Chapter 105 Text Research on the Originator of the Beauty WriterA Text Study on the Originator of the Beauty Writer

A Textual Research on the Originator of the Beauty Writer Feng Tang Before I start talking, let me first admit that I am a fox. I also write words. Although I have tried my best not to rely on articles to make a living since I was a child, I believe that articles are a matter of ages, and I have always required myself to write according to professional standards.Literati look down on each other, peers talk about peers' words, that is, foxes talk about grapes. Record, said the fox, that the grapes are sour. Apart from being fluent, Wei Hui's writing has nothing to say about it.Lu Xun's writing is like bronze ware, Zhang Ailing's writing is like a pearl and jade bonsai, Shen Congwen's writing is like a bright moon and flowing water, Kawabata Yasunari's writing is like blue and white bisque, and Henry Miller's writing is like a champagne bottle.If these masters don't mention it, Wei Hui can't even talk about it clearly.The eyes swept over, half dry but not wet, as if the diarrhea had not healed.As for the common-sense English spelling mistakes in the book, I don't know whether it is the editor's responsibility or Ni Ke (Half Weihui)'s failure to sleep with Americans.European hunks may sleep more stylish and stylish, in a place mysteriously remote and culture as solid as their masonry buildings.However, uneducated businessmen in the United States may not understand too many bed postures, at least they will teach you how to use the spell check function in MS WORD.The text of Wei Hui's short stories is obviously better than the long ones.The first reading was quite bluffing, with Zhang Ailing's eyebrows.After reading a few more articles, I will show my flaws. Without Zhang's acrimonious and eccentric elves, Zhang's brows and eyes seem to lose their charm.This has nothing to do with Wei Hui's admission to Fudan Chinese Department.When I was in pre-med, I lived across from some bad boys from the Chinese Department of Peking University, and we wrote fake ancient dragons together to cheat money.They said that the dean of the Chinese Department clearly told them when they first entered school that the mission of the Chinese Department of Peking University was not to train writers, but the mission of the Chinese Department of Peking University was to train small officials.Apart from being complete, Wei Hui's structure has nothing new.So many famous quotes of famous people seem to be in vain.I don't know if I have read it or not.If you haven't read it, list it there, who is fooling you?If you have read and written like this, your intellectual level is limited.Beijing dialect, have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running?The words are rough and the rationale is not rough.Use whatever you want.Impotence dies in a daze every day.Xiao Xiaosheng wrote that it would definitely make Tian Tian Yang erect once, fight to the death, and finally die on Ni Ke's belly, the semen is cold and lubricated, like the saliva of the god of death.

Wei Hui's content is the reason for her popularity.Wei Hui is a genius in marketing.She described a kind of life that ordinary Chinese people can't touch. She let her hair down and took a picture on the cover.If Wei Hui wrote about ordinary life, she would be dead.If you tell the vegetable seller that tomatoes can be sold for two hundred and one catties, he will definitely call you nonsense; if you tell him that you can sleep with a famous prostitute for 20,000 yuan, his saliva will drip down.If Henry Miller knew that such a Chinese vulgar worshiped him, he would ban his own book.Henry Miller is poor in Paris with no money, never knows where his next meal will be, and fucks chicken like a one-in-a-million slut.Henry Miller knew nothing about parties, high society, or white-collar life.

Wei Hui's public relations are unrivaled in the world.Her ability to make gestures is extremely strong. She was the first to propose the concept of a beautiful writer, the first to show her chest in defense of this concept, and the first to go around and try to get her banned by the authorities.In this post-modern society, being banned by the government is much better than winning the Nobel Prize in Literature, Mao Dun Literature Award, or Feng Zhi Literature Award.Liu Yong of the Song Dynasty wrote "Let's replace the floating name with shallow singing and low singing", and the emperor read it, and said that he should let him sing low singing in the future, and forget about fame and fortune.From then on, Liu Yong became "writing lyrics according to the order", and he stinks everywhere.Historical data imply that Liu Yong entrusted seven or eight well-known eunuchs with his boss's money to complete this matter.Wei Hui's awesomeness won't let Liu Yong: Piracy sells hotly, international copyrights sell a lot, and he uses his reputation as a scholar to give lectures in Silicon Valley and New York, attracting all the famous old perverts and pornographic hobbies in the local Chinese community By.No wonder some people in the circle commented, "I don't know how Wei Hui and the Publishing Department split the accounts?"

Contemporary writers can rest assured that Wei Huihong will not last long.It is not enough to write articles only by taking off, relying on marketing and public relations.The first time you take it off, everyone applauds; if you take it off again, you will be exhibitionist, and everyone will call the police.What makes contemporary writers envious is that Wei Hui will definitely occupy a certain place in the history of literature.That kind of status is like the status of Chairman Mao's badge in the history of Chinese manufacturing. It can't be said about the craftsmanship, but it has historical significance.Wei Hui's historical status is created by the stage of social development, and her status in cultural history will be far higher than her status in literary history.This is something that cannot be helped, who has seized the opportunity before others?The Greek sages told us long ago, don't be the second person to walk on the moon, because people will only remember the first one.

Wei Hui's literary presence of this quality reflects this era.There are also beauties among foreign writers: Anais Nin who sleeps in both black and white (including Henry Miller), and Xiang Meili (who sleeps in thousands of mountains and rivers (including Shao Xunmei, a young literati in Shanghai in the 1930s). Emily Hahn).But these female writers know the book and Dali strictly abide by women's morals, know the white and keep the black, and never mix the beauty of women with the beauty of words.They understand that the beauty of a woman is one part of beauty, two parts of dress, three parts of intelligence and four parts of lewdness, and the beauty of words has nothing to do with these.In the past, when the material living conditions were not good, one room was also used as a living room, a dining room, a bedroom, and a study.Now that the material life is better, the living room, dining room, bedroom, and study room can be clearly divided into four rooms.But now, the conditions of spiritual life are still limited, there is no "Playboy" for public sale, no beauty contests, no legal third-level movies, and Wei Hui's words can only be used as novels, pornographic magazines, and pornographic movies. It's really hard she is gone.

The fox is confident that he can eat the grapes, but after all, the grapes are still sour.