Chapter 9 how many mouths do you have now

Q: "Do you have a big appetite?" A: "I ate eight steamed buns when I had a long mouth." Q: "Then how many mouths do you have now?" The above answer is excerpted from "It's all caused by Quanpin". When chatting online, if you use Quanpin input, you can write "most" as "too many mouths", or you may type "Baotu Spring" as a dating place " Thug Dogs". According to Freud's theory, the above-mentioned "pen errors" or "pen errors" caused by "pronunciation errors" cannot all be attributed to the Quanpin input method.Freud believed that all human clerical mistakes are actually the exposure or catharsis of the subconscious.From this point of view, although we will not suspect that the GG who proposed to date in "Baotu Spring" has any unruly intentions deep in his heart, but in terms of appetite, it is between "mouthful" and "eating". There is still some potential causal relationship.Otherwise, we wouldn't scold someone who talks too much as "talking".

In terms of appetite, it is easy to draw the most intuitive conclusions based on a person's external "mouth more than mouth" or "big mouth and small mouth". At the same time, the same external size of "belly" and "head" also It will automatically form a mathematically proportional relationship with the "appetite".Therefore, when Grandma Liu "stands up at the dining table in Rongguo Mansion and says loudly, 'Lao Liu, Lao Liu, eats like a cow, eats an old sow without raising his head'", in order to reflect the self-cultivation of an actor, Not only do I have to hold back my "silence", but I also have to "puff my cheeks".Grandma Liu's confession, besides being funny, does not rule out the purpose of using funny to cover up her greedy shame.Even though Lao Liu is a farmer who is mainly engaged in manual labor, even if her old man uses the body language of "puffing her cheeks" after she utters bold words, her food intake will still not change fundamentally in a short period of time.Because she was full of breath at best, and only had one mouth.

Even for youkai, it is rare to have more than one mouth.But it doesn't matter if you have a small mouth, as long as it is big and long enough, you can still maintain a mass-market meal in the way of big in and big out.Zhu Bajie is a successful example in this regard.Listen to how the owner of Gao Laozhuang complained to Tang Seng: "When I first came, I was a black and fat man, but later I turned into a fool with a long mouth and big ears, and a mane behind his head. It looks like a pig, but the intestines are huge: you need to eat three or five buckets of rice for a meal, and a hundred or ten sesame cakes are enough for breakfast snacks. I am so happy that I still eat vegetarian food. If I eat meat and wine, I will be old Clumsy of these family properties and fields, within the first half year, they will be eaten up."

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, more pay for more work!In terms of Zhu Bajie's labor productivity of "plowing the fields without using cattle tools; harvesting fields without using knives and sticks", there is nothing wrong with eating more bowls of rice and dozens of sesame seed cakes.The serious imbalance between input and output is the fundamental problem encountered by Gao Laozhuang's manor economy. A Japanese chess proverb goes: "The strength of chess is like the amount of food, and you can't force it." I don't know Go, but I know Nie Weiping.I don't know Nie Weiping's chess strength, but I have a little indirect understanding of his appetite.Nie Weiping once told people in an interview that he loves to eat noodles, "not only noodles with fried sauce, but also rice and dumplings." Once eating dumplings in the cafeteria of Qiyuan, a companion proposed to compete with him. Whoever eats more, the difference between victory and defeat is five dumplings.In the end, although Nie Weiping lost, he also set a record for the highest number of dumplings in his personal eating career - one hundred and ten.

Lao Nie is old, can he still eat?Chess strength and appetite can not be forced, but also a variable.In addition to being inevitably affected by age and health conditions, it also often changes according to each person's "being in the moment".Take Lao Nie as an example. The reason why he can eat one hundred and ten dumplings in one meal is not really a matter of food intake.And in another "competitive state", he refused to eat: "During the game, he is used to not eating, just eat a few pieces of iced watermelon, and then go to the bath to take a shower, so that Yili can go out again. Lao Nie said: 'After eating at noon, the blood is concentrated in the stomach to work, and the brain is prone to sleepiness due to ischemia. So when there are important games, I dare not eat, and I am used to taking cold showers.

Therefore, on the matter of appetite, it does not entirely depend on the stomach, and sometimes you have to ask yourself.Both the human heart and the human stomach are made of flesh, and the stomach is elastic, not only elastic, but also extremely elastic; as for the human heart, it is even more difficult to say, even if you have never read "The heart may be very small, but the world is very small." Big and big; the world may be small and small, but the realm of the heart is very big and big." This kind of absolute idealist verse, "The human heart is not enough to swallow the elephant" has always been heard.

Or the artist Tao Jingying said it well.On her personal website, Tao Zi not only explained her birthday, zodiac sign, blood type, height, weight, hobbies, etc. to fans as usual, but more creatively and sincerely, she also published her personal information which is rare among artists. Food intake, the answer is: big and small. Although a person's appetite can be large or small (special statement: this is based on the premise of being able to eat enough), but I have always believed that a person's lifetime appetite is basically "quantitative".That is to say, under the premise of three meals a day, you may not eat breakfast when you are young, and you may have a lunch in a hurry, but you have to eat dinner from the first day of the lantern until midnight. , and it opens at four o'clock in the morning early, and by the time of dusk, you have been disheartened and depressed, and you have left the pile of leftovers from lunch indiscriminately, and then just prepared for the dinner party in your youth Go to sleep when you reach orgasm - it's okay, all this change is okay, it's not your fault.

If you have a life of 100 years, then the 10,800 meals you are destined to eat in your life are a constant total amount, no more meals, no less meals, you can arrange whatever you want, be rich and thrifty by people.Eat more, eat less, eat or not, when to eat, when not to eat, fixed deposit and withdrawal or zero deposit and withdrawal, it is all up to you.Only the constant total amount cannot be changed no matter what.No overdraft and no interest. Cantonese people say: "How much people eat and earn in a lifetime is fixed." Eliminate the fatalistic thought of "wealth and honor, life and death depend on heaven" and promote some reasonable aspects of "planned economy". You can make a desperate and unremitting struggle with fate, whether knowledge can change your fate or your body can change your fate. Fighting against the sky and the earth against people is a lot of fun, and you can’t fight against it. Even if you fight, there will be no winner in the end. There is no fun at all, probably only my own appetite.

In addition to those "people who can eat" and "people who can't eat", there are some who we classify as "people who talk a lot" and "people who don't talk", "people who cry" and "people who don't cry". ", or "sad person" and "optimistic person", "passionate person" and "thin person", and so on.In fact, these human qualities and the products derived from them are similar to the amount of food in batches and quantities. How much food a person eats, talks, tears, worries, and hair in his life Love is "fixed", but the total amount of rations given to each person is different.