Chapter 36 my yellow book ideal

my yellow book ideal Feng Tang After 30 years, the world has gradually become clearer, and I found that entrepreneurs are basically liars, scientists are basically fools, and the ideals of the past have gradually disappeared. The only unrealistic idea is that in this life, I will write ten novels, one of which is This is pornography, I think, this merit is immeasurable. When I was in medical school, Uncle Hu, who was in charge of the dormitory, always liked Gu Long and disliked Jin Yong, preferring fake Gu Long to real Gu Long.Uncle Hu said that Gu Long is better at dealing with women than Jin Yong, Jin Yong is in love, Gu Long is with women, love is not as long as women, Gu Long is more beautiful.Uncle Hu went on to say that the fake ancient dragon, by coincidence, is basically pornography, which looks better than the real ancient dragon.Later, Uncle Hu suffered a stroke. After the recovery period, he became even more outspoken and advised me to give up medicine and focus on literature.He read the ten pages of fake colognes I wrote, and he said to me, you can do it, you can write murder porn.Don't write, it's wasted.Men are afraid of entering the wrong line of work, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.There is still time for you to change careers.It is more beneficial than being a doctor, and it can make so many people happy.If you don't graduate, you can work in dermatology for a few years, treating sexually transmitted diseases, or in andrology, looking at impotence, and gaining insights before changing careers.If you want to be a doctor and write at the same time, you can do it, even homicide pornography.You know what it means to be capable, and the things you write can be sold at newsstands on the street.Writing murder made me want to sharpen a kitchen knife, and I did it.Write pornography, if I can do it, haha, son, you can do it.You can walk freely in the rivers and lakes.

Don't make this dirty book too long.Three to fifty thousand words is just right for one self-touch.No illustrations, I adore imagination.A real, beautiful, and kind pornographic book, it should be as real as every man’s brain stem taking off his underpants, it should be as beautiful as the filaments spreading the anthers on the stigma of the pistil, it should be as kind as if you are hungry to eat and eat again when you are hungry .The pornographic jokes in it are all added later, as if you forcibly took off your gloves and put condoms on five fingers, and each joke is not connected.What's more, the adaptor is still a blowjob fanatic. When it comes to blowjobs, he can't hold his pen. The line drawings are immediately changed to heavy colors, and often accompanied by a doggerel. "Meat Futon" is too uncreative. It uses the monk's bald head to teach the glans, and by teaching the glans, it expands the "Su Nu Jing" twenty-fold in a very simple way.If these 30,000 to 50,000 characters are written high, it will benefit mankind, like hybrid rice, like broad-spectrum antibiotics, and like instant noodles.In the imagination, this idea is like a seed, growing slowly, and the outline of the story is winding and climbing like a vine, God, create, protect, destroy.

The title of a long pornographic novel I can think of is "Sekong", about a Yu Xuanji and an abbot, the first sentence of the novel is: Yu Xuanji said to the elder Sekong: "Do you want to see my naked body?" The novel Write in color for odd-numbered chapters, and blank for even-numbered chapters.I don't know, if I really finish writing it to Uncle Hu, will he understand this mystery, and use his eighty-year-old third leg to skip and read.