no owner of the artifact, the world will be chaotic. I told you this long ago. Therefore, we must not Because of Liu Jianshi's bastard, it ruined the great event of changing the national system and the new emperor's ascension to the throne. Sir, it's okay for you to talk angry here, and you must not say that outside." Yifu Bian thought about it, and now Yuan Shikai is full of arrogance. He has neither the courage nor the strength to really ask him to beg Yuan. The only person he wants to beg for now is Liu Jianshi.Hu Longfei thinks that Liu Jianshi can't get it right now, "Commander-in-chief, the Northern Expedition to the provincial capital is probably not good for me. You know, Liu Jianshi and Yuan Keding, the eldest son of President Yuan, have a close relationship with Yuan Keding for the imperial system. We are going to attack him now. Are you not afraid that Beijing will send troops to seek us? Commander-in-Chief, we can only swallow this breath first, and settle accounts with the old bastard when the time is right."

Only then did Bian Yifu get discouraged, and canceled his idea of ​​going to war immediately, and changed the crusade to an electric war, and sent a telegram to Liu Jianshi overnight: Democracy is fart, what can the husband say?Brother's bastard is unparalleled in the world.Brother is a bastard, but brother still obeys the instructions and now sends Mr. Wang Sanshun to the provincial capital to participate in the fart election on behalf of his brother.I hope that brother will talk less nonsense when he hosts the fart election, and only show public opinion.My younger brother is busy with military affairs and is preparing to deal with thieves, so I won't participate in this fart election.

Liu Jianshi was furious when he answered the call, and the reply was sonorous and concise, with only nine words: Yifu Bian, my grandma! Yifu Bian answered the call and laughed, "I'm mad at this guy!" He called again: You and my brother, my brother's grandmother is also my brother's grandmother, my brother is so incestuous and moral, how can my brother treat the world?May brother respect himself.Mr. Wang Sanshun is going to the province today, and I ask my brother to guarantee the absolute safety of Mr. Wang Sanshun.If Mr. Wang Sanshun encounters an accident, the younger brother will definitely lead his troops to ask for advice.I know how shameless my brother is, so let me say it first: At this time when asses from all walks of life are choosing farts, please be careful, arm your farts, and don't make excuses after the accident.

After the telegram was sent, Liu Jianshi never responded. The electric war is so fierce that it is scolding, how can Wang Sanshun dare to participate in the "fart election" again?Fearing that it would not be possible to go to the Zongguo, and Liu Jianshi would have to plot against him, he said to Yifu Bian, "Master Bian, since it's a fart choice, why should we bother to smell those stinky farts? Liu Jianshi is a ruthless traitor, but what? Everything can be done!" Bian Yifu told Wang Sanshun not to be afraid, saying, "Sanshun, don't worry, you are going to the provincial capital this time, not to be in charge of the three-year campaign of Xuantong, and I and the brothers from the two brigades will be you. I’ve made it clear to Thief Liu in the telegram that if your brother slipped on the watermelon rind, I’ll blame him for the old bastard!” Wang Sanshun was still afraid, “Master Bian, I’m not afraid of slipping on the watermelon rind, I'm afraid that Liu Jianshi will turn his face and deny anyone, and treat me as Lord Bian, and shoot me with a black gun." Yifu Bian pulled his face, "Then I have to go, if you don't go, the old bastard thought I was afraid of him It’s over! Not only are you going, but you also have to spread my Four People’s Principles ideas during this period, you’ve been killed by black guns, and I’ll recognize you as a revolutionary martyr!” Wang Sanshun didn’t dare to say no, so he had to say yes, yes I thought, I'm afraid I'm already running on the road of martyrs. Yifu Bian confessed again, "I know the virtue of you bastard, I have no objection to you fucking a few whores, but you should keep your eyes open for me, and don't just stare at the pretty little girl when you enter the provincial capital. Bitch, look, you have to be willing to learn, and you have to learn some tricks from those senior farts who are the best at playing fart in the province. When Liu Jian is driven