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Chapter 3 great times

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great times Feng Tang Feng Tang @ 2008-2-21 22:42:01 Category: Reposted by Feng Tang I seldom irrigate, but this time, I feel that we are really living in a great era. What happened to the men of this era compared to the women of this era.Some went to receive awards after "shooting" tigers, some went to sing praises after "shooting" antelopes, and some were forced to go to America to find their mothers after filming, none of them had the courage and courage. It also confirms the old European saying: the light of women guides us forward. ZT: Cecilia Cheung: I will never apologize

Hello everyone, I am Cecilia Cheung. In fact, I didn't intend to make any response to this matter, because in my opinion, I don't owe anyone an explanation except Ah Tsai and his family.But my assistant told me that there are a group of people in this world, they are my fans, they used to pay for my works, so that I can buy LV bags and Chanel skirts, so that Lucas can be in a very good hospital born.These people used to love me, cheered and screamed for me, and gave me caring and support, and now they are sad, feeling cheated, even angry, and I need to give them an answer. To be honest, I think this matter is quite boring. Who I have sex with, where and how, are all my own business. Now it seems that people all over the world have the right to care about it.I know what you are all waiting for, waiting to see how I can defend myself, smooth out the lie, push away the responsibility, and then laugh a few times proudly, saying that this stupid woman is so stupid even in lying.

Unfortunately, this time you will be disappointed. The photos are real, I've had sex with different guys, taken drugs, danced all night, I've done it all.Don't ask me why, I think that many people in this world don't want to behave in a proper way, but some people don't do it, some people don't know what they do, but I do it, unfortunately, And let you all know. I have never done anything harmful to nature in my life. I have made many mistakes, many of which were quite outrageous, and I have hurt many people, but those people do not include you who are sitting in front of the screen waiting to read this statement.I will make up for the people I have hurt, with the rest of my life, if he still needs it.

You don't have to praise me for being courageous. It doesn't take much courage to admit this, because no one will believe you if you don't admit it.And I don't seem to have ever concealed it. To be honest, I thought it was strange that I didn't take drugs or have promiscuous sex these days. I didn't know that my image has always been quite pure. In order to give this confession, my assistant helped me collect some remarks. I'm sorry for killing everyone's beautiful girl Cecilia Cheung, but I think you will find a replacement soon. I know there are a lot of people waiting for me to kill myself, but I can't figure out why I should die, so I let you down again.

Many people are accusing me of lying, which surprises me. I thought it was impossible to live in this world without mastering the skills of telling the truth. It turns out that everyone is still so naive and still requires human beings to be honest about everything on any occasion. Be honest.It's a good quality, and although I don't own it, I hope you keep it. But one thing I'm not lying about, Edison Chen and I have never dated, we have sex but not dated, understand what I mean? Seeing that some parents think that I teach bad little girls, well, although I am not the idol of children, there may really be little girls among those who like the name Cecilia Cheung.Then I want to tell them that it is not interesting. I have done all the things that seem exciting and fun. It is not interesting. I feel very boring now.Of course, I don't believe that my fake persuasion will be of any use. You won't know how smelly durian is until you eat it.

To be honest, I regret it now. Regret is meaningless and sounds hypocritical, but it is true, otherwise I would continue to live like that instead of marrying someone and having children. I married Ah Zi because I love him, he is the best man, he makes me feel that even if I do nothing, just staring at him in a daze, I am happier than having sex with other men.I used to plan to give him the rest of my life, I would be very good and listen to him, I think I would be very happy this way.I have always been stupid, I don't know what I want, but he is smart, he will protect me, take good care of me, let me not have to think about anything, I think this is happiness.He said that he would fight for this love with his life. I thought this kind of life would last for a long time...

Azi didn't look at those photos. I've been playing video games with him these days, and he told me it's okay, it just needs a little time.I have been waiting for him, and when that time passes, I will do what he says, and I believe he will take good care of me and Lucas.Everything will pass, it will be fast, maybe three months later you will no longer care about these photos, or half a year, three years, if the time is too long, I will take Lucas abroad.As long as you don’t buy less bags and less clothes, my money is still enough, so don’t worry about Lucas’ life for me. Even if I get divorced, I will not give Lucas to others to raise. I don’t believe that anyone loves him more than me. .

