A friend of Mr. Quan said: There is no cure for China, but there is a cure for China.Mr. Ji Tao said: Reciting Buddha and praying for repentance can save the country.Mr. Jieshi said: Long-term resistance can save the country.Mr. Zhu at the sideline meeting said: The Nine-Power Pact and the League of Nations can save the country.Mr. Han Qing said: If you don't resist, you can save the country.The Blood Soul Group said: Bombs can save the country.The Al-Shabaab said: Fascisti can save the country.This is called, everyone can change tricks, only the ingenuity is different.There is a great cure for China, why is there no cure?

In commemoration of September 18th, silence is only allowed for five minutes, and mass gatherings and associations are not allowed. There are too many national humiliation days in China, as many as the martyrdom and sage festivals on the Catholic calendar. A national humiliation commemoration.If things go on like this, Chinese citizens may only become dumb citizens, because five minutes of silence is still very impressive. There was a reason for the war between Han and Liu, and there was a reason for the electrification, but it reminded me of a couplet written for those who passed the old calendar years at the Spring Festival couplets stall in the country, which was called "The public says the public is right, the woman says the woman is right, everyone It makes sense. You celebrate your New Year, I celebrate mine, and each has its own New Year.”

The people want to be bureaucratic warlords, bureaucratic warlords want to be emperors, and even emperors want to be immortals.Qin Shihuang said to the scholars: "Is there any medicine for immortality in the world? If there is, then I would be willing to eat it until I die. I must buy it for you!" Xianxian." General Wu Peifu talked about benevolence and righteousness, and Zheng Xx talked about his kingly ways to Sir Lytton. Unfortunately, the Army Ministry of the Japanese General Staff and the League of Nations in Geneva are not disciples of Confucius and Mencius. All the national treasures of the Forbidden City have been collected by foreign collectors, which is also a good idea of ​​the authorities.Because when they want to see it, the Chinese can still go to foreign countries to see it.A poor student opened the door of the pawnshop in the middle of the night and asked what time was it in the pawnshop?Because his watch was kept there for him in the pawnshop, isn't that what it means?

Since the three northeastern provinces have been occupied by the Japanese, the road construction work has been put on hold, and the purchase of railway materials is no longer necessary. The London Purchasing Committee is trying to figure out what to do with the remaining money.And the elementary school teachers in Peiping, and the education funds in various places, are famine again.I thought, wouldn't it be better if China even gave the eighteen provinces of its headquarters to the Japanese?Because the surplus of Geng's money can be more than enough, but the general education can be completely ignored.

Birth control is neo-Malthusism, the massacres by Chinese warlords in Jinan and Baoding, the "bandit suppression" in central China, and the civil wars in Shandong and other places should be neo-Neo-Malthusism.What's more, eugenics is useless.Because someone said recently: "It's not right to cut the birth, it's better to choose the birth", so I thought of this level. If there are words, it will be long, and if there are no words, it will be short. I don’t want to write any more. Let’s copy a poem from Xin Jiaxuan’s "Ugly Slave", right for the end: "Young people don’t know how to feel sad. The words are strong to express sorrow. Now that I know all the sorrow, I want to say it, but I want to say it, but I say it’s a cool autumn.”

Originally published on October 3, 1932