away in the future, our Four People's Principles team will enter the provincial capital and take control of the revolutionary regime. I also want to make farts and play farts, so I will send you to specialize in all kinds of fart affairs." Yifu Bian had a good estimate of the results of the "Fart Selection", "Of course, since Liu Jianshi presided over the fart selection, Little Skylark, that little bitch Definitely elected, you can't be elected, out of 122 votes, you can get 20 or 30 votes at most. But damn, even if you get 20 or 30 votes, you have to earn this face for me If you get 20 votes, you will complete the task, and if you get 30 votes, you will be victorious!” Wang Sanshun straightened up, “It’s Mr. Xie’s promise to complete the task. This time, you will get 20 votes and strive for 30 votes!” As soon as Wang Sanshun brought a few entourages into Jubao Gate in the provincial capital, he was taken to the Marshal's Mansion by the frost-faced Chief Guard Zhao to meet Liu Jianshi.It was evening, and the courtyard was filled with the brilliant light of the setting sun. Guards stood everywhere, and spears were shining. From time to time, a few or two beauties from the mansion with uncertain identities appeared in the corridor in the courtyard.Wang Sanshun was in the tiger's lair, full of lust, he couldn't take a look at the beauties of Liu's mansion, he could only force himself to be calm, counting the guards and spears passing by along the way.Entering the living room with a splendid outfit, Wang San happened to meet the long-known old bastard Liu Jianshi. Liu Jianshi was curled up like a dog on the cigarette couch smoking opium.Wang Sanshun did not intend to make a heroic sacrifice on this trip, and followed the wise saying that "people have to bow their heads under the eaves", saluted the old bastard, and timidly called "Mr. Liu" to the old bastard.Liu Jianshi didn't seem to hear it, didn't even raise his eyelids, and continued to swallow clouds and fog on his own.Wang Sanshun thought that the old bastard was favored by the "public opinion" as a governor, and President Yuan Da of Beijing also accepted it, so he raised his voice and called him "Great Governor".Liu Jianshi finally heard it this time, glanced lazily at Wang Sanshun, and pointed at the grand master chair in front of him with the bong in his hand, "Sit down!" Wang Sanshun carefully sat down, "Commander Liu, our Commander-in-Chief Bian is always greeting you!" Liu Jianshi sat up and sipped his tea, "What Commander-in-Chief? I haven't heard of it! I only know that Yifu Bian is me. One of the brigade commanders under me had a promising future, and I was going to ask President Yuan Jian to appoint him as the guardian of Xinhong. Fortunately, he first proclaimed himself the commander-in-chief of the provincial army, and used the Xijiang River to demarcate the border to engage in armed separatism. Now, you are openly opposing me! One by one, Mr. Wang Sanshun, in front of me today, tell me: Are we a fart election?" Wang Sanshun looked surprised, "Fart election Didn’t you hear what the commander-in-chief said? The governor probably misunderstood, right?” Liu Jianshi slammed his pipe, “What a misunderstanding! This traitor wants to start a war! His grandmother, this traitor is really angry I'm dead, let's have a peaceful life, but he wants to go to war! Am I afraid of him? He has two brigades in his hands, and I have two brigades in his hands. I have thought about it, and I will hang you, Mr. Wang Sanshun Hanged like a dog, let's see how he leads his troops to ask me for advice!" Wang Sanshun turned pale with fright, "Governor, you must have misunderstood, for sure! Master Bian has always praised you in front of his brothers, saying that you always talk Credit, the tobacco and soil trade has been doing very well in the past two years. You also said that you are loyal and introduced someone to him——Didn’t you introduce Mr. Bian’s second wife, Zhao Yunyun?" Liu Jianshi was even more angry, "Is it just an introduction? The object? Mr. Wang, you don’t know, I have benefited him a lot! Why didn’t I think of him? I didn’t even hide the scientific method of cocking from him! How did he treat me? Kill me! This time, I will launch a surprise attack again, which will blow up the provincial capital and stop the rotation of the earth!" Wang Sanshun wiped his cold sweat and smiled, "Great Governor, Lord Bian sometimes falls for villains, As far as my brother knows, there are also