Chapter 31 take over

2000/04/21 Sanlian Life Weekly Author: Zhao Xiaoshuai When I was in school, I was a student who liked to "take the next step".Once in a mathematics test, the teacher handed out the test paper and said to everyone: "You can use any pen!" At that time, some students used pencils, some used ballpoint pens, and some used fountain pens, and the test generally stipulated that they must use a certain kind of pen. Answering the paper, I listened to the teacher's words, and quickly asked a question: "Is chalk okay?" The teacher was furious and didn't send me the test paper for half an hour, so I just sat there, even though I was half less than others in that test. There was an hour of answering time, but I still got full marks.This shows that my logical thinking ability is very strong. If there are loopholes in what the teacher said, I can use any pen, even an electric pen?Brush?

Later, I always "take the next step", so I criticized me as "grandstanding", but "the next step" is really a good way to test your reaction ability and intelligence, and I still don't let go of "the next step". "children" opportunities and listen to other people's witty words. Not long ago, at a Heineken open-air concert in Beijing, a foreign band asked the audience: "How to speak beautiful in Chinese?" Someone below answered: "Beautiful", and someone answered: "Beautiful", and a thick male voice shouted: "Niu x!" I was very excited when I heard it, because he found the two words that best fit the atmosphere at that time.

Some subsequent stubbles are not so short, but logically derived another words.When I was in college, I always told us on the podium that Saussure said that the pen is our penis, and a student below quickly caught it: "Writing is masturbation!" Once, a few friends were thirsty outside and chatted about a best-selling author. One of them said that the author’s books were not as good as the last one, but he emphasized that he liked learning very much and often appeared on TV. , and don't want to be seen as a "television scholar", isn't this pretending to be a grandson?Another friend heard this, and said seriously: "He is not pretending to be a grandson, he is a real grandson."

I found that drinking is the most suitable occasion for "taking over the stubble", and everyone's thinking is jumping and quick.Once drinking, A and B were present. A was unlucky in marriage and often had trouble with his wife. B was unmarried and often enthusiastic people introduced girlfriends to him, but he looked down on neither of them, thinking they were not beautiful enough.I drank and chatted with them, and I was full of emotions. A suddenly sighed and said: "I can't explain these things to outsiders. Tolstoy is right. Happy families are generally similar, but unhappy families are different in their own way." Unfortunately." B quickly responded: "Yes, beautiful women are all alike, but ugly women have their own ugly looks."