Chapter 24 You must be able to dance when you are in love

To fall in love, you must be able to dance.Anyone who says "I can't dance" is making excuses.I have never heard of a male bird that, when it comes to the mating period, will stand blankly in front of the female bird because "I can't dance" and have nothing to do.Do you still want to continue being a mammal?Look at the average dance level of an Australian male phoenix, and stop using excuses that only humans can say. You don't have to be able to dance to be in love.I know a lot of girls because boys keep stepping on their feet when they are dancing, and I think they are "so cute".

Those who are in love, please try to dance as much as possible.The relationship between sports and love is very extreme - if you are too far away, it is difficult to fall in love, such as tug-of-war, you can't even see your face clearly, how can you fall in love?However, if you get too close, it will be difficult to fall in love. For example, sex is the closest sport, even closer than wrestling and sumo wrestling, but it is really not a sport suitable for dating.If you don't believe me, if you go to the door of a brothel to visit clients, not one out of a hundred will say, "I'm here to fall in love."

So, what is the best sport for dating?Of course, it is not too far away, and not too close to dance. Those who are in love, please try to dance as little as possible.Nowadays, where you dance, the music is loud as hell. Strange men and women take aim at each other and catch people to go home and have sex. Can't help much. To fall in love, you must be able to dance.Dancing is nothing more than learning when to get closer, when to pull away, when to face each other, when to back to back, when to hold hands, and when to go around in circles—isn’t that what falling in love is all about? You don't have to be able to dance to be in love.Modern love is just like modern dance—modern dance only asks "whether you want to dance" and "how do you want to dance"; it doesn't ask "whether you can dance" or "whether you dance correctly".What about modern love?the same.

To fall in love you have to dance.Dancing is the most "advance and attack, retreat but not attack" game - when dancing fast, you can either not look at the other party, or you can watch the other party see the fire from the eyes; when dancing slow, You can not even say a word of entertainment, or you can hold her in your arms and whisper softly in your ear.There is no activity better utilized than dancing. You don't have to dance to be in love.The set of dancing and playing is basically a Utopian version of the world of two people-you take a step forward, and I take a step back; the two dance to whatever tempo the music is in; if you really want to fall in love, how can it be so easy? Just sleeping without snoring is enough to annoy you.

Dancing is the most important thing to do when you are in love—the lyrics of love songs can cover up your lack of emotion; Dancing is the last thing you should do when you are in love—too much for others to see, and too little for yourself to chew.