villains around Master Bian. For example, Governor Huang is a villain, and he has made many rumors about you." Liu Jianshi stared at Wang Sanshun, "Mr. Wang, then, you are a villain Is it?" Wang Sanshun smiled sweetly, like a submissive cat, "Governor, what do you always say?" Liu Jianshi was very satisfied with Wang Sanshun's obedience, "I don't think you are like a villain," and further affirmed, " You, Mr. Wang Sanshun, are not a villain! I heard that Mr. Wang, you are going to participate in the fart election——Ritaka grandma, who was confused by Yifu Bian—is a democratic election, so I issued an order: not only do not kill, but also Strict protection, the watermelon rinds on the main streets must be cleared, and Mr. Wang must not be slipped." Wang Sanshun made a deeply moved look, "Governor, brother, the reason why you dare to come to the provincial capital to participate in this democratic election is because you believe in you The old great personality." Liu Jianshi sighed again, "But, Mr. Wang, I also have to explain to you one thing: the army and the people in the provincial capital created divisions against the traitor Yifu Bian, and he committed a heinous crime that brought disaster to the people. Hate, I learned that you southern bandit representatives dared to go to the provincial capital to make trouble with democracy, and have spontaneously taken to the streets to parade since the day before yesterday. So, Mr. Wang, you must not go out, just stay in the guest house to avoid misfortune event." Wang Sanshun thought that he had to secure 20 votes in this "fart election" and strive for 30 votes, so he applied, "Governor Governor, as a candidate for the country's representative, brother also wants to meet with people from all walks of life in the provincial capital." Next." Liu Jianshi immediately shook his head, "No, no, Mr. Wang, if you act freely, please bear the consequences at your own risk. I am no longer responsible for your safety." Wang Sanshun had an idea, "Governor, brother, come here. When I went to the provincial capital, the general manager was looking for a place to play. I heard that there is a Yiqing Pavilion in the provincial capital, which is the most famous..." Before Wang Sanshun finished speaking, Liu Jianshi said, "That's easy to say. I'll let Chief Guard Zhao accompany you. It’s just that you have to take care of yourself. Now you sell tobacco and soil in the south and earn a lot of money, so I won’t pay the bill for you.” After that, he asked Chief Guard Zhao to take out a few small intestines of the best Mongolian sheep. The fragrant condom was handed over to Wang Sanshun, "Mr. Wang, if you come to the provincial capital, I don't have anything good to give you. Let me give you some condoms. You can use it when you fuck a bitch. It's very easy to put a condom on a dick. Alright." Seeing that the holster looked familiar, Wang Sanshun couldn't help but blush when he remembered the short gun holster he had begged from Bian Yifu in the early years.Liu Jianshi didn't know what to do, and said with a smile, "Mr. Wang, why are you blushing? Fucking a bitch has to be scientific now. Wearing a condom can prevent you from getting sick. It's a very scientific way." That night, Wang San stopped by "Yiqing Pavilion" to fuck the bitch in that very scientific way.Even when he was fucking a bitch, he didn't forget about his work. There were a lot of beautiful bitches, but he only ordered Mi Afeng, a senior whore who was not beautiful but had a national identity.Mi Afeng was flattered, and he served Wang Sanshun, the candidate for the General Assembly appointed by the South, better. Wang Sanshun not only enjoyed his carnal desires, but also opened his eyes.Mi Afeng received Wang Sanshun's clear praise, and even regarded Wang Sanshun as a rare bosom friend. She worked harder and harder, from the bed to the ground, and then to the cigarette couch, playing with Wang Sanshun in different postures, talking while playing, "You men only like the little bitch who doesn't give a shit, but you are totally wrong. How can a little bitch have such means as a concubine?" Wang Sanshun said, "That is, I have benefited a lot today." Mi Afeng turned over Riding on Wang Sanshun, "Mr., do you know how much a concubine was worth when you opened melons?" Wang Sanshun said, "I don't know about yours back then, but I know that today you are the representative of the province." Mi Afeng was even more pleased, "Sir, you also know