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Chapter 15 It's always wrong to trample people to death

Miscellaneous 韩寒 827Words 2018-03-18
My friend said that he was so moved by King Kong that he cried.This is not right.There is nothing wrong with crying because of this movie, but it is wrong to cry because of this orangutan.The movie is very good, rhythm, stunts, details, soundtrack, actors, all very good.But why cry for the orangutan?It is even more unreasonable for a man to cry for this orangutan. As men, we will be trampled to death.The orangutan doesn't like you.It just isn't right that chimpanzees accidentally kill so many people.Liking a girl is no excuse for absolution. If such an orangutan who trampled many people to death climbed up the Jinmao Tower, we naturally hope that he will be subdued.For whatever reason.We cannot hope rosily to keep it in a zoo.

In the whole world, there is only one person who deserves to cry for orangutans, and that is the leading actress.The other women were picked up by the orangutan to have a look and then thrown away. Women can't ask for their boyfriends with orangutans.We also have many abilities that orangutans cannot.Orangutans can't use MSN.Women can't be disappointed in their men just because they can't fight dinosaurs.We have to think that it was a man who directed the fight between the orangutan and the dinosaur. Orangutans must be shot down.People in the movie theater who applaud when they see an orangutan crashing a plane are mentally unhealthy.Some pilots are old, some are young, and even if they sacrificed, they will be applauded by the audience. What's wrong with this world.Is it all because an orangutan likes a girl?

Besides, girls may not like orangutans.Suppose, the orangutan is my favorite, but was killed by a plane and fell off the Empire State Building, we should die on the spot.However, instead of dying on the spot, the leading actress kissed another man before the orangutan's bones were cold or even fell to the ground.This only proves that her love for the orangutan is not deep, not even love. Even if you live on an island with orangutans, you may not be happy.Girls, think about it, will you be happy when you see your man poop twice as big as yourself?What to eat, what to do if you want to talk nonsense, these are all problems.What about the sex life, the woman will definitely go to the aborigines to have an affair in the end.This is the tragedy.Besides, orangutans are so hairy, never bathe, and exercise a lot, so they must be very smelly.It’s enough to watch the sunset once, it’s really good to see it every day.

All this can only be blamed on the orangutan loving the wrong thing.The world's tragedy is wrong love. Also blame the humans for disturbing the orangutans.This is the price. However, stepping on people is always wrong.Be realistic, be realistic.Life is as strong as the heroine's underwear. Never think that King Kong's love is better than the man who watches movies with you by your side.
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