Chapter 94 mosquito text

mosquito text Feng Tang Before I saw Zhang Chi, I heard others mention him over and over again.Others didn't draw any conclusions, but I feel that there always seems to be such a number one person, overwhelming, wandering between dinners, printed in newspapers, and permeated in advertisements.If you walk in the circle of writing articles in Beijing, it is hard not to bump into this old man with a watermelon belly and a winter melon head.It's like in the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties a long, long time ago, if you practice Zen, enlightenment, singing, drinking big wine, touching the ass of the proprietress of the tavern and becoming a celebrity, it's hard not to run into hooligans like Ji Kang and Ruan Ji.In order to strengthen his influence, the senior Chi also created and published a book called "The Beijing Patient", forming gangs and posing as gang fights.Now, if you walk in the circle of writing articles in Beijing, it is simply impossible not to bump into these patients.It's like in the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties a long time ago, if you want to touch the ass of a proprietress who has not been touched by a gang of hooligans known as the "Seven Sages of the Bamboo Grove", it is simply impossible.

Once or twice a month, I was tired of the "market share", "pre-tax profit", "IPO financing" and other vulgar things in my business. Big drinks in small restaurants.The first time I met Mr. Chi, it seemed to be at the "Little Great Wall" next to the Great Wall Hotel. There were also many popular writers at the same table. It seemed that "Boku" was treating guests. They said that the situation was not as good as when the Internet boomed, so I couldn't go to the Great Wall. The hotel is "heaven and earth", so let's use the "Sauce Fragrant Elbow" in the "Little Great Wall" restaurant.I took part in composition competitions in elementary school, wrote self-criticisms in junior high school, wrote love letters in high school, and wrote application letters for joining the party in college. I became thick-skinned and felt that I was also a writer. blush.Old Chi, a fat man, was sitting opposite me, and next to him was a fat man named Aidan. The two fat men, one white and one black, could drink without bottom.After two bottles of "Erguotou", I soon discovered that my alcohol capacity was much worse than my face.When I woke up again, I had already vomited on the table. When I woke up again, I heard my mother yelling. When I woke up again, I was already in the emergency room of Union Hospital.All my medical school classmates came and reunited by my bedside, unconcealedly elated, ready to give me furosemide and dextrose intravenously and gastric lavage.I vaguely heard a classmate say: "Feng Tang is still talented, and he is so drunk that he is still reciting Tang poems: 'When will the swan geese arrive? There are many autumn waters in the rivers and lakes." For gastric lavage, I must wait for "Swan Goose" to arrive.As for "the rivers and lakes are full of autumn water", I must think of Zhang Chi and Aidan, two fat wine tanks, and feel that the world is sinister.

In the later wine bureaus, I often saw Mr. Chi, who always presided over the work, blocked the door with his body when paying the bill, maintained order, and forced the men present to pay for it.At this time, I always think that Beijing has long been listed in the top five cities with the highest living index in the world. It is not easy to live for a long time. How do you support yourself?Among them, Chi Lao is the most prosperous and stable. I seldom watch TV, but I still often see advertisements in which Chi Lao starred.There is a characteristic of the commercials played by Mr. Chi. After seeing him, he was very impressed, but he never remembered what the commercials were trying to sell.In one of the commercials, Chi Lao played a father with an extremely solemn expression, as if he was eager to prove that he had no improper relationship with the actors who played the mother or daughter.In another ad, Mr. Chi seems to be tossing in a huge and incomparable stomach. He is wearing a tights, plump and agile, especially with a smirk on his face, which looks like a sperm.

Chi Lao's writing is definitely a late bloomer, almost perfect.Polished without a trace of anger, but the strength is not reduced.A seven-year-old elementary school student will hardly encounter new characters when reading it, and a seventy-year-old pedant needs to carefully distinguish when reading it, whether Mr. Chi is scolding him.Reading Chi Lao's words, I feel like a mosquito.When you feel right, when your mind is connected, a word, a sentence, or an image will touch you when you are not paying attention, like a mosquito bites you.I didn't feel much at the time, but after thinking about it, I scratched a few times, and it didn't feel right, and the more I scratched, the more itchy.

It is said that Chi Lao's late blooming is a natural formation. According to Chi Lao's own words: "I don't agree with saying that fame must be done as soon as possible. Because no matter who you are, if you want to achieve a career, there is a process that is ripe and natural. .Take me as an example. Don’t look at the fact that I published three books at once, but I have been writing for more than 20 years. So I described it to the reporter who interviewed me, it’s like a latrine that has been blocked for a long time , It suddenly worked." Hearing that Wang Shuo had read Chi Lao's writing, he wondered how the person who wrote such writing could not become famous.Mr. Chi was very excited when he heard this statement, and he even believed that he was a late bloomer.I agree with Wang Shuo's statement.But when I went to China World Mall yesterday, I saw more than a dozen long-legged beauties who looked better than Shu Qi, but Shu Qi was the only one on the cover of Playboy.So I still hope that Chi Lao's "Alternative Makes Me Tired" will let more people see his mosquito-like writing.

("Alternative Makes Me Tired", by Zhang Chi, China Federation of Literary and Art Circles Publishing House, July 2002, priced at 19.80 yuan)