The concubine is the country’s generation? Since you know that the slave is the country’s generation, you should reward more private houses.” Wang Sanshun asked, “Why?” Mi Afeng said, “Although the country’s generation is not gold and silver, it is also a country. Representing the country!" Wang Sanshun laughed loudly, "So, I'm talking about the country today?" Mi Afeng also laughed, "So, let's reward you with more money!" Wang Sanshun immediately started canvassing work, "Feng, you just need to rest assured that money is indispensable to you, but you have to vote for me in the general election tomorrow." Mi Afeng's body was still moving, and his face was distressed, "Mr. Wang, you don't know , this is the provincial capital, not the south of you, to tell you the truth, I have already got the order to vote for that bitch Little Skylark." Wang Sanshun said, "Since we know that Little Skylark is a bitch, why do you need your sacred vote? Vote for her again? Why not vote for me? If you vote for me, you vote for Mr. Bian, and for our Four People's Principles!" When it comes to Four People's Principles, I get down, as if the dick has become The representative of the Four People's Principles is upright in making trouble for bandits.Mi Afeng was panting, and asked, "Let's not talk about it for now, okay?" Wang Sanshun wanted to talk, and leaned over Mi Afeng passionately, launching a fierce attack, "Say, do you agree or not?" Mi Afeng was defeated in one fell swoop by this fierce attack, and promised with a groan, "Just...it's up to you, the concubine votes...vote for the Four People's Principles." As soon as Mi Afeng finished speaking, Wang Sanshun also fell in love with politics. Victory comes with an extremely physiologically pleasurable crash. After the fun, Mi Afeng evolved from a bitch to Wang Sanshun's political accomplice, actively advising Wang Sanshun, Dao is a long-time client of hers - Dr. Zheng Qiren, a professor of democracy at Tianli University, is also a representative of the province and the country Wang Sanshun got one vote.Wang Sanshun was very excited and took Mi Afeng to Tianli University.It was a pity that an anti-Southern parade was encountered at the gate of Tianli University. The leader of the parade was a ragged mandarin coat, and the banner was "Provincial City Beggars Petition Group". The slogan read: "Change the national system, establish a constitutional monarchy! "Down with Yifu Bian, the traitor and traitor who destroyed the imperial system!" Then he recognized Wang Sanshun as the representative of the South, and as soon as they beat him, the beggars rushed up, knocked Wang Sanshun down on the ground covered with rotten leaves and dirty paper, and beat him up.Mi Afeng screamed in fright, and attracted the police patrolling the street, and the beggar petition group dispersed.Seeing Professor Zheng Qiren with a bruised nose and swollen face, Wang Sanshun had no intention of soliciting votes, and just held his bruised face and gasped.Professor Zheng Qiren was angry, slapped the table and scolded, "It's so dark and lawless! How dare you commit violence at the gate of the majestic Tianli University! What is the law of heaven? Brothers have never seen such unbearable tyranny in the fourteen countries they studied in! Mr. Wang Sanshun, don’t be afraid. Although my brothers don’t advocate the Four People’s Principles, they will still vote for you! I will also mobilize the academic circles in this province to vote for you!” Wang Sanshun thanked you repeatedly, and sent a entourage to act as a supporter when he returned to the guest house. A person working as a tobacco and soil trader crossed the river overnight to report to Yifu Bian, saying that the canvassing work was a great success. Ms. Mi Afeng, the country representative of the flower world, and Mr. Zheng Qiren, the country representative of the academic world, had recognized Liu Jianshi's reactionary face and decided to "pick the fart". Times are sports.In particular, Mr. Zheng Qiren, the representative of the academic world, traveled to the fourteen countries of the great powers. He is a veteran of playing farts and famous farts.Because of this favorable change in the situation, Wang Sanshun reminded Yifu Bian to pay attention to the direction of public opinion: once he was elected as the general secretary, the south should change the name "Pit election" to "democratic election" and so on.Regarding his beating, Wang Sanshun also lodged a strong protest