Chapter 20 middle-aged man

Ah Yong was always handsome when he was young, and he has admired him for a long time. At that time, he was surrounded by slender girls, smart girls, suspicious girls and stalking girls, and he was full of mouth when he saw the sweater. The terms "flat needle" and "osmanthus needle" often make us feel inferior.When he suddenly stood in front of me one day and asked: Do you have time at night?I felt like my eyes were blurry at that moment.He took me to one of the most romantic student cafeterias in the school at that time. He refused to eat the food he ordered, and kept scratching the plastic tablecloth with disposable chopsticks, which made me feel very anxious.Then he finally said, "I've always wanted to find you these days." His eyeballs were staring at me inside the single eyelid, and under the dim light, there was eager anticipation. "Tell me." I lowered my head, my heart was beating violently, and my face was flushed. "I want to ask you, does Zhao Wenwen have a boyfriend in your dormitory? If not, can you build a bridge for me? I think she is very proud." I felt like I was flying off the cliff.

This conversation ten years ago culminated in a marriage.Now the couple live across the street from my house. Ah Yong is a middle-aged man who is over thirty years old. Not only does he suffer from diabetes, he also has high blood pressure. He looks like a grasshopper with a big belly, but he can’t even jump. Squatting on the ground to fix something is like a punishment for him. The excess oil will almost burst the skin, so the physical and technical work of their family is not up to him at all.I'm really glad that he didn't take a fancy to me at all, and when I think of the scene ten years ago, I can't wait to slap myself - why was my taste so low back then!

Ayong spends all day with the computer. Even when he comes home from get off work, he still sits in front of the computer. In fact, his work has nothing to do with the computer, but he wants to look like a modern person.Ayong especially looks down on me, who can memorize the departure point of the free shopping carts parked at the door to Carrefour, Wal-Mart, Yichu Lotus, Carrefour and other supermarkets by heart. When he hears me tell his wife where the rice is cheap Said sarcastic remarks on the side. Ah Yong always wanted to choose himself from the crowd of ordinary people. He said that he hadn’t used real cards to play games for a long time. He lost contact with many friends because they didn’t have MSN. Dial "0" in front of the number to connect to the outside line. Even if we ask our family to borrow a screwdriver, he will still send an e-mail, because he thinks it is too troublesome to make a phone call or knock on the door. If he is lucky enough to watch him use the microwave oven once, maybe He can be found typing the password on the panel like a scientist.Ayong's weird behaviors made his wife and I agree that this man has entered menopause early.

I found that after the age of 30, a woman will go through a series of complex emotional, psychological, and physical changes, and the degree of suffering varies from person to person. A man like Ayong will use a series of actions to maintain his balance. He will buy High-end sports equipment, fashion-forward clothing, spraying yourself with perfume, shopping and spending money all day long.Women like stuffed animals, but their interest wanes with age, while men don't.Their toys are only going to get more expensive and less practical as they get older, the usual toys they have are rear projection TVs, audiophiles, cars, business phones, complex juicers, food blenders and everything Something that requires a complicated process to start.Ah Yong has recently become obsessed with self-guided travel. Of course, his fascination is manifested in buying a large number of books such as "Wild Survival Manual". Soon he can distinguish the blackberry and black mouse on the picture, and he knows how to use sound, light and fireworks to send distress signals. .He frantically became a speaker on the forums of various outdoor donkey clubs, and ordered a large number of various supplies from the Internet to be able to spend at least a month in the deep mountains and old forests.

That day I went to visit and found that Ayong was making a fuss about his wife. He was wearing leather boots, a sun hat, and a tarpaulin jacket. Underneath were jeans with several pockets. On the back, there were also several pockets with penis all around. Dangdang's big backpack full of things, they are: a kettle filled with water, a saber, a flashlight, a towel, and a small pan.I tore off my big bag and found that there were bowls, disposable cups, some cooked food and beverages (sparkling and non-sparkling), salad oil, condiments, and a few packets of instant coffee, and the rest was Little things like lighters.He looked like a bandit. I asked Ayong if he was going out. He said that the current equipment was not complete, and it was all in preparation for going to the wild in the future. He said that a tent he liked was on sale, the original price was 380. , now it only costs three hundred and two, and he still wants to buy it back.

I thought that people should become more reserved in middle age, but Ah Yong, a man with a big belly like a grasshopper, has become more and more able to toss around, and his playfulness is getting bigger and bigger.Zhao Wenwen has been struggling with herself whether to have a child. She planned to let the child make Ah Yong mature, but she was afraid that the child would become his plaything or simply take care of the daily life of the two "children". In the end, she also entered A Yong's crazy world , and went all over the world with her to collect wild survival equipment.I have noticed these days that the two of them are having a good time, which shows that middle age is a hurdle for normal people.