Chapter 25 foolishly eat foolishly drink foolishly happy and

Three cups and two cups of light wine, seven or eight bird people, each of us huddled around a two-meter-long table next to our "friends", because it was a treat for classmates, so we couldn't care about the quality of the environment and the dishes. Every time I want to eat something, I bump into the arm of the left-handed person sitting next to me. I often drop shredded fish-flavored pork in the braised beef, drip vinegar soup on the rotten garlic in the belly, or just put a chopstick of cheap food I cut my own thighs, and not much really ate in my mouth.Xiaoshi is particularly proud, standing up from time to time and kicking his butt to reach the prawns farther away, until he left, he still sighed there: "Why doesn't this abalone have a head?"

Xiaoshi and I were in the same school from elementary school to middle school. She insisted today that we are at the same table. I think this is a bit forced. I only remember that she is the representative of the Chinese class, her academic performance is average, and her hair is always like withered grass. At that time, she always trotted and walked with her head in her arms, and I later learned that she was afraid that some stupid birds would use her hair as a bird's nest. Xiaoshi needs to wear a big-shell hat for her work, but the hats that come out are always inappropriate. She can only put her scalp on her head, and it will fall off when the wind blows. In order to prevent this situation, she sewed three round hats The torn socks went in, and since then the hat and head have been tightly sewn together. When she goes out without a small satchel, she can still put some change in the socks. Shopping is like magic, and the eyes of a wholesale potato at their door are straightened. She kept saying, "This sister is so special."

Xiaoshi is a very funny person. Her personality is full of humorous elements. Sometimes I even think she is a little neurotic.Her walking posture is also very strange, no matter how fast or slow she is, her whole body is straight, except that her arms are always exaggerated.Her theory is that walking becomes lighter when you keep sliding the airflow. Her family has a vicious dog, which looks quite pretty, but I don’t like to be close to furry animals, so I never have a good impression of that dog.Every time I go to Xiaoshi, if she is not at home, the door of their house must be opened only a small crack, or they simply ask the visitor to report their name and purpose of the trip, and at this time, the vicious dog is very proud inside the house. yelling.To catch up with Shi Keying at home, it will be even more extraordinary.From the moment you enter the door, you will have to endure a dog's scolding. It will stare at you and urge you to get out. If you haven't understood what it means, you will sit cheekily on a bed or chair full of dog hair. At times, it will become gasped and start spitting at you.Xiaoshi's heart is soft, and every time at this time, she would squirm, hug the dog and say, "Just let it bite you." If I don't want to, she would advise me, people can't be angry with dogs, can't fight with dogs.

Later, I lived in Nantah University to prepare for the CPA exam. She would come over every Friday night to celebrate the weekend with me. In fact, it is a celebration, that is, to look at each other at night, and to sleep with each other if you are not too tired, because the season of love is always It is physical and mental exhaustion.When I came back at night, she would often point to my hair and say, "Look at you, your head is full of sticks, where is it stuck in a place where no one is there?" Like, I rarely argue with her. Suddenly one year, she threatened to get pregnant in August, so she asked her boss to change her job, but it was already mid-October and she still couldn't do anything and said, "What should I do?" No, I am more anxious than his husband about the movements in her stomach, and Xiao Shi is also anxious, asking me to go to the pharmacy to help her buy pregnancy test strips again and again, but she always stays by the side without talking, as if she is accompanying me.In the 24-hour pharmacy at the intersection, the salesperson with an expressionless face saw that I always bought it, and once said with disdain on his face: "There are also power tools and colored and scented condoms, do you want it?" I think For a long time, she didn't know what to say.Xiao Shi stood by the side as if nothing had happened and laughed, went out and patted my shoulder vigorously, saying that the pharmacy was probably a hardware store in the past, and even had electric tools, and then squatted on the ground and continued laughing.It made me very ashamed, and when she stood up, I felt that everything was completely reversed.

When Xiaoshi finally reaped melons and beans, her fat mantle was passed on to me logically, including suspenders with two bears, maternity clothes embroidered with flowers, fetal heart tube that could not hear the heartbeat, and several books. The useless nonsense prenatal education book, she said that there are still some things to pass on to me, and I also cracked my mouth and giggled on the phone as if I had picked up a big deal. Now, her son Li Rourou is thriving, while Xiao Shi always feels that there is still excess happiness, excess sadness, and excess hormones that have not been vented.When there is a dinner party, we still get together to eat, drink, have fun and have fun together, just like when we were studying, how heartless we look.