Chapter 124 Chapter 124 Let's go to the enema together

Where the boss lay dead, three items were scattered. Sinan was a little surprised. He had never heard of a boss in this game that could drop more than one item. If it wasn't that he was too ignorant, it would be that they won the big prize this time and met a particularly powerful one. Looking back on the whole process, Sinan felt that they were very lucky to kill Lao Hei with only two sacrifices. Randomness is inherently unpredictable. Follow in the footsteps of Da Chu and Er Chu. A book, a poster, a pair of... boots. The two of them invariably thought of the black feet of the black wind old demon that exuded a foul smell...

Kaixin said silently, "These shoes have never been worn", walked over to pick up three items, and spread them out in front of Simon: "You have done the most, so take one." Si Nan was the first to rule out the boots, and then turned his attention to the copybook and the book. I don't know what the copybook is for, and the book is naturally a martial arts secret book. There are five large characters on the blue cover: Shura Yinshagong. This is a secret book of inner strength. In the game, everyone can only practice one type of internal strength. If they want to practice the second type, they must abolish the former one. Naturally, it is impossible for Sinan to abolish the internal strength that has reached the forty-sixth level, so this internal strength cheat book is also not available.

Si Nan thought about picking up the copybook, and said, "I want this." He really didn't want to wear shoes, and he was too embarrassed to want the inner strength because he was useless, so he chose the most inconspicuous and useless thing. Keep it as a souvenir. After distributing the spoils, Kaixin sent a letter to the Son of Sadness, telling him that it was done and that there was no need to bring anyone. Sighing happily, he said: "We originally wanted to help You to raise his level today, but we didn't expect to let him die in vain." If he had known that the journey was so long and tortuous, he would not have let You go back to find someone.

Si Nan didn't know what to say, so he nodded vaguely from the side. After recovering from their injuries, the two unhurriedly used their lightness kung fu to go back along the original road, and it took nearly an hour to return to the city. Meeting with Sadness and Chutian Shuchu Madman, the five muttered for a while, then drove directly to Bai Xiaosheng's residence, after entering the door, Kaixin Sinan took out boots and copybooks and put them in front of Bai Xiaosheng. Bai Xiaosheng glanced at it, and pushed the sticker back: "This is not for identification." Sinan asked curiously, "What is that used for?" While curious, he still had a little bit of anticipation, in case it was something precious, he would post it.

Bai Xiaosheng glanced at him, and sneered disdainfully: "Of course the copybooks are copied... illiterate!" Si Nan almost vomited blood from his anger. He was happy and quick-witted. He covered his sword-holding hand with his palm, and pushed back the long sword that was half out of its sheath: "Calm down!" Sinan took a deep breath, let go of the hilt resentfully, and said depressedly: "He actually said I was illiterate! I have studied for 16 years and almost got my degree certificate, yet he actually said I was illiterate!" Seeing Sinan's action of drawing his sword, Bai Xiaosheng sneered again with disdain, and then stretched out a hand to Kaixin: "One thousand taels of silver."

Si Nan stood aside and whispered: "Money fan!" He smiled happily and paid the money. The appraisal result came out: Wind Chaser Boots, speed bonus 15%. Since Sinan already knew that there was an item with a 200% acceleration, that is, his jade pendant, he was not very touched when he saw this single speed bonus attribute, but Kaixin and the others were very happy, obviously already Very satisfied. Afterwards, he happily invited Sinan to have a big meal to celebrate. Sinan thought nothing of the matter, and his hunger and thirst were almost at the limit of what he should eat. Happy to lead the way and said: "This is a store opened by a girl named Listening to the Wind and Rain in our gang. I have a discount card. You can get a 30% discount when you check out." After a pause, he continued: "This Just go straight to the end of the street, let me tell you, this store is very unique, there is a very interesting step before eating..."

Si Nan raised his eyes, and there was a gilded plaque hanging at the end of the street. The three words flying and dancing on it made Si Nan turn pale with fright: Enema House? Si Nan glanced in horror at the other four people who looked normal, and wondered whether I was too conservative or everyone was too avant-garde and too personal, it was just a meal, and they had to give an enema first? How can there be such a BT hotel? Does the system care? How is this enema procedure delivered? Player manual operation or system automatic service? Sinan was thinking wildly in horror and panic, and didn't even pay attention to what Kaixin said. Seeing that he was getting closer to the hotel, he mustered up his courage and said, "Can I skip that step..."