to Liu Jianshi through Chief Guard Zhao.Liu Jianshi was deeply regretful, and sent his seventh wife to come late at night to express condolences, and said that he would send a large number of military and police to protect democratic voting, and that such accidents would never happen again. The next morning, the vote was held in the Provincial Assembly as scheduled.As soon as Wang Sanshun arrived at the Provincial Assembly, he saw that there were soldiers standing everywhere inside and outside the venue, and each country had a soldier with a gun to protect the vote, so there was no problem with his safety.However, the result of the election became a problem. Of the 122 people who voted, Little Skylark got 121 votes, while Wang Sanshun got only one vote.This huge failure shocked Wang Sanshun: This is absolutely impossible!For the sake of the South's face, Wang Sanshun demanded a recount of the votes, and invited Professor Zheng Qiren, a well-known upright fart, to come and count the votes.Professor Zheng was not timid. He supported Wang Sanshun's suspicion and bravely counted the votes.Professor Zheng counted again, and Wang Sanshun still had one vote.Liu Jianshi was very pleased to learn the result of the election. The attendees expressed warm congratulations on the complete success of the election and declared: "This is a great victory for democracy and public opinion! In the last democratic election, Little Skylark won 99% of the votes. The rate is 99.18%, and democracy and the people's will have improved by 0.18%." Wang Sanshun felt that others would not vote for him, and Mi Afeng should vote for him, so he asked Mi Afeng.Mi Afeng said timidly, "Mr. Wang, don't ask any more questions. I didn't vote for you. The soldier defending me pointed his gun at me and asked me to vote for Little Skylark. Dare I not vote?" He no longer dared to chatter with Wang Sanshun, and applauded warmly with winking eyes at Liu Jianshi who was speaking.On the contrary, Professor Zheng Qiren, like a man, pushed forward openly amidst the shameless applause, shook hands with Wang Sanshun, and said loudly, "Mr. A heroic vote!" Wang Sanshun was so moved that tears almost came down, he held Professor Zheng Qiren's white and soft hand and said repeatedly, "Thank you, thank you!" Professor Zheng Qiren lowered his voice again, "Mr. You are really risking your life!" Wang Sanshun expressed admiration, "Professor Zheng, my brother has seen the backbone of the province in you! With a backbone like you, the province has hope!" The backbone went to socialize with others again, and in a blink of an eye Disappearing in the crowd, Wang Sanshun recalled it after the spine disappeared: No, the spine really risked his life to vote for him bravely and fearlessly. He should have at least two votes, why only one vote?Could it be that he would vote for Little Skylark in a daze—fuck it, this professor is such a master of jokes, he didn't vote for him, and he dared to come here and flaunt it to him with the cheek!Wang Sanshun really convinced this famous fart man's skill in playing fart. Returning to Xinhong after losing the election, Wang Sanshun's left side of his face was still swollen, like a purple eggplant that had been beaten by frost, his expression was not so much depressed, but rather angry. When he saw Yifu Bian, his lips trembled for a long time, and he didn't say a word When he came out, his clothes were wet with tears.Yifu Bian knew the inside story, so he didn't say a word of reproach, he just asked, "San Shun, have you learned a lot?" What happened!" Bian Yifu asked, "Then, when we enter the provincial capital in the future, we will ask you to do this kind of shit, will you do it?" Wang Sanshun wiped away his tears, "Report to Master Bian, the little one will do it Alright!" Yifu Bian smiled, "Let's talk about it; what should we do?" Wang Sanshun stood at attention and reported, "It's simple! Send the small provincial army guards to the venue, and let them choose a father. You have to vote for us! Even if you get 99% of the votes, you have to guarantee 100%!" Yifu Bian patted Wang Sanshun on the shoulder with satisfaction, "Okay, you have learned some skills, and your trip to the provincial capital will not be in vain!" He also sighed, "In life, you have to read more and learn more. Who do you learn from? Learn from everyone, including your opponent! For example, the ass professor at Tianli University, not only can you not hate him, but you have to