Chapter 3 demonic disease

2000/04/11 Sanlian Life Weekly Author: Tian Qi If a person loves to sing and sings the same song non-stop at home and work for a month, others will say that he is really annoying and tortures people.Unfortunately, I also have this kind of magic disorder, and I also sing a song.What made me sick that day was the singer Bai Xue's "Sweet Song through the Ages".I only know one of the lines, "Meng Jiangnu, cry on the Great Wall, the eternal masterpiece..." and then I sang it several times in the unit, especially when I finished something or walked, so some people said: You devil You're sick, you're sick.

I told my colleagues the story of a classmate in elementary school who had a demonic illness. His demonic illness was to keep saying a mantra.At that time, we listened to the storytelling "General of the Yang Family" on the radio every day, and he learned a sentence from the storytelling: Yang Linggong is over 70 years old, and his prestige remains the same as before.This sentence is very pleasant to hear from the mouth of the storyteller Liu Lanfang, and it is also very pleasant to hear from my classmates, but it is scary to hear him say it dozens of times a day: it seems that Yang Linggong was born at 70 80 years old, and will never grow to be 80 years old, monsters are scary.My classmate was a bit of a monster when he pronounced that sentence.Then his mantra changed, and he learned a sentence from a text in our Chinese textbook, "Whales are viviparous," and he started chanting again: Whales are viviparous.So much so that once he made a mistake and stood in the corner of the teacher’s office, and he said again: “Whales are viviparous.” The teacher asked inexplicably: “What does it have to do with you that whales are viviparous?”

My colleague laughed and thought it was inexplicable, because there were no inexplicable things in his life, he was a clear-headed person.Demonic disorder, on the other hand, is almost a manifestation of neuroticism.I am also a clear-headed person, but I still often suffer from demons. I like a novel called "Have You Seen Him?" ", about an excellent thief who was denounced and tracked by his renegade apprentice.The way Tu Bei tracked him was: when he was drinking coffee and reading the newspaper in a cafe, he would see an advertisement in the newspaper called "Have you seen him?" The advertisement said: "If you see someone sitting at the coffee table When I read the newspaper, I unconsciously rolled up the corner of the tablecloth, and that was him—the famous thief.” The thief broke out in a cold sweat after watching the advertisement, and found himself rolling the corner of the tablecloth. ...I forget the other ways, but this thief has "did you see him" ads tracking him whether he's at the movie theater or watching TV at home.His precious brother not only learned his craft, but also learned every quirk of his, and kept telling it.The result was that he was crushed and had to turn himself in.

Every time I think of that novel, I feel that I am both the thief and the apprentice. I am afraid that one day, someone will suddenly track me down, who always sings: Meng Jiangnv, cry the Great Wall, who will listen to the strange injustice through the ages. Of course, I have nothing to surrender. I am living a dignified life, but having a demonic disease is like having six fingers. I am afraid that one day when everyone in the unit gathers together, someone will say: "Yang Linggong's new year is over." In the seventies, the prestige remains the same as before."