Chapter 34 talk about love, get a cold

talk about love, get a cold Feng Tang Feng Tang @ 2007-3-12 23:36:12 Since I quit medicine and went into business after studying at Peking Union Medical College for eight years, every time I meet strangers, I will inevitably be interrogated, "Why don't you become a doctor? What a pity", just like an Israeli colleague of mine who took a taxi in Beijing, Every time it is inevitable to be interrogated, "Why do you and Palestine keep pinching each other?"My Israeli colleague has her standard answer, about 200 words, which can be recited in one minute.I also have mine, and I have become very proficient after many times of practice: My specialty is gynecological ovarian cancer. Since the ovary is deeply buried in the women's pelvic cavity, when ovarian cancer is discovered, most of them are already at the third stage or above, and the five-year survival rate is less than 100%. Fifty.I feel so useless that no matter what I do, dozens of patients die slowly and painfully.I decided to give up medicine and go into business. If a company’s performance cannot be improved, I can at least suggest to the boss to close and open another one. If I am facing a patient with ovarian cancer, I cannot suggest that she die first this time and start over in the next life.Most people sighed and expressed satisfaction with this answer, while a few people who were superstitious about science took it seriously, and then asked, do you have so little confidence in the progress of science, are you so vain?My standard answer is: Modern medical science has not cured the common cold for so many years.

Cold is like love. If God is a programmer, cold and love should be programmed in one subroutine.A cold is simpler, programming takes a hundred lines, and love is more complicated, using ten thousand lines. Cold viruses are everywhere, like good girls are everywhere.When a person catches a cold, he can't blame the society, he can only blame himself for being too weak and having low resistance.When people feel love, they can't hate fate, they can only hate the genes that your parents dumped on you for being so easy to be stupid. I have a cold and there is nothing I can do.All cold remedies only relieve symptoms and/or scam you out of money and have nothing to do with symptomatic treatment.The best treatment is to rest in bed, let your body soak with the virus, drink plenty of plain water or orange juice, after seven days, if you don’t die, the cold will run away by itself.To feel love, there is no other way.The hormones in the blood vessels are screaming, and the receptors for the action are not in the penis. It is useless to run three kilometers, take a cold bath, rub against a big tree, or drink a lot of alcohol. " didn't work either.The best treatment is to sleep with a girl who makes you feel in love, let your body soak with her, talk more about life or ideals, after seven years, if you are not stupid, love will run away by itself.The girl who once made you an inhuman, her long hair was cut short, her fairy spirit dissipated, the phoenix turned back into a hen, and the rose turned into a cauliflower.

Years ago, I had a total ovariohysterectomy and answered a cell phone on a pager.It was a high school classmate of mine who went to the computer department of Tsinghua University. He said on the phone that he was walking around outside last night and caught a cold. He was about to catch a cold.He is sitting on the curb in front of his house now, look, the girl who made him feel love sent her brother to remove her clothes and the huge wedding photo of the two of them, on the truck of the moving company, in the photo, he And she laughs and shakes.After seven days of engagement to him, this girl went back on her word, and sent him a letter saying that she had no sleep for three days and three nights, and decided to give up the security of this life to pursue vain love.