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Chapter 10 Pretending to be a rich woman

They're all moths 王小柔 1718Words 2018-03-18
Ada finally lived a rich and free life. After she got married, she didn't want children. She watched European literary films at home with a pile of passbooks all day long. He seems to play squash against a bare wall by himself, and of course he invites his friends to eat and drink tea occasionally.I hardly have anything in common with her. I like to watch ghost and horror movies. My only sport is to play table tennis for five yuan an hour.Let's talk about eating, even if she ordered a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, she would have to go to a big restaurant far away, and the hot towels would be served before her ass touched the chair, and the tablecloth would be spread out for you by a male waiter, and a dish that was so bad for the masses would be served. It is also covered with a stainless steel lid. Just as you are about to pour water, a service lady comes over and holds your hand, saying "sorry" repeatedly. You just took out your cigarette, but the lighter has already been lit in front of you, and the ashtray is also handed over to you. Come here, you are eating, and there are two people standing next to you. As soon as you ask for the bill, someone will serve you a fruit plate. When you are full, you walk out the door, and a row of six people will bow to you at the door and say, "Thank you for coming, please go slowly!" Eating a meal like this is like being tortured, it's like taking care of someone who can't take care of themselves, but Ada likes this, she said that this is called enjoying life.

I often wonder in my heart how much money she has that is worth such a "smoothness", the whole person pretends to be a rich woman. Ada bought the house on the edge of the city, because the advertisements made it look like the suburbs of Paris all day long, as if each house was not a unit house at all but a large manor, just catching up with my sisters Here, as long as something is said to represent European fashion, she will be fooled without saying a word, very loyal, and she will not be picky at all, and end up with a bunch of stupid people with spare money in a deserted wasteland Settled home.Ever since she moved into a well-decorated big house, she has been calling around to invite others to visit her house, but who will go? Even if you start from the city center, it will take nearly three hours to drive to her house at the fastest. They are vulgar, and they love the rich and the poor in their bones, but just thinking about the energy of traveling long distances will stop us from going to the sugar daddy.Ada cats and watches European literary films all day long. We housewives have a little spare time and have to clean windows and wash clothes, so more than two months have passed, and no one has responded to her call.In the end, Ada couldn't bear it any longer, and threatened to buy a car and go door-to-door to take us to visit her house.

Suddenly one day, Ada said that she would come to my house, and she was driving her newly bought Chevrolet. It was really hard for her to run such a long distance for a person who only learned to turn after six collisions.It has been more than three hours since she said she had come out. Ada still hasn’t arrived. The traffic station did not hear any reports of a car accident.I was in a hurry when my phone rang, and Ada yelled over there like a shrew: "You are sick, so you can't win the lottery by calling my mobile phone as hard as you want, you don't know how nervous I am when I come out, just the overpass at our door I went around three times before I got down, and my hands almost broke the steering wheel when I turned the corner. Don’t call any more, this is it. I don’t worry about you!” Then the phone hung up with a “snap”. Behaved particularly impolitely.

Ada made an appointment with a few former classmates, and I sat in her car and had nothing to say, "You didn't put a row of plush toys on the rear glass like others." She gave me a white look and said: " I will drive alone on the road in the future, with a big dog in the back seat, sportswear, volleyball, badminton racket, maybe a suit of my husband’s suit, leather shoes and tie, and a box of mineral water in the trunk. Feeling." Ada's back was very straight, very proud.I think her world view is probably too influenced by European literary films, and she has become ill.

The few students who were dragged away were not surprised by her new house, because Lu Yuan Ada's driving skills were not very good, so everyone was a little motion sick, and after saying some flattering words, they took a taxi to the city at dawn rush.In the car, the least talkative buddy brought out a joke on the Internet to compare Ada. He said: When a rich man must choose the farthest place to live, pick the most congested hour to leave, and go directly to the third and fourth ring roads At least a half-circle is required, such as Dujiakan, West Second Ring Road, Huilongguan, and anyone who can make a detour. There is a lunch box in the car, a toilet in the back of the car, and a newspaper shopper standing outside the car. A peaked cap, the very bold kind, as long as the car stops, no matter what happens or not, you have to tell others: May I help you, sir? (Can I do something for you?) With an authentic Beijing aboriginal accent, Bel has face.If we see the police on the road, we will hide, and if we encounter Gasser, we will let them go.You have to climb up a hundred times to get on the overpass. It takes other people two hours or three hours to go to work. If you only spend one hour, you will be ashamed to say hello to them.You said what time do you have to come out of a place so far away?I think seven o'clock is enough, right?Come out at seven?That's courting death. Before 5:30, don't be too early, you have to see if there are any big goods.You have to study the psychology of car owners. Car owners who are willing to start at 7 o'clock don't care about two hours in advance. Do you know what a road angel is?No matter where you go, you will choose the farthest instead of the most convenient one. Therefore, our slogan is: don't seek the fastest, but seek the farthest.

I thought sadly in the back seat, how sad it is to pretend to be a rich woman.
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