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2000/04/19 Sanlian Life Weekly Author: Tian Qi Some time ago, there was a discussion in the newspaper about sports commentators. The central content was that there should be more commentators like H on the TV station, with more professional and professional calm words and more passionate "the ball has been scored" , to serve the fans.However, like the TV station's H, who speaks loudly and quickly about the generalities of sports inexperienced, it is difficult to generate more interest in fans and sports fans who are gradually improving. This is a serious discussion: In the process of gradually deepening, the fans magnified their feelings of favoritism, summed up the new way of explaining H into a style, and even called it a "master" level, which made people feel The natural image of H smiling and being cute in front of the screen seems unnatural and unnatural.

I feel this awkwardness every day, just like my five senses, I know they are there all the time.But on this day, I suddenly felt that the corners of my lips were protruding. I looked in the mirror and realized that it was because I was on fire, because I ate too much kebabs. A few days ago, I saw an article in "News Network": When a 9-year-old South African girl went to the toilet on a plane at an altitude of 10,000 meters, she was tightly sucked by the pressure difference between the inside and outside of the cabin, and the captain had to make an emergency descent of the plane. 4 kilometers, and then land the plane at the nearest airport.After being "rescued" on TV, the little girl was in good health, but there was still a little fright in her eyes.Boeing announced that it will therefore conduct a more in-depth investigation and research on the toilet in the bathroom.

I asked my friends what they thought about it?"The difference in air pressure inside and outside the cabin speeds up my emptying," he laughs.I guess really, who would think they'd be washed away by water in the bathroom on an airplane?This is just an anecdote broadcast by "News Network", just a laugh. "News Network" seriously broadcast this anecdote, which makes people feel that besides its serious face, it is also kind and full of humor. This is also a big deal.Such seriousness is the result of our increasingly developed and rich brain creations, which contribute to the increase of our life interest and the improvement of our living standards.

So I'm not objecting to the kind of things that the term "seriousness" usually describes, but just to make a point. Now when a friend comes to my house to play, I usually tell him: Give me a call when you come.Although I usually stay at home when I have nothing to do, and wander around the house when I have nothing to do at home, to see if there are any treasures in the house, because there is no inconvenience if I don’t have a girlfriend.But it’s better to make a phone call before you come to my house: Even if I boil a pot of water for you first, it’s still calm to guess what happened to you recently and before.

Because our life is not the same as before, there was no phone back then, I rode my bicycle for nearly an hour to your house in the heavy snow, and I didn’t meet you.I thought to myself, I don't know where this shit is going. The current situation is that there are too many tricks, so we have more things to do.
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