Chapter 27 To fall in love, of course you have to ride a motorcycle

Those who are courting should consider riding a motorcycle—— If your body is very pleasant and warm, but your face is not very good, and your eloquence is not very good, if you want to court, you should choose to ride a motorcycle.Let the person you admire lean on your shoulders and feel your waist.The other party will recognize you from your back all the way, but can't see your face; and when the other party is talking a lot in your ear, you don't even need to pick up the conversation, and the whirring wind will be romantic for you. Answered. Those who are courting should consider taking the bus——

If you are naturally shy, passive, don't know how to create opportunities, and don't know how to grasp opportunities, if you want to court, you should choose to take the bus.You can completely pretend to be innocent and appear in front of the other party again and again, and you can control the distance between each other, first secretly admiring from a distance; Splashing it on you, sneaking your student ID in the other party's schoolbag... You have to make good use of the bus as a means of transportation, which is a means of courtship designed for courtship idiots. Of course, you have to ride a motorcycle when you are in love.For Chinese people who lack hugs too much, riding a motorcycle is simply the best excuse to practice hugging.The hugger pretended to be okay, and the hugged pretended to be okay, but both of them were secretly happy.

Of course you have to take the bus when you fall in love.For urban residents who lack eye contact too much, taking the bus is basically a training camp for making eye contact with others.Only in a place like the bus car, where physical contact is extremely cheap and eye contact is extremely precious, can you deeply appreciate the amazing power of "four-eye contact" in love. Lovers, ride more motorcycles.Especially for two boys who are in love, this is the most aboveboard and blatant obscenity. Lovers, take the bus more often.Especially for two girls who are in love, it is especially necessary to choose the most congested traffic rush hour.It seems that people all over the world are kindly afraid that you are not close enough to each other.

Of course, you have to ride a motorcycle when you are in love. People who ride motorcycles can recognize one thing the most—there are so many people around you, but the only person connected to you is the one behind you.Riding a motorcycle is different from driving a car. People who drive can easily isolate the world around them with glass windows and music.Unlike riding a motorcycle, which has a sense of "troubled times", it is so easy to recognize that in this "troubled world", there is only one "beautiful woman" for you. Of course you have to take the bus when you fall in love.

Those who take the bus can recognize one thing best - there are so many people around, but they can only share a certain part of the journey with you, some of them get on the bus three stops later than you, and some get on the bus two stops earlier than you get off.Every time I get off the whole bus, it is like experiencing the great allegory of this life's love life. Therefore, you gradually exercise yourself the most rare open-mindedness in love.