Well, that's pretty much all I need to say, I don't know how many people are sitting in front of their screens waiting to hear me tell this shit.To be honest, I used drugs and promiscuously, and I also thought I was pretty nasty, but you guys who look at my photos and handjob, call me cheap and search for new photos everywhere are not noble. So, I think, I don't have to apologize to you guys. That's it, that's my confession. Good night! February 14, 2008 Valentine's Day ZT: The leader talks about the heroic deeds of Comrade Hu Ziwei Comrades, after carefully watching the heroic deeds of Comrade Hu Ziwei at the opening ceremony of the CCTV Olympic Channel, I would like to talk about my feelings from the following aspects.Comrades, please pay attention to the discipline of the venue and put away all the meal tickets. I will try to be brief so as not to delay everyone's meal time.

First of all, thoroughly implement the scientific outlook on development and adhere to the spirit of innovation.The reason why Comrade Hu Ziwei was able to hit the whole of China and make the masses of the people fully recognize Comrade Zhang Bin's true face is inseparable from her creative development of a brand-new accusation model.Comrade Hu Ziwei usually pays attention to state affairs, and pays attention to accumulating famous quotes from outstanding foreign politicians. Therefore, when she learned that her husband had successfully impregnated another young woman, Comrade Hu Ziwei suddenly appeared on CCTV calmly and calmly. At the press conference of the Olympic Channel, the trivial housework was skillfully combined with the political speech of a certain French foreign minister, which not only caught the enemy off guard, but also improved the level of his speech, showing the new era to the people of China and the world Qin Xianglian of excellent qualities.

Secondly, accelerate the construction of professional ability and enhance professional skills.As you can see from the video just now, when Comrade Hu Ziwei was speaking, she was robbed of the microphone, pushed and obstructed several times by the CCTV staff who swarmed onto the stage.However, as the backbone of the business host of Beijing TV Station, Comrade Hu Ziwei gave up the idea of ​​"waiting, relying, and asking" in the face of such a bad situation, and actively played her own strengths. The announcer has basic skills and transmits his voice to every corner of the scene.What is especially worth learning is that Comrade Hu Ziwei's Mandarin is well-spoken and fluent, and she is not affected by emotions at all.On the other hand, the hosts of many TV stations and radio stations in Shanghai, the male anchors learn to speak like women, and the female anchors learn to speak like chickens.We should recognize the gap through this study, take advantage of the favorable opportunity of the 2010 Shanghai World Expo, strive to promote the professional skills of hosts, and strive to bring Shanghai's radio and television industry to a new level! (applaud).

Third, unswervingly cultivate a noble aesthetic taste and focus on image engineering.Comrades, I don't know if you have noticed that Comrade Hu Ziwei's clothes for this speech are very decent.Burberry's classic horn button hooded trench coat, paired with a Burberry plaid scarf of the same color, just rightly embodies the character of an intellectual woman who is suddenly abandoned in middle age and is tenacious, unyielding, and resisting.Comrade Zhang Meiran, an Internet celebrity who has also become popular recently, has been besieged by the masses of the people. A considerable reason is her dressing taste that kills everyone in seconds and scraps countless netizens' monitors.Therefore, we must be good at "doing what we do, thinking about the overall situation, and doing our best to serve the overall situation" and achieve "four nevers", namely: never have patent leather jackets, never have leopard-print pants, and never have fur on your shoes Yes, the backpack must not be LV. Fourth, unswervingly follow the road of safe production and learn popular science knowledge.Taking a comprehensive look at the Hu Zhangmen incident, we should clearly realize the importance of safe production.Comrades, we can seriously think about it. If Comrade Zhang Bin can use contraceptive equipment correctly when stealing meat and fish, there will be no fuse for his extramarital girlfriend to threaten Zhang's wife Hu Ziwei on the grounds of pregnancy.Through the study of background materials, we can find that Comrade Zhang Bin impregnated more than one mistress more than once. This kind of "repeatedly pregnant" safety responsibility accident deserves our high vigilance.Everyone can think about it, compared with the scene where children of different skin colors come on stage together to hug Comrade Zhang Bin and call him "Daddy", is the consequence more serious than the scene of a wife making a scene at a press conference? Finally, I would like to make some requests and suggestions to some comrades.One is to explain football not to speak ill of the Italian team. It is retribution for Comrade Zhang Bin to be a laughing stock this time.Second, don't always put yourself at the level of lower animals, and want to have sex when you see young people without wrinkles.Third, if you really can't overcome this problem, you must go to a special place to seek help from a professional sex worker, so as to avoid provoking ambitious girls from good families who rely on their children. My words are over, and another notice is that today the cafeteria serves steamed buns, everyone should pay attention to the quality, and don't compete with comrades from brother units.Break up the meeting!
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