Chapter 63 Piggy Avenue

Piggy Avenue Feng Tang Pigs and butterflies are two of my favorite animals. I like pigs earlier than I like girls, and I like butterflies later than I like girls.Pigs have the advantage of being easier to understand than girls: wearing the big old clothes that my brother weeded out, standing in front of pigs, I won't feel inferior.Pig knuckles can be seen, touched, and gnawed. After gnawing, you will not be hungry for several hours.Pigs go straight, eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are sleepy, and hit the wall when their hormones are high. You don't need to guess her mind.Pigs are fatter, warm in winter and cool in summer, and when I put my hands on her meat in summer, it cools off quickly.Pigs have two rows of udders, not two.etc.Girls don't have any of these benefits.

When the first set of zodiac monkey tickets (T46, Gengshen Monkey) was issued, only 3 million copies were issued, and the face value rose from 8 cents to 2 yuan in half a year.When I was in primary school, I learned arithmetic.My mother and I counted: There are one billion people in the country, and more than 300 people get a monkey ticket. Among these 300 people, there are about 30 monkeys, and the price of monkey tickets has to go up.My mother gave me two yuan, put it in the meat pocket, and told me to go to the black market to buy monkeys.After I bought the monkey at the postal market in Chongwenmen, I saw a piggy-shaped piggy bank in the window of a handicraft store near Wangfujing.Unique shape, I've never seen it before.Blue ground blue and white, mother and son pigs, the big pig is carrying the little pig on the bottom, the two pigs are grinning happily, there is a hole in the back of the little pig, and the steel bunny will go in through there, and the price is two yuan.I immediately felt that the same two yuan was worth more than a monkey ticket.One, two pigs are more than one monkey.Second, develop a good habit of saving money.Three, that big pig looks like my mother, with thick thighs and very thin calves.I went to Dongdan Post Office Post Market, where I sold the monkey ticket for two yuan and two cents, bought a sow piggy bank, and bought a double cream popsicle.Tell my mother, my mother praised me for being good at arithmetic, and the daily return is 10%, and this day is meaningful.

Two years later, the price of Gengshen monkeys increased to ten yuan a piece, and piggy banks with sows and piglets can be seen all over the street. When I met the post office, I walked around and stuffed piggy banks with sows under the bed.My mother turned out the money pot and put it on my small desk. She said a sentence. Twenty years later, I heard McDull's mother, Mrs. Mai, say this sentence in a book.Mai Tai failed to win the Mark Six Lottery because she blindly believed in McDull's boyish luck, and McDull lowered his head in shame. My mother said the same thing as Mrs. Mai: "We are fine now."

McDull is not only a pig, but also a pig living in a low place, a pig full of simple and vulgar tastes, and a pig who wins the way. McDull lives in the lowlands.The McDulls are of average talent, they come from grassroots, single-parent families, spend money to buy turkeys, and have no money to go to the Maldives. Their big wish is to have a piece of rubber. The place where I live in Hong Kong is the old district, collectively known as Xiyingpan, where the British devils first attacked Hong Kong Island and stationed troops.When I go to and from get off work, I look around and see many Mai Tais with McDulls in blue school uniforms and Mai Tais perming their hair.Mrs. McDull walked through the concrete sidewalk without trees. At the intersection of Queen's Road West and Water Street, a straightforward banner was hung, "Maintain the simple folk customs of the West District, and oppose the establishment of disguised massage parlors."McDull and Mrs. McDull walked into the tea restaurant, the set meal was 20 yuan, cold drinks were 2 yuan more, and those who wore school uniforms gave free soft drinks.My Hong Kong colleague Jackie told me that when she was still McDull, she came to Hong Kong from Guangzhou. Her mother squeezed out all the money she could to get her into a good school. Put on oil, the car license plate only has two digits.The school teacher requires that every child learn a musical instrument to improve their conduct.Some of her classmates learn cello and some learn piano. Jackie asked her mother what she was studying, and her mother said that the house was small and bought a harmonica for Jackie.

McDull is full of simple and low-level fun.The McDulls said, "I don't have any money, but I have an orange." The oranges are ten yuan and four. Ask the owner of the fruit stall near Sai Ying Pun, "Which kind of sweet?" The owner will tell the truth, and will not always point to the most expensive one. pile.In the eyes of McDull, each orange is honest and simple. When the orange peel is cut and the orange petals are split, each orange flesh reminds people of the sky and earth that the orange has absorbed in the past year.Ten minutes of eating oranges is a great and fulfilling ten minutes.The McDulls learn Liuhe Tan legs from their teachers, specialize in yin legs, and have a crush on the master's daughter. In Shenzhen, I have a mistress, one for her house, one for buying a car, and one for gasoline and vegetables.Get together, nothing to say, very happy.In the eyes of McDull, all mistresses are goddesses, young, slender, and white, and they firmly believe that only pigs can be called handsome.

This kind of low-level interest has been endless, from, to, to, to Feng Zikai, to Zhou Zuoren, to Chen Guo, to McDull.I want to learn from McDull.In the future, I will only use commas and periods, verbs and nouns, subjects and predicates, and add an object at most.Don't force yourself, don't pretend to be forceful.If you think a person is stupid, you should be straightforward and say, "You're an idiot".Don't say, "Your thinking is very detailed, but a little bit lacking in strategic height", or even say, "Your brain is flooded, your brain is swollen".

McDull got the avenue.McDull made a big slow clock, which runs for one minute and one hour for countless years, but it is indeed running.It is as if the monk said that there is also rain ahead, and in front of the big slow clock, all people have no pressure, they are calm, and life is simple and beautiful.McDull has never studied medicine and doesn't know the effects of hormones, but he concluded that the most wonderful time for things is when they are waiting and just tasting them.This wisdom struck McDull twice, once at his wedding and once when his mother died. On an early autumn afternoon, waiting for the arrival of the November holiday, I read four McDull books.I have firmly established the belief that living in a low place is not afraid of lack of money. I believe that all people use flush toilets is communism. I have established the literary purpose of saying "you stupid" directly. I eat when I am hungry and sleep when I am sleepy. , When my hormones are high, I rub against the big tree. I think of my mother, and my eyes are red.Mrs. McDull said, "We are already satisfied, any more is greed."

2004/9/24