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Chapter 20 classmate reunion

Miscellaneous 韩寒 1157Words 2018-03-18
I had a reunion with my junior high school classmates last Saturday.Because I am uneducated and have less education, my classmates are generally two groups smaller than everyone else.High school class reunions are a lot of brain work for me, because I have been in the first year of high school twice, and both are only one year. If you don't come up, the impact will be bad.Junior high school is relatively better, after all, it takes three years. This class reunion was arranged in the original class, and the head teachers Mr. Cai and Ms. Peng were also invited.I have been racing cars for four years, and I have also counted seven or eight years in strokes and waves. I feel that my mental quality is very good, but when I saw Teacher Cai on the stairs, my legs still gave up.It seems that the "childhood influence" that has been emphasized in many novels and movies is still well-founded.In order not to be punished, I was not late for the first event this year.

A total of 20 female students and 9 male students came this time.At that time, our class was a special class. For the first time, I got a total score of 273 points in three subjects in the senior high school entrance examination, with an average score of 91 points (out of 100 points). The forty-second place in the class.Since then I have given up on myself. Nine years later, I suddenly discovered that the female students in our class are generally very beautiful.According to the standards of many beautiful scenery and many beautiful women that I have seen now, they are all very good.It's strange how I didn't find it back then?Maybe my attention was all on my next door class, Class Thirteen.At that time, I believed that rabbits would not eat grass by the side of their nests. In order to better monitor me, the teacher arranged my seat in the first row, so good horses would not eat grass.Now that I think about it, it's really meaningless. I'm neither a rabbit nor a horse. The habit of eating grass by two inexplicable animals has nothing to do with me.

The content of the activity at the beginning is that the selected students go to the podium to draw questions, answer the questions according to the content of the questions or complete an action.I have never been drawn, the two hosts looked upset and said that I must take the initiative to go on stage to draw questions and make a fool of myself. As a result, what I got on stage was that you have the right to ask any student on the scene a question and ask any student to do something thing. After dinner, the organizer suggested to play a killing game, and proposed to sit in a circle in the pavilion in the small park to play. I didn't understand the way for a while, and even I felt a little cold when I was always cold.Later it was changed to KTV.I called to ask my father what kind of local KTV is better.Because our small town is very broken, there are no regular singing KTVs, so I am very afraid that we will distribute girls at KTV. There are 29 of us, 29 girls will be sent out, and 58 people will play a killing game together, and the girls are all dressed in the same style. Playing games is a bit difficult. Big.I didn't feel relieved until I entered the door, because our place is so broken that we don't even have a lady.

Just when I was about to start, my father who had consulted with the KTV place in advance called again, saying that the girls who would sing along cost me 100 yuan each, so I don’t need to pay more. It can be seen from the small tip that the consumption level here is indeed not high. As I wrote this, I suddenly remembered, my mother probably doesn't know how to surf the Internet, right? After killing a few rounds, people began to go home or go on a date.This reminded me of Teacher Peng's advice a few hours ago before saying goodbye, saying that only one person in our class got married so far, so we have to hurry up, we must not relax, we must get married and have children as soon as possible.

I think it would have been more effective if this had been said nine years ago.But the marriage rate in Class 13 of our junior high school is indeed very low.In order to prove this point, I said something that I still can't understand what I thought at the time-"Look, many of my high school classmates are already married, and junior high school is three years... so my high school The classmates should be three years younger than you, they are already..."
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