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Chapter 15 experience system

wandering fish 古清生 1321Words 2018-03-18
The system is a colorless and transparent thing, I think so.I often deal with this invisible guy, feel it, experience it, abide by it, but it is not an object, not a real wall, only when it hits the system, people have the kind of collision Pain on the concrete wall. For dinner the day before yesterday, I made a braised carp and drank two glasses of Erguotou. It was a good dinner, but unfortunately, a fishbone suddenly got stuck in my throat.There are countless ways to eat fish that get stuck by fishbone, or swallow some rice to hold the fishbone down, or drink vinegar to soften the fishbone, in short, there are many methods.This time he was not so lucky, he swallowed a bowl of rice, but the fishbone was still stuck in his throat, and he drank more than half a bottle of vinegar, but it didn't help.It was already 21:00, and because of the thorn in the throat, I couldn’t fall asleep even when I was sleeping. The thorn really guarded an important point, and it was much more powerful than the awl thorn in the buttocks of the ancients who were studying, so I had to go to the hospital.

I went to Fengtai Railway Hospital, which is not far from where I live, just across a few alleys.However, the outpatient department of the hospital has been closed, and only the inpatient department has doctors.I hung up the emergency number and went to the inpatient department.The railway hospital is roughly the same as most hospitals. The outpatient department is a little away from the inpatient department. The outpatient department is a new building, while the inpatient department is still an old building.Turning seven or eight turns in the corridor of the outpatient department, I went out of the building, and entered the inpatient department through a yard. I followed a patient with a nosebleed to find the ENT doctor in the inpatient department. It was serious, and the bleeding continued. However, the doctor on duty was extremely responsible, and it took nearly an hour to deal with it before it was my turn.I was really stuck. I thought that the greatest misfortune in life is to have a fishbone stuck in my throat.

Thankfully, it was finally my turn.The doctor asked me to sit down and asked me what was wrong with me. I told him that the fishbone was stuck in my throat. The doctor quickly adjusted the searchlight, put on the reflector, let me open my mouth, pressed my tongue with a tongue depressor, and asked me to shout "Ah", when shouting "Ah", the doctor has actually raised the camera in his hand, he only needs to poke forward 10 cm, gently pinch, and the fishbone will come out... just that lightly pinch !However, when the doctor's camera was about to move forward, when I was full of expectations, he retracted it. The doctor put down the camera, picked up a dip pen, and filled in the medical record: the patient has a foreign object in the throat.After that, I wrote another long bill of payment, the operation fee was 5 yuan, tore it off and handed it to me, and asked me to go to the toll office of the outpatient department to pay the bill.At that moment, I thought of the yard, walking the winding corridors, in the dark, and I almost said to the doctor, doctor, I will give you 50 yuan, now clamp the fishbone out of my throat, okay?I really don't want to endure walking up and down for so long.

I did not say it.I am afraid that the doctor will get angry. I have encountered this in Beijing Plastic Surgery Hospital. Professor Zhou Jialin wanted to hand over the preserved eggs I gave him to the Disciplinary Committee. Of course, it was not for me that time.What if the doctor is angry and refuses to deal with me for the time being?I had no choice but to go to the outpatient department to pay the 5 yuan treatment fee, and turned around with the receipt. The doctor didn’t have to worry about it. When I opened my mouth, he reached into the camera and pulled out the fishbone. He raised the camera with the fishbone in it Said to me: Look... Look, it's this fishbone!Not to mention the pleasure of having the fishbone removed from the throat, the thought in my head is that you, a doctor, have seen the fishbone during the examination, and you can pull it out with a little effort. If you don’t do this, you will ask me to pay the fee first. , you made me endure the pain for so long... Sigh, is he following the hospital system?Pay first and then dispose of.What if the payment is made first?The patient may run away. What if he was paid first?It is possible for the doctor to collect the money and not pay it to the hospital. Only the procedure of registration-examination-payment-surgical treatment is reasonable. However, it made me suffer for a long time. This is the system!

The system is such a thing, there is a fishbone stuck in the throat, and it will not be removed temporarily after inspection.What if I do not follow this procedure?That is the destruction of the program, and according to the program, people really experience its absurdity.The system is so uncomfortable, but no one can come up with a reason to cancel it.
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