Chapter 24 red wine conjuring

red wine conjuring Feng Tang Feng Tang @ 2007-6-28 0:42:34 When I was studying medicine, the professor was talking about the structure and mechanism of the human body, and I was thinking about the idea that this structure and mechanism can be derived from logic. For example, proper sexual intercourse can actually treat gynecological diseases such as vaginitis and chronic pelvic inflammatory disease. For example, the designed lifespan of human beings may only be forty years, such as birth determinism and childhood determinism. Birth determinism is a genetic issue, that is to say, 90% of the animal nature is determined at birth, such as breast size, penis length, brain reaction speed, whether it is a lover or a Tsinghua boy , Can remember "Short Songs" or "Songs of Everlasting Sorrow".I was born with Liu Xiang, and I can run faster than you and me without practicing.As for whether Liu Xiang can become a world champion, it is determined by the 10% factor after birth.

Childhood determinism is a matter of stereotyping, that is to say, 90% of what is related to human nature is stereotyped before the age of five, such as outlook on life, world outlook, and values.Before I was five years old, I only drank jasmine tea, and now I can’t tell the difference between Longjing tea and Maojian tea, or Mingqian tea and Guqian tea, and I always feel that they lack the fragrance of jasmine.Before I was five years old, I accompanied my grandma and my mother to drink bulk Erguotou, which cost 1,216 cents, and I still can’t tell the difference between good and bad baijiu.For me, there are only three kinds of baijiu: Erguotou, like Erguotou, and not like Erguotou.As long as it is liquor above 50 degrees Celsius, the floor will start to soften, the stars will start to twinkle, and the girls will start to look good.

The only exception is red wine. The first time I drank red wine was mixed with Hainan coffee.My elder sister and my elder brother were not very old at the time. They sat on the mat, pulled up the curtains, and eavesdropped on Teresa Teng's melodious voice together.Teresa Teng's song was still a decadent bourgeoisie at that time.I also sat on the mat, used the bed as a desk, did my homework, and recited the Tang poem "Beauties fall from the sky, and the dragon begins to welcome spring." I eavesdropped on Teresa Teng, imagining that she should be a good and fleshy girl.I peeked at my elder sister and my elder brother, these two worthless people, they had weird expressions, and occasionally glanced at each other, as if the other party might listen to Teresa Teng suddenly become a male and female hooligan, like a green snake drinking realgar wine white snake.Teresa Teng has a very lascivious line: "Good wine and coffee, I only need to drink one cup, remembering the past, and drank a second cup, knowing that love is like flowing water, whoever he loves".My elder sister and my elder brother felt itchy after hearing this, and found half a bottle of vermouth wine produced in Yantai (the reason why the half bottle was left over was that after drinking half a bottle, my grandma and my mother agreed that this wine The wine must be made in bulk Erguotou mixed with grape essence soda), and then poured half a cup of Hainan coffee left by my father, forcing me to drink first.These two are heartless, I have never drank anything uglier or uglier than that glass of liquid since then.

My bad impression of wine was reversed by my earliest booksellers.The bookseller loves wine, Latin dancing, women.He was at a disadvantage when it came to Latin dancing.Once when he drank too much, he randomly grabbed a woman with a voluptuous waist to dance tango. His leg was thrown out. It should have been a long and continuous swing and then retracted in an instant, but I only saw it retracted in an instant, as if Lin Yilian's eyes were in an instant. close.That day, a group of people drank up the Erguotou in the tavern and nearby small shops. After dancing, the bookseller took out a bottle of foreign red wine from his schoolbag and said, you scum, Red wine is good wine, if you take it out too early, it will be wasted by you, take it out now and drink slowly.

This bottle of red wine is really good stuff.If you compare it with Erguotou, Erguotou is a slap in the face, and this bottle of red wine is a foot massage.Erguotou is a girl from Beijing, who has a bigger temper than you and can take off her pants faster than you. This bottle of red wine is a girl from Jiangnan. She pays attention to every expression of yours and understands every wrinkle in your heart without saying a word. At home in the Bay Area of ​​the United States, my elder sister has a common dog, a German Shepherd, named Zha Zha (哔唱, Zhaza, Inserting).It is five years old and smarter than the average five-year-old child. It can use the flush toilet, do housework, and is responsible for opening the mailbox to fetch newspapers every day. Zha Zha likes to run. I occasionally go to the United States and use my sister’s house as a temple to code and hide in peace.Every time I got tired of writing and stood up from the computer, Zha Zha would come over with the dog leash in his mouth, and go out with his head on me.It wants me to take it to the big lake a hundred meters away for a run.

My mother quit Erguotou after her heart disease was detected.She started nagging, red wine is good, people with high blood lipids, it is better to drink red wine, a bottle of red wine is eaten, red wine enters the blood vessel, pulls the hand of blood fat into the bladder, and then urinates, there are oil stars in the urine Son.I said, what you said seems to be different from what the pathophysiology professor in my medical school said.My mother asked, what did your professor say?I said, once upon a time there was a scholar named Zhao Zhiqian, his wife and daughter died within a month, and he carved an inscription "Now the clouds are scattered, the snow disappears, the flowers disappear and the moon is gone".There is a half-beast and half-immortal in my body, whenever the clouds disperse, the snow disappears, the flowers fade and the moon fades away, it will wake up, push its head against me from the inside of its body, and let me open a bottle of red wine.After drinking a bottle of red wine, the little beast and fairy gradually softened and floated out along the stream of red wine.My mother asked, is this what the pathophysiology professor in your medical school taught you?