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Chapter 24 Carmen's Self-Revisionism

Miscellaneous 韩寒 1632Words 2018-03-18
Some newspapers in Beijing put forward the results of their careful observation, that is, my article was published many hours before Zheng Jun's two articles. Could it be that I have no idea what the other party will write, and questioned that this is a joint hype between Zheng Jun and me. In fact, it is like this - in the past, I saw you write and I would write again in the pen battle, but the disadvantage of this is that it gets in the way, because I often play outside, and I can't surf the Internet every minute, which is easy to delay the battle.With the increase of game experience, I suddenly found that, like WINDOWS, I have upgraded and can already predict.In the middle of the night, after I finished writing "Some Recent Arrangements" that Zheng Jun mentioned incidentally, I was about to go to bed, but I suddenly felt that Zheng Jun would not be able to hold back that day, and said some weird words similar to Gao Xiaosong at that time.However, I have something to do during the day and I don’t have time to play with others, so I simply wrote the article first and saved it in WORD. After waking up, I felt that it seemed more convenient to store it in BOLG’s draft box, so I put it in the draft box.At this time, Zheng Jun didn't respond, so I went out to play.I played outside until midnight, checked the Internet on my mobile phone, and when I answered, I called my friend, told me the BOLG password, changed a few words, and sent it.But Sina has always had a strange setting, that is, the publication time is based on the time put in the draft box.This has led to misunderstandings among careful friends.

As for what was revised, it was the only thing I didn't expect. There was one article in the original text in my draft box, but he posted two articles at once.I added a little more words. It is the latest technology to predict and prepare first, then use the mobile phone to surf the Internet, and then use the phone to remotely transmit.Also my first discovery.That way I can have fun.If Lu Xun and Liang Shiqiu knew that the pen battle in 2007 was fought like this, I don’t know how it would feel. However, this time it was a pen fight of no value at all.The two men have no opinion, mother-in-law and mother-in-law there.However, Zheng Jun's understanding is obviously wrong. I don't know if he deliberately pretended not to understand. What I said by "Li Pai Fang" refers to his statement about why he still wants to be a judge after scolding Supergirl.It's too pretentious.A few months ago, he scolded Supergirl and looked down on the work of the judges of this kind of show.In fact, if you are honest and sincere, everyone can understand. The ratings of the new album will be quite high, and the appearance fee there is also good (of course, you can immediately make a similar statement saying that you did not take money, really. to save the music).But your statement was too much, and you actually justified it in a sanctimonious manner, saying that you were going to correct your health.I don't know what your company thinks.You have repeatedly diverted your attention, saying that you accused Supergirl and A Niu of being my so-called archway.I don't know your logic, that means you are being a sister-in-law.The torii is your statement.To make you understand I feel like I'm screwing myself up.

I won't talk about Zheng Jun's writing style. However, I found a very interesting point. Zheng Junfa’s response articles are all in pairs at one time, showing a split personality. revisionism?Why do I feel more like I have no idea about revisions. In A1, he teased me obscenely, in A2 he immediately expressed that he wanted to concentrate on making arrangements and making music, in B1 he continued to speak quickly, and in B2 a minute later he immediately expressed that he was too bored and should love someone, ignore me.It's so funny, it's like the addict in the movie and then expresses that he won't smoke again.But you are so happy, if you have the guts to be able to hold back when you are addicted to drugs, then it will really happen.This is also his consistent style, being a sister-in-law and setting up a memorial archway, and you don't need to see it from his sentences, but everyone can see it from the way he publishes articles.This can be called the fastest erected archway in history, and it is also a miracle in the history of architecture.

In fact, if I were him, I would delete B1 and leave B2 empty, so that it looks good-looking and has a lot of rock spirit, and it can also highlight my nagging and not generous.Controversy is like this, he writes long, you must write short.Of course, this short sentence must be incisive, otherwise the other party will be ugly.Based on your grasp of writing and your current state of mind, I judge that you cannot write it.So I am relieved.Actually it's boring enough by now, because we're not talking about an opinion, purely personal vendetta, this is my last post about you.You should not respond, that would be cool, because I just wrote one article plus one sentence, and you have four articles, and it can be seen that you are a little anxious, pretending to be laughing and cursing.This is not good, calm down, don't talk to me anymore, only then can the image lost in the Che Yulu incident be restored, and it will also prevent you from talking back and forth.

Of course, I'm just trying to show off my quick tongue. As a man, I just make an appointment with a time, a place, a room, choose a weapon, CS.Also, I am writing today's article now. If I can predict to this extent, I will become a legend. Another big discovery I made was that most of the male friends in Xu Jinglei's blog links have had feuds with me.Xu Jinglei is a good friend of mine, and she is a very loyal person, so I feel a little bit sorry for this, making it a little difficult for her.I did not do it on purpose.But for some reason, the scene that came to my mind was Athena and her saints.

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