Chapter 30 Does catching mice count as hunting?

"Kung Fu" made Zhou Xingchi's melon-seeded face once again a stick in people's sights. We stared at him, ready to "laugh" at any time, which made the corners of the tense mouth twitch, but we didn't care. Because we sincerely desire to see a wise person pretending to be innocent. Cultural people call that "nonsensical". In fact, marked by the classic passage "Ten Thousand Years" in "A Chinese Journey to the West", "Wu Li Tou" has become the best sentence pattern in the "post-modern context".Master Xing has inadvertently fulfilled the dream of how many intellectuals want to "deconstruct" everything, "When the sword is only 0.01 cm away from my throat", we found that Master Xing is really a genius.

Zhou Xingchi walks crookedly with his shoulders swaying, and he speaks in a strange way, but every word that comes out of his mouth is like taking a needle and pricking your itchy flesh all the time, making you say whether it hurts or not. very uncomfortable.I have watched almost all the movies this guy acted in. When I was in school, I skipped class and sneaked into the video room to watch "Play Back To School". Only then can I clearly see what my favorite idol is doing. Later, a "daddy" of Miss Jiao in the dormitory brought a video recorder. We thought that the good times were coming, but we didn't expect our dormitory to become an underground video hall. A piece of wire pulled from the toilet, we also have a "night life".In the middle of the night, a group of men and women sat on the ground without talking to each other. The sound of the video was extremely low. The most frightening thing was that there was a burst of suppressed, distorted laughter that could be squeezed out of the throat. My classmates were like a group of Little devil, the men usually cover their mouths, while the women lean on the people next to them, pinching whoever they are with their hands.At that time, there were at most six people who slept on my broken bed. Of course, those who slept were all their upper bodies, and their lower bodies were all leaning on the chairs.

The emperor's family affairs, common people's life, goulan tile houses, bitter and happy life, Zhou Xingchi's performance is nothing more than the daily life of ordinary people in the market, but you can see him, dancing, laughing, singing and scolding all the way, self-indulgence, self-comfort, self-mockery, although It is not perfect, but there is no lack of vividness of "strive for the top".Zhou Xingchi's humor is Chinese-style, and those foreigners can't understand, "Did you-make-wrong!", "Ha-ha-ha-ha" Star Master's classic sentence patterns and four strange voices Laughter has become a symbol, so you can't even wipe it off.

Boys love Zhou Xingchi from the beginning. He is the secret agent of the great inner world, the leader of the heaven and earth club, and the leader of the dragon. Whether it is a woman in the world, a princess, or a Taoist nun, he embraces them all, and finally bids farewell to the emperor, saying hello "wife" Let's get on the horse", how bold, it really makes the heroes of the world envy to death.Girls fell in love with Zhou Xingchi from "A Chinese Journey to the West". The love of a monkey made those of us who can't get along with each other suddenly realize the true meaning of emotion and cry very sincerely.Those boys who want to win hearts and minds can memorize their lines fluently, and just a few words can blind the unscrupulous girls for a while. Some people even carry the mop of the water room on their shoulders all day long, curled up He imitated the monkey's pathetic walk on his legs. In the end, the guy who was so successful in imitating his back was liked by three girls at the same time, which created the miracle of the dormitory.

When Master Xing's "nonsense" has become an important vocabulary created at the end of the 20th century, Master Xing himself may have surprised himself, because he has become a thunderbolt in the hearts of us who like to blindly worship others all day long. The stomping stuntman we long for will lead us into hallucinations of humor. Turning off the light, I seem to hear a strange voice saying: Do you think you can pretend to be a hunter with a dead mouse hanging around your waist? "Ha-ha-ha-ha" I laughed to myself.