be with him." Make friends with him and learn from him! We are able to achieve this great situation today because of the result of continuous learning from our opponents!" Yifu Bian also learned from Liu Jianshi, and decided to take Master Qin to Beijing to meet President Yuan Da to implement the plan. Persuade.Wang Sanshun also wanted to go to Beijing to play, but Yifu Bian refused, "Look at your swollen face, like a rotten winter melon, how can you get there? Don't you lose my face? Say it again, I don't feel at ease here with Xinhong, you And Zha Zicheng has to help me keep an eye on Hu Longfei." To Hu Longfei, Bian Yifu said, "Brigade Commander Hu, when I go to Beijing, I will leave the whole family to you. I don't trust anyone except you. You Be extra careful with Liu Jianshi, to prevent him from attacking Xinhong. Don’t let this old bastard know that I went to Beijing, and the electric war will continue to fight him in my name, and the tobacco business will continue as usual.” Hu Longfei believes in guns, not political tricks, Thinking that it was unnecessary for Yifu Bian to go to Beijing, he said, "Commander-in-chief, what kind of president and emperor do we care about? As long as he has guns and territory, who dares to deny our team of the Four People's Principles? Instead of spending energy on this, it’s better to sell more opium.” Yifu Bian lowered his face, “Brigade Commander Hu, you’re so confused! I’ve been with me for so many years, and you’re still so confused! Can’t you see? Liu Jianshi Sending Little Skylark to Beijing has a lot of meaning. First, it shows that he has the ability and strength to control Xijiang Province; After all, I just sent my eighth aunt, and my personal visit is much more important than Liu Jianshi! Besides, I represent the South!" Hu Longfei was dissatisfied, but he didn't dare to say anything. On the same day that Little Skylark in the provincial capital went to Beijing, Bian Yifu also quietly left Xinhong for Beijing with Master Qin and other entourages, and staged a political drama of competing with Little Skylark for favor and persuasion.This political drama has since become one of Yifu Bian's most difficult secrets to reveal. Whenever he leads his troops at important historical junctures and plausibly declares that he has pursued light and truth all his life, some political opponents always mention it in time. In the farce of changing the state system in the autumn of the fourth year of the Republic of China, Yifu Bian was ridiculed: Is Emperor Hongxian also a kind of truth?Bian Yifu was short of breath, only Wang Gu talked about it. This historic farce led to Yifu Bian's historic misstep.Looking back many years later, Bian Yifu still believes that Master Qin Shisong bears a great responsibility.Qin Shisong, who was born as a Jinshi, is actually Yang Du and Sun Yuyun from this province, and he is not used to living without an emperor.When he first heard the news that the provincial people voted to change the national system, Master Qin was so excited that tears filled his eyes, and he couldn't sleep. He broke into Bian Mansion in the middle of the night, saying that he had a promise to enter Bian Yifu. Enthusiastically, she said that she was unwell and had already fallen asleep, so please come early if you want Qin Shisongming.Qin Shisong came again the next morning, talking about the truth that China cannot live without an emperor, and asked Yifu Bian to conform to the hearts of the people in the world and not to play against Liu Jianshi on this important matter concerning the country's prosperity and people's safety.When Yifu Bian called for republic because of Liu Jianshi's superciliousness, he would persuade him many times, before he regained his composure and decided to be a constitutional monarchist.Bian Yifu, the constitutional monarchy, did it very reluctantly, entirely because of his own self-interest.When the Anti-Chiang War failed in the 22nd year of the Republic of China and was forced to go abroad to "investigate" textiles, Yifu Bian once talked about his true mentality in the four years of the Republic of China with the visiting female reporter of the World News in London, England. .Bian Yifu said, "The situation in China is completely different from that in the UK. The UK can have a constitutional monarchy and can realize the development and prosperity of a nation-state under a constitutional monarchy, but China can't. China has a deep feudal tradition, and