Chapter 27 Feeling romantic in the neck

Meticulous men pay special attention to the decoration of the neck. When they are not in suits and leather shoes, they will use textiles of various textures to beautify their romantic necks. Therefore, those short, thin, fertile, and hemp straw necks They all dodge behind the colorful scarves like shy girls, thinking that they are all kinds of charm.In fact, the neck itself does not necessarily need such a piece of cloth to cover it to keep out the wind, more often it is like the three feathers on the rear of a bird in heat, trying to provoke something.Of course, except for the scarves around the necks of those homely men, the styles that have not been changed for many years are crumpled like cloth, and the tying techniques are not only "May 4th youth style" but also "Lenin's 1918 style", so that the neck and scarf There is no aesthetic relationship between them.

When I was in high school, I don’t know why people all over the street suddenly became popular to wear military overcoats. Usually, the military supply stores on the side of the road are almost overcrowded.My classmates and I dressed ourselves up as coolies for long-term work for landlords and rich families, and secretly satirized whoever's military coat was fake at first glance.In a few days, it is no longer fashionable to just wear a military coat, and a white woolen scarf is worn around the neck, and as a female student, there is no shame in not having a scarf. The half-finished product being knitted, and I'm the disgraceful girl.In order to appear that they have become a hot commodity, many smart girls knit day and night, no matter how many scarves their favorite boys have received, they still pretend to be shy and give them away.I watched as a physics teacher I liked took away three bags of things during the class break. Within a week, he changed four scarves, three white and one black, and the scarf was wrapped around the neck more than three times, and both sides of the scarf could hang down to the knees. Below the joints, I thought viciously, if one day the teacher can't think about it, he doesn't need to look for ropes everywhere.When all the girls are going to get out of class like a demon, even passing notes are discussing flat stitches and twist stitches. After knitting a scarf, I just stared at him, because I still can't find anyone who can let me knit a scarf for him stitch by stitch.

One day, the long scarf disappeared and was replaced by something called a "neck collar". It looked like a bottomless toilet bucket, and it was ridiculous to appear on a man's neck. They seemed to have cervical spondylosis, with short necks. Well, the "neck collar" can be stacked several times. Some people are lazy and even cover their mouths. It looks like a briquette stove when viewed from a distance or near.Once when I was waiting for the bus, a tall and thin man next to him kept pretending to be innocent and joking with his girlfriend, holding the side of the "neck collar" with his teeth when he was indulging, making his saliva overflow, like a fool with dementia.

The first time I saw men wrapping their necks on a large scale was after the broadcast of "Shanghai Beach". The level is limited, we have never seen a mouse wearing clothes, so Xu Wenqiang has been wandering around for two days, and almost all stalls are selling a men's scarf, which is much smaller than the traditional scarf, brightly colored, and made of silk or silk. False silk.The way to wear it is also simple. You have to wear a shirt with a sharp enough collar. Of course, the two buttons near the collar of the shirt cannot be buttoned. Then you have to fiddle with the mirror. Your logic is confused, so you have to call your dearest sister or girlfriend to tie that scarf with brilliant colors and eye-catching patterns around the neck of your beautiful pride that is about to be exposed to the wind.At that stage, there were Mickey Mouse wearing bow ties all over the road, and many men had a crooked button around their necks, not to mention how weird it was.

Now men know how to dress themselves, they are more delicate than women, they know what color clothes and scarves can make the opposite sex look sideways, and they can immediately distinguish the authenticity of information when they feel the wind and moon on their necks.Just like a napkin inserted in a wine glass, although it is used to wipe your mouth and wipe your hands to pick up dishes that are accidentally dropped, it is better than looking at a napkin full of impurities.