Kaixin was surprised and said: "Why did you skip it? This is done together by everyone. How can you miss such an elegant idea of ​​the owner?" Do you have an enema together? Enema is elegant? Si Nan was about to faint, he hated himself for wanting to eat this free food, and ended up in such an embarrassing situation where he couldn't advance or retreat. In just a dozen seconds, Sinan went through N rounds of conflict between man and nature, and finally stood at the door of the restaurant, and said firmly to Kaixin and the others in the tone of a strong man breaking his wrist: "I won't go, you go .”

As he spoke, he thought sadly: He is indeed a very conservative person, unable to understand the performance art of enema, which is considered elegant. He smiled happily and said, "Everyone is in the same gang, don't be so alien to us." Si Nan looked distressed, looked around, and found that passers-by hadn't noticed them, and whispered: "Well... I don't want an enema." At this time, he realized that not only Kaixin and other people were calm, but also the passers-by around him Calm and calm, no one took a second look at this restaurant with a bold name. Could it be that everyone has become accustomed to it? !

Kaixin opened her eyes wide in shock: "Who said you need an enema?" Sinan was also very surprised and asked back: "Isn't the name of this store just Enemaju..." Before he could finish his sentence, Chu Tianshu, the madman of Chu, fell to the ground laughing. smile. Happy blushed, closed his lips tightly, and tried his best not to laugh out loud, but in the end he couldn't hold back, turned around and laughed uncontrollably, while laughing, he said intermittently: "Look up again." Sinan mustered up his courage to look at the restaurant signboard for the second time, and there were three big characters on the signboard: Yao Yangju.

……silence. Si Nan felt so ashamed that he wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in. According to Sinan's wishes, he would rather go offline now, and find a place where no one will see to hide and hypnotize himself to forget about it, but he was too embarrassed to turn around and leave immediately. Fortunately, the sadness did not embarrass him for too long, and soon Quickly gave Kaixin and the Chu brothers a kick, and said: "Pay attention to the influence, this is on the street, go crazy and go crazy." Then he explained to the passers-by who had already stopped to watch: "This The three guys were poisoned when they were PKing with someone just now, and now they just happened to have an attack." The happy three could barely hold back their laughter, while the sad pulled Simon, who was blushing like a tomato, and ordered the three of them to hurry into the restaurant. I asked for a private room, and as soon as the door was closed, the three happy people started laughing wildly again. The sad son patted Sinan and comforted him: "Don't mind, it's just a mistake. You just treat them as a set, and if you don't see them, you don't see them." Picking up the order menu, he asked Sinan about his taste sadly, then opened the door and called the waiter in, ordered a few dishes, and after a while, after the food and drinks were served, a gentle and delicate girl walked in, and thanked them all She saluted and said: "Guest officers, can we start now?" When she spoke, she glanced at the three of them who were slumped on the chair because they had no strength to laugh. Sorrowfully smiling and nodding, he said, "Alright, let's start." Si Nan asked, "Start what?" The Son of Sorrow said with a half-smile, "Start the enema..." Si Nan only felt that the heat on his face that had just receded was burning again. The sad son smiled apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't be joking... this is the specialty of the restaurant." He stretched out his hand, indicating that it was time to start, and the girl placed a white jade with a thin neck in front of everyone's seats. A bottle, a peach blossom is inserted in the bottle, a few flowers are half open and half closed, with crystal dew, it is the best time to talk about the style. After doing this, the girl sat aside, took out a pipa from somewhere, and started playing. When the music played, a blue butterfly flew out from the girl's sleeve, and flew from one peach blossom to another and then landed. The moment the tune fell, it happened to land on the flower branch in front of Sinan. Kaixin stood up and raised his glass with a smile: "Sinan is a guest today, and killing the boss is also his greatest contribution. Let's take turns to toast him." Sinan quickly stood up and said he didn't dare to do it. At this time, the girl beside her hugged the pipa and bowed again, and walked out. The butterfly with beautiful blue wings still landed on the flower branch in front of Sinan. Happy took a drink from the glass, sat down and cleared his throat, and said: "We can start the enema..." Sinan buried his face in the bowl depressed. After that, for a long period of time, in the mouths of these four people, "going for an enema" became synonymous with going to eat, but whenever outsiders asked about it, Kaixin and the others laughed wildly first, and then Keeping the precious silence saved the last bit of face for Sinan.