non-revolution is not enough to solve the country's problems. When I first heard the news that Yuan Shikai changed the state system to be the emperor, my first instinct was to object. Miss, I am not a direct descendant of the Yuan family, but a revolutionary vanguard who launched a fierce bombardment against the Qing Dynasty imperial system with cannons. How could I overthrow a The emperor supports another emperor? I supported the constitutional monarchy at the time, and I joined the ranks of persuasion. Firstly, it was for the purpose of self-protection, and secondly, it was also influenced by Mr. Qin Shisong, an old military adviser around him. Mr. Qin is a noble character. Looking at it now But it is behind the times."... Miss Mei Lan asked, "Then, why didn't General Bian become Cai E's second and participate in the debate against Yuan Huguo? How does the general evaluate his political integrity and Chinese politics?" Bian Yifu Wang talked about it from left to right, without mentioning himself at all. He only said, "What kind of political integrity is there for a Chinese general? It doesn't matter if you don't talk about it. As for the current Chinese politics, I have an evaluation: one is full of maggots. It’s just a cesspit, maggots, do you understand, miss? It’s in English! From Mr. Yuan Shikai, who was keen to be the emperor, to Mr. Jiang Zhongzheng, who is full of revolution, they are all in the cesspit. Everything in China is broken by them. I have helped the maggots! Therefore, today I still advocate the revolution, the revolution to the end! Whose life should I kill? Mr. Chiang Kai-shek’s life!" These words shocked the British Isles, and many European newspapers reported them. The bulletin of Le Monde The title is: "Today's Chinese politics is a big cesspit, the Chinese politicians are, and the revolutionary general Yifu Bian claims that the revolution will go to the end, and the political situation in China is undercurrent."It is said that Chairman Jiang, who was busy "suppressing bandits" in China at this time, saw these reports and scolded many "mother Xipi". If Yuan Shikai in the fourth year of the Republic of China was a big maggot, Yifu Bian was not even a small maggot, but a humble maggot pupa.It was only after he arrived in Beijing that Yifu Bian realized how insignificant he was as the commander-in-chief representing nine million people, and how difficult it would be to pay his respects to the future Emperor Hongxian.Master Qin’s brilliant letter of persuasion was sent to the Political Affairs Hall of the President’s Palace, and word came out from the Political Affairs Hall that President Yuan’s persuasion to enter Beijing for officials at the junior level and the equivalent level must be seen as a rule. Husband waits.Yifu Bian had no choice but to wait. For the first two days, he was quite excited. He was dressed in military uniform and was ready to be summoned at any time.But after waiting for the confirmation that the president will never be able to meet him, he slacked off, went to sleep at night, and went to Bada Hutong to visit prostitutes at night.Once, he dragged Master Qin along with him.The Bada Hutong is very similar to the "Yiqing Pavilion" on Sandangzi Street in the provincial capital. It is also the privy seat where major national affairs are decided. Members of Congress, the chief ministers of various cabinet ministries, and deputy ministers are dressed in robes and jackets, or in suits and leather shoes. , watching Yifu Bian and Master Qin stare: 1 dumbfounded.Yifu Bian went to play the first night, and he felt a little ashamed in his heart, thinking that his soul was not beautiful, so he felt relieved after seeing this scene.Master Qin was angry and believed that this was a crime of the Republic of China. He said that it was rare in history for a senior official of this country to prostitute and prostitute so openly.Master Qin placed high hopes on the Hongxian monarchy in the future, and concluded that President Yuan would clean up such abuses after he ascended the throne. 也正是在八大胡同风流地，边义夫有幸识得了陆军部次长徐更生。那日，边义夫和已吃过三回花酒的相好叶枝枝正要下棋，对过房里的红妓蕊蕊来唤，道是陆军部徐次长吵着要打麻将，一只桌子缺条腿，问这边能否过去一位添上这条腿？边义夫一听是次长，且是陆军部次长，当下乐了，不下棋了，把自己当条腿献了上去。到蕊蕊房里一看，果然是三缺一，东风口坐着陆军部次长徐更生，南风口坐着外交部的一位白司长，蕊蕊在西风口坐下了，边义夫便坐了北风口，跟过来的叶枝枝立在边义夫身后看牌。洗牌时，蕊蕊交待边义夫说，“边总司令，你是徐次长的上家，可要当心徐次长吃你的牌，徐次长这人嘴可馋着哩。”徐次长看了蕊蕊一眼，“你的嘴就不馋么？吃着碗里还看着锅里。”白司长便笑，“徐次长，也不知你说的是哪张嘴？”蕊蕊听出了这话里的双关意味，用水葱似的手去掐白司长，白司长一躲，躲到了叶枝枝怀里。叶枝枝娇嗔地推了白司长一把，“白胖子，好好打牌，我们总司令还准备赢你们一点军饷呢！”边义夫满脸谦卑，“不敢，不敢，枝枝，你别乱说！”