Chapter 34 love needs a camera

Being in love requires a camera. Every time I line up the photos of previous lovers, I can look for the commonalities of these lovers, and then I can discover some of my stubborn hobbies.Without this method, I can hardly tell what kind of people I like.The principle is similar to the fact that police detectives have to find the murderer based on the common features of a series of murders, and the murderer suddenly realizes what is wrong with him. To create a love file, you need a camera. You don't need a camera to fall in love. Nine-tenths of the love in a person's life is either a crime or a folly; it is either crazy or adolescence, and it is not appropriate to leave evidence.

Being in love requires a camera.Otherwise, you would have no reason to stop hapless passers-by in scenic spots to take pictures of the two of you, and you would have no reason to force strangers to witness how much love you have.There is no chance to enjoy the fun of showing off. You don't need a camera to fall in love.This can help you escape the poisonous hands of professional love hunters—this kind of professional lover is more interested in taking pictures than in love. Once he frames your photos and puts them on the bedside, that means that It was the hunter who hung the newly made specimen deer head and male head on the wall.

Avoid the cameras, avoid the love hunters. Being in love requires a camera.Because everyone doesn't write letters now, and when we quarrel, we must prepare something that can be torn. You don't need a camera to fall in love.Because the speed of love changes far exceeds the fastest rapid printing, when your photos are developed, love may have deteriorated.Anyone with experience knows that even a camera as fast as a Polaroid can't keep up. Being in love requires a camera.There are some lovers who, let's be honest, have absolutely no strengths other than being photogenic. You don't need a camera to fall in love.Because of the photos taken when they were passionately in love, the two were always too close, and when it was their turn to tear up the photos, they would inevitably tear their own faces.It's still not good.

Being in love requires a camera.Otherwise, on what basis will those three aunts and six women around you who would rather die than idle decide for you whether he is tall enough or not, and whether her teeth are white enough or not. You don't need a camera to fall in love.Photographs are the same kind of horror as mirrors—the longer you stare at them, the more you think, "You don't recognize that person." As for the group photo when you are in love, the ending is usually the same. When you see the end, you find that "you don't recognize the two of them".Why bother scaring yourself?

Being in love requires a camera.If it weren't for the camera, the boringness of most dates would be exposed. You don't need a camera to fall in love.If your love doesn't last, then the photos will only bring back painful memories, why take pictures? If your love is long-lasting, then the photos will only force you to see each other how old they are now, why do you take pictures?