叶枝枝和徐次长、白司长熟得很，才不怕呢，偏又说，“不赢他们，我这边还有什么指望？你给我好好赢。徐次长和白司长都是大财主，身后有中华民国陆军部和外交部两个部顶着哩！”外交部的白司长看来对君主立宪有所不满，叹息道，“中华民国快变成中华帝国了，老袁登了基，兄弟这司长也不知还能干下去不？”徐次长说，“国事莫谈，白胖子，咱们打牌就是打牌，北风。”白司长顺手打了张牌，“东风。糟糕，怎么又上了只风头？”继续说，“徐次长，你莫看老袁小袁面前那么闹哄，外交上很被动哩，昨日英、俄、法、意、五国联合发出了劝告书，劝我国缓行帝制，维持共和。我看老袁是被小袁害喽。”边义夫想问：这小袁是不是袁克定？未及开口，上家蕊蕊已打出了一只白皮，边义夫碰上了，甩出了一张九万。徐次长果然嘴馋，吃进了九万，抛出一张南风，“白胖子，你别替袁大总统烦，咱中国的事中国人自会做主，各省国代拥护帝制，帝制就行得通，就说这位边总司令圯，好像也是来向总统劝进的吧？”边义夫忙道，“是，是，徐次长。”徐次长便又说，“所以，白胖子，你不可反动，你反动下去，日后这司长也许真就做不成了，哦，一万？蕊蕊，你真是坏，为何不报牌？我真是白疼你了。碰上。边先生啊，你怎么是总司令呀？我国陆军部可没有这个职衔呀！”边义夫本能地要起立报告，一想是在牌桌上，才又坐住了，“徐次长，兄弟早在两年前就呈文向陆军部报告过，刘建时师长排挤兄弟，指使手下逆贼发动兵变……”这时，又轮到出牌，边义夫想着徐次长已经摊倒了两副万字牌，必是做万无疑，便将手上一副好万拆了献给徐次长，嘴上却说，“五万，徐次长这次不一定吃得上吧——徐次长，您可不知道，刘建时实是欺人太甚……”徐次长放倒了六万和四万，一脸自得，“偏吃上了，还是好吃呢，夹六万。”自司长纠正说，“徐次长，你不好夹的，蕊蕊和枝枝夹得，你如何夹得？要说吃。”众人又笑。蕊蕊和枝枝边笑边骂，“白胖子，你不得好死！让你这种死胖子办外交，中国外交断无希望，还得继续割地赔款。” 四圈下来，死胖子没割地赔款，倒是边义夫不断地割地赔款，让枝枝回房拿了两次钱。徐次长因着边义夫在上家伺候得很好，赢得最多，对边义夫便有了同情，对刘建时则产生了恶感。 徐次长知心地对边义夫说，“…刘建时这人品质不好，口碑也不好，在袁大总统手下当标统时就被人骂，我们部里的同仁皆是知道的。合肥先生，哦，就是段祺瑞总长对刘建时这人有个评价，叫做：抓着枪杆子，霸着小女子，搂着好银子，国难时艰俱不知，是个三子将军哩。你们省被他搞得很是不堪啊，许多民众竟食土为生。所以，刘建时每次来我们陆军部吵吵嚷嚷要剿你们新洪这帮叛匪，本次长和段总长都是不许可的。不过，边先生啊，你也有许多不是啊：你和你们两个旅的弟兄受了这么多委屈，为何不来找我啊？为何不来找段总长啊？要找，要运动，不找不运动，你有理也没理。这次碰上我，也算缘分，抽个空，我引你去见见段总长，把你们西江省的事彻底解决一下，好不好？不要和刘建时再这么闹下去了。闹下去大家脸面上都不好看。刘建时品质虽然恶劣，却不是贼，你边义夫呢，自然也不是匪喽，是匪就不会来向袁大总统劝进了，你们都是总统和总长的部下将领，都要好好拥戴袁大总统和段总长，为国家民族效力！” 边义夫对徐次长的教训慨然受之，愈发唯唯诺诺，更得徐次长好感。这夜八圈麻将打下来，边义夫输掉一万三千个袁大总统万三千块新洋，却赢得了徐次长引见段祺瑞总长的难得机遇。 由徐次长引着拜见段祺瑞先生，是民国四年十一月十二日晚上的事那个晚上对边义夫来说难以忘怀，就是日后为了真理而背叛段祺瑞先生，边义夫也从未在人格上指责过自己的这位恩公。是在府学胡同段公馆见的恩公，见面时，段祺瑞先生心情很好，此前先生和一位日本棋手下围棋，赢了那位日本棋手半个子。段先生贵为中华民国陆军部总长，却一点架子没有。边义夫半个屁股坐在椅子上，看着段祺瑞先生不怒而威的面孔和花白的鬓发，恍然中有了一种找到父爱的感觉。段先生也真像个慈爱的父亲，笑称边义夫为“小边将军”。徐次长介绍说，“总长，这位小边将军很能打仗呢，带兵也有一套，提倡为官者爱兵，为兵者爱民，不扰民，不害民，专为民，专保民。他手下两旅弟兄秋毫无犯，和刘建时那两个旅实有天壤之别。所以，刘建时骂他是匪，我从没相信过。”段先生笑着说，“知道，知道，小边将军怎么会是匪呢？是民国元年第一批陆军少将旅长嘛！光复新洪时亲手开过三炮嘛，是有名的三炮将军嘛！”边义夫应声站起来，笔直一个立正敬礼，“报告段总长，那三炮不是卑职亲手开的，却是卑职下令开的，当时……”段先生挥挥手，“坐，坐，坐下谈，你们部下见我一面不容易，我见你们一面也不容易，今天就和我好好谈谈。听说你治军很严，还阉了不少人，是不是呀？”边义夫又起立，恭敬回道，“报告总长，是三个弟兄违法乱纪轮奸妇女，不严惩无法向民众交待！刘建时就趁机造谣，诬卑职乱阉人！” 段先生收敛了笑容，“阉人总是不好，阉一个也是不好的。军纪国法都没有阉人这一条嘛！这事流传很广，都传到内阁来了，传到陆军部来了，所以，徐次长一说起你，我马上想起的就是阉人的事，就想看看你这阉人将军是什么样子。你小边将军白白净净嘛，不是凶神恶煞的样子嘛！”说到这里，段先生停顿了一下，“当然，你这种治军精神还是好的，老百姓讲究棒头之下出孝子，我们军队呢，我看也少不了厉治之下出精兵。国家军队不实行厉治是不行的，尤其是我们现在的军队，军装一脱就是土匪！有些地方的军队实在是很不像话的，穿着军装和土匪也没什么两样！国家这么穷，民众这么穷，还要拿钱养这些土匪，每念及此，我就痛心不已啊。”边义夫顺手给了刘建时一枪，“是的，段总长，您说得太对了，我省刘建时的军队就是这样，白日公开抢掠，抢劫强奸事件层出不穷。”段祺瑞也谈到了刘建时，“刘建时也算得北洋老人了，可北洋军人的优秀精神欠缺了一些，听说最近他一直忙着卖大烟，是不是？” 边义夫吓了一跳：刘建时卖大烟，他哪里脱得了干系？追根溯源，还不要查到他头上？不得不替刘建时打起掩护，“也许卖了点大烟，段总长，您可能也知道，现在地方上军费吃紧，倒卖大烟的也并不是刘建时一人。”段祺瑞问，“你小边将军卖不卖大烟呀？啊？”边义夫紧张地想了想，“我们禁烟局也处理过一些收缴上来的大烟。”段祺瑞点点头，“你倒还老实。不过，日后不许再卖了，一两也不许卖了！国家军队贩卖大烟，成何体统！”接下去，又说了些别的，全是段先生说，边义夫听。段先生说，国家正在走向中兴，你们年轻人前途无量；段先生说，他这个陆军总长没有门户之见，只有是非之分；段先生说，国家要倚重军人，军人要体谅国家……段先生说来说去，一次也未说到帝制，更未问及边义夫劝进的事。后来，日本国大使到访，边义夫才依依不舍地向段祺瑞先生告了别。离开府学胡同，和徐次长同车前往八大胡同时，边义夫又由衷地向徐次长感慨说，“徐次长，段总长太伟大了，那么平易亲切。看到段总长，兄弟禁不住便想起了家父，兄弟命苦，家父英年早逝……”徐次长便也感慨地接了上来，“边老弟，段总长就是我们中国现代陆军之父啊！连袁大总统都惧段总长三分呢！北洋三杰中，段总长德望是最高的！也最当得起伟大这两个字！” 又是十日之后，徐次长找到了边义夫，说是段总长对边义夫印象甚佳，已和袁大总统谈定，拟彻底解决西江省的问题，要点有三：一、无合法依据的省军总司令请边义夫不要再当了，当年大都督黄会仁的任命不算数的；二、由中央负责恢复边义夫的合法地位，鉴于新洪的实际情况，设新洪护军使署，由中央直辖，以后和省城刘建时不再存在隶属关系。三、不管边义夫手上有多少弟兄，中央只承认一个混成旅建制，边义夫军衔则提一级，由民国元年少将晋升中将。徐次长微笑着问边义夫是否满意？边义夫岂止是满意？简直是大喜过望，几乎不敢相信这是真的：段先生乃北洋巨头，自己既非北洋嫡系，又非段先生的故旧门生，和段先生仅仅见了一面，竟得了段先生如此器重！直属中央的护军使，差不多就是省级军政长官了，更别说军衔又上了一级。边义夫愣愣地看着徐次长，好半天没出一句话来。 徐次长又说，“总长对弟寄予厚望，令我转告弟，值此多事之秋，没大事就不要在北京多逗留了，也不必面见袁大总统和小袁公子了，南方数省又密谋叛乱，大总统和段总长都很忙乱，小袁公子门前是非太多，弟宜速回新洪开署就任护军使之职。弟之简任状即日将由大总统明令发表。”边义夫从这番话里听出了段祺瑞真诚的关爱和呵护，眼里一下子噙满了泪水，“徐次长，请您转告总长，就说兄弟对总长的训导和提携永志不忘，生生死死做总长的鹰犬！兄弟和兄弟旗下之两旅弟兄从今以后只知有段，不知其他。”徐次长赞赏说，“好，好，做总长的鹰犬，就是做国家的鹰犬。”却又道，“只知有段，不知其他的话心里可以有，嘴上不要说。”边义夫抹着泪，连连点头，“徐次长，兄弟知道，兄弟知道！”徐次长最后交待，“和刘建时的关系也要注意，不得再寻衅冲突。总长和我商量了一下，新设的新洪护军使署就以西江划界，江南是你老弟的防区，江北是刘建时的防区，你们双方要协作，不要拆台。总长说了，谁拆对方的台，就是拆他的台！”边义夫又是连连点头，“徐次长，您请总长放心，即便刘建时不顾大局，兄弟也会顾这个大局！总长是兄弟的恩公，总长的训示就是圣旨！” 边义夫想着徐次长此次帮忙甚大，自己马上要走了，便让秦师爷拿出一张一万银元的庄票，接过来双手呈上，“徐次长，此次进京，兄弟原为劝进，并没想到会得此恩宠，兄弟识得次长，实是三生有幸，这点茶水钱实在不成敬意了。”徐次长没接那张庄票，“弟不必这么客气，弟日后只要为段总长多效力，为国家多效力，比送我十万元都好！段总长常说，只有文官不爱财，武官不怕死，中国的事才可办得好一些。钱弟收起来吧，我是用不着的。”竟然有送钱都不要的京官！这又是一个意外。边义夫有些窘迫地看着徐次长，再次想到了蛰伏于府学胡同的段先生，暗想：也许只有段先生手下才有这等忠心事国不谋钱财的官员，也许日后之袁氏中国会变作段氏中国，也许命中注定他边义夫要成为段氏中国的干将哩。 边义夫和秦师爷回到新洪，已是十二月初了，袁大总统一手操纵的全国国体投票已竣事，各省区一千九百九十三位国民代表，代表着全国四万万中华民国国民，全部赞成君主立宪，竟连一张拥护共和国体的选票都没有，从理论上说，就是四万万国民全部赞成帝制，这种官办民主制造出的高度集中，开创了本世纪选举史上最辉煌最成功的范例。《政府公报》和报纸上劝进书、劝进电也在不断登载，包括由秦师爷力攥边义夫具名的那份华采劝札亦在其中。发表的劝札上，边义夫的名字前面已赫然书着简任中将护军使的头衔。这让边义夫十分满意，自认为在这场关乎帝制拥戴问题的政战上，并没输给刘建时，倒是得了极大的实惠。举国民意既然如此一致地渴望帝制，代行立法院便顺理成章推戴袁总统为袁皇帝，袁皇帝尚未登基，先册封副总统黎元洪为武义亲王，申令清室优待条件永不变更。边义夫看着不断到来的许多《政府公报》，心里总在想：段先生能久居人下么？哪一天能做皇帝呢？段先生还有没有做皇帝的机会呢？段先生要做皇帝，他才真正从心